Equus me: My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Thread

[Sinovet]

Ponies are aliens.

Headcanon accepted.

I facepalmed, facedesk'd and facewall'd because of this.

At the same time.

Why?

[Ximea]

Ponies are aliens.

Headcanon accepted.

I facepalmed, facedesk'd and facewall'd because of this.

At the same time.

These are...silly people. You may want to stop taking everything they say literally. I don't treat concussions.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

I facepalmed, facedesk'd and facewall'd because of this.

At the same time.

Why?

Ponies are not aliens...

Ponies are ponies.

Logic...r-right?

[Sinovet]

I facepalmed, facedesk'd and facewall'd because of this.

At the same time.

These are...silly people. You may want to stop taking everything they say literally. I don't treat concussions.

Muahahahaha!!!!

SILLY STRIKES AGAIN!

[Sinovet]

Why?

Ponies are not aliens...

Ponies are ponies.

Logic...r-right?

You are entering a no-logic zone. Did you not see the signs?

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Apparently, biting your lips and literally taking your lips inside your mouth is how Applejack lies.

Yeah, gotta remember that.

[Sinovet]

Apparently, biting your lips and literally taking your lips inside your mouth is how Applejack lies.

Yeah, gotta remember that.

Yeah, she just sucks them up. I think...I think that she keeps some tranqs in her lips and whenever she gets stressed she just sucks on the tranqs.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Apparently, biting your lips and literally taking your lips inside your mouth is how Applejack lies.

Yeah, gotta remember that.

Yeah, she just sucks them up. I think...I think that she keeps some tranqs in her lips and whenever she gets stressed she just sucks on the tranqs.

But doesn't it make it obvious that she's lying?

I mean, what would you think if you saw a orange horse sucking her lips.

[Sinovet]

Yeah, she just sucks them up. I think...I think that she keeps some tranqs in her lips and whenever she gets stressed she just sucks on the tranqs.

But doesn't it make it obvious that she's lying?

I mean, what would you think if you saw a orange horse sucking her lips.

She's not a very good liar. Surprise surprise.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

But doesn't it make it obvious that she's lying?

I mean, what would you think if you saw a orange horse sucking her lips.

She's not a very good liar. Surprise surprise.

The Element of Honesty being a bad liar.

I WONDER...

Meanwhile, Rarity sure is a manipulating one...

[Ximea]

Yeah, she just sucks them up. I think...I think that she keeps some tranqs in her lips and whenever she gets stressed she just sucks on the tranqs.

But doesn't it make it obvious that she's lying?

I mean, what would you think if you saw a orange horse sucking her lips.

Well, that's kind of the point. She has a hell of a tell, because she's supposed to be the honest one, because the target audience may not realize she's lying from context alone, and because piss-poor liars are funny.

[Ameriganastan]

But doesn't it make it obvious that she's lying?

I mean, what would you think if you saw a orange horse sucking her lips.

Well, that's kind of the point. She has a hell of a tell, because she's supposed to be the honest one, because the target audience may not realize she's lying from context alone, and because piss-poor liars are funny.

I smile when I lie. Which is a bad tell, cause I never smile.

[Sinovet]

She's not a very good liar. Surprise surprise.

The Element of Honesty being a bad liar.

I WONDER...

Meanwhile, Rarity sure is a manipulating one...

Yeah, Rarity sucks.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Well, that's kind of the point. She has a hell of a tell, because she's supposed to be the honest one, because the target audience may not realize she's lying from context alone, and because piss-poor liars are funny.

I smile when I lie. Which is a bad tell, cause I never smile.

For me, it's the total opposite.

When I lie, I freeze when someone talks to me.

When I'm not lying but someone accuses me of lying, I start laughing.

But doesn't it make it obvious that she's lying?

I mean, what would you think if you saw a orange horse sucking her lips.

Well, that's kind of the point. She has a hell of a tell, because she's supposed to be the honest one, because the target audience may not realize she's lying from context alone, and because piss-poor liars are funny.

Got a picture of honest apple horse sucking her lips?

Because it's true that horribly poor liars are funny.

[Auzkhia]

The Element of Honesty being a bad liar.

I WONDER...

Meanwhile, Rarity sure is a manipulating one...

Yeah, Rarity sucks.

Uh no.

*insert a rambling rage fueled rant here*

[Sinovet]

Well, that's kind of the point. She has a hell of a tell, because she's supposed to be the honest one, because the target audience may not realize she's lying from context alone, and because piss-poor liars are funny.

I smile when I lie. Which is a bad tell, cause I never smile.

Hmm, neither do I.

I'm not so easy to find out. Its hard to give tells in a premeditated lie.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

The Element of Honesty being a bad liar.

I WONDER...

Meanwhile, Rarity sure is a manipulating one...

Yeah, Rarity sucks.

She sounds like a...Well, a fancy brat basically.

Her whining, though...Dog and Pony Show, Jesus On A Bike.

[Sinovet]

Yeah, Rarity sucks.

Uh no.

*insert a rambling rage fueled rant here*

Initiate Flamewar protocol?

No, retreat to Bunker of Safety.

[Sinovet]

Yeah, Rarity sucks.

She sounds like a...Well, a fancy brat basically.

Her whining, though...Dog and Pony Show, Jesus On A Bike.

I know, right?

She is SUCH a brat

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Yeah, Rarity sucks.

Uh no.

*insert a rambling rage fueled rant here*

I have no favourite, although Twilight ressembles by love for reading (But I hate studying), Dash reflects my common arrogance and full-of-myself while Discord represents my unpredictability.

[Auzkhia]

And then Fluttershy turned into the moon.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

She sounds like a...Well, a fancy brat basically.

Her whining, though...Dog and Pony Show, Jesus On A Bike.

I know, right?

She is SUCH a brat

"This harness is too tight!"

Apparently, annoying your kidnappers until they let you go actually worked.

[Sinovet]

Uh no.

*insert a rambling rage fueled rant here*

I have no favourite, although Twilight ressembles by love for reading (But I hate studying), Dash reflects my common arrogance and full-of-myself while Discord represents my unpredictability.

The only thing Twi and I share is a love of science. Literally nothing else. I am disorganized, I hate studying, I am a TERRIBLE student, and I love to not do my work.

[Auzkhia]

Uh no.

*insert a rambling rage fueled rant here*

Initiate Flamewar protocol?

No, retreat to Bunker of Safety.

Eh, I'll just label you with the "Uncouth" moniker, and then move on and keep loving my favorite pony.

I know, right?

She is SUCH a brat

"This harness is too tight!"

Apparently, annoying your kidnappers until they let you go actually worked.

Which was brilliant plan, especially since her friends thought she needed to be saved from the Diamond Dogs, but she wrapped them around her hoof. So, she essentially saved her self like the brilliant smart lady she is.

[Sinovet]

I know, right?

She is SUCH a brat

"This harness is too tight!"

Apparently, annoying your kidnappers until they let you go actually worked.

Such a stupid episode...