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by Tokuopolis » Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:16 pm
by Magthere » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:25 pm
Atomosea wrote:I swear, the only people more patriotic than Texans are Bostonians during a good season...
by Giovenith » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:09 pm
by Dragoria » Mon Feb 27, 2017 4:58 pm
by Dragoria » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:25 pm
by Dragoria » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:40 pm
by Doom Legions » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:21 am
Dragoria wrote:Alright assholes, who's ready to see Draggy write a better movie than Hasbro?Ponies wake up. Beeautiful day. Try to go about beautiful daily business, but what the shit? All the Pony Magic got stolen.
Summoned by Celestia to Canterlot. “Shit you guys someone stole all our magic” YOU DON’T FUCKING SAY “Save us, pony-wan Kenobi. you’re our only hope”
♪♫♪Myyyyy Little Pooonyyyy♪♫♪
So they head off to follow the trail of the missing magic using the ancient magic-tracking macguffin. They follow the trail all the way to the coast. Obligatory Pinkie Pie “Alright! Beach day!” facepalm-inducing Shut Up You Pink Idiot joke.
Holy shit there’s a seapony in the Tidepool because Buy Our Toys. Seapony says they were sent to find the Great Heroes of Equestria to ask for their help. They all go along with Seapony back to the enchanting and enchanted and very beautiful seafloor queendom of the seaponies. Fluttershy loses her shit over all the pretty fishies and Rarity loves the mother-of-pearl inlays on everyfuckingthing.
After seeing what a wonderful and very nice place the Seaponies live in they go meet with the Seapony queen who explains Storm King must have stolen Equestria’s magic, because he’s been trying to steal the Seapony magic too, and asks for help stopping him in exchange for help getting their magic back.
The Pirates are there, doing…stuff? Because…that’s what the kids are into these days I guess. They help ponies get to Storm Kingdom. Take along seapony’s broke-horn second-in-command as extra muscle. Insert catchy song about how pirates are lovable scoundrels here.
They get to the Storm Kingdom and it’s damn near bursting with magic. Just magic out the absurdly magical wazoo. They charge right up and confront Storm King. “Gib magic now”. Big fight. BIIIIIIG fight. Tirek-ain’t-shit-kiddos big. They eventually beat Storm King because friendship, demand he give back all the stolen magic.
“I ain’t stole shit.” WHAT. When they air it onHubDiscovery Kids this is where they’ll put a commercial break.
Merpony queen shows up, starts monologueing. Big “I’m the real villain” speech. Turns out she’s the one who stole Equestria’s magic, and now that Storm King had his butt whooped by the M6 she’s gonna’ take his magic too. “But why?” Seaponies don’t actually have their own magic, and rely on stolen magic to keep their beautiful magic home all beautiful and magic.
M6 are exhausted from the fight with Storm King, and now they have to fight Seapony Queen who’s all hopped up on stolen magic. Things look dire until -surprise!- they pull some rainbow power magic or other bullshit-ex-machina out of their pastel asses. Seapony queen is beat, Storm King and Equestria get magic back. Everyone learns an important lesson about not judging based on appearances (“Our bad Storm King, you just look a lot like this one asshole we fought exactly once”), Seapony queen fucks off to the bottom of the ocean to sulk, swearing revenge as the door hits her on the tail on the way out, setting up a potential sequel that they’ll probably never get around to. Roll credits.
And that's why you don't give Draggy caffeine on a Monday night.
by Tokuopolis » Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:32 pm
by The Norgan Alliance » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:34 pm
Doom Legions wrote:Dragoria wrote:Alright assholes, who's ready to see Draggy write a better movie than Hasbro?Ponies wake up. Beeautiful day. Try to go about beautiful daily business, but what the shit? All the Pony Magic got stolen.
Summoned by Celestia to Canterlot. “Shit you guys someone stole all our magic” YOU DON’T FUCKING SAY “Save us, pony-wan Kenobi. you’re our only hope”
♪♫♪Myyyyy Little Pooonyyyy♪♫♪
So they head off to follow the trail of the missing magic using the ancient magic-tracking macguffin. They follow the trail all the way to the coast. Obligatory Pinkie Pie “Alright! Beach day!” facepalm-inducing Shut Up You Pink Idiot joke.
Holy shit there’s a seapony in the Tidepool because Buy Our Toys. Seapony says they were sent to find the Great Heroes of Equestria to ask for their help. They all go along with Seapony back to the enchanting and enchanted and very beautiful seafloor queendom of the seaponies. Fluttershy loses her shit over all the pretty fishies and Rarity loves the mother-of-pearl inlays on everyfuckingthing.
After seeing what a wonderful and very nice place the Seaponies live in they go meet with the Seapony queen who explains Storm King must have stolen Equestria’s magic, because he’s been trying to steal the Seapony magic too, and asks for help stopping him in exchange for help getting their magic back.
The Pirates are there, doing…stuff? Because…that’s what the kids are into these days I guess. They help ponies get to Storm Kingdom. Take along seapony’s broke-horn second-in-command as extra muscle. Insert catchy song about how pirates are lovable scoundrels here.
They get to the Storm Kingdom and it’s damn near bursting with magic. Just magic out the absurdly magical wazoo. They charge right up and confront Storm King. “Gib magic now”. Big fight. BIIIIIIG fight. Tirek-ain’t-shit-kiddos big. They eventually beat Storm King because friendship, demand he give back all the stolen magic.
“I ain’t stole shit.” WHAT. When they air it onHubDiscovery Kids this is where they’ll put a commercial break.
Merpony queen shows up, starts monologueing. Big “I’m the real villain” speech. Turns out she’s the one who stole Equestria’s magic, and now that Storm King had his butt whooped by the M6 she’s gonna’ take his magic too. “But why?” Seaponies don’t actually have their own magic, and rely on stolen magic to keep their beautiful magic home all beautiful and magic.
M6 are exhausted from the fight with Storm King, and now they have to fight Seapony Queen who’s all hopped up on stolen magic. Things look dire until -surprise!- they pull some rainbow power magic or other bullshit-ex-machina out of their pastel asses. Seapony queen is beat, Storm King and Equestria get magic back. Everyone learns an important lesson about not judging based on appearances (“Our bad Storm King, you just look a lot like this one asshole we fought exactly once”), Seapony queen fucks off to the bottom of the ocean to sulk, swearing revenge as the door hits her on the tail on the way out, setting up a potential sequel that they’ll probably never get around to. Roll credits.
And that's why you don't give Draggy caffeine on a Monday night.
Y'know, I actually wouldn't be surprised if you're right about the fish queen. Seems plausible to me.
by Doom Legions » Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:42 am
by Tokuopolis » Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:31 pm
by Cadonica » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:51 pm
by Giovenith » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:53 pm
by Cadonica » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:48 pm
Giovenith wrote:Cadonica wrote:Humanized Toola Roola
*cries*
You linked my art! I LOVE YOU!!! *sobs into your shirt*
by Tokuopolis » Mon Mar 06, 2017 2:45 pm
by Dragoria » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:01 pm
by Tokuopolis » Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:40 pm
Charnea wrote:Tokuopolis wrote:Sucker Punch With Ponies
That movie was terrible.
No amount of pone can fix.
by Ameriganastan » Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:15 am
Socialist Czechia wrote:
In this case, whole species can be redeemed. Who knows, perhaps they will make changelings-were-the-flutterponies-once story and Chrysalis will turn into Queen Rosedust
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Giovenith » Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:19 am
Socialist Czechia wrote:Ameriganastan wrote:Honestly, I've given up on fighting the "Redeem the villain" thing. They clearly want all villains redeemed, and we can't stop them.
In this case, whole species can be redeemed. Who knows, perhaps they will make changelings-were-the-flutterponies-once story and Chrysalis will turn into Queen Rosedust
by Dragoria » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:01 am
by Tokuopolis » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:25 pm
by Doom Legions » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:29 pm
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