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Ameriganastan
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:19 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Mayor Mare? Weak.

I've lived in three states. Got Worst Princess, Jerk Bird, and Background Pony #1733.

why the fuck even carrots

i mean

carrots

seriously

there have been actual fucking cows in the show people

I left out my other previous residences. Which give me Bitch Tiara and Bitch Spoon, Trixie, and the toothbrush one.
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Postby Esparmuran » Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:54 pm


Meanwhile on the sidebar of every Equestrian browser ever...

Ameriganastan wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:I've lived in three states. Got Worst Princess, Jerk Bird, and Background Pony #1733.

why the fuck even carrots

i mean

carrots

seriously

there have been actual fucking cows in the show people

I left out my other previous residences. Which give me Bitch Tiara and Bitch Spoon, Trixie, and the toothbrush one.

Am I missing out on a reference or do Arkansans just have really shiny teeth?
The closest I've been to the U.S. is a kilometre or so from Minnesota, so I guess I get the Cakes.
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Postby Magthere » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:16 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Mayor Mare? Weak.


Twilight Sparkle here.
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Postby Auzkhia » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:17 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Mayor Mare? Weak.

I was born in Braeburn, lived in Celestia, and now live in Rainbow Dash.
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Postby Esparmuran » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:23 pm

Auzkhia wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Mayor Mare? Weak.

I was born in Braeburn, lived in Celestia, and now live in Rainbow Dash.

Image
Sorry.
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Population of 1201.
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WCoH 27 Finalists!
Esparmuran is sparsely-populated, freezing wasteland north of the Commonwealth of Crowns. If you like hockey, dog-sledding and clubbing seals, you've come to the right place!
Lead by our Prime Minister, Mr. Jim Oullie, a jolly old man who has no time for your shenanigans.
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Postby Auzkhia » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:25 pm

Esparmuran wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:I was born in Braeburn, lived in Celestia, and now live in Rainbow Dash.

Image
Sorry.

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Postby New Naephak » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:33 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Mayor Mare? Weak.

Got a pinch of Diamond Dogs, a dash of Braeburn, and rave of Scratchie.
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Postby New Babylonia » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:43 pm

Auzkhia wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Mayor Mare? Weak.

I was born in Braeburn, lived in Celestia, and now live in Rainbow Dash.

Born in Breaburn, live in... Rarity. ech.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:44 pm

Esparmuran wrote:Am I missing out on a reference or do Arkansans just have really shiny teeth?

I believe the artist is implying residents of Arkansas have bad teeth...which they do. Imagine every stereotype of hillbilly teeth, and double it. So glad I didn't live there long.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Postby Auzkhia » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:53 pm

New Babylonia wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:I was born in Braeburn, lived in Celestia, and now live in Rainbow Dash.

Born in Breaburn, live in... Rarity. ech.

Let's trade!

Goodnight!
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Postby Atomosea » Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:16 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Mayor Mare? Weak.

Applejack. I win.
Patridam wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
I got the Flim Flam brothers, equally weak.


Rainbow Dash for Pennslyvania? I'm wondering about the logic behind that.

My only guess is that a lot of important moments in Colonial history and the Revolutionary War happened there and a number of big-name Founding Fathers either were born there, lived there, or spent a lot of time there, and Philadelphia was one of the nation's first capitals. To wit: Pennsylvania -> Founding Fathers, Revolution, Independence Hall, and so forth -> Patriotism -> Loyalty.

Aaaand following this train of thought has brought me to the conclusion that Rainbow Dash is as American as apple pie.
Ameriganastan wrote:
Esparmuran wrote:Am I missing out on a reference or do Arkansans just have really shiny teeth?

I believe the artist is implying residents of Arkansas have bad teeth...which they do. Imagine every stereotype of hillbilly teeth, and double it. So glad I didn't live there long.

I'm reminded of a somewhat rude joke one of my teachers once told me. We know that it was an Arkansan that invented the toothbrush because if anyone else had come up with it, it would have been called a teethbrush.
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Postby Frenequesta » Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:44 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Mayor Mare? Weak.

I get the bully twins. Not just weak, wrong.

But, I get RD for Pennsylvania (my birth state), Scoots for Ohio (where I spent most of my childhood), and Trixie for Illinois (where I'll be living in a couple of months when I go off to law school). The logic behind the choices is crazy inconsistent; some are apparently based on history (Celestia/Shimmer for VA/WV), others on stereotypes (AJ for TX and DJ-PON-3 for CA).

BTW, has anyone been able to make out what DC is? No one in the comments seems to be able to point it out, and I'm not going to go through process of elimination at 2 AM.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:47 pm

Atomosea wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Mayor Mare? Weak.

Applejack. I win.
Patridam wrote:
Rainbow Dash for Pennslyvania? I'm wondering about the logic behind that.

My only guess is that a lot of important moments in Colonial history and the Revolutionary War happened there and a number of big-name Founding Fathers either were born there, lived there, or spent a lot of time there, and Philadelphia was one of the nation's first capitals. To wit: Pennsylvania -> Founding Fathers, Revolution, Independence Hall, and so forth -> Patriotism -> Loyalty.

Aaaand following this train of thought has brought me to the conclusion that Rainbow Dash is as American as apple pie.
Ameriganastan wrote:I believe the artist is implying residents of Arkansas have bad teeth...which they do. Imagine every stereotype of hillbilly teeth, and double it. So glad I didn't live there long.

I'm reminded of a somewhat rude joke one of my teachers once told me. We know that it was an Arkansan that invented the toothbrush because if anyone else had come up with it, it would have been called a teethbrush.

But... but it was a revolution. Those are, like, the literal exact opposite of loyalty.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:35 am


More entertaining than Stardust Crusaders was.
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Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
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Ameri goes to court.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Postby Eastern Equestria » Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:38 am

Ameriganastan wrote:Mayor Mare? Weak.


A lot of those make sense. Others, not so much.

Frenequesta wrote:BTW, has anyone been able to make out what DC is? No one in the comments seems to be able to point it out, and I'm not going to go through process of elimination at 2 AM.


It's the Equestrian flag.
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Postby Uberpone » Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:42 am

Ameriganastan wrote:Mayor Mare? Weak.

Heh, Gilda's got Michigan.
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Postby Slorch » Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:48 am

Ameriganastan wrote:Mayor Mare? Weak.


Vinyl and AJ...
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Postby Wilgrove » Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:11 am

Hrk....this is too cute!
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:22 am

Just watched Appleoosa's Most Wanted.

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Postby The Flutterlands » Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:31 am

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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:35 am


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This is armour. Wear it.

The Flutterlands wrote:My Little Shadowfax

Why would Shadowfax have a ring cutie mark?
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Postby The Flutterlands » Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:44 am

Ifreann wrote:
The Flutterlands wrote:My Little Shadowfax

Why would Shadowfax have a ring cutie mark?

I don't know. Why is it the One Ring of Power of all rings?
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