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Postby Kar-Esseria » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:48 am

Why would you make animals your lead vocalists?
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Postby Cadonica » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:49 am

Kar-Esseria wrote:Why would you make animals your lead vocalists?

Because they can. It's also called experimenting, thinking outside the box, being unique etc.
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Postby Kar-Esseria » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:52 am

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Kar-Esseria wrote:Why would you make animals your lead vocalists?

Because they can. It's also called experimenting, thinking outside the box, being unique etc.


If by "Experimenting, thinking outside the box, being unique etc." you mean "Tripping acid", then yes.
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Postby Kiaculta » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:54 am

Kar-Esseria wrote:
Cadonica wrote:Because they can. It's also called experimenting, thinking outside the box, being unique etc.


If by "Experimenting, thinking outside the box, being unique etc." you mean "Tripping acid", then yes.


That's what I think about the Beatles "experimenting". Some people just want to have fun and not be too serious, hence something as ridiculous as an animal vocalist.
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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:56 am

Kiaculta wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:
If by "Experimenting, thinking outside the box, being unique etc." you mean "Tripping acid", then yes.


That's what I think about the Beatles "experimenting". Some people just want to have fun and not be too serious, hence something as ridiculous as an animal vocalist.

If I can make a dog a vocalist, I could use a cat for metal.
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Postby Kar-Esseria » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:57 am

Kiaculta wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:
If by "Experimenting, thinking outside the box, being unique etc." you mean "Tripping acid", then yes.


That's what I think about the Beatles "experimenting". Some people just want to have fun and not be too serious, hence something as ridiculous as an animal vocalist.


Well, to be fair, the Beatles probably did do acid.

Also, I'm so glad I heard older Kreator first. His voice got worse significantly.
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Postby Kiaculta » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:03 am

Kar-Esseria wrote:
Kiaculta wrote:
That's what I think about the Beatles "experimenting". Some people just want to have fun and not be too serious, hence something as ridiculous as an animal vocalist.


Well, to be fair, the Beatles probably did do acid.

Also, I'm so glad I heard older Kreator first. His voice got worse significantly.


In my opinion it got better. Their older stuff could get pretty messy.
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Postby Cadonica » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:21 am

Talking about animal fronted bands, I'll start a Burzum cover band with a walrus and call it Murzum. Because Finnish word for walrus is mursu. :p
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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:25 am

Cadonica wrote:Talking about animal fronted bands, I'll start a Burzum cover band with a walrus and call it Murzum. Because Finnish word for walrus is mursu. :p

You also have to cover I am the walrus, because walruses!
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Postby Kiaculta » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:28 am

The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Cadonica wrote:Talking about animal fronted bands, I'll start a Burzum cover band with a walrus and call it Murzum. Because Finnish word for walrus is mursu. :p

You also have to cover I am the walrus, because walruses!


What noises do walruses make anyway?
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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:30 am

Kiaculta wrote:
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:You also have to cover I am the walrus, because walruses!


What noises do walruses make anyway?

Go to the zoo, and go to a walrus exhibit, if they have one.
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Postby Cadonica » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:30 am

Kiaculta wrote:
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:You also have to cover I am the walrus, because walruses!


What noises do walruses make anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVL61yeCYs

Fucking brutal.
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Postby Kiaculta » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:32 am

Cadonica wrote:
Kiaculta wrote:
What noises do walruses make anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVL61yeCYs

Fucking brutal.


They have a cave troll.
Lars Ulrich: Hello, Dave. Look at your band. Now back to mine. Now back at your band. Now back to mine. Sadly, your band isn't mine, but if they stopped playing pure thrash metal and switched to a tough guy version of Motley Crue, they could sell like they're Metallica! Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the high road, taking it higher like a super collider. That album was great. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a hard drive with all the private information of the users we banned from Napster. Look again, the hard drive is now Babymetal. Anything is possible when your band reeks of pop. I'm wearing a thong.

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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:38 am

Kiaculta wrote:


They have a cave troll.

I AM THE FUCKING WALRUS, I WILL CONCUR THE FUCKING PLANET.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:52 am

Cadonica wrote:Talking about animal fronted bands, I'll start a Burzum cover band with a walrus and call it Murzum. Because Finnish word for walrus is mursu. :p

How would you tame it? and no vodka is not a legitimate answer
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Postby Cadonica » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:55 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Cadonica wrote:Talking about animal fronted bands, I'll start a Burzum cover band with a walrus and call it Murzum. Because Finnish word for walrus is mursu. :p

How would you tame it? and no vodka is not a legitimate answer

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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:10 am

Cadonica wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:How would you tame it? and no vodka is not a legitimate answer

MFW

True, true, is fish involved? Are fish the drumsticks, that you later give to the walrus?
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Postby Kiaculta » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:28 am

Okay there is a FAINT possibility that I might get to see Mayhem, Watain, and Rotting Christ next month.
Lars Ulrich: Hello, Dave. Look at your band. Now back to mine. Now back at your band. Now back to mine. Sadly, your band isn't mine, but if they stopped playing pure thrash metal and switched to a tough guy version of Motley Crue, they could sell like they're Metallica! Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the high road, taking it higher like a super collider. That album was great. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a hard drive with all the private information of the users we banned from Napster. Look again, the hard drive is now Babymetal. Anything is possible when your band reeks of pop. I'm wearing a thong.

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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:32 am

Kiaculta wrote:Okay there is a FAINT possibility that I might get to see Mayhem, Watain, and Rotting Christ next month.

Those bands are hitting your city or nearby?
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Postby Kiaculta » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:36 am

The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Kiaculta wrote:Okay there is a FAINT possibility that I might get to see Mayhem, Watain, and Rotting Christ next month.

Those bands are hitting your city or nearby?


Yeah, hitting Baltimore which is only an hour away.
Lars Ulrich: Hello, Dave. Look at your band. Now back to mine. Now back at your band. Now back to mine. Sadly, your band isn't mine, but if they stopped playing pure thrash metal and switched to a tough guy version of Motley Crue, they could sell like they're Metallica! Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the high road, taking it higher like a super collider. That album was great. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a hard drive with all the private information of the users we banned from Napster. Look again, the hard drive is now Babymetal. Anything is possible when your band reeks of pop. I'm wearing a thong.

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Postby Kar-Esseria » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:36 am

I need more metal. Give me more metal.

Alternative (Including: Funk, Nu, Rap)
Christian
Dark
Folk (Including: Celtic, Pirate, Medieval, Pagan)
Glam
Industrial
Metalcore (Including: Melodic)
Power
Progressive
Speed
Symphonic
Traditional


Avant-Garde
Cello
Sludge
Thrash (Including: Groove)
Gothic
New German Hardness
Stoner
Teutonic Thrash
Symphonic Black*
Melodic Death*


Crust Punk
Doom
Latin
Mathcore
Neoclassical
Post-Metal
Djent
Crossover Thrash


Death-Doom
Funeral
Grindcore (Including: Deathgrind, Goregrind, Pornogrind)
Deathcore


Black (Including: National Socialist, Red and Anarchist, Viking, War, Blackgaze)
Unblack
Death (Including: Blackened Death, Death 'n' Roll, Technical)
Drone


*Depends on amount of growling involved, the less growls the better.

Unlisted Genres/Subgenres that do not fit into any other Genre/Subgenre should be presumed to be 'Indifferent'.


Feed me.
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Postby Kiaculta » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:37 am

Kar-Esseria wrote:I need more metal. Give me more metal.

Alternative (Including: Funk, Nu, Rap)
Christian
Dark
Folk (Including: Celtic, Pirate, Medieval, Pagan)
Glam
Industrial
Metalcore (Including: Melodic)
Power
Progressive
Speed
Symphonic
Traditional


Avant-Garde
Cello
Sludge
Thrash (Including: Groove)
Gothic
New German Hardness
Stoner
Teutonic Thrash
Symphonic Black*
Melodic Death*


Crust Punk
Doom
Latin
Mathcore
Neoclassical
Post-Metal
Djent
Crossover Thrash


Death-Doom
Funeral
Grindcore (Including: Deathgrind, Goregrind, Pornogrind)
Deathcore


Black (Including: National Socialist, Red and Anarchist, Viking, War, Blackgaze)
Unblack
Death (Including: Blackened Death, Death 'n' Roll, Technical)
Drone


*Depends on amount of growling involved, the less growls the better.

Unlisted Genres/Subgenres that do not fit into any other Genre/Subgenre should be presumed to be 'Indifferent'.


Feed me.


We're really starting to run out here. PLEASE open your mind. And get a job.
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Lars Ulrich: Hello, Dave. Look at your band. Now back to mine. Now back at your band. Now back to mine. Sadly, your band isn't mine, but if they stopped playing pure thrash metal and switched to a tough guy version of Motley Crue, they could sell like they're Metallica! Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the high road, taking it higher like a super collider. That album was great. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a hard drive with all the private information of the users we banned from Napster. Look again, the hard drive is now Babymetal. Anything is possible when your band reeks of pop. I'm wearing a thong.

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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:42 am

Kiaculta wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:I need more metal. Give me more metal.

Alternative (Including: Funk, Nu, Rap)
Christian
Dark
Folk (Including: Celtic, Pirate, Medieval, Pagan)
Glam
Industrial
Metalcore (Including: Melodic)
Power
Progressive
Speed
Symphonic
Traditional


Avant-Garde
Cello
Sludge
Thrash (Including: Groove)
Gothic
New German Hardness
Stoner
Teutonic Thrash
Symphonic Black*
Melodic Death*


Crust Punk
Doom
Latin
Mathcore
Neoclassical
Post-Metal
Djent
Crossover Thrash


Death-Doom
Funeral
Grindcore (Including: Deathgrind, Goregrind, Pornogrind)
Deathcore


Black (Including: National Socialist, Red and Anarchist, Viking, War, Blackgaze)
Unblack
Death (Including: Blackened Death, Death 'n' Roll, Technical)
Drone


*Depends on amount of growling involved, the less growls the better.

Unlisted Genres/Subgenres that do not fit into any other Genre/Subgenre should be presumed to be 'Indifferent'.


Feed me.


We're really starting to run out here. PLEASE open your mind. And get a job.

Here:
Hello, just a fellow headbanger, wondering about the future.
I'm a bisexual homoromantic.

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Postby Kiaculta » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:45 am

The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Kiaculta wrote:
We're really starting to run out here. PLEASE open your mind. And get a job.

Here:


Leo still doesn't have his Oscar. :(
Lars Ulrich: Hello, Dave. Look at your band. Now back to mine. Now back at your band. Now back to mine. Sadly, your band isn't mine, but if they stopped playing pure thrash metal and switched to a tough guy version of Motley Crue, they could sell like they're Metallica! Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the high road, taking it higher like a super collider. That album was great. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a hard drive with all the private information of the users we banned from Napster. Look again, the hard drive is now Babymetal. Anything is possible when your band reeks of pop. I'm wearing a thong.

Varg Vikernes can fuck off.
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Postby Kar-Esseria » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:46 am

Kiaculta wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:I need more metal. Give me more metal.

Alternative (Including: Funk, Nu, Rap)
Christian
Dark
Folk (Including: Celtic, Pirate, Medieval, Pagan)
Glam
Industrial
Metalcore (Including: Melodic)
Power
Progressive
Speed
Symphonic
Traditional


Avant-Garde
Cello
Sludge
Thrash (Including: Groove)
Gothic
New German Hardness
Stoner
Teutonic Thrash
Symphonic Black*
Melodic Death*


Crust Punk
Doom
Latin
Mathcore
Neoclassical
Post-Metal
Djent
Crossover Thrash


Death-Doom
Funeral
Grindcore (Including: Deathgrind, Goregrind, Pornogrind)
Deathcore


Black (Including: National Socialist, Red and Anarchist, Viking, War, Blackgaze)
Unblack
Death (Including: Blackened Death, Death 'n' Roll, Technical)
Drone


*Depends on amount of growling involved, the less growls the better.

Unlisted Genres/Subgenres that do not fit into any other Genre/Subgenre should be presumed to be 'Indifferent'.


Feed me.


We're really starting to run out here. PLEASE open your mind. And get a job.


Bullshit.

You are starting to run out because you don't bother to try and leave your safety zone.

My mind is open. I tried some stuff and I didn't like it. Move on, dude. At least I'm still spelunking. Do you even leave the comforts of your precious Extreme Metal Fortress™?

And I'll get a job when I have a way to get to one.
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