Bridle Vale Falls: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

[Aelarus]

I've just been insulted by three people (this has been going on for a bit, this is the debate, my alias is kiheerSEDMAN on there if you care to read the slaughter). Can I have some pony?

[Murbleflip]

I've just been insulted by three people (this has been going on for a bit, this is the debate, my alias is kiheerSEDMAN on there if you care to read the slaughter). Can I have some pony?

No, no, definitely not.

[Aelarus]

No, no, definitely not.

Thanks. <3

[Murbleflip]

No, no, definitely not.

Thanks. <3

For what? I just told you, I'm not going to give you any pony.

[Aelarus]

For what? I just told you, I'm not going to give you any pony.

Well damn you for being so cruel.

[Auzkhia]

Cuddle

[Ifreann]

CMC Artists.
Prinsisters.
Kisses are imminent.
Does this mean Ceffy is a pony?

[Auzkhia]

Kisses are imminent.

Aw!

Does this mean Ceffy is a pony?

Yes

[Ifreann]

Kisses are imminent.

Aw!

Does this mean Ceffy is a pony?

Yes

Yay!

[Patridam]

I'm a firin' my Rainbow Dash!

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

CMC Artists.
Prinsisters.

Cute and cute.

I'm a firin' my Rainbow Dash!

Best lazer.


Morning everypony.

I think I will watch the X Files later today.

Untill then...

[Immoren]

Does this mean Ceffy is a pony?

Ceffy is best pony. *nods*



Twily

rara vs giant crab

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

rara vs giant crab

She should attack its weak point for massive damage.

[Lysset]

Assassin's Creed-related dump incoming!

"I was once a supporter of the regime. I was blind to its tyranny and of the flagrant abuses of power its leader utilized; until one day, I was thrust into the heart of it. Now, I'm on the run as an outlaw and a dissident, fighting alongside an underground resistance determined to not only restore the Princesses to their rightful places on the throne but to also bring the regime's leaders to the justice they deserve. I fight for freedom, I fight for justice... and I fight to restore my beloved mentor to her rightful place as ruler of Equestria.
My name is Twilight Sparkle.
And I am an Assassin."

"Ah never really liked the regime, but Ah never really did anythin' 'bout it. Ah simply farmed, sold mah crop, an' went on mah merry way. Then, they attacked the one thing that mattered to me more than anythin' else: mah family. Now, Ah'm determin'd to make sure that the regime pays the Ulitmate Prahce fer what they did to them, an' Ah will not stop until ev'ry last member of this regime is dead.
Mah name is Applejack.
An' Ah am an Assassin."

"I had always been standing up against the regime, from the day they took over from Princess Celestia and Luna. They did things that I always knew weren't awesome, and I knew that they needed to stand down and allow the Princesses to resume their reign. But when they hauled me in front of a hushed crowd to be publicly executed for standing up for what I believed in, I had had enough. I fought back, making sure that even if I died, I'd die on my terms--defiant, and unwilling to let the regime continue with their crimes. That was when I first met them, and joined their ranks. Now, I'm out to restore the Princesses to their thrones and to overthrow the regime and force them to face justice for what they've done.
My name is Rainbow Dash.
And I am an Assassin."

"I never wanted to take part in this. The regime had been content to let me alone so that I could tend to the animals under my care and help those in need. But when they attacked my friends, when they hauled me into the town center to watch Rainbow Dash be executed in spite of her innocence, I decided that enough was enough. I sought out those who had freed her, whom had taken her under their wing, and joined the throngs of Ponies, Dragons, Griffins, and Changelings who are daring to stand up to the regime and fight back. Now, I'm out to make sure that the regime learns that you. Do. Not. Hurt. My. Friends.
My name is Fluttershy.
And I am an Assassin."

"The regime was not what I chose. And for it I was punished: my home was taken away from me, my license to work in the fashion industry revoked (even though one does not need such a license), and my possessions were confiscated. But the moment they sought to take away my little sister, that's when I fought back. And that's when they found me. Now, I fight a regime of tyranny and injustice for the sake of fashion, for the sake of fabulosity, and for the sake of freedom. And I will not stop until I am certain that the innocent will be protected, and the guilty will be punished.
My name is Rarity.
And I am an Assassin."

"The regime took away my right to party. They sought to execute me because I was 'out of line'. And they went to great lengths to make sure I could never be alone, no matter where I went. But now, the tables have turned. They have lost the fight for their right to party, they will be executed for their crimes against everypony, and I will go to great lengths to make sure that none of them ever think that they are alone, no matter where they are.
My name is Pinkie Pie.
And I am an Assassin."

"The regime took me away from Twilight under a false pretense that I 'needed to be taken elsewhere to better serve the regime'. For weeks and months, I languished in a prison, cruelly mocked and tortured simply because I wasn't a Pony. But when things got to be their worst, when it seemed that I would be executed simply because I was different, and being different was "wrong", I was freed by a Pony in robes, who killed the guards and opened my cell door. That Pony was Twilight. And now, not only am I free, but I'm fighting alongside the Ponies, Dragons, Griffins, and Changelings who will stop at nothing to see the regime destroyed by those it oppressed.
My name is Spike.
And I am an Assassin."

"For the longest time, I believed that my greatest passion in life was rocks. It still is. But the regime has taken that away from me, and has forced me to take action. Now, I fight for the rocks I worked so hard to earn, and I won't stop until they are mine again. I was the first to fight back. I may be the last to die. But so long as I have my sister by my side, I will not be alone in this fight; for this regime has upset me... And nopony should ever upset me.
My name is Maud Pie.
And I am an Assassin."

"When the regime banned all of my music from being heard on the false pretenses that it was 'detrimental to society, against the government, and of the Devil', they knew not the Hell they had unleashed upon themselves or their forces. Now, I'm out to make all music free from the regime's tyranny, and I will not stop until the radio can blast away my wubs unrestricted. And let me make something clear here: if you try and stop me, I. WILL. KILL. YOU. Hell may have no fury like a woman scorned, but no woman scorned has a fury quite like mine!
My name is Vinyl Scratch.
And I am an Assassin."

"They burned my instruments. I burned their propaganda. They banned my music. I banned their lies. And so long as they continue to oppress and terrorize Equestria, I will not have rest. For they have chosen their fate, and I will be the one to execute it. The innocent must be protected and the guilty must be punished.
My name is Octavia Melody.
And I am an Assassin."

"The regime persecuted me because of my walleye. The claimed that I was 'imperfect', 'unclean', and that my very name 'was offensive to society as a whole'. And I took my persecution well. But when they tried to take away the one thing I loved more than anything else--my beloved daughter--I decided to show them what an infuriated mother can do. Now, nothing will stop me in my crusade to stop this regime, and bring equality and justice back to Equestria.
My name is Derpy Hooves.
And I am an Assassin."

"Cursed by the regime to wear the Alicorn Amulet, I was their yes-mare and their slave for much of their reign. Unable to fight back and stop them, every night I would scream in pain. But now, I have control over the very thing that damned me to that slave-like state, and the regime shall know the wrath of the great and powerful Pony they enslaved.
My name is Trixie.
And I am an Assassin."

The Assassin's Creed:
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember:
Nothing is true.
Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember:
Everything is permitted.
We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins.
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Assassin's Creed-related dump incoming!

"I was once a supporter of the regime. I was blind to its tyranny and of the flagrant abuses of power its leader utilized; until one day, I was thrust into the heart of it. Now, I'm on the run as an outlaw and a dissident, fighting alongside an underground resistance determined to not only restore the Princesses to their rightful places on the throne but to also bring the regime's leaders to the justice they deserve. I fight for freedom, I fight for justice... and I fight to restore my beloved mentor to her rightful place as ruler of Equestria.
My name is Twilight Sparkle.
And I am an Assassin."

"Ah never really liked the regime, but Ah never really did anythin' 'bout it. Ah simply farmed, sold mah crop, an' went on mah merry way. Then, they attacked the one thing that mattered to me more than anythin' else: mah family. Now, Ah'm determin'd to make sure that the regime pays the Ulitmate Prahce fer what they did to them, an' Ah will not stop until ev'ry last member of this regime is dead.
Mah name is Applejack.
An' Ah am an Assassin."

"I had always been standing up against the regime, from the day they took over from Princess Celestia and Luna. They did things that I always knew weren't awesome, and I knew that they needed to stand down and allow the Princesses to resume their reign. But when they hauled me in front of a hushed crowd to be publicly executed for standing up for what I believed in, I had had enough. I fought back, making sure that even if I died, I'd die on my terms--defiant, and unwilling to let the regime continue with their crimes. That was when I first met them, and joined their ranks. Now, I'm out to restore the Princesses to their thrones and to overthrow the regime and force them to face justice for what they've done.
My name is Rainbow Dash.
And I am an Assassin."

"I never wanted to take part in this. The regime had been content to let me alone so that I could tend to the animals under my care and help those in need. But when they attacked my friends, when they hauled me into the town center to watch Rainbow Dash be executed in spite of her innocence, I decided that enough was enough. I sought out those who had freed her, whom had taken her under their wing, and joined the throngs of Ponies, Dragons, Griffins, and Changelings who are daring to stand up to the regime and fight back. Now, I'm out to make sure that the regime learns that you. Do. Not. Hurt. My. Friends.
My name is Fluttershy.
And I am an Assassin."

"The regime was not what I chose. And for it I was punished: my home was taken away from me, my license to work in the fashion industry revoked (even though one does not need such a license), and my possessions were confiscated. But the moment they sought to take away my little sister, that's when I fought back. And that's when they found me. Now, I fight a regime of tyranny and injustice for the sake of fashion, for the sake of fabulosity, and for the sake of freedom. And I will not stop until I am certain that the innocent will be protected, and the guilty will be punished.
My name is Rarity.
And I am an Assassin."

"The regime took away my right to party. They sought to execute me because I was 'out of line'. And they went to great lengths to make sure I could never be alone, no matter where I went. But now, the tables have turned. They have lost the fight for their right to party, they will be executed for their crimes against everypony, and I will go to great lengths to make sure that none of them ever think that they are alone, no matter where they are.
My name is Pinkie Pie.
And I am an Assassin."

"The regime took me away from Twilight under a false pretense that I 'needed to be taken elsewhere to better serve the regime'. For weeks and months, I languished in a prison, cruelly mocked and tortured simply because I wasn't a Pony. But when things got to be their worst, when it seemed that I would be executed simply because I was different, and being different was "wrong", I was freed by a Pony in robes, who killed the guards and opened my cell door. That Pony was Twilight. And now, not only am I free, but I'm fighting alongside the Ponies, Dragons, Griffins, and Changelings who will stop at nothing to see the regime destroyed by those it oppressed.
My name is Spike.
And I am an Assassin."

"For the longest time, I believed that my greatest passion in life was rocks. It still is. But the regime has taken that away from me, and has forced me to take action. Now, I fight for the rocks I worked so hard to earn, and I won't stop until they are mine again. I was the first to fight back. I may be the last to die. But so long as I have my sister by my side, I will not be alone in this fight; for this regime has upset me... And nopony should ever upset me.
My name is Maud Pie.
And I am an Assassin."

"When the regime banned all of my music from being heard on the false pretenses that it was 'detrimental to society, against the government, and of the Devil', they knew not the Hell they had unleashed upon themselves or their forces. Now, I'm out to make all music free from the regime's tyranny, and I will not stop until the radio can blast away my wubs unrestricted. And let me make something clear here: if you try and stop me, I. WILL. KILL. YOU. Hell may have no fury like a woman scorned, but no woman scorned has a fury quite like mine!
My name is Vinyl Scratch.
And I am an Assassin."

"They burned my instruments. I burned their propaganda. They banned my music. I banned their lies. And so long as they continue to oppress and terrorize Equestria, I will not have rest. For they have chosen their fate, and I will be the one to execute it. The innocent must be protected and the guilty must be punished.
My name is Octavia Melody.
And I am an Assassin."

"The regime persecuted me because of my walleye. The claimed that I was 'imperfect', 'unclean', and that my very name 'was offensive to society as a whole'. And I took my persecution well. But when they tried to take away the one thing I loved more than anything else--my beloved daughter--I decided to show them what an infuriated mother can do. Now, nothing will stop me in my crusade to stop this regime, and bring equality and justice back to Equestria.
My name is Derpy Hooves.
And I am an Assassin."

"Cursed by the regime to wear the Alicorn Amulet, I was their yes-mare and their slave for much of their reign. Unable to fight back and stop them, every night I would scream in pain. But now, I have control over the very thing that damned me to that slave-like state, and the regime shall know the wrath of the great and powerful Pony they enslaved.
My name is Trixie.
And I am an Assassin."

The Assassin's Creed:
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember:
Nothing is true.
Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember:
Everything is permitted.
We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins.
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Awesome!

---

Best Grammar Nazi.

Best Squirtle.

Honeymoon.

[Wilgrove]

Horse MD

The ending made me LOL.

[New Babylonia]

Horse MD

The ending made me LOL.

I love how Celestia's mane is in that lol.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Poni.

[Aelarus]

Poni.

Twilight must be having a bad day.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Pone

[Auzkhia]

Pone

What sort of tomfoolery has happened?

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Pone

What sort of tomfoolery has happened?

Much silliness.

[Quidomne]

Leaving for BronyCon in 40 minutes.

NERVOUSCITED.

---

This is a fact.

---

Thank you all for the kind birthday wishes. I really appreciate it.
You'll be happy to know I received a pony lanyard as well as a Rainbow Dash mug for my birthday, the latter of which I drinking coffee out of right now.

Gotta stay fast.

And then Quid ponied at previously unheard of speeds.

All the derp and more.

Derp forever.

Always.

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*Eye of the Tiger plays in the background*

Excellent! Your boop powers will be unparalleled!

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YOU'RE A COCONUT

IFFY NO

But Quid the cricket told me to!

HE LIES

LISTEN ONLY TO THE PONIES

THEY KNOW BEST

I will neither confirm nor deny these allegations.

LAUREN I REALLY LIKE YOUR PONIES
THEY'RE SMALL AND ADORBS

Thank you! Always nice to hear from a fan!

"Look, Bon Bon. Human hands are similar to dog paws. Could humans be related to dogs?

We must investigate this hypothesis further."

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Good.

Somepony else believes me...

The fuck?

TatzlPunch.

Huh.

I like it.

Dansu~ ^_^

Birthday game!

I get married to Spitfire.

Eh, Can I have somepony else?

Derpy Hooves and I start a rebellion...

...

Does this mean Ceffy is a pony?

*Robot pony

And yes.

Assassin's Creed-related dump incoming!

"I was once a supporter of the regime. I was blind to its tyranny and of the flagrant abuses of power its leader utilized; until one day, I was thrust into the heart of it. Now, I'm on the run as an outlaw and a dissident, fighting alongside an underground resistance determined to not only restore the Princesses to their rightful places on the throne but to also bring the regime's leaders to the justice they deserve. I fight for freedom, I fight for justice... and I fight to restore my beloved mentor to her rightful place as ruler of Equestria.
My name is Twilight Sparkle.
And I am an Assassin."

"Ah never really liked the regime, but Ah never really did anythin' 'bout it. Ah simply farmed, sold mah crop, an' went on mah merry way. Then, they attacked the one thing that mattered to me more than anythin' else: mah family. Now, Ah'm determin'd to make sure that the regime pays the Ulitmate Prahce fer what they did to them, an' Ah will not stop until ev'ry last member of this regime is dead.
Mah name is Applejack.
An' Ah am an Assassin."

"I had always been standing up against the regime, from the day they took over from Princess Celestia and Luna. They did things that I always knew weren't awesome, and I knew that they needed to stand down and allow the Princesses to resume their reign. But when they hauled me in front of a hushed crowd to be publicly executed for standing up for what I believed in, I had had enough. I fought back, making sure that even if I died, I'd die on my terms--defiant, and unwilling to let the regime continue with their crimes. That was when I first met them, and joined their ranks. Now, I'm out to restore the Princesses to their thrones and to overthrow the regime and force them to face justice for what they've done.
My name is Rainbow Dash.
And I am an Assassin."

"I never wanted to take part in this. The regime had been content to let me alone so that I could tend to the animals under my care and help those in need. But when they attacked my friends, when they hauled me into the town center to watch Rainbow Dash be executed in spite of her innocence, I decided that enough was enough. I sought out those who had freed her, whom had taken her under their wing, and joined the throngs of Ponies, Dragons, Griffins, and Changelings who are daring to stand up to the regime and fight back. Now, I'm out to make sure that the regime learns that you. Do. Not. Hurt. My. Friends.
My name is Fluttershy.
And I am an Assassin."

"The regime was not what I chose. And for it I was punished: my home was taken away from me, my license to work in the fashion industry revoked (even though one does not need such a license), and my possessions were confiscated. But the moment they sought to take away my little sister, that's when I fought back. And that's when they found me. Now, I fight a regime of tyranny and injustice for the sake of fashion, for the sake of fabulosity, and for the sake of freedom. And I will not stop until I am certain that the innocent will be protected, and the guilty will be punished.
My name is Rarity.
And I am an Assassin."

"The regime took away my right to party. They sought to execute me because I was 'out of line'. And they went to great lengths to make sure I could never be alone, no matter where I went. But now, the tables have turned. They have lost the fight for their right to party, they will be executed for their crimes against everypony, and I will go to great lengths to make sure that none of them ever think that they are alone, no matter where they are.
My name is Pinkie Pie.
And I am an Assassin."

"The regime took me away from Twilight under a false pretense that I 'needed to be taken elsewhere to better serve the regime'. For weeks and months, I languished in a prison, cruelly mocked and tortured simply because I wasn't a Pony. But when things got to be their worst, when it seemed that I would be executed simply because I was different, and being different was "wrong", I was freed by a Pony in robes, who killed the guards and opened my cell door. That Pony was Twilight. And now, not only am I free, but I'm fighting alongside the Ponies, Dragons, Griffins, and Changelings who will stop at nothing to see the regime destroyed by those it oppressed.
My name is Spike.
And I am an Assassin."

"For the longest time, I believed that my greatest passion in life was rocks. It still is. But the regime has taken that away from me, and has forced me to take action. Now, I fight for the rocks I worked so hard to earn, and I won't stop until they are mine again. I was the first to fight back. I may be the last to die. But so long as I have my sister by my side, I will not be alone in this fight; for this regime has upset me... And nopony should ever upset me.
My name is Maud Pie.
And I am an Assassin."

"When the regime banned all of my music from being heard on the false pretenses that it was 'detrimental to society, against the government, and of the Devil', they knew not the Hell they had unleashed upon themselves or their forces. Now, I'm out to make all music free from the regime's tyranny, and I will not stop until the radio can blast away my wubs unrestricted. And let me make something clear here: if you try and stop me, I. WILL. KILL. YOU. Hell may have no fury like a woman scorned, but no woman scorned has a fury quite like mine!
My name is Vinyl Scratch.
And I am an Assassin."

"They burned my instruments. I burned their propaganda. They banned my music. I banned their lies. And so long as they continue to oppress and terrorize Equestria, I will not have rest. For they have chosen their fate, and I will be the one to execute it. The innocent must be protected and the guilty must be punished.
My name is Octavia Melody.
And I am an Assassin."

"The regime persecuted me because of my walleye. The claimed that I was 'imperfect', 'unclean', and that my very name 'was offensive to society as a whole'. And I took my persecution well. But when they tried to take away the one thing I loved more than anything else--my beloved daughter--I decided to show them what an infuriated mother can do. Now, nothing will stop me in my crusade to stop this regime, and bring equality and justice back to Equestria.
My name is Derpy Hooves.
And I am an Assassin."

"Cursed by the regime to wear the Alicorn Amulet, I was their yes-mare and their slave for much of their reign. Unable to fight back and stop them, every night I would scream in pain. But now, I have control over the very thing that damned me to that slave-like state, and the regime shall know the wrath of the great and powerful Pony they enslaved.
My name is Trixie.
And I am an Assassin."

The Assassin's Creed:
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember:
Nothing is true.
Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember:
Everything is permitted.
We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins.
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

You.

I love you.

Horse MD

The ending made me LOL.

Powerful.

[Auzkhia]

Leaving for BronyCon in 40 minutes.

NERVOUSCITED.

I'm Jelly

[Wilgrove]

I'll be leaving for BronyCon in the morning.

Sad ;_;