Credit to Giovenith who actually wrote this
What I hear is equivalent to this:
"The sky is yellow!"
"No it's not, it's blue."
"It is yellow, I'm sure it is."
"No, the sky is blue, go look at it."
"I have, the sky is yellow."
"You're lying, because the sky is clearly blue. There is countless evidence of it being blue."
"Here's a picture of it as yellow!"
"How do you know that's the real sky and not photoshop? That's not evidence."
"There's tons more evidence!"
"Oh really, where is it?"
"Many people agree with me."
"And they're all wrong too."
"Do you think the sky is more of a lemon shade, or daffodil?"
"What the fuck? I've told you a million times, the sky is not fucking yellow."
"I think it's lemon."
"It is not, because the sky is fucking BLUE."
"It is yellow, I'm sure it is."
And so on, and so forth.
