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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:57 pm
by Cosumar
Nazgur wrote:
Cosumar wrote:Np :hug:

One Rode To Asa Bay is a fascinating account of the violent christianization of ancient Scandinavia, so I recommend that one. You could use pretty much anything from their Viking years though.

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW AND WORSHIP BATHORY AND QUORTHON?

All must know, worship and have a close personal relationship with the almighty Bathory. It is my duty to enlighten the entire thread.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:57 pm
by NeuPolska
Bodobol wrote:Bring Me The Horizon

What did those poor souls do to you for you to do that to their ears?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:01 pm
by The republic of Kosh Naranek
Cosumar wrote:
Nazgur wrote:YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW AND WORSHIP BATHORY AND QUORTHON?

All must know, worship and have a close personal relationship with the almighty Bathory. It is my duty to enlighten the entire thread.

I don't know who Balthory are, but I am willing to try them.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:02 pm
by Bodobol
NeuPolska wrote:
Bodobol wrote:Bring Me The Horizon

What did those poor souls do to you for you to do that to their ears?


I have a shitty music taste and actually unironically like BMTH. :p

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:03 pm
by The republic of Kosh Naranek
Bodobol wrote:
NeuPolska wrote:What did those poor souls do to you for you to do that to their ears?


I have a shitty music taste and actually unironically like BMTH. :p

May I remove the shit from your ears, with toilet plungers?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:04 pm
by Cosumar
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Cosumar wrote:All must know, worship and have a close personal relationship with the almighty Bathory. It is my duty to enlighten the entire thread.

I don't know who Balthory are, but I am willing to try them.

What do you like more, black metal or Viking/folk metal?

If the former, here.

If the latter, here.

If a blend of the two, here or here

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:04 pm
by Cadonica
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Cosumar wrote:All must know, worship and have a close personal relationship with the almighty Bathory. It is my duty to enlighten the entire thread.

I don't know who Balthory are, but I am willing to try them.

First three albums are black metal, the next three are viking metal, followed by two thrash metal albums. 9th is a viking metal album, 10th is thrash and the last two are viking metal.

My top 5 songs are The Wheel of Sun, Great Hall Awaits a Fallen Brother, 109, Death from Above and Nordland.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:04 pm
by Bodobol
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Bodobol wrote:
I have a shitty music taste and actually unironically like BMTH. :p

May I remove the shit from your ears, with toilet plungers?


Toilet plunger earfucking is my kink.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:04 pm
by Kar-Esseria
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:But metal in general isn't really "school appropriate", with the extreme genres probably being the worst.

The closest to "school appropriate" there is in metal would be glam, but even then you'd still have a hard time finding something "school appropriate". :lol2:

What about Iron Maiden's history based lyrics, with songs like Alexander the great, and Aces High, both based on history?


I have heard neither of those Maiden songs before.

Time to correct that, I think. :p

NeuPolska wrote:
Bodobol wrote:Bring Me The Horizon

What did those poor souls do to you for you to do that to their ears?


What is wrong with Bring Me the Horizon?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:05 pm
by Bodobol
Kar-Esseria wrote:
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:What about Iron Maiden's history based lyrics, with songs like Alexander the great, and Aces High, both based on history?


I have neither of those Maiden songs before.

Time to correct that, I think. :p

NeuPolska wrote:What did those poor souls do to you for you to do that to their ears?


What is wrong with Bring Me the Horizon?


Angsty Hot Topic-core.

Like I said though, I like them and don't actually think there's anything wrong with liking them. They're just easy to make fun of, like 90% of the other bands I listen to.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:07 pm
by The republic of Kosh Naranek
Cosumar wrote:
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:I don't know who Balthory are, but I am willing to try them.

What do you like more, black metal or Viking/folk metal?

If the former, here.

If the latter, here.

If a blend of the two, here or here

I like it, thanks for the links man!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:08 pm
by Kar-Esseria
Bodobol wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:
I have neither of those Maiden songs before.

Time to correct that, I think. :p



What is wrong with Bring Me the Horizon?


Angsty Hot Topic-core.

Like I said though, I like them and don't actually think there's anything wrong with liking them. They're just easy to make fun of, like 90% of the other bands I listen to.


It's easy to make fun of any band, if we're going to be honest.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:09 pm
by Impaled Nazarene
Cadonica wrote:
NeuPolska wrote:My dog (German Shepherd) loves metal. After we're done running around through forests and/or fighting each other afterward (I wrestle/spar with my dog, I usually win but get a little bloodied up sometimes), we head up to my room listen to Bolt Thrower. Then sometimes he'll be away and I'll flip my amp on and start playing a few brutal riffs and then he shows up and lays down right next to the amp. And then watches me looking like happy with his tongue sticking out of his mouth.

German shepherd is the only real dog. At some point in the future (not sure how near or distant) I'm going to get myself a cat and a dog. Not sure about which cat, but dog will definitely be a German shepherd. :p

Also, kitties are metal.

German Shepherds will eat cats

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:09 pm
by NeuPolska
*Ahem*

JOHAN! WE NEED YOU TO EXPLAIN THIS AGAIN!

Image

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:10 pm
by Cosumar
I don't believe in judging the quality of music by the outward appearance of the individual who made it.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:13 pm
by Bodobol
NeuPolska wrote:*Ahem*

JOHAN! WE NEED YOU TO EXPLAIN THIS AGAIN!



Aside from the fact that Oli looks pretty different now, I'm pretty confident I never claimed BMTH was viking metal or metal at all.

EDIT: I take back what I said. Bring Me The Horizon is my favorite brutal death blackened viking metal band.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:17 pm
by NeuPolska
Bodobol wrote:
NeuPolska wrote:*Ahem*

JOHAN! WE NEED YOU TO EXPLAIN THIS AGAIN!



Aside from the fact that Oli looks pretty different now, I'm pretty confident I never claimed BMTH was viking metal or metal at all.

EDIT: I take back what I said. Bring Me The Horizon is my favorite brutal death blackened viking metal band.

No, but my claim of Oli being a pansy, especially when compared to Johan Hegg, still stands :p

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:18 pm
by NeuPolska
Cosumar wrote:I don't believe in judging the quality of music by the outward appearance of the individual who made it.

No, but as a general rule I've noticed people who look like they make shitty music often do make shitty music.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:20 pm
by Bodobol
NeuPolska wrote:
Bodobol wrote:
Aside from the fact that Oli looks pretty different now, I'm pretty confident I never claimed BMTH was viking metal or metal at all.

EDIT: I take back what I said. Bring Me The Horizon is my favorite brutal death blackened viking metal band.

No, but my claim of Oli being a pansy, especially when compared to Johan Hegg, still stands :p


pls u dont even kno true pane
oli's infernal necrokvlt screams ov blakk torment shit all over johan's entire career

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:20 pm
by Impaled Nazarene
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Bodobol wrote:
I have a shitty music taste and actually unironically like BMTH. :p

May I remove the shit from your ears, with toilet plungers?

Trust me i've tried. Just learn to accept Bod like i did

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:21 pm
by Bodobol
Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:May I remove the shit from your ears, with toilet plungers?

Trust me i've tried. Just learn to accept Bod like i did


I'm sigging this.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:22 pm
by Hurdegaryp
NeuPolska wrote:
Bodobol wrote:
Aside from the fact that Oli looks pretty different now, I'm pretty confident I never claimed BMTH was viking metal or metal at all.

EDIT: I take back what I said. Bring Me The Horizon is my favorite brutal death blackened viking metal band.

No, but my claim of Oli being a pansy, especially when compared to Johan Hegg, still stands :p

A pretty heavily tattooed one, then. He probably can still kick your ass without trying really hard.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:24 pm
by NeuPolska
Hurdegaryp wrote:
NeuPolska wrote:No, but my claim of Oli being a pansy, especially when compared to Johan Hegg, still stands :p

A pretty heavily tattooed one, then. He probably can still kick your ass without trying really hard.

Pffft.

Are you actually being serious?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:35 pm
by Kiaculta
NeuPolska wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:A pretty heavily tattooed one, then. He probably can still kick your ass without trying really hard.

Pffft.

Are you actually being serious?


Didn't he say something recently about how everybody should try drugs in their life despite advocating rehab?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:44 pm
by New Rob Halfordia
Am I the only one who thinks that Kar and Kia ruined this thread?