Advertisement

by Zeinbrad » Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:24 pm

by Bezombia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:56 pm
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies

by The Carlisle » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:03 pm
Bezkoshtovnya wrote:The Carlisle wrote:So I'm playing The Witcher 2, doing the Nekker Contract. Got caught in the Malena quest on the way. Went to the cave, thinking the Nekkers were easy.
Was proven wrong. Ver very wrong. I didn't die, but was close to it. Fucker's swarm you like zerg and they hurt like hell. Fuck, a steel blade from a bandit is easier to take than a punch from them. I ran around, regenerating my health while taking them out one by one.
Though, I must say I'm very happy to see that its not easy.
Though, I really miss group style from the last game. Would have helped.
Though, drowners are still piss easy...
Oh fuck yeah that is anything but easy, I had the same mentality thinking it was like most RPG games and it would be a simple "kill vermin and turn in quest".

by Bezkoshtovnya » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:09 pm
The Carlisle wrote:Bezkoshtovnya wrote:Oh fuck yeah that is anything but easy, I had the same mentality thinking it was like most RPG games and it would be a simple "kill vermin and turn in quest".
Well, I played the last game so I assumed it wouldn't be easy. Then again, I was basically a god at the end of the game. Drowners died in one strike with silver group. And I plowed through the toughest enemies without swallow. Aard was upgraded up the wazoo, making it so I can knock down or stun all of my opponents, giving me instakills. The end boss wasn't even tough. Group style silver on his rats until they are dead, then hard steel on him, along with taking willow and swallow with a quen for protection.
I went in with the same 'god' mentality and the game slapped me on the ass for it.
I love this game.
Dante Alighieri wrote:There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery
Charlie Chaplin wrote:Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.

by Bezombia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:48 pm
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies

by Arstotzkas » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:02 pm
Bezombia wrote:Honestly I'm just upset that Call of Duty 3 didn't end with a massive fight against zombie-robo-Hitler and his hordes of mini-zombie-robo-hitler-clones as the russians try to level Berlin before he can activate his Mustache Bomb.
That would have been a fight.

by Bezombia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:04 pm
Arstotzkas wrote:Bezombia wrote:Honestly I'm just upset that Call of Duty 3 didn't end with a massive fight against zombie-robo-Hitler and his hordes of mini-zombie-robo-hitler-clones as the russians try to level Berlin before he can activate his Mustache Bomb.
That would have been a fight.
As if Call of Duty could ever be that smart.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies

by Arstotzkas » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:06 pm
Bezombia wrote:
Hey, the puzzle/easter egg in Moon was one of the clever-est level/quest/things in any action game I've ever played. The fact that you basically need to read a novel's worth of information just to understand what you need to do, and the fact that none of that information is available in game, is worth props for the dev in my book.
But come on. Zombie robot hitler.

by Bezombia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:10 pm
Arstotzkas wrote:Bezombia wrote:
Hey, the puzzle/easter egg in Moon was one of the clever-est level/quest/things in any action game I've ever played. The fact that you basically need to read a novel's worth of information just to understand what you need to do, and the fact that none of that information is available in game, is worth props for the dev in my book.
But come on. Zombie robot hitler.
So. the boss battle of Wolfenstein 3D but with zombies?
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies

by Arstotzkas » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:12 pm

by Rob Halfordia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:21 pm
Bezombia wrote:Honestly I'm just upset that Call of Duty 3 didn't end with a massive fight against zombie-robo-Hitler and his hordes of mini-zombie-robo-hitler-clones as the russians try to level Berlin before he can activate his Mustache Bomb.
That would have been a fight.

by Bezombia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:23 pm
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies

by Bezombia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:24 pm
Rob Halfordia wrote:Bezombia wrote:Honestly I'm just upset that Call of Duty 3 didn't end with a massive fight against zombie-robo-Hitler and his hordes of mini-zombie-robo-hitler-clones as the russians try to level Berlin before he can activate his Mustache Bomb.
That would have been a fight.
And then Stalin activates the Tsar Stache, the most power Mustache Bomb on the planet.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies


by Rob Halfordia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:33 pm
Bezombia wrote:Arstotzkas wrote:
That would be a great idea actually
>shoot
>shoot
>move left
>move right
>shoot
>shoot
>move forward
>move backwards
And repeat.
You've obviously never played Call of Duty 3. If you stay in once place for more than a couple seconds you'll get mowed down.
COD3 wasn't like the later cods, it wasn't really that linear and actually required some strategizing on the part of the player.

by New Frenco Empire » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:36 pm
Rob Halfordia wrote:Bezombia wrote:
You've obviously never played Call of Duty 3. If you stay in once place for more than a couple seconds you'll get mowed down.
COD3 wasn't like the later cods, it wasn't really that linear and actually required some strategizing on the part of the player.
A quicktime event for you, and a quicktime event for you, and yes! You get one to! Quicktime events for EVERYBODY!

by Zeinbrad » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:40 pm
Bezombia wrote:
Hey, the puzzle/easter egg in Moon was one of the clever-est level/quest/things in any action game I've ever played. The fact that you basically need to read a novel's worth of information just to understand what you need to do, and the fact that none of that information is available in game, is worth props for the dev in my book.
But come on. Zombie robot hitler.

by Licana » Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:17 pm
The Corparation wrote:C&C, a series I once would have pegged as among the best game franchises of all time. And then EA happened. Which reminds me I need to look into Grey Goo more. Because a team led by some of the creators of the original C&C series making a new RTS is my kind of nostalgia.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.
Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
by Onekawa-Nukanor » Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:21 pm
Licana wrote:The Corparation wrote:C&C, a series I once would have pegged as among the best game franchises of all time. And then EA happened. Which reminds me I need to look into Grey Goo more. Because a team led by some of the creators of the original C&C series making a new RTS is my kind of nostalgia.
Well Gray Goo is out, though I'm far more interested in the upcoming Act of Aggression myself. :>

by Bralia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:07 pm
Bezombia wrote:Spoder wrote:I played that game for maybe 4 months before dropping it like a 100 pound dumbbell. When I remembered I still had it, I sold it 2 years later.
Such a PoS. The story was shit. The gameplay was okay. The gameplay was inventive, but it was far, far too easy. Not even to the point where you felt like a god, just easy. None of the cool shit was actually really practical. You just max lighting and spam it. I used the saber throw where you throw your sabers and stab the guy a few times, but that wasn't very practical.
The gunship boss on Cato Nemoidia was harder than Darth Vader.
Eh, that's fair enough. One thing that the game isn't very good at is responding to you when you have a super-high DPS.
The first one also had a much better upgrade system.
But that business on Cato Neimoidia doesn't... doesn't count.

by The Carlisle » Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:50 pm
Bezkoshtovnya wrote:The Carlisle wrote:Well, I played the last game so I assumed it wouldn't be easy. Then again, I was basically a god at the end of the game. Drowners died in one strike with silver group. And I plowed through the toughest enemies without swallow. Aard was upgraded up the wazoo, making it so I can knock down or stun all of my opponents, giving me instakills. The end boss wasn't even tough. Group style silver on his rats until they are dead, then hard steel on him, along with taking willow and swallow with a quen for protection.
I went in with the same 'god' mentality and the game slapped me on the ass for it.
I love this game.
I had never played another Witcher game at that point so I was completely bushwhacked.

by Bezkoshtovnya » Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:00 am
Bezombia wrote:Arstotzkas wrote:
That would be a great idea actually
>shoot
>shoot
>move left
>move right
>shoot
>shoot
>move forward
>move backwards
And repeat.
You've obviously never played Call of Duty 3. If you stay in once place for more than a couple seconds you'll get mowed down.
COD3 wasn't like the later cods, it wasn't really that linear and actually required some strategizing on the part of the player.
Dante Alighieri wrote:There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery
Charlie Chaplin wrote:Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.

by Bezkoshtovnya » Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:02 am
Bezombia wrote:Spoder wrote:I played that game for maybe 4 months before dropping it like a 100 pound dumbbell. When I remembered I still had it, I sold it 2 years later.
Such a PoS. The story was shit. The gameplay was okay. The gameplay was inventive, but it was far, far too easy. Not even to the point where you felt like a god, just easy. None of the cool shit was actually really practical. You just max lighting and spam it. I used the saber throw where you throw your sabers and stab the guy a few times, but that wasn't very practical.
The gunship boss on Cato Nemoidia was harder than Darth Vader.
Eh, that's fair enough. One thing that the game isn't very good at is responding to you when you have a super-high DPS.
The first one also had a much better upgrade system.
But that business on Cato Neimoidia doesn't... doesn't count.
Dante Alighieri wrote:There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery
Charlie Chaplin wrote:Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
by The Matthew Islands » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:59 am
Souseiseki wrote:as a posting career in the UK Poltics Thread becomes longer, the probability of literally becoming souseiseki approaches 1
Advertisement
Users browsing this forum: No registered users
Advertisement