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Gkalgacxia
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Postby Gkalgacxia » Wed May 21, 2014 1:26 pm

You're all talking about The Last Airbender as if it was the ultimate abortion... but have you ever seen the unspeakable horror that is...wait for it...

Son of the Mask?
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Postby New haven america » Wed May 21, 2014 1:35 pm

Gkalgacxia wrote:You're all talking about The Last Airbender as if it was the ultimate abortion... but have you ever seen the unspeakable horror that is...wait for it...

Son of the Mask?

Yes, The Last Airbender is worse.
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Postby Arana » Wed May 21, 2014 5:13 pm

Nua Corda wrote:
New haven america wrote:The Last Airbender, damn you Shamalyam(IDC how his name is spelt)


M Night Shamallamadingdong

Had such an amazing show to work with, and somehow ended up with that mess...

Anybody notice all the good guys were suddenly white, and all the bad guys were Indian or Arab?
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Postby MERIZoC » Wed May 21, 2014 5:59 pm

Arana wrote:
Nua Corda wrote:
M Night Shamallamadingdong

Had such an amazing show to work with, and somehow ended up with that mess...

Anybody notice all the good guys were suddenly white, and all the bad guys were Indian or Arab?

It's cause Shyamalan was Indian, and because he didn't want to seem like a racist, he made the Fire Nation actors Indian and Pakistani.
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Postby MERIZoC » Wed May 21, 2014 6:00 pm

Aravea wrote:Probably Thomas the Tank Engine movie or GI Joe Rise of Cobra. Heck maybe even Star Wars the Phantom Menace or Spy Kids 3D.

If Phantom Menace is one of the worst movies you've watched, you've been living under a rock.
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Postby New Sivonia » Wed May 21, 2014 6:01 pm

Jack Reacher, Oblivion, most Tom Cruise movies. Oh and also the Itty Bitty titty committee, that movie was boring and annoying.
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Postby Riysa » Wed May 21, 2014 6:01 pm

Is it unoriginal if I say its a tossup between Avatar and Prometheus?
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Postby Machina Haruspex » Thu May 22, 2014 8:13 am

Riysa wrote:Is it unoriginal if I say its a tossup between Avatar and Prometheus?


I enjoyed Prometheus when I was quite sauced. Sober or sauced I despised Avatar.
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Postby Tillania » Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:47 am

Battlefield Earth, without a doubt...
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Postby L Ron Cupboard » Sun Jun 01, 2014 3:12 am

Little Man or Strange Wilderness. Unless George Lucas has directed a film starring Nicholas Cage and Adam Sandler.
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Postby Russian people of america » Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:57 am

I'll tell you the worst ever made. Go to Netflix and watch a movie called rubber, it's about a living tire that looked at people and begins to vibrate then whoever it's looking at's head explodes, its the most boring, weirdest, most messed up movie you will ever watch in your life,
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Postby Boomhaueristan » Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:21 am

Star Wars Episode I: The JarJar Menace
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Sulania
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Postby Sulania » Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:48 am

The Last Airbender

Went to see it at the movies, fell asleep at the movies (I have chronic insomnia, it is hard to put me to sleep)

Rented it on DVD from Redbox, saw it with a friend. Fell asleep at friends house during the movie.

Brought it home, watched it without falling asleep. Realized why I fell asleep so many times while watching it, it was terrible.
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Postby New Edmonton » Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:05 am

The Haunting of Molly Hartley...completely predictable and no originality.
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Postby GARRETTLANDIA » Sun Jun 01, 2014 3:01 pm

GATTICA
Believe me, do not go into a two hour senior exam period and expect there to be a good movie.
For the time it was made, the futuristic part fit, but now, it just sucks.

RUBBER
Its about a tire that, whatever it touches, makes it blow up, or what ever it thinks about, it blows up. Incredibly gory and disgusting. At the end, it is melted and reincarnated as a tricycle, and you see a little girl go up to it and touch it.
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Postby The United Confederacy of Texas » Sun Jun 01, 2014 3:15 pm

Jack & Jill. Just no, Adam Sandler. Just no.
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-The Trade Federation-
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Postby -The Trade Federation- » Sun Jun 01, 2014 3:17 pm

500 MPH Storm.

It was utterly terrible. The acting, the scene, the plot...

It was almost pitiful. Almost.
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Postby Lavan Tiri » Sun Jun 01, 2014 3:32 pm

The names are pronounced wrong, even though they isn't any guesswork to figure it out, the Fire Nation are wimpy and can't bend like they're supposed to, and Zuko`s scar is practically invisible. Among
thousands upon thousands of issues those really stuck out and screamed for attention.
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Postby Threlizdun » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:29 pm

Anything with Adam Sandler
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Postby Transoxthraxia » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:31 pm

GARRETTLANDIA wrote:GATTICA
Believe me, do not go into a two hour senior exam period and expect there to be a good movie.
For the time it was made, the futuristic part fit, but now, it just sucks.

RUBBER
Its about a tire that, whatever it touches, makes it blow up, or what ever it thinks about, it blows up. Incredibly gory and disgusting. At the end, it is melted and reincarnated as a tricycle, and you see a little girl go up to it and touch it.


RUBBER WAS GREAT YOU TAKE THAT BACK

also, for my input,I'm gonna have to go with Spring Breakers. Huge disappointment.
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Postby Kote Rereke » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:33 pm

After Earth.

I know, cliche. But good god, that was shit.
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Postby Russian Socialist Soviet States » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:43 pm

The movie Zulu was super boring.
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Postby MERIZoC » Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:08 am

Threlizdun wrote:Anything with Adam Sandler

Yeah, pretty much this. Jack and Jill, Eight Crazy Nights, just take your pick.
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Postby Draica » Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:05 am

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Postby Buff Medway » Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:07 am

The Room.
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