Metal Thread 2: In Metal There Is No Law

[Kiaculta]

Could someone make a gif of this please?

Been done already

It was a fourth result when googling "doom dance gif"

Metal's version of the Thriller dance.

anyone have advice on how to write a recruitment poster for my band
this is what i have so far

(Blank name) is a thrash metal band primarily inspired by
Teutonic thrash bands like Kreator, Sodom, Destruction, and Tankard
With influences from Overkill, Bathory, Napalm Death, and DEATH

Positions available: Drums, lead guitar, rhythm guitar and bass

Positions needed: Drummer and lead guitarist
text or call 666-666-8008

That's pretty much what my band did except we had nice pictures too.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Been done already

It was a fourth result when googling "doom dance gif"

Metal's version of the Thriller dance.

anyone have advice on how to write a recruitment poster for my band
this is what i have so far

(Blank name) is a thrash metal band primarily inspired by
Teutonic thrash bands like Kreator, Sodom, Destruction, and Tankard
With influences from Overkill, Bathory, Napalm Death, and DEATH

Positions available: Drums, lead guitar, rhythm guitar and bass

Positions needed: Drummer and lead guitarist
text or call 666-666-8008

That's pretty much what my band did except we had nice pictures too.

i have the logo. what else should i have? what else do i need?

[Kiaculta]

Metal's version of the Thriller dance.



That's pretty much what my band did except we had nice pictures too.

i have the logo. what else should i have? what else do i need?

Our poster had a picture of Chuck Schuldiner on it.

[Kar-Esseria]

i have the logo. what else should i have? what else do i need?

Our poster had a picture of Chuck Schuldiner on it.

I thought that said chicks at first.

Would've been better with chicks on it.

[Kiaculta]

Our poster had a picture of Chuck Schuldiner on it.

I thought that said chicks at first.

Would've been better with chicks on it.

Sorry, we weren't playing glam.

[Kar-Esseria]

I thought that said chicks at first.

Would've been better with chicks on it.

Sorry, we weren't playing glam.

Kia, chicks attract peoples' attention more than Chuck Schuldiner.

[Kiaculta]

Sorry, we weren't playing glam.

Kia, chicks attract peoples' attention more than Chuck Schuldiner.

But we wanted to attract musicians. Remember, I'm the guy who turned down a groupie in my first band and got made fun of for it. WORK ETHIC IS BRUTAL.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Kia, chicks attract peoples' attention more than Chuck Schuldiner.

But we wanted to attract musicians. Remember, I'm the guy who turned down a groupie in my first band and got made fun of for it. WORK ETHIC IS BRUTAL.

my whole, no drugs, no booze, no groupies, limited partying, rational sleep schedule rules will kill my band

[Kiaculta]

But we wanted to attract musicians. Remember, I'm the guy who turned down a groupie in my first band and got made fun of for it. WORK ETHIC IS BRUTAL.

my whole, no drugs, no booze, no groupies, limited partying, rational sleep schedule rules will kill my band

I don't go that far but I do like playing with people who are relatively mature adults.

[Kar-Esseria]

Kia, chicks attract peoples' attention more than Chuck Schuldiner.

But we wanted to attract musicians. Remember, I'm the guy who turned down a groupie in my first band and got made fun of for it. WORK ETHIC IS BRUTAL.

What makes you think musicians wouldn't take notice to hot girls in bikinis?

You could even leave a note: "Congrats! You looked! Now unless you're a musician, piss off. Otherwise keep reading for this exclusive offer!"

But we wanted to attract musicians. Remember, I'm the guy who turned down a groupie in my first band and got made fun of for it. WORK ETHIC IS BRUTAL.

my whole, no drugs, no booze, no groupies, limited partying, rational sleep schedule rules will kill my band

Jesus, are you in a metal band or a church choir?

my whole, no drugs, no booze, no groupies, limited partying, rational sleep schedule rules will kill my band

I don't go that far but I do like playing with people who are relatively mature adults.

Mature adults who like to have a good time are the best option.

[Kiaculta]

But we wanted to attract musicians. Remember, I'm the guy who turned down a groupie in my first band and got made fun of for it. WORK ETHIC IS BRUTAL.

What makes you think musicians wouldn't take notice to hot girls in bikinis?

You could even leave a note: "Congrats! You looked! Now unless you're a musician, piss off. Otherwise keep reading for this exclusive offer!"

my whole, no drugs, no booze, no groupies, limited partying, rational sleep schedule rules will kill my band

Jesus, are you in a metal band or a church choir?

I don't go that far but I do like playing with people who are relatively mature adults.

Mature adults who like to have a good time are the best option.

Sorry for never being a party guy. Can't imagine you are either.

[Kar-Esseria]

What makes you think musicians wouldn't take notice to hot girls in bikinis?

You could even leave a note: "Congrats! You looked! Now unless you're a musician, piss off. Otherwise keep reading for this exclusive offer!"



Jesus, are you in a metal band or a church choir?



Mature adults who like to have a good time are the best option.

Sorry for never being a party guy. Can't imagine you are either.

I'm not. I don't particularly like the idea of wild parties, especially when they don't even have a real reason to party. Even if I wasn't socially awkward I wouldn't be a party person. Not too fond of drugs or alcohol either. But hey, if the other guys want to get wasted and high and grind on chicks they barely know let them.

[Cadonica]

Megadeth marathon go. Probably the longest single band section in this bigger marathon.

[Kiaculta]

Sorry for never being a party guy. Can't imagine you are either.

I'm not. I don't particularly like the idea of wild parties, especially when they don't even have a real reason to party. Even if I wasn't socially awkward I wouldn't be a party person. Not too fond of drugs or alcohol either. But hey, if the other guys want to get wasted and high and grind on chicks they barely know let them.

Must not make joke about manchilds, MUST NOT.

[Impaled Nazarene]

my whole, no drugs, no booze, no groupies, limited partying, rational sleep schedule rules will kill my band

I don't go that far but I do like playing with people who are relatively mature adults.

I need maturity and assholes who aren't going to get us all arrested or infected or worse in rehab ($$$)

[Kar-Esseria]

I'm not. I don't particularly like the idea of wild parties, especially when they don't even have a real reason to party. Even if I wasn't socially awkward I wouldn't be a party person. Not too fond of drugs or alcohol either. But hey, if the other guys want to get wasted and high and grind on chicks they barely know let them.

Must not make joke about manchilds, MUST NOT.

I'm not a manchild. I'm 18, not 40.

[Kar-Esseria]

I don't go that far but I do like playing with people who are relatively mature adults.

I need maturity and assholes who aren't going to get us all arrested or infected or worse in rehab ($$$)

You can be fun and mature at the same time.

Just because someone likes to drink, do drugs, and party doesn't mean they're an asshole whose going to get you arrested, infected, or put in rehab.

[Impaled Nazarene]

I need maturity and assholes who aren't going to get us all arrested or infected or worse in rehab ($$$)

You can be fun and mature at the same time.

Just because someone likes to drink, do drugs, and party doesn't mean they're an asshole whose going to get you arrested, infected, or put in rehab.

Unfortunately these people are rare at uni

[Kar-Esseria]

You can be fun and mature at the same time.

Just because someone likes to drink, do drugs, and party doesn't mean they're an asshole whose going to get you arrested, infected, or put in rehab.

Unfortunately these people are rare at uni

They're rare in general to be honest, but they do exist is my point.

[NeuPolska]

Why is it that 90% of what Kar types makes me facepalm?

[Kiaculta]

Why is it that 90% of what Kar types makes me facepalm?

You think you're the only one?

[New Rob Halfordia]

my whole, no drugs, no booze, no groupies, limited partying, rational sleep schedule rules will kill my band

I don't go that far but I do like playing with people who are relatively mature adults.

For people who hate modern Dave Mustaine, you sure sound a lot like him.

[Kiaculta]

I don't go that far but I do like playing with people who are relatively mature adults.

For people who hate modern Dave Mustaine, you sure sound a lot like him.

No I don't fire people who won't play exactly what I tell them

[Bodobol]

But we wanted to attract musicians. Remember, I'm the guy who turned down a groupie in my first band and got made fun of for it. WORK ETHIC IS BRUTAL.

my whole, no drugs, no booze, no groupies, limited partying, rational sleep schedule rules will kill my band

Straight Edge™ Thrash

IRL my only issue that you listed is sleep schedule (I don't have one). My bandmate, on the other hand...

[NeuPolska]

I'd be pretty cool with a lot of things if I were in a band.

Besides drugs 'cuz that's a huge drain on cash and then there's possible legal trouble...but if we're all older then alcohol is fine, smoking is okay (just not excessively)...otherwise everything else is stuff I don't really care about. Groupie wants to follow us, sure, we somehow get 20 groupies wanting to come with us, let them on board! Doesn't matter if we can't fit that many, I could always offer up myself as a seat. And sleep schedules are a whatever. I'm going to sleep regardless, doesn't matter when. Just as long as we can still kick ass and write badass new music