Metal Thread 2: In Metal There Is No Law

[Soviet Haaregrad]

What is everyones opinion on Varg VIkernes?

Do you hate him for killing euronymous, burning historical wonders, his political views, music
Or do you love him for killing euronymous, burning historical wonders, his political views, music

I am personally in between. I find his views hilarious and he seems like he would be a pretty nice guy in person despite me being episcopal. His music is great but I know some people either worship him or despise him to the point of refusing to listen to any of his music.

What is your guys stance on the guy?

I think Warg is a cool guy, eh kills Euronymous and doesn't afraid of nothing

[Ameriganastan]

I realize some people here are newer, so to clear things up, Here's a link to the video I'm referencing.

I can see the crazy in his eyes...

[NeuPolska]

Honestly I have way too much fun watching that video. The way he pronounces things makes me laugh. Ca-rispy.

[Impaled Nazarene]

What is everyones opinion on Varg VIkernes?

Do you hate him for killing euronymous, burning historical wonders, his political views, music
Or do you love him for killing euronymous, burning historical wonders, his political views, music

I am personally in between. I find his views hilarious and he seems like he would be a pretty nice guy in person despite me being episcopal. His music is great but I know some people either worship him or despise him to the point of refusing to listen to any of his music.

What is your guys stance on the guy?

Euronymous was a poser who deserved to be stabbed for threatening a criminal. No one is that stupid except Euronymous. Unfortunately in death his legacy for contributing diddly shit to black metal goes to the moon

as for Burzum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bm-kdLwBVc
i get down to this

[The republic of Kosh Naranek]

What is everyones opinion on Varg VIkernes?

Do you hate him for killing euronymous, burning historical wonders, his political views, music
Or do you love him for killing euronymous, burning historical wonders, his political views, music

I am personally in between. I find his views hilarious and he seems like he would be a pretty nice guy in person despite me being episcopal. His music is great but I know some people either worship him or despise him to the point of refusing to listen to any of his music.

What is your guys stance on the guy?

Euronymous was a poser who deserved to be stabbed for threatening a criminal. No one is that stupid except Euronymous. Unfortunately in death his legacy for contributing diddly shit to black metal goes to the moon

as for Burzum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bm-kdLwBVc
i get down to this

Euronymous and Varg were both big assholes, and both deserve their fates.

[Hurdegaryp]

It looks like Impy is very gangsta. Also he likes to blame victims, always a lovely character trait to have.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

It looks like Impy is very gangsta. Also he likes to blame victims, always a lovely character trait to have.

I'm not sure someone who utters death threats and then attacks someone can be considered a victim when said someone stabs them to death. It's not victim-blaming when the "victim" is the instigator.

[Hurdegaryp]

It looks like Impy is very gangsta. Also he likes to blame victims, always a lovely character trait to have.

I'm not sure someone who utters death threats and then attacks someone can be considered a victim when said someone stabs them to death. It's not victim-blaming when the "victim" is the instigator.

Maybe we could not speak any longer about this stupid subject for a change? We get it, the Norwegian black metal scene in the early nineties was mentally unstable as fuck and most of those musicians should have gotten as much medication as their systems could handle. Personally I think it is utterly idiotic for children who were probably not even born back then to get throbbing erections over the whole pathetic escalation.

[Kar-Esseria]

Varg is an example of someone born in the wrong era. He should've been growing up in 1930s Germany where he would fit in better. He's a sexist, intolerant, bigot who likes to burn churches because he doesn't want his precious Nordic master race believing in Semitic Gods. He's a major jackass with a very punchable face. Seriously, have you seen his face? It's just so... punchable. I never initiate violence, but if I saw him in real life, I'd punch his face in without a second thought.

Seriously look at his face. Don't tell me you wouldn't want to punch that stupid face. You're a liar.

Bottom line is he's an asshole. Fuck him. Not literally, because you'd get an icky feeling in the bottom of your soul. Also he looks like the kind of guy who has genital herpes. His music sucks too.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

I'm not sure someone who utters death threats and then attacks someone can be considered a victim when said someone stabs them to death. It's not victim-blaming when the "victim" is the instigator.

Maybe we could not speak any longer about this stupid subject for a change? We get it, the Norwegian black metal scene in the early nineties was mentally unstable as fuck and most of those musicians should have gotten as much medication as their systems could handle. Personally I think it is utterly idiotic for children who were probably not even born back then to get throbbing erections over the whole pathetic escalation.

I didn't bring it up so talk to Grunvirdym. So long as people avoid deliberately dishonest framing of what occurred I'll feel no need to comment. If people persist with deliberately dishonest framing of what occurred, I will yet again feel the need to set the record straight.

So anyways...

Do you prefer your black metal grim and minimalist, or symphonic and grand?

[The republic of Kosh Naranek]

Varg is an example of someone born in the wrong era. He should've been growing up in 1930s Germany where he would fit in better. He's a sexist, intolerant, bigot who likes to burn churches because he doesn't want his precious Nordic master race believing in Semitic Gods. He's a major jackass with a very punchable face. Seriously, have you seen his face? It's just so... punchable. I never initiate violence, but if I saw him in real life, I'd punch his face in without a second thought.

Seriously look at his face. Don't tell me you wouldn't want to punch that stupid face. You're a liar.

Bottom line is he's an asshole. Fuck him. Not literally, because you'd get an icky feeling in the bottom of your soul. Also he looks like the kind of guy who has genital herpes. His music sucks too.

I don't wanna punch that face, I want to BURN IT WITH FIRE.

[NeuPolska]

Varg is an example of someone born in the wrong era. He should've been growing up in 1930s Germany where he would fit in better. He's a sexist, intolerant, bigot who likes to burn churches because he doesn't want his precious Nordic master race believing in Semitic Gods. He's a major jackass with a very punchable face. Seriously, have you seen his face? It's just so... punchable. I never initiate violence, but if I saw him in real life, I'd punch his face in without a second thought.

Seriously look at his face. Don't tell me you wouldn't want to punch that stupid face. You're a liar.

Bottom line is he's an asshole. Fuck him. Not literally, because you'd get an icky feeling in the bottom of your soul. Also he looks like the kind of guy who has genital herpes. His music sucks too.

Nonsense.

I think he'd be fun to talk to. I'd probably be able to get along with him well enough.

[Hurdegaryp]

Maybe we could not speak any longer about this stupid subject for a change? We get it, the Norwegian black metal scene in the early nineties was mentally unstable as fuck and most of those musicians should have gotten as much medication as their systems could handle. Personally I think it is utterly idiotic for children who were probably not even born back then to get throbbing erections over the whole pathetic escalation.

I didn't bring it up so talk to Grunvirdym. So long as people avoid deliberately dishonest framing of what occurred I'll feel no need to comment. If people persist with deliberately dishonest framing of what occurred, I will yet again feel the need to set the record straight.

So anyways...

Do you prefer your black metal grim and minimalist, or symphonic and grand?

I like pretty much the whole spectrum, actually. Sometimes I wonder if that should worry me, but I just don't have the time to do so.

[Kar-Esseria]

Varg is an example of someone born in the wrong era. He should've been growing up in 1930s Germany where he would fit in better. He's a sexist, intolerant, bigot who likes to burn churches because he doesn't want his precious Nordic master race believing in Semitic Gods. He's a major jackass with a very punchable face. Seriously, have you seen his face? It's just so... punchable. I never initiate violence, but if I saw him in real life, I'd punch his face in without a second thought.

Seriously look at his face. Don't tell me you wouldn't want to punch that stupid face. You're a liar.

Bottom line is he's an asshole. Fuck him. Not literally, because you'd get an icky feeling in the bottom of your soul. Also he looks like the kind of guy who has genital herpes. His music sucks too.

Nonsense.

I think he'd be fun to talk to. I'd probably be able to get along with him well enough.

I think it's be more fun to make fun of him rather than to talk him.

If you talk to him you risk losing brain cells.

[NeuPolska]

Nonsense.

I think he'd be fun to talk to. I'd probably be able to get along with him well enough.

I think it's be more fun to make fun of him rather than to talk him.

If you talk to him you risk losing brain cells.

Meh.

Honestly though we'd probably get along pretty well if we started talking, until he starts bringing up Norse/Aryan/whatever superiority and then I of course will go full-blown Slav and then I'll end up getting stabbed.

Either that or he'd respect me for my Slavic purity and everything would be okay.

[Kiaculta]

I think it's be more fun to make fun of him rather than to talk him.

If you talk to him you risk losing brain cells.

Meh.

Honestly though we'd probably get along pretty well if we started talking, until he starts bringing up Norse/Aryan/whatever superiority and then I of course will go full-blown Slav and then I'll end up getting stabbed.

Either that or he'd respect me for my Slavic purity and everything would be okay.

I would only ever talk to him about corn flakes. I like them ka-rispy too actually.

[Kar-Esseria]

I think it's be more fun to make fun of him rather than to talk him.

If you talk to him you risk losing brain cells.

Meh.

Honestly though we'd probably get along pretty well if we started talking, until he starts bringing up Norse/Aryan/whatever superiority and then I of course will go full-blown Slav and then I'll end up getting stabbed.

Either that or he'd respect me for my Slavic purity and everything would be okay.

Unless he's one of those "Slavs aren't white" folks.

Quite a lot of Nazis white supremacists seem to consider Slavs to be an inferior people despite being white. It just makes the existence of Russian Nazis all the more hilarious.

Meh.

Honestly though we'd probably get along pretty well if we started talking, until he starts bringing up Norse/Aryan/whatever superiority and then I of course will go full-blown Slav and then I'll end up getting stabbed.

Either that or he'd respect me for my Slavic purity and everything would be okay.

I would only ever talk to him about corn flakes. I like them ka-rispy too actually.

>Implying theres another way to enjoy corn flakes

GG.

[NeuPolska]

I would only ever talk to him about corn flakes. I like them ka-rispy too actually.

I wonder what his favorite brand of corn flakes is. Or maybe he makes his own trve corn flakes?

[NeuPolska]

I haven't had cereal in months...years even...

But now I kinda want some corn flakes. I know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow.

[The republic of Kosh Naranek]

I would only ever talk to him about corn flakes. I like them ka-rispy too actually.

I wonder what his favorite brand of corn flakes is. Or maybe he makes his own trve corn flakes?

BURZUM KORN FLAKES, eat them, and you'll be a trve kvlt black metalhead in no time! Jews need not eat this.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Maybe we could not speak any longer about this stupid subject for a change? We get it, the Norwegian black metal scene in the early nineties was mentally unstable as fuck and most of those musicians should have gotten as much medication as their systems could handle. Personally I think it is utterly idiotic for children who were probably not even born back then to get throbbing erections over the whole pathetic escalation.

I didn't bring it up so talk to Grunvirdym. So long as people avoid deliberately dishonest framing of what occurred I'll feel no need to comment. If people persist with deliberately dishonest framing of what occurred, I will yet again feel the need to set the record straight.

So anyways...

Do you prefer your black metal grim and minimalist, or symphonic and grand?

i like mine grimm and frostbitten

[Impaled Nazarene]

It looks like Impy is very gangsta. Also he likes to blame victims, always a lovely character trait to have.

go fuck yourself

[Kiaculta]

It looks like Impy is very gangsta. Also he likes to blame victims, always a lovely character trait to have.

go fuck yourself

Except victim blaming IS pretty questionable.

[Impaled Nazarene]

go fuck yourself

Except victim blaming IS pretty questionable.

and that exceptions to that exist. Considering i don't ever blame victims except in circumstances like where one is dumb enough to make death threats to Varg fucking Vikernes and expect not to fucking die. What Varg did was wrong and murder but Euronymous was no pink pony.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

BURZUM KORN FLAKES, eat them, and you'll be a trve kvlt black metalhead in no time! Jews need not eat this.

Thanks, now I have Det Som Engang Var with slap bass running through my head.