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by **Penguinia-Tempor** » Wed May 06, 2015 8:14 pm

...in order to destroy the giant hippo that was about to...

by **Potato Velociraptors** » Wed May 06, 2015 8:16 pm

Penguinia-Tempor wrote:...in order to destroy the giant hippo that was about to...

eat all the potatoes in Potato Velociraptors. So,...

by **Wolfenia** » Wed May 06, 2015 8:16 pm

Play his accordion. The animal then got bored and instead…

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Thu May 07, 2015 12:18 am

wandered off intent on finding a garden to trample

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Thu May 07, 2015 9:04 am

of weeds and briars but instead found a secret marijuana crop planted by Rand Paul ...

by **Alevuss** » Thu May 07, 2015 12:04 pm

and this startled the animal. They exclaimed...

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Thu May 07, 2015 12:19 pm

I am safe in my little swamp, I will run there and hide from the ...

by **The Nation of Ceneria** » Thu May 07, 2015 5:34 pm

terrible plague that will wipe out all of mankind and...

by **Penguinia-Tempor** » Thu May 07, 2015 5:46 pm

The Nation of Ceneria wrote:terrible plague that will wipe out all of mankind and...

...bring back all of the most terrible leaders in history as robot zombies, who will then...

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Thu May 07, 2015 6:38 pm

show up for many, many oil changes at Jiffy Lube, but Meineke was jealous so they...

by **Greater Soviet Ukraine** » Thu May 07, 2015 7:09 pm

... sodomized his favorite burrito.

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Thu May 07, 2015 7:12 pm

while singing the theme song to Upstairs downstairs in Hebrew and dressed as the Prophet...

by **Greater Soviet Ukraine** » Thu May 07, 2015 8:02 pm

But then he was arrested by Catholics....

by **Penguinia-Tempor** » Thu May 07, 2015 8:03 pm

Greater Soviet Ukraine wrote:But then he was arrested by Catholics....

...who burnt him at a stake for false pretenses, the most serious of which was...

by **Greater Soviet Ukraine** » Thu May 07, 2015 8:04 pm

~~Heresy!~~

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Thu May 07, 2015 8:08 pm

and wearing white after labor day...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Fri May 08, 2015 5:41 am

but all was not as it seemed

by **Elysian Kentarchy** » Fri May 08, 2015 5:48 am

for Zombie Pope John Paul II has risen up from his grave to...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Fri May 08, 2015 6:10 am

represent the vatican at the eurovision song contest

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Fri May 08, 2015 8:23 am

But was met there by the risen zombie Pope John Paul I who claims he was murdered by the Opus Dei crowd, this caused a worldwide Ecumenical panic which...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:07 am

to some seemed to fit with the prophecy of the popes

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:21 am

just then, zombie Nostradamus stumbled out of the massive crowd and exclaimed...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:30 am

i predicted this in quatrain 000

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:53 am

and then he paused and said "brains"...

by **Elysian Kentarchy** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:34 am

Causing Zombie Reagan to walk in and say "no this is how you say it" and he moans "braaaaaaainsssss" loudly causing the Republicans who happened to be at the contest to...

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