Equus me: My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Thread

[Western Vale Confederacy]

I have no favourite, although Twilight ressembles by love for reading (But I hate studying), Dash reflects my common arrogance and full-of-myself while Discord represents my unpredictability.

The only thing Twi and I share is a love of science. Literally nothing else. I am disorganized, I hate studying, I am a TERRIBLE student, and I love to not do my work.

My only connection to Twinkle (Get it, Twilight...Sparkles?) is our love for books and reading and her love of science (Which is ironic for a magical pony), but f*ck the rest.

[Auzkhia]

The only thing Twi and I share is a love of science. Literally nothing else. I am disorganized, I hate studying, I am a TERRIBLE student, and I love to not do my work.

My only connection to Twinkle (Get it, Twilight...Sparkles?) is our love for books and reading and her love of science (Which is ironic for a magical pony), but f*ck the rest.

In Ponyland, magic is a science.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Initiate Flamewar protocol?

No, retreat to Bunker of Safety.

Eh, I'll just label you with the "Uncouth" moniker, and then move on and keep loving my favorite pony.

"This harness is too tight!"

Apparently, annoying your kidnappers until they let you go actually worked.

Which was brilliant plan, especially since her friends thought she needed to be saved from the Diamond Dogs, but she wrapped them around her hoof. So, she essentially saved her self like the brilliant smart lady she is.

Whining to your kidnappers isn't exactly the best solution for KIDS, don't you think?

"This harness is too tight!"

Apparently, annoying your kidnappers until they let you go actually worked.

Such a stupid episode...

Stupid, but hilarious.

[Sinovet]

"This harness is too tight!"

Apparently, annoying your kidnappers until they let you go actually worked.

Which was brilliant plan, especially since her friends thought she needed to be saved from the Diamond Dogs, but she wrapped them around her hoof. So, she essentially saved her self like the brilliant smart lady she is.

BEING A WHINNY BRAT IS NOT A BRILLIANT PLAN!!!! IT IS BEING A WHINY BRAT!!!!!
NOT THE SAME THING

[Western Vale Confederacy]

My only connection to Twinkle (Get it, Twilight...Sparkles?) is our love for books and reading and her love of science (Which is ironic for a magical pony), but f*ck the rest.

In Ponyland, magic is a science.

In Humanland, magic is an illusion.

Welcome to Humanland!

[Sinovet]

In Ponyland, magic is a science.

In Humanland, magic is an illusion.

Welcome to Humanland!

Its a wonderful place. Full of not smart people.

[Auzkhia]

Which was brilliant plan, especially since her friends thought she needed to be saved from the Diamond Dogs, but she wrapped them around her hoof. So, she essentially saved her self like the brilliant smart lady she is.

BEING A WHINNY BRAT IS NOT A BRILLIANT PLAN!!!! IT IS BEING A WHINY BRAT!!!!!
NOT THE SAME THING

Well, she saved herself, so it worked. I still like her no matter what you do, so let's not bother.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

In Humanland, magic is an illusion.

Welcome to Humanland!

Its a wonderful place. Full of not smart people.

I can imagine humans and ponies meeting.

Due to our imperfect nature, it would degenerate into war in less than three days.

[Auzkhia]

In Ponyland, magic is a science.

In Humanland, magic is an illusion.

Welcome to Humanland!

It stinks, Ponyland, or now called Equestria, is better. Though, the downsides are that you have to deal with really big monsters.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

BEING A WHINNY BRAT IS NOT A BRILLIANT PLAN!!!! IT IS BEING A WHINY BRAT!!!!!
NOT THE SAME THING

Well, she saved herself, so it worked. I still like her no matter what you do, so let's not bother.

Including Rarity manipulating guys?

At least she has talent in designer clothing.

[Sinovet]

BEING A WHINNY BRAT IS NOT A BRILLIANT PLAN!!!! IT IS BEING A WHINY BRAT!!!!!
NOT THE SAME THING

Well, she saved herself, so it worked. I still like her no matter what you do, so let's not bother.

Using a well planned RoachHydra build order to destroy an Elite Protoss AI in StarCraft 2 is a brilliant strategy.

Complaining until people fucking hate you and do whatever to make you shut up is NOT a brilliant strategy.

We need to set some definitions straight.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

In Humanland, magic is an illusion.

Welcome to Humanland!

It stinks, Ponyland, or now called Equestria, is better. Though, the downsides are that you have to deal with really big monsters.

Again, humans meets ponies would end really badly.

They have magic, we have technology.

[Eastern Equestria]

"This harness is too tight!"

Apparently, annoying your kidnappers until they let you go actually worked.

Which was brilliant plan, especially since her friends thought she needed to be saved from the Diamond Dogs, but she wrapped them around her hoof. So, she essentially saved her self like the brilliant smart lady she is.

Haters don't listen to logic, Auz. You ought to know that after frequenting this thread for so long.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

They'll never find the bodies.

Discord

[Western Vale Confederacy]

They'll never find the bodies.

Lesson Zero.

The episode where I lost trust towards Twilight.

[Sinovet]

It stinks, Ponyland, or now called Equestria, is better. Though, the downsides are that you have to deal with really big monsters.

Again, humans meets ponies would end really badly.

They have magic, we have technology.

Ye.

Which was brilliant plan, especially since her friends thought she needed to be saved from the Diamond Dogs, but she wrapped them around her hoof. So, she essentially saved her self like the brilliant smart lady she is.

Haters don't listen to logic, Auz. You ought to know that after frequenting this thread for so long.

YOUR FACE IS A HATER LOGIC!

They'll never find the bodies.

Muahahaha

[Auzkhia]

Which was brilliant plan, especially since her friends thought she needed to be saved from the Diamond Dogs, but she wrapped them around her hoof. So, she essentially saved her self like the brilliant smart lady she is.

Haters don't listen to logic, Auz. You ought to know that after frequenting this thread for so long.

Yeah, I know. Can't be bother to butt heads with them. Spite is too strong. But oh well, their hate makes my love stronger.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Again, humans meets ponies would end really badly.

They have magic, we have technology.

Ye.

Haters don't listen to logic, Auz. You ought to know that after frequenting this thread for so long.

YOUR FACE IS A HATER LOGIC!

They'll never find the bodies.

Muahahaha

I mean, imagine this.

An assault rifle against a magical ray of death.

They would both shoot at the same time...and both die at the same time.

It's like World War I, but ponies vs. humans.

[Sinovet]

They'll never find the bodies.

Lesson Zero.

The episode where I lost trust towards Twilight.

Lesson Zero?

More like Prisoner Zero, am I right?!

I don't even get my own joke.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Haters don't listen to logic, Auz. You ought to know that after frequenting this thread for so long.

Yeah, I know. Can't be bother to butt heads with them. Spite is too strong. But oh well, their hate makes my love stronger.

You sound like a reversed changeling feeding on hate instead of love.

Burn the changeling.

[Sinovet]

Yeah, I know. Can't be bother to butt heads with them. Spite is too strong. But oh well, their hate makes my love stronger.

You sound like a reversed changeling feeding on hate instead of love.

Burn the changeling.

*Pyromaniac soul awakens*

Kill it with fire?

[Western Vale Confederacy]

You sound like a reversed changeling feeding on hate instead of love.

Burn the changeling.

*Pyromaniac soul awakens*

Kill it with fire?

Yes.

Also, Rainbow Dash should join the AA.

She's addicted to cider.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

My Little Human Fan

[Sinovet]

*Pyromaniac soul awakens*

Kill it with fire?

Yes.

Also, Rainbow Dash should join the AA.

She's addicted to cider.

Haha.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

My Little Human Fan

THEY KNOW!