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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:47 am

Critics don't know what they're talking about. The new Slayer album is average according to critics and magazines. Yet they gave 6-10 at the lowest 4 stars

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Postby Great Kanaan » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:10 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:Critics don't know what they're talking about. The new Slayer album is average according to critics and magazines. Yet they gave 6-10 at the lowest 4 stars

idiots

I really want to listen to it but it is not on YouTube and I don't have the money to afford it.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:12 am

Great Kanaan wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Critics don't know what they're talking about. The new Slayer album is average according to critics and magazines. Yet they gave 6-10 at the lowest 4 stars

idiots

I really want to listen to it but it is not on YouTube and I don't have the money to afford it.

spotify is your friend
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Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Postby Great Kanaan » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:19 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Great Kanaan wrote:I really want to listen to it but it is not on YouTube and I don't have the money to afford it.

spotify is your friend

But it costs money.
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Postby Kiaculta » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:20 am

Great Kanaan wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:spotify is your friend

But it costs money.


Not on a computer. Not at all.
Lars Ulrich: Hello, Dave. Look at your band. Now back to mine. Now back at your band. Now back to mine. Sadly, your band isn't mine, but if they stopped playing pure thrash metal and switched to a tough guy version of Motley Crue, they could sell like they're Metallica! Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the high road, taking it higher like a super collider. That album was great. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a hard drive with all the private information of the users we banned from Napster. Look again, the hard drive is now Babymetal. Anything is possible when your band reeks of pop. I'm wearing a thong.

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Postby NeuPolska » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:41 am

Before anyone reacts to Kar's latest post I suggest we just drop it because it's obvious he's just not getting it and he's set in his ways of declaring non-metal things metal.

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Postby Corvus Metallum » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:41 am

Listening to Book of Souls right now. I'll give my thoughts on it when I get done listening to it :unsure:

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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:51 am

Great Kanaan wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:spotify is your friend

But it costs money.

completely free
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Postby Great Kanaan » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:53 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Great Kanaan wrote:But it costs money.

completely free

For 60 days.
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Postby Corvus Metallum » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:55 am

Great Kanaan wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:completely free

For 60 days.

If you want premium. Spotify has a free option that's supported by ads. :unsure:

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Postby Kiaculta » Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:07 am

Corvus Metallum wrote:
Great Kanaan wrote:For 60 days.

If you want premium. Spotify has a free option that's supported by ads. :unsure:


What he said.
Lars Ulrich: Hello, Dave. Look at your band. Now back to mine. Now back at your band. Now back to mine. Sadly, your band isn't mine, but if they stopped playing pure thrash metal and switched to a tough guy version of Motley Crue, they could sell like they're Metallica! Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the high road, taking it higher like a super collider. That album was great. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a hard drive with all the private information of the users we banned from Napster. Look again, the hard drive is now Babymetal. Anything is possible when your band reeks of pop. I'm wearing a thong.

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Postby Cadonica » Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:13 am

Updated my knowledge of Darkthrone releases.

Circle the Wagons, was the best Darkthrone album since The Cult Is Alive, highlights being Stylized Corpse and Circle the Wagons. 9.6/10.

The Underground Resistance? Hell, I don't even know where to start with this one. They combined the epicness of black and viking metal with their punk sound. This combination spells out EPIC. The album went straight to the top 5 Darkthrone albums along with Transilvanian Hunger, Ravishing Grimness, Plaguewielder and Hate Them. 10/10 and holy shit.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:43 am

Great Kanaan wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:completely free

For 60 days.

free for eternity. you don't need premium
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Postby Cadonica » Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:58 am

Paradise Lost - The Plague Within

Going to listen to the entire Paradise Lost discography, decided to start with this one since it's a 2015 album. Pretty good, nothing spectacular. Highlights: Terminal, Cry Out. 8.7/10
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:23 am

Cadonica wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Edit: Yes, by my definition most of the grindcore I love and always talk about isn't metal.
Not every single element I describe needs to be present in all content by the band, but usually all of those elements will be present within a reasonable sampling of the band's output.
It might actually be fair to require the band to explicitly self-identify as metal. Possibly involving some sort of legal document with Satan.

Grindcore has never been metal by any definition. Except by butthurt fanboys who think that "not metal" means "bad music that I can't say I like even though I like it" :p

Self-identify part is bullshit though. If we go by that, Motörhead isn't metal because Lemmy has said he plays rock'n'roll. It also means that any random alternative or hard rock band is metal if they decide to say so. Self-identifying is guideline at best, not set in stone definition of what is and is not metal.


By that standard Motorhead isn't metal, they're rock. If you wish to dispute that, please take it up with Lemmy.
By that standard some rock or alternative band that's clearly not metal wouldn't become metal only by claiming to be metal - I'm not certain how you misread things to draw that conclusion.

-dark or epic atmosphere
-longer riffs (16-32 notes or more before a riff repeats are typical, as opposed to the shorter riffs typical of rock)
-less use of pop song structures, more emphasis on movement based song structures
-more emphasis on texture and atmosphere instead of hooks
-and, analogous to what Potter Stewart said about hardcore pornography I'll know it when I hear it


If they don't meet those criteria it doesn't matter how much they claim to be metal, they're not.
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Postby Cadonica » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:29 am

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Cadonica wrote:Grindcore has never been metal by any definition. Except by butthurt fanboys who think that "not metal" means "bad music that I can't say I like even though I like it" :p

Self-identify part is bullshit though. If we go by that, Motörhead isn't metal because Lemmy has said he plays rock'n'roll. It also means that any random alternative or hard rock band is metal if they decide to say so. Self-identifying is guideline at best, not set in stone definition of what is and is not metal.


By that standard Motorhead isn't metal, they're rock. If you wish to dispute that, please take it up with Lemmy.
By that standard some rock or alternative band that's clearly not metal wouldn't become metal only by claiming to be metal - I'm not certain how you misread things to draw that conclusion.

-dark or epic atmosphere
-longer riffs (16-32 notes or more before a riff repeats are typical, as opposed to the shorter riffs typical of rock)
-less use of pop song structures, more emphasis on movement based song structures
-more emphasis on texture and atmosphere instead of hooks
-and, analogous to what Potter Stewart said about hardcore pornography I'll know it when I hear it


If they don't meet those criteria it doesn't matter how much they claim to be metal, they're not.

The way you put it seemed like self-defining overrides the definitions you gave.
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Postby NeuPolska » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:32 am

So going off of that definition, that means Rammstein is industrial rock, not metal, correct? They match everything except for riff lengths and song structures.

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Postby Cadonica » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:34 am

NeuPolska wrote:So going off of that definition, that means Rammstein is industrial rock, not metal, correct? They match everything except for riff lengths and song structures.

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Not every single element I describe needs to be present in all content by the band, but usually all of those elements will be present within a reasonable sampling of the band's output.

Am I the only one who actually read what Soviet said?
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Postby NeuPolska » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:37 am

I must have missed that part

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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:41 am

Cadonica wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
By that standard Motorhead isn't metal, they're rock. If you wish to dispute that, please take it up with Lemmy.
By that standard some rock or alternative band that's clearly not metal wouldn't become metal only by claiming to be metal - I'm not certain how you misread things to draw that conclusion.



If they don't meet those criteria it doesn't matter how much they claim to be metal, they're not.

The way you put it seemed like self-defining overrides the definitions you gave.


Fair enough, my apologies for being short with you since the nuances might not have been clearly articulated.

NeuPolska wrote:So going off of that definition, that means Rammstein is industrial rock, not metal, correct? They match everything except for riff lengths and song structures.


They could fall into either category, given that genres have fuzzy edges and they often overlap.
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Postby Cadonica » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:43 am

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
NeuPolska wrote:So going off of that definition, that means Rammstein is industrial rock, not metal, correct? They match everything except for riff lengths and song structures.


They could fall into either category, given that genres have fuzzy edges and they often overlap.

I'd say Rammstein is industrial metal since they are far heavier than KMFDM which is industrial rock.
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:52 am

Cadonica wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
They could fall into either category, given that genres have fuzzy edges and they often overlap.

I'd say Rammstein is industrial metal since they are far heavier than KMFDM which is industrial rock.


Fair enough, you're almost certainly more familiar with them.

KMFDM and Laibach definitely fall on the rock side of that split. Ministry are definitely an industrial metal act. Rammstein to my ears falls somewhere between Laibach and Ministry so I wouldn't dispute someone calling them industrial rock or industrial metal. :)
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Postby Cadonica » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:55 am

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Cadonica wrote:I'd say Rammstein is industrial metal since they are far heavier than KMFDM which is industrial rock.


Fair enough, you're almost certainly more familiar with them.

KMFDM and Laibach definitely fall on the rock side of that split. Ministry are definitely an industrial metal act. Rammstein to my ears falls somewhere between Laibach and Ministry so I wouldn't dispute someone calling them industrial rock or industrial metal. :)

Industrial music *nods*
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That's what they said:Once you go black metal...

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I'm only gay with females. ~2013
Wings are sexy and you know it! ~2013.

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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:12 am

Cadonica wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
They could fall into either category, given that genres have fuzzy edges and they often overlap.

I'd say Rammstein is industrial metal since they are far heavier than KMFDM which is industrial rock.

NDH is just bullshit to determine.
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Postby Cadonica » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:15 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Cadonica wrote:I'd say Rammstein is industrial metal since they are far heavier than KMFDM which is industrial rock.

NDH is just bullshit to determine.

I hate genre "names" that don't tell shit about the genre. Like NDH, I mean, how "New German Hardness" is supposed to tell anything about the music? Except that it was new at the time and it came from Germany? Most NDH just falls into electronic, industrial and industrial rock/metal.

Another prime example is extreme metal. I mean, we have thrash, black and death metal etc, saying "whoa this is extreme metal" just makes one look like an idiot who doesn't know any genres at all :p
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Call me Cad or Sisu.
That's what they said:Once you go black metal...

That's what I said:
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Sleeping is overrated. ~2012
I'm only gay with females. ~2013
Wings are sexy and you know it! ~2013.

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