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Postby Hjalmarr » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:46 pm

blackened death please
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Postby Thurses » Fri Oct 09, 2015 11:17 pm

Hjalmarr wrote:blackened death please

Archgoat, Goatwhore.
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Postby Faschist Deutsch Reich » Sat Oct 10, 2015 12:30 am

Cosumar wrote:This Anaal Nathrakh "alternative lyrics" video is HILARIOUS.

I figured Kar might appreciate it since it's kinda poking fun at the screamed/growled vocals, but the whole thing still had me on the floor laughing :lol2:

I love watching alternative/interpreted lyric videos. They are pretty damn funny upon first listen, but I do find they loose their humour very quickly.

On another note I must thank you for posting an Anaal Nathrakh video, because they are one of the bands that I need to definitely look into more. I have only ever heard a few of their songs, but to my surprise I actually enjoyed them a lot. Normally I wouldn't enjoy stuff like that, but there is something about this band (not sure exactly what it is) that I seem to like about them. They are certainly something different, that is for sure.
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Postby Kiaculta » Sat Oct 10, 2015 4:45 am

Thurses wrote:
Hjalmarr wrote:blackened death please

Archgoat, Goatwhore.


Behemoth, bitch.
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Postby Hjalmarr » Sat Oct 10, 2015 4:47 am

Kiaculta wrote:
Thurses wrote:Archgoat, Goatwhore.


Behemoth, bitch.

because i totally do not know what behemoth is
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Postby Kiaculta » Sat Oct 10, 2015 5:01 am

Hjalmarr wrote:
Kiaculta wrote:
Behemoth, bitch.

because i totally do not know what behemoth is


They're not kvlt enough, sadly.
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Postby Thurses » Sat Oct 10, 2015 5:02 am

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Hjalmarr wrote:because i totally do not know what behemoth is


They're not kvlt enough, sadly.

Their first albums are pretty krieg.
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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Sat Oct 10, 2015 5:21 am

Well I did like Michael Jackson for some time, hell, he's the only pop star I can dig. Due to him actually singing and preforming live.
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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Sat Oct 10, 2015 5:23 am

Kiaculta wrote:Don't bother, he'll go "you're weird" and "Murica" on you.


Statistically, it is weird. How many bisexual homoromantics do you know?

Exactly. Just because something is acceptable doesn't mean it's normal, dude. Weird doesn't mean wrong, weird means abnormal, and that's what sexual minorities are: Abnormal. It's not discrimination or prejudice, it's just fact.

And I only do the "'Murica!" thing as a joke.[/quote]

Well tell that to the scientists who have discovered a sexuality gene. And tell that to the victims of sexuality related prejudice across the planet.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:01 am

Thurses wrote:
Kiaculta wrote:They're not kvlt enough, sadly.

Their first albums are pretty krieg.

Also it's always a pleasure to see Behemoth live on stage. I fondly remember the time they played at Neurotic Deathfest and played a cover from Turbonegro, the glorious [b]I Got Erection[/i]. In case you're wondering how that sounds, here you go. Skip to the two minute mark in the video in order to get to the actual song.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Kiaculta » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:04 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Thurses wrote:Their first albums are pretty krieg.

Also it's always a pleasure to see Behemoth live on stage. I fondly remember the time they played at Neurotic Deathfest and played a cover from Turbonegro, the glorious [b]I Got Erection[/i]. In case you're wondering how that sounds, here you go. Skip to the two minute mark in the video in order to get to the actual song.


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Postby Hurdegaryp » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:11 am

Cosumar wrote:This Anaal Nathrakh "alternative lyrics" video is HILARIOUS.

I figured Kar might appreciate it since it's kinda poking fun at the screamed/growled vocals, but the whole thing still had me on the floor laughing :lol2:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Anaal Nathrakh is bloody brilliant. It's amazing how they combine epic black metal and chaotic deathgrind.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Corrian » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:32 am

Kiaculta wrote:Praise Jesus.

Now I have Ministry in my head.

The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:Well I did like Michael Jackson for some time, hell, he's the only pop star I can dig. Due to him actually singing and preforming live.

Again, I wasn't even talking specifically about "pop stars". I'm talking about the genre. Which varies beyond "pop stars". And by no means is Michael Jackson rare because he actually "performs live". Many, many pop band/stars do.

I know pop used to mean "popular", but it turned into a real genre, with it's own set of sub genres. Baroque pop, synthpop, electropop, ambient pop (Yes, that is a thing), noise pop, ect.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:36 am

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Kiaculta wrote:Praise Jesus.

Now I have Ministry in my head.

drinking the blood of jesus
drinking it right from his veins
learning to swim in the ocean
learning to prowl in his name

the body of christ looked unto me
a preacher with cock in his hand
he wants you to suck on the holy ghost
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CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Kar-Esseria » Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:36 am

New Rob Halfordia wrote:I wasn't baiting actually. I was stating what, today, is more or less proven to be true. There is no evidence of an omnipotent being above all existing. However, there is evidence against it that is scientifically proven.

Besides, this is the Metal Thread. In case you didn't know, Heavy Metal is almost always against religion.


Except none of that is true.

He's an all-powerful being, not an alien. You can't scientifically disprove God when reality and logic are supposed to bend to his will and whim. That'd be ridiculous.

Heavy metal isn't as against religion as you seem to think it is. In case you hadn't noticed, there are quite a lot of Pagans and Satanists in metal. Not to mention, unblack metal does exist, and I'm sure there are plenty of non-Pagan/Atheist/Satanist metal musicians.

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Right-wing reactionaries often sound the same, whether they're Christian, Muslim, Asatru or Hindu.


That's basically what I said.

New Naephak wrote:I dunno man, the bible gets pretty fuckin metal at times.


God knocked up a woman without even touching her, and then had her give birth to himself.

That's pretty fucking metal.

Cosumar wrote:This Anaal Nathrakh "alternative lyrics" video is HILARIOUS.

I figured Kar might appreciate it since it's kinda poking fun at the screamed/growled vocals, but the whole thing still had me on the floor laughing :lol2:


This is so stupid. :p

Corrian wrote:I know pop used to mean "popular", but it turned into a real genre, with it's own set of sub genres. Baroque pop, synthpop, electropop, ambient pop (Yes, that is a thing), noise pop, ect.


This. So much this. A lot of people don't understand this for some reason.
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:18 am

People always tell me pop is great because it's so infectious.
You know what else is infectious? Ebola.
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Kar didn't God impregnate her so she could give birth to his son? Not himself?

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Postby NeuPolska » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:49 am

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:People always tell me pop is great because it's so infectious.
You know what else is infectious? Ebola.

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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:51 am

NeuPolska wrote:Kar didn't God impregnate her so she could give birth to his son? Not himself?


Trinitarian Christians believe that God the Father and God the Son are the same entity, so Mary gave birth to God who is also God's son.
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Postby NeuPolska » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:53 am

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
NeuPolska wrote:Kar didn't God impregnate her so she could give birth to his son? Not himself?


Trinitarian Christians believe that God the Father and God the Son are the same entity, so Mary gave birth to God who is also God's son.

That's confusing.

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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Oct 10, 2015 10:02 am

NeuPolska wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Trinitarian Christians believe that God the Father and God the Son are the same entity, so Mary gave birth to God who is also God's son.

That's confusing.


I don't disagree. Multifaceted gods predate Christianity, and they're nearly as confusing in Greek and Celtic religion as they are in Christianity.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Sat Oct 10, 2015 10:15 am

NeuPolska wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Trinitarian Christians believe that God the Father and God the Son are the same entity, so Mary gave birth to God who is also God's son.

That's confusing.

To make things even merrier, the words for young woman and virgin are almost the same in Hebrew. When the gospels were translated into Greek, a few errors crept in and created some very stubborn dogmas.
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Postby NeuPolska » Sat Oct 10, 2015 10:22 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
NeuPolska wrote:That's confusing.

To make things even merrier, the words for young woman and virgin are almost the same in Hebrew. When the gospels were translated into Greek, a few errors crept in and created some very stubborn dogmas.

So for all we know, the Bible could have been completely different when it was written but our languages screwed up the meaning? I get what you're saying but what kinds of dogmas are you talking about?

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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Oct 10, 2015 10:26 am

NeuPolska wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:To make things even merrier, the words for young woman and virgin are almost the same in Hebrew. When the gospels were translated into Greek, a few errors crept in and created some very stubborn dogmas.

So for all we know, the Bible could have been completely different when it was written but our languages screwed up the meaning? I get what you're saying but what kinds of dogmas are you talking about?


Completely would be an overstatement, although significantly might not be.
For one, the example given: Mary was a young girl, a maid, but not necessarily a maiden (a virgin) because the language used didn't differentiate between the two.
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Postby NeuPolska » Sat Oct 10, 2015 10:26 am

Before this thread gets completely derailed again, here is a semi-relevant metal song.

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