Paradox Games III: Is being evil a valid cacus belli?

[Finland SSR]

help

I purposefully let communist rebels to take over my country, and now there are 100 rebel brigades all over Scandinavia. Only one problem: THEY AIN'T TOUCHING MY CAPITAL.

Every single province is occupied. EXCEPT Stockholm. And they just stand there doing nothing when they can be winning! I can't even recruit troops, and if I could, they still don't even try to follow them. They're stationary. Fuck. Help!

[Vedria]

So, Austria just inherited both Burgundy AND Hungary

Oh god

[Max Empire]

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Ardlich also happens to be able to conjure a magical console that allows him to change the succession laws whenever he wants

[Eol Sha]

So, Austria just inherited both Burgundy AND Hungary

Oh god

Who are you playing as?

[Trigori]

help

I purposefully let communist rebels to take over my country, and now there are 100 rebel brigades all over Scandinavia. Only one problem: THEY AIN'T TOUCHING MY CAPITAL.

Every single province is occupied. EXCEPT Stockholm. And they just stand there doing nothing when they can be winning! I can't even recruit troops, and if I could, they still don't even try to follow them. They're stationary. Fuck. Help!

Try putting 'break SCA' (I assume you are playing as Scandinavia) into the console. The rebels have practically won anyways

[The Huskar Social Union]

So, Austria just inherited both Burgundy AND Hungary

Oh god

Who you playing as?

If its France then fuck it, destroy them, if its anyone else then.. fuck it go out in a blaze of glory anyway! Fight to the last man and cut down as many of the Austrian dogs as you can!

Have at em!

[Finland SSR]

help

I purposefully let communist rebels to take over my country, and now there are 100 rebel brigades all over Scandinavia. Only one problem: THEY AIN'T TOUCHING MY CAPITAL.

Every single province is occupied. EXCEPT Stockholm. And they just stand there doing nothing when they can be winning! I can't even recruit troops, and if I could, they still don't even try to follow them. They're stationary. Fuck. Help!

Try putting 'break SCA' (I assume you are playing as Scandinavia) into the console. The rebels have practically won anyways

Won't that make every single possible releasable country break away, though? Never tried that command (but now I feel the destructive possibilities, hehe).

And yes, you are correct. Scandinavia 1911.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Try putting 'break SCA' (I assume you are playing as Scandinavia) into the console. The rebels have practically won anyways

Won't that make every single possible releasable country break away, though? Never tried that command (but now I feel the destructive possibilities, hehe).

And yes, you are correct. Scandinavia 1911.

DO IT.

Embrace the Dark side, Break the Nordic Empire, all of it.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Also for anyone interested the mods are going to be making a decision on the General gaming thread, so keep an eye out i guess.

[Eol Sha]

Won't that make every single possible releasable country break away, though? Never tried that command (but now I feel the destructive possibilities, hehe).

And yes, you are correct. Scandinavia 1911.

DO IT.

Embrace the Dark side, Break the Nordic Empire, all of it.

DON'T! Johan and his gang of Swedish thugs will chase you down and force you to experience May Day. It just isn't worth it.

[Finland SSR]

Also for anyone interested the mods are going to be making a decision on the General gaming thread, so keep an eye out i guess.

On what? Are they dropping a ban nuke on us?

[Auroya]

-nvm-

[The Huskar Social Union]

DO IT.

Embrace the Dark side, Break the Nordic Empire, all of it.

DON'T! Johan and his gang of Swedish thugs will chase you down and force you to experience May Day. It just isn't worth it.

You know what, Sweden might actually be a good choice for my next Victoria 2 game. It doesnt really seem to be attacked at all in my other games as France and Italy and just builds up. Could be a good run. Maybe Russia as well, hmm.

Also for anyone interested the mods are going to be making a decision on the General gaming thread, so keep an eye out i guess.

On what? Are they dropping a ban nuke on us?

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=25851758#p25851758

[Finland SSR]

DON'T! Johan and his gang of Swedish thugs will chase you down and force you to experience May Day. It just isn't worth it.

You know what, Sweden might actually be a good choice for my next Victoria 2 game. It doesnt really seem to be attacked at all in my other games as France and Italy and just builds up. Could be a good run. Maybe Russia as well, hmm.

On what? Are they dropping a ban nuke on us?

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=25851758#p25851758

So they did. bez is kill rip in unfinished ns mod

Also, Sweden can only be attacked once. That is if you form Scandinavia and Prussia decides to want your Holsteins.

[Finland SSR]

Also, I noticed the OP of the Gamers thread has a link to a thread of mine.

I feel honored having had participation in such a clusterfuck.

[The Huskar Social Union]

You know what, Sweden might actually be a good choice for my next Victoria 2 game. It doesnt really seem to be attacked at all in my other games as France and Italy and just builds up. Could be a good run. Maybe Russia as well, hmm.

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=25851758#p25851758

So they did. bez is kill rip in unfinished ns mod

Also, Sweden can only be attacked once. That is if you form Scandinavia and Prussia decides to want your Holsteins.

Well Prussia can soundly fuck off its my Holstein. I hate Prussia in Victoria 2, the blood that was spilled to keep them down as France, Never Forget.

[Benomia 3]

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Ardlich also happens to be able to conjure a magical console that allows him to change the succession laws whenever he wants

Nah it's part of Better Gender Law.

It took four years for the mod-induced law change to happen because everybody kept voting against it. The way the mod works is that the "preference" law is forced-vote, meaning that if the vote fails it is instantly restarted. It took four years for it to pass.

You know what, Sweden might actually be a good choice for my next Victoria 2 game. It doesnt really seem to be attacked at all in my other games as France and Italy and just builds up. Could be a good run. Maybe Russia as well, hmm.

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=25851758#p25851758

So they did. bez is kill rip in unfinished ns mod

Also, Sweden can only be attacked once. That is if you form Scandinavia and Prussia decides to want your Holsteins.

Relax, I'm still here. I've lost nations before, and for much greater infractions than this.

I actually made this nation quite awhile ago as a contingency in case I got DEAT'd again. Was hoping I wouldn't have to use it. Bless my foresight.

[Finland SSR]

So they did. bez is kill rip in unfinished ns mod

Also, Sweden can only be attacked once. That is if you form Scandinavia and Prussia decides to want your Holsteins.

Well Prussia can soundly fuck off its my Holstein. I hate Prussia in Victoria 2, the blood that was spilled to keep them down as France, Never Forget.

I insta-surrendered when they DoWed me, because I was in the middle of a commie revolt and due to RP, my morale was low.

Oh, I remember one more DoW! The UK might try to take the Ghana colonies you inherit from the Danish.

[Max Empire]

Ardlich also happens to be able to conjure a magical console that allows him to change the succession laws whenever he wants

Nah it's part of Better Gender Law.

It took four years for the mod-induced law change to happen because everybody kept voting against it. The way the mod works is that the "preference" law is forced-vote, meaning that if the vote fails it is instantly restarted. It took four years for it to pass.

Oh! I need that mod!

[The Huskar Social Union]

Well Prussia can soundly fuck off its my Holstein. I hate Prussia in Victoria 2, the blood that was spilled to keep them down as France, Never Forget.

I insta-surrendered when they DoWed me, because I was in the middle of a commie revolt and due to RP, my morale was low.

Oh, I remember one more DoW! The UK might try to take the Ghana colonies you inherit from the Danish.

Well.... the UK can soundly fuck off as well then! Its my Ghana!

[Max Empire]

So they did. bez is kill rip in unfinished ns mod

Also, Sweden can only be attacked once. That is if you form Scandinavia and Prussia decides to want your Holsteins.

Well Prussia can soundly fuck off its my Holstein. I hate Prussia in Victoria 2, the blood that was spilled to keep them down as France, Never Forget.

You think that's bad? Try playing as the Ottomans during a crisis in the Balkans where nobody supports you while at war with Egypt, Persia and Russia. Not fun.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Well Prussia can soundly fuck off its my Holstein. I hate Prussia in Victoria 2, the blood that was spilled to keep them down as France, Never Forget.

You think that's bad? Try playing as the Ottomans during a crisis in the Balkans where nobody supports you while at war with Egypt, Persia and Russia. Not fun.

Well there is your mistake, playing as the Ottomans

Just harness the part of Suleiman and all will be well.

No it wont

[Val Halla]

All the castration in this thread. I think it is more fun to give a lord some STD and watch it wipe out his whole court

[The Huskar Social Union]

All the castration in this thread. I think it is more fun to give a lord some STD and watch it wipe out his whole court

I... i.. huh..

[Finland SSR]

Fun bits from my Scandinavia game so far (running PDM):

• The Netherlands are Communist. And have been for a while.
  
• Russia is always the target of every single crisis, but nobody tries to fuck with them, so the world's crisis-free.
  
• Argentina has been Bourgeois Dictatorship for 60 years.
  
• It's 1911 and Germany does not exist yet. Reason? France took the Hamburg territories and won't bother with losing.
  
• France is actually pretty badass in this game. It has higher Industrial Score than the UK qnd almost as much prestige, and hasn't lost a single war, as far as I believe. And still in their 1836 form of government. They are also the first country to have tried to fuck with Russia - just now, they agreed to back Poland in a crisis.
  
• Austria. Oh, Austria. From the start of the game they've veen fucked over and partitioned. First, Russia takes Galicia in a few wars. Then a crisis for Hungary fires, and the Rus backs them up. So, free Hungary. Then Italy forms through pan-nationalists, turns into a Bourgeois Dictatorship, allies France, attacks Austria at the same time as Prussia and takes most of the coast. Then even more wars and chipping away, Russia takes Moravia, Hungary Slovenia, Italy - Karnsten-Steienmark, and wow... They went through six revolutions too. First Jacobins, then Reactionaries, then Communists, then Reactionaries again, then Communists again, then finally Jacobins. Now they are a democracy, with a Fascist party in charge, and under my sphere of influence.
  
• Greece got fucked over too. I invested in them, they rebelled, became Anarcho-Liberal, then Communist, then lost Peloponnese to the Ionian Islands and became Anarcho-Liberal again!
  
• At the start of the game, The Chinese Empire lost all of it's substates, who all became independent. Then China westernized, became #1 in score and conquered them right back. I fear China might end the game. China is evil. China should be purged.