Wisconsin9 wrote:Socialist Czechia wrote:
I feel your pain. Honestly, I would prefer to be gay myself, these days. Females are just permanent total headache for male's whole life. Can't understand jokes or male's free opinions
But sadly, humans and ponies are mostly straight, considering what we saw in Hearts and Hooves episode.
Doplhins are probably most socially developed species - they mate with literally anyone, everytime, anywhere
Anyway, straight ships rules despite everything my most recent TOP5:
1 - Twilight x Flash (we need moar pony Flash)
2 - Rarity x Braeburn (it would be just totally hilarious for me if she was knocked up by AJ's family member)
3 - AJ x Soarin (because interracial and because it seems fluffy - also i wonder what would be Dash's reaction)
4 - Fluttershy x Mac (yup, I dissaproves Sweetie Belle's ship)
5 - Celestia x Discord (to destroy Equestria)
Dolphins also commit rape and murder.
Dolphins are also world dictators under the guise of humans, along with their whale underlings. Every single Dictator from Nero to Kim Jong-Un, was a dolphin.