Bridle Vale Falls: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Music is edible when you're a filly.

[Auzkhia]

I love Cracked.com, but their writers never pass up an opportunity to pillory Bronies.

Cracked used to be funny when they first started their website, but since then it's gone downhill considerably. Their podcast is still pretty good though.

Haha, get wrecked Spike

Everypony hates Spike. ;P

Exactly. I listed a few.

God I wish I was Spike.

Eh, I could do without burping out letters involuntarily.

Doesn't matter to TA, he gets to live with Twilight.

[The Time Alliance]

Cracked used to be funny when they first started their website, but since then it's gone downhill considerably. Their podcast is still pretty good though.

Haha, get wrecked Spike

Everypony hates Spike. ;P

Eh, I could do without burping out letters involuntarily.

Doesn't matter to TA, he gets to live with Twilight.

Exactly. Like I said. Spike is probably the luckiest one on the show in my opinion.

Letters? Who cares. Kind of a cool power to have actually.

[Eastern Equestria]

Cracked used to be funny when they first started their website, but since then it's gone downhill considerably. Their podcast is still pretty good though.

Haha, get wrecked Spike

Everypony hates Spike. ;P

I just came up with a great idea for a family sitcom spinoff

[Wilgrove]

He is the luckiest character for another reason. Because he is so cute... give him a few years and he will break all kind of hearts.

Exactly. I listed a few.

God I wish I was Spike.

If I were you, I'd wish I was Flash Sentry. Twilight will never see Spike as anything else but a baby dragon, ergo no romantic interest, at all.

[Das Metro]

Music is edible when you're a filly.

Music is food for the soul

[Eastern Equestria]

Exactly. I listed a few.

God I wish I was Spike.

If I were you, I'd wish I was Flash Sentry. Twilight will never see Spike as anything else but a baby dragon, ergo no romantic interest, at all.

BRAD WILL NEVER BE WITH TWILIGHT.

NEH-VUHR

[The Time Alliance]

Exactly. I listed a few.

God I wish I was Spike.

If I were you, I'd wish I was Flash Sentry. Twilight will never see Spike as anything else but a baby dragon, ergo no romantic interest, at all.

Yeah but ummm..

Flash Sentry
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See's Twilight once or Twice never to see her again.
A dweeb
Goes to school

[Patridam]

Cracked used to be funny when they first started their website, but since then it's gone downhill considerably. Their podcast is still pretty good though.

Haha, get wrecked Spike

Everypony hates Spike. ;P

Eh, I could do without burping out letters involuntarily.

Doesn't matter to TA, he gets to live with Twilight.

I like Spike, but I'd hate to be the butt monkey to everyone. If I were Spike, I might hightail it to the Crystal Empire and be treated like a hero instead of a slave.

[Auzkhia]

Everypony hates Spike. ;P

I just came up with a great idea for a family sitcom spinoff

Yes. I was thinking that too.

Exactly. I listed a few.

God I wish I was Spike.

If I were you, I'd wish I was Flash Sentry. Twilight will never see Spike as anything else but a baby dragon, ergo no romantic interest, at all.

He'd rather be Comet Tail, some stallion that is commonly shipped with Twilight. But, he'd want to be Twilight's sex slave.

[Lulamoons Will]

He is the luckiest character for another reason. Because he is so cute... give him a few years and he will break all kind of hearts.

Exactly. I listed a few.

God I wish I was Spike.

But that would mean you would Change Spike. I am against that.

Exactly. I listed a few.

God I wish I was Spike.

Eh, I could do without burping out letters involuntarily.

At least he has a job. At his age. And employed to royalty. I prefer him over any royal guard.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Music is edible when you're a filly.

Music is food for the soul

Yep.

vinyl scraaaaatch

Vinyl with vinyl

[The Time Alliance]

I like Spike, but I'd hate to be the butt monkey to everyone. If I were Spike, I might hightail it to the Crystal Empire and be treated like a hero instead of a slave.

But But...That's kind of the point...

Yes. I was thinking that too.

If I were you, I'd wish I was Flash Sentry. Twilight will never see Spike as anything else but a baby dragon, ergo no romantic interest, at all.

He'd rather be Comet Tail, some stallion that is commonly shipped with Twilight. But, he'd want to be Twilight's sex slave.

This is true as well......all of it.

[Wilgrove]

If I were you, I'd wish I was Flash Sentry. Twilight will never see Spike as anything else but a baby dragon, ergo no romantic interest, at all.

Yeah but ummm..

Flash Sentry
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See's Twilight once or Twice never to see her again.
A dweeb
Goes to school

Yea, but he was Twilight's romantic interest in the movie, and he got to help her out of jams. As a result, they danced together.

[The Time Alliance]

Yeah but ummm..

Flash Sentry
--------------
See's Twilight once or Twice never to see her again.
A dweeb
Goes to school

Yea, but he was Twilight's romantic interest in the movie, and he got to help her out of jams. As a result, they danced together.

Once.

[Patridam]

I like Spike, but I'd hate to be the butt monkey to everyone. If I were Spike, I might hightail it to the Crystal Empire and be treated like a hero instead of a slave.

But But...That's kind of the point...

Yes. I was thinking that too.

He'd rather be Comet Tail, some stallion that is commonly shipped with Twilight. But, he'd want to be Twilight's sex slave.

This is true as well......all of it.

I can understand wanting to be a slave as much as I understand VW's. Yandere is the only concession I'd make even approaching being a sub.

[The Time Alliance]

But But...That's kind of the point...
This is true as well......all of it.

I can understand wanting to be a slave as much as I understand VW's. Yandere is the only concession I'd make even approaching being a sub.

I don't know if I should explain it here.

If you want to understand it better Telegram me.

But yeah. I would love to be a Slave to Twilight.

[Wilgrove]

Yea, but he was Twilight's romantic interest in the movie, and he got to help her out of jams. As a result, they danced together.

Once.

Still one more than Spike.

[Eastern Equestria]

But But...That's kind of the point...
This is true as well......all of it.

I can understand wanting to be a slave as much as I understand VW's.

...So does that mean you don't understand it or.........?

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

"Wubs?"

Vinyl Pie.

[The Time Alliance]

Once.

Still one more than Spike.

Good point. But like I said. He gets to see her once then live without her. I can't do that.

[Das Metro]

Music is food for the soul

Yep.

vinyl scraaaaatch

Vinyl with vinyl

You're a man/woman/I dunno after m'own heart.

[Lulamoons Will]

"Wubs?"

Vinyl Pie.

The Pie Family is mating like crazy, everyone is related to her!

[Patridam]

I can understand wanting to be a slave as much as I understand VW's.

...So does that mean you don't understand it or.........?

Earlier:

Not much as I do? I always wanted a Beetle.

I was going to say not at all, but your statement is true as well. I simply can't understand why anyone would want a dangerously slow, hilarously unsafe, surprisingly inefficient, and ridiculously overpriced golf cart designed by Nazis and associated with dirty hippies. But to each his own, I suppose.

[Wilgrove]

Still one more than Spike.

Good point. But like I said. He gets to see her once then live without her. I can't do that.

Beside, Spike is the butt monkey on the show, in the words of Rodney Dangerfield, he gets no respect.