First read up on the history though or else it will be confusing as hell
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by Kernan » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:59 pm

by Equestican » Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:17 pm
Ximea wrote:The entire history of western civilization is one long dick joke.

by Kernan » Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:22 pm

by Equestican » Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:36 pm
Kernan wrote:Equestican wrote:Where can I go and read up the history?
Here is the Thread that contains a comprehensive history of every nation in the game (in progress)
Ximea wrote:The entire history of western civilization is one long dick joke.

by Ontorisa » Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:56 pm
Lunas Legion wrote:Ontorisa wrote:Hey so I just realized this while playing as Saxony.
Why the hell does the Subjugation Saxony CB still exist if the Saxony kingdom is already formed?
Same for another play-through where I had the Kingdoms of Rus and Ruthenia under my control and this asshole Chud guy keeps warring me year after year for the subjugation of Rus. Absolutely no sense.
Forming the Kingdom doesn't deactivate the CBs for Pagans. On Chud; if he keeps warring you, why does he still live? Throw him in the Volga.

by TotallyNotEvilLand » Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:50 pm

by Registug » Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:12 am
Bezombia wrote:so I'm just cruising through my first HOI3 game, started in 1938 because fuck patience
is it normal for Nationalist China to join the axis because I don't think that happened irl

by Transoxthraxia » Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:52 am
Bezombia wrote:so I'm just cruising through my first HOI3 game, started in 1938 because fuck patience
is it normal for Nationalist China to join the axis because I don't think that happened irl
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Transoxthraxia confirmed for shit taste

by Bezombia » Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:21 am
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies

by Dain II Ironfoot » Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:45 am

by Bezombia » Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:49 am
Dain II Ironfoot wrote:So, i'm thinking about doing the 1001 provinces achievement in EU4, any ideas on who to play?
I'm personally thinking of either France or Poland at this moment.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies

by Socialist Czechia » Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:43 am
Napkiraly wrote:I think Scotland smoked some meth, because I have a grand navy and a total army of 32k and they decided to launch a war that wouldn't involve France.
"Those who reached my boundary, their seed is not; their hearts and their souls are finished forever and ever. As for those who had assembled before them on the sea, the full flame was their front before the harbour mouths, and a wall of metal upon the shore surrounded them. They were dragged, overturned, and laid low upon the beach; slain and made heaps from stern to bow of their galleys, while all their things were cast upon the water." - Ramesses III., Battle of the Delta

by Dain II Ironfoot » Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:59 am
Bezombia wrote:Dain II Ironfoot wrote:So, i'm thinking about doing the 1001 provinces achievement in EU4, any ideas on who to play?
I'm personally thinking of either France or Poland at this moment.
Easiest one to do it as is Ottomans.
If you do it as Najd you can get the Jihad achievement on the way, and it'll be a helluva game.

by The Huskar Social Union » Mon Mar 02, 2015 7:02 am
Bezombia wrote:so I'm just cruising through my first HOI3 game, started in 1938 because fuck patience
is it normal for Nationalist China to join the axis because I don't think that happened irl

by The Wolven League » Mon Mar 02, 2015 7:05 am

by IshCong » Mon Mar 02, 2015 9:16 am
Dain II Ironfoot wrote:Bezombia wrote:Easiest one to do it as is Ottomans.
If you do it as Najd you can get the Jihad achievement on the way, and it'll be a helluva game.
I don't believe i can pull that off with Najd. The Ottomans could be a choice yes, though i already played them recently.
What area's should i think of when looking at 1001 provinces? Like Asia and Africa?

by Arkolon » Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:10 am

by Kernan » Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:18 am

by Bezombia » Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:05 pm
Dain II Ironfoot wrote:Bezombia wrote:Easiest one to do it as is Ottomans.
If you do it as Najd you can get the Jihad achievement on the way, and it'll be a helluva game.
I don't believe i can pull that off with Najd. The Ottomans could be a choice yes, though i already played them recently.
What area's should i think of when looking at 1001 provinces? Like Asia and Africa?
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies

by The Jonathanian States » Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:18 pm
Arkolon wrote:Bojikami wrote:Da! Glory to the people of Rome!
It felt impressive to reform the Byzantine Empire, but if I have to be completely honest in this AAR, I can't say I achieved it without the help of the hand of God.
I had to restart from my previous game, which involved an impasse and where I turned Greece into a totally irrelevant nation by the 20th century. 1836 start as Greece, once more: you do the usual, you know, annex Johore and Brunei for the precious metals. Tunisia was gobbled up by France, so there went my extra income, but life was still good. I also spammed the prestige techs, which bumped me up to Secondary Power status. I built up my industrial score by going Reactionary and hiring loads of craftsmen. I was still in the British sphere, but that was OK. By 1845, Greece was a good place to live.
The Ottomans declared war on Egypt to reclaim Transjordan, or something, which I estimated was my chance to strike and acquire Greek cores in Crete. An easy victory, naturally, especially with Britain's help. Annoyingly, Britain, apathetic to the tensions between the Ottomans and the Greeks, allied the Ottomans because, you know, why not. Not that that mattered just yet. Greece was now bigger, better, and richer than it was 10 years ago, and with the discovery of Impressionism in late 1850, Greece was bumped up to Great Power status. I was finally out of Britain's sphere. Life was very good.
Tensions arose, and a crisis gave me Thessalia. Britain didn't back me, though, and instead preferred to back the Ottomans. Looking for new GP allies, which I couldn't find since I can only have one and everyone else was already partnered up, I severed my military alliance with Britain. Russia, NGF, France, even Spain or the Netherlands-- rejected, all of them. That is when, sometime around 1855, Britain and the Ottomans attacked me. This bit I didn't want to admit, but you have to understand that I felt like I could only enjoy the game if the challenge was kept alive. I tried fending off my attackers, but I was ravaged, and the UK wanted all of my colonies. . . so I picked up my last savegame, ended the war by ceding Thessalia before Greek Malay was asked for, and ALT+21'd Thessalia back to me. The worst part was that I figured that just one more region wouldn't hurt, so I gave myself Rumelia, too. Oh well. Not a very good AAR, I know, I know. I'm ashamed too.
But yeah, forget about that part, and the rest went swimmingly! I took back the Aegean Islands, allied with NGF after a Great-War-before-Great-Wars-happen when NGF-UK was ended (as well as TWO Austria-Germany Hegemony wars, which NGF both won), and I took back the rest of surrounding Ottoman Empire until all I had left as a core was Istanbul. The Netherlands allied with the Ottomans, and they declared war for Thessalia again, as well as Greek Malay for the Netherlands (who was at the time a secondary power, but still strong). I beat them both, but the warscore only hovered at around 0%, leaning -2% in my favour. None of us had much of an army left, except my 55k stack which was slowly dropping in size. It took FIVE YEARS for that war to reach an end, which was when the Second Hegemony War ended, NGF allied with me, and Netherlands and the Ottomans peaced out for Ottoman Thrace. Before the war ended, huge swathes (total 50k) of Reactionary and Anarcho-Liberal rebels were up in arms protesting God knows what.
That was when the King of Kings, Ruler of Rulers decision greened up, and the Byzantine Empire was formed, promptly followed by Communist rebels.
My world looks pretty odd, to say the least. It's 1875 and Italy hasn't formed, and Russia lost GP status really early, and not only that but Russia lost two wars of Polish liberation, which means that NGF blobbed so bad. It has nice borders, but god that Grey Blob is threatening to its neighbours. Also, I'm the biggest power in Africa, since I managed to participate in that scramble, and we Byzantines are the 5th power in the world. Life is very good. Next stop, Communist rebels take Constantinople, rename it Constalinopolis, and form the Union of the Red Themes!

by Arkolon » Mon Mar 02, 2015 2:15 pm

by The Huskar Social Union » Mon Mar 02, 2015 2:20 pm
You must now take the world by storm! Spread the revolution and topple the old order!Arkolon wrote:Hurrah! Behold, comrades, the Red Themes!
Established on the 10th of June 1890, after hordes of Communist rebels stormed the capital city of Constantinople, the Absolute Monarch was beheaded and the Byzantine Empire came under the iron grip of the Kommounistiki!
So now what? I have, like, 45 and a half years left to play in this game. What do I set myself as a goal now? Thanks to everyone who helped me achieve this milestone. *wipes tear from eye*

by Lunas Legion » Mon Mar 02, 2015 2:23 pm
Arkolon wrote:Hurrah! Behold, comrades, the Red Themes!
Established on the 10th of June 1890, after hordes of Communist rebels stormed the capital city of Constantinople, the Absolute Monarch was beheaded and the Byzantine Empire came under the iron grip of the Kommounistiki!
So now what? I have, like, 45 and a half years left to play in this game. What do I set myself as a goal now? Thanks to everyone who helped me achieve this milestone. *wipes tear from eye*
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