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by The Jonathanian States » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:19 pm

by Bezombia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:27 pm
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies

by The Huskar Social Union » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:27 pm

by Bezombia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:36 pm
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies

by The Huskar Social Union » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:38 pm
Bezombia wrote:The Huskar Social Union wrote:That is strange.
This is what I see when I zoom out all the way:
http://i.imgur.com/fd5qcw9.png

by Aelex » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:42 pm

by The Huskar Social Union » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:45 pm

by Yasuragi » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:45 pm

by Bezombia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:49 pm
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Oh wait Beno what version of the game do you have?
Do you have any of the expansions or is it the base game?
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies

by The Huskar Social Union » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:51 pm

by The Huskar Social Union » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:53 pm

by Bojikami » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:19 pm
Arkolon wrote:I formed the Byzantine Empire by 1875, and Communist rebels are slowly making their way to Constantinople! Impeach Absolute Monarchy, State Capitalist is theft, Red Themes 1880! Might post AAR later tonight if you guys care to listen. c:

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:34 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Flee! Flee from the Poland blob!
Lithuania has been absorbed; I retain my personal union with Austria and march with Moldavia, and - after they were created by the peace terms of a Venetian defensive war against the Turk bastards to which I contributed greatly - I've vassalized Serbia as well, more as a defensive measure than anything else. My rivals are the Ottomans, Muscovy, and England. My allies are Venice, Bavaria, and a recently independent Sweden. Finland has also just won its independence from Muscovy and I might pursue relations with them, though I think Sweden sufficient in that area.
It is 1570, and the old order is dead. Poland has mastered the east and turned now to the West.
First off, Denmark is barely an entity anymore after Sweden ate about half of it in a war with Denmark; I won most of our warscare by invading Muscovy in short bursts, stopping only for sieges then fleeing back during the winters to recover. It was a massive war and took a lot out of me, but though I gained only territory, I take it as a personal victory; Sweden has eclipsed Denmark as ruler of the north and is a tightly-knit ally of mine. Meanwhile, Muscovy turns defensive to avoid making eye contact with a nation that so thoroughly made it its bitch - they've dropped me as a rival in exchange for Sweden itself, which has claim to vast tracts of Muscovite land, and the Muscovite army consists of 1 lone troop standing guard across the border from my army of 17. Another stipulation of our peace treaty broke the Russo-Danish alliance, which neither side has gone to lengths to reconstruct since; Denmark is now useless to Muscovy, being a collection of shattered and scattered lands awaiting consumption by either Holstein or Sweden.
Holstein, an ally of Sweden's, is also an ally of the new emergent power in Germany - Brandenburg, whose heir is the first Hohenzollern (who is somehow not named Frederick). Brandenburg has expanded greatly, taking lands from Saxony and Hesse, and conquering half of Bohemia; the other half is occupied by Saxony, so I imagine it won't last much longer as a nation. Saxony and Brandenburg are mainly concerned with each other, but Brandenburg is allied with Muscovy, which makes me think they want to fight me; this would be a mistake. My primary ally in this region is Bavaria, which has remained both stable and neutral as of late.
But the real story here is the West - propelled by colonial winds, England, Spain (which just formed a few minutes ago), and Portugal's power have risen exponentially. And what's the first thing one does in that scenario? Fuck with France! A massive war between France and Spain over who-gives-a-shit has left France weak and ailing, crippled by Regency and noble rebels; the heir to the French throne is a much-loathed young boy of the Rurikovich dynasty, through some sorcery. The weak France then quickly lost Normandy to England once more, and Trier (which is about the size you'd expect them to be) has launched a campaign to force them into Protestantism. Finally, France was forced to release Foix as a sovereign nation - Spain likely aimed to eat them, but before they could establish relations, I came in and vassalized it. Though it's only one province big, Foix can serve as a puppet to use against Spain and France, since both of them see me as a rival. Here, enjoy this Europe.
My own rivals are the Ottomans, Muscovy (which may change), and France; Spain controls Italy and is thus more likely to be an immediate foe, but France is weak. I hope to integrate either Foix or Austria soon (likely Foix) and take advantage of France's weakness to expand into the West; in the meantime, I'm investing my massive reserves in modernizing the Polish infrastructure while plotting against Brandenburg.
The Turks remain silent, worryingly so.

by Bezombia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:52 pm
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:57 pm
Bezombia wrote:so I'm just cruising through my first HOI3 game, started in 1938 because fuck patience
is it normal for Nationalist China to join the axis because I don't think that happened irl

by Ontorisa » Sun Mar 01, 2015 4:01 pm

by Bezombia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 4:04 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Bezombia wrote:so I'm just cruising through my first HOI3 game, started in 1938 because fuck patience
is it normal for Nationalist China to join the axis because I don't think that happened irl
Um, no. No, it's very much not, since China spent most of WWII trying not to be consumed by Japan.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies

by Lunas Legion » Sun Mar 01, 2015 4:15 pm
Ontorisa wrote:Hey so I just realized this while playing as Saxony.
Why the hell does the Subjugation Saxony CB still exist if the Saxony kingdom is already formed?
Same for another play-through where I had the Kingdoms of Rus and Ruthenia under my control and this asshole Chud guy keeps warring me year after year for the subjugation of Rus. Absolutely no sense.

by Dain II Ironfoot » Sun Mar 01, 2015 4:24 pm


by Kernan » Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:24 pm

by Equestican » Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:25 pm
Kernan wrote:So of those of you who play Vicky 2, any of you play the mod Divergences of Darkness?
Ximea wrote:The entire history of western civilization is one long dick joke.

by Kernan » Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:29 pm

by Equestican » Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:36 pm
Ximea wrote:The entire history of western civilization is one long dick joke.

by United Marxist Nations » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:04 pm
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