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Postby Cosumar » Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:57 pm

Nazgur wrote:
Cosumar wrote:Np :hug:

One Rode To Asa Bay is a fascinating account of the violent christianization of ancient Scandinavia, so I recommend that one. You could use pretty much anything from their Viking years though.

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW AND WORSHIP BATHORY AND QUORTHON?

All must know, worship and have a close personal relationship with the almighty Bathory. It is my duty to enlighten the entire thread.
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Postby NeuPolska » Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:57 pm

Bodobol wrote:Bring Me The Horizon

What did those poor souls do to you for you to do that to their ears?

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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:01 pm

Cosumar wrote:
Nazgur wrote:YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW AND WORSHIP BATHORY AND QUORTHON?

All must know, worship and have a close personal relationship with the almighty Bathory. It is my duty to enlighten the entire thread.

I don't know who Balthory are, but I am willing to try them.
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Postby Bodobol » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:02 pm

NeuPolska wrote:
Bodobol wrote:Bring Me The Horizon

What did those poor souls do to you for you to do that to their ears?


I have a shitty music taste and actually unironically like BMTH. :p
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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:03 pm

Bodobol wrote:
NeuPolska wrote:What did those poor souls do to you for you to do that to their ears?


I have a shitty music taste and actually unironically like BMTH. :p

May I remove the shit from your ears, with toilet plungers?
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Postby Cosumar » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:04 pm

The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Cosumar wrote:All must know, worship and have a close personal relationship with the almighty Bathory. It is my duty to enlighten the entire thread.

I don't know who Balthory are, but I am willing to try them.

What do you like more, black metal or Viking/folk metal?

If the former, here.

If the latter, here.

If a blend of the two, here or here
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Postby Cadonica » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:04 pm

The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Cosumar wrote:All must know, worship and have a close personal relationship with the almighty Bathory. It is my duty to enlighten the entire thread.

I don't know who Balthory are, but I am willing to try them.

First three albums are black metal, the next three are viking metal, followed by two thrash metal albums. 9th is a viking metal album, 10th is thrash and the last two are viking metal.

My top 5 songs are The Wheel of Sun, Great Hall Awaits a Fallen Brother, 109, Death from Above and Nordland.
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Postby Bodobol » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:04 pm

The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Bodobol wrote:
I have a shitty music taste and actually unironically like BMTH. :p

May I remove the shit from your ears, with toilet plungers?


Toilet plunger earfucking is my kink.
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Postby Kar-Esseria » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:04 pm

The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:But metal in general isn't really "school appropriate", with the extreme genres probably being the worst.

The closest to "school appropriate" there is in metal would be glam, but even then you'd still have a hard time finding something "school appropriate". :lol2:

What about Iron Maiden's history based lyrics, with songs like Alexander the great, and Aces High, both based on history?


I have heard neither of those Maiden songs before.

Time to correct that, I think. :p

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Bodobol wrote:Bring Me The Horizon

What did those poor souls do to you for you to do that to their ears?


What is wrong with Bring Me the Horizon?
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Postby Bodobol » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:05 pm

Kar-Esseria wrote:
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:What about Iron Maiden's history based lyrics, with songs like Alexander the great, and Aces High, both based on history?


I have neither of those Maiden songs before.

Time to correct that, I think. :p

NeuPolska wrote:What did those poor souls do to you for you to do that to their ears?


What is wrong with Bring Me the Horizon?


Angsty Hot Topic-core.

Like I said though, I like them and don't actually think there's anything wrong with liking them. They're just easy to make fun of, like 90% of the other bands I listen to.
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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:07 pm

Cosumar wrote:
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:I don't know who Balthory are, but I am willing to try them.

What do you like more, black metal or Viking/folk metal?

If the former, here.

If the latter, here.

If a blend of the two, here or here

I like it, thanks for the links man!
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Postby Kar-Esseria » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:08 pm

Bodobol wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:
I have neither of those Maiden songs before.

Time to correct that, I think. :p



What is wrong with Bring Me the Horizon?


Angsty Hot Topic-core.

Like I said though, I like them and don't actually think there's anything wrong with liking them. They're just easy to make fun of, like 90% of the other bands I listen to.


It's easy to make fun of any band, if we're going to be honest.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:09 pm

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NeuPolska wrote:My dog (German Shepherd) loves metal. After we're done running around through forests and/or fighting each other afterward (I wrestle/spar with my dog, I usually win but get a little bloodied up sometimes), we head up to my room listen to Bolt Thrower. Then sometimes he'll be away and I'll flip my amp on and start playing a few brutal riffs and then he shows up and lays down right next to the amp. And then watches me looking like happy with his tongue sticking out of his mouth.

German shepherd is the only real dog. At some point in the future (not sure how near or distant) I'm going to get myself a cat and a dog. Not sure about which cat, but dog will definitely be a German shepherd. :p

Also, kitties are metal.

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Postby NeuPolska » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:09 pm

*Ahem*

JOHAN! WE NEED YOU TO EXPLAIN THIS AGAIN!

Image

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Postby Cosumar » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:10 pm

I don't believe in judging the quality of music by the outward appearance of the individual who made it.
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Postby Bodobol » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:13 pm

NeuPolska wrote:*Ahem*

JOHAN! WE NEED YOU TO EXPLAIN THIS AGAIN!



Aside from the fact that Oli looks pretty different now, I'm pretty confident I never claimed BMTH was viking metal or metal at all.

EDIT: I take back what I said. Bring Me The Horizon is my favorite brutal death blackened viking metal band.
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Postby NeuPolska » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:17 pm

Bodobol wrote:
NeuPolska wrote:*Ahem*

JOHAN! WE NEED YOU TO EXPLAIN THIS AGAIN!



Aside from the fact that Oli looks pretty different now, I'm pretty confident I never claimed BMTH was viking metal or metal at all.

EDIT: I take back what I said. Bring Me The Horizon is my favorite brutal death blackened viking metal band.

No, but my claim of Oli being a pansy, especially when compared to Johan Hegg, still stands :p

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Postby NeuPolska » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:18 pm

Cosumar wrote:I don't believe in judging the quality of music by the outward appearance of the individual who made it.

No, but as a general rule I've noticed people who look like they make shitty music often do make shitty music.

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Impaled Nazarene wrote:Hurd you miss the point more than Polska misses Poland.
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Postby Bodobol » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:20 pm

NeuPolska wrote:
Bodobol wrote:
Aside from the fact that Oli looks pretty different now, I'm pretty confident I never claimed BMTH was viking metal or metal at all.

EDIT: I take back what I said. Bring Me The Horizon is my favorite brutal death blackened viking metal band.

No, but my claim of Oli being a pansy, especially when compared to Johan Hegg, still stands :p


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oli's infernal necrokvlt screams ov blakk torment shit all over johan's entire career
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:20 pm

The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Bodobol wrote:
I have a shitty music taste and actually unironically like BMTH. :p

May I remove the shit from your ears, with toilet plungers?

Trust me i've tried. Just learn to accept Bod like i did
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Postby Bodobol » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:21 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:May I remove the shit from your ears, with toilet plungers?

Trust me i've tried. Just learn to accept Bod like i did


I'm sigging this.
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Impaled Nazarene wrote:Just learn to accept Bod like i did

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Postby Hurdegaryp » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:22 pm

NeuPolska wrote:
Bodobol wrote:
Aside from the fact that Oli looks pretty different now, I'm pretty confident I never claimed BMTH was viking metal or metal at all.

EDIT: I take back what I said. Bring Me The Horizon is my favorite brutal death blackened viking metal band.

No, but my claim of Oli being a pansy, especially when compared to Johan Hegg, still stands :p

A pretty heavily tattooed one, then. He probably can still kick your ass without trying really hard.
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Postby NeuPolska » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:24 pm

Hurdegaryp wrote:
NeuPolska wrote:No, but my claim of Oli being a pansy, especially when compared to Johan Hegg, still stands :p

A pretty heavily tattooed one, then. He probably can still kick your ass without trying really hard.

Pffft.

Are you actually being serious?

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Impaled Nazarene wrote:Hurd you miss the point more than Polska misses Poland.
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Postby Kiaculta » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:35 pm

NeuPolska wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:A pretty heavily tattooed one, then. He probably can still kick your ass without trying really hard.

Pffft.

Are you actually being serious?


Didn't he say something recently about how everybody should try drugs in their life despite advocating rehab?
Lars Ulrich: Hello, Dave. Look at your band. Now back to mine. Now back at your band. Now back to mine. Sadly, your band isn't mine, but if they stopped playing pure thrash metal and switched to a tough guy version of Motley Crue, they could sell like they're Metallica! Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the high road, taking it higher like a super collider. That album was great. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a hard drive with all the private information of the users we banned from Napster. Look again, the hard drive is now Babymetal. Anything is possible when your band reeks of pop. I'm wearing a thong.

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Postby New Rob Halfordia » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:44 pm

Am I the only one who thinks that Kar and Kia ruined this thread?
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