Worst Movie You've Ever Seen (NO SPOILERS)

by **Thurask** » Mon May 19, 2014 1:27 pm

Disaster Movie. At least Asylum movies have the fun factor about them.

by **The Two Jerseys** » Mon May 19, 2014 2:33 pm

Nua Corda wrote:
The Victorian Empire wrote:That's a tough one. I'd have to say... Avatar. I don't understand the hype over it, it was terrible. It was more like an Anti-Imperialism documentary with lots of CGI, bad acting, and a crappy plot.

It promised way more than it delivered. If it had been billed as a fun sci-fi flick, and had the preachyness toned down a bit, it would have been way less disappointing.

You know a movie fails when you're rooting for the bad guys and hoping the hero gets shot by the end....

Just having the guy in the wheelchair ruined it for me. You seriously expect me to believe that 150 years from now they still haven't perfected stem cell therapy?

by **Nua Corda** » Mon May 19, 2014 3:16 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Nua Corda wrote:
It promised way more than it delivered. If it had been billed as a fun sci-fi flick, and had the preachyness toned down a bit, it would have been way less disappointing.

You know a movie fails when you're rooting for the bad guys and hoping the hero gets shot by the end....

Just having the guy in the wheelchair ruined it for me. You seriously expect me to believe that 150 years from now they still haven't perfected stem cell therapy?

Well, to be fair that is explained: he says they can fix your spine, VA benefits just don't cover it and he doesn't have the insurance.

by **Kumuri** » Mon May 19, 2014 7:52 pm

Spiders.
So many inconsistencies and plot holes. Let's not even get started on the inaccuracy of everything.

by **Greater Istanistan** » Mon May 19, 2014 8:40 pm

Robot Monster.

God, that was terrible.

by **Volmachtia** » Mon May 19, 2014 8:46 pm

There have been some downright wretched original "movies" on Syfy (stupid name) since they decided to stop making good shows. Sharknado is bad in an entertaining way, but some just hurt to watch, like one about evil earthquakes slowly destroying the earth or something.

There's also a painfully bad 2009 adaptation of Edgar Rice Burrough's novel A Princess of Mars, entitled Princess of Mars. Man, that pushes the boundaries of what a human can take. Wooden acting, terrible characters and extremely dull action on top of poor camera work and effects.

by **Norvona** » Tue May 20, 2014 1:43 pm

Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief. Book was brilliant, cannot say the same for the movie

by **Machina Haruspex** » Tue May 20, 2014 9:05 pm

The remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still. Why..why does Hollywood hate us so?

by **New haven america** » Tue May 20, 2014 9:35 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Nua Corda wrote:
It promised way more than it delivered. If it had been billed as a fun sci-fi flick, and had the preachyness toned down a bit, it would have been way less disappointing.

You know a movie fails when you're rooting for the bad guys and hoping the hero gets shot by the end....

Just having the guy in the wheelchair ruined it for me. You seriously expect me to believe that 150 years from now they still haven't perfected stem cell therapy?

They explained it in the start, his job didn't earn him enough money to cover something like that.

by **New haven america** » Tue May 20, 2014 9:37 pm

The Last Airbender, damn you Shamalyam(IDC how his name is spelt)

by **Nua Corda** » Tue May 20, 2014 9:49 pm

New haven america wrote:The Last Airbender, damn you Shamalyam(IDC how his name is spelt)

M Night Shamallamadingdong

by **Arkhane** » Tue May 20, 2014 9:51 pm

Dragon ball the movie

by **Infected Mushroom** » Tue May 20, 2014 9:55 pm

i can't really say what the worst movie i've seen is because i've probably forgotten it. The worst movies are the ones you forget.

But I remember i thought No Country For Old Men was really really over-rated and the whole lack of direction of the plot, attempts at poor metaphors, and one dimensional characters really irked me.

by **Gigaverse** » Tue May 20, 2014 10:00 pm

The Santa Clause 2.

C'mon, agree with me, that movie was an abomination. I deny to even watch the third part.

by **United Provinces of Akhantos** » Tue May 20, 2014 10:48 pm

Landslide.

I'm a big fan of disaster movies, even those cheap-ass gimmicks made by Asylum like Megafault and Sharknado.

Landslide is what i don't want from a disaster movie. It's right in the middle: too realistic and too unrealistic, so wrong, not funny, boring as hell, not even the bad CGI made me laugh. The plot was clichéd beyond every imagination, there is no characterization, no emotions, it's just bland. I really wanted to rewind those 90 minutes i wasted and instead spend them on something less horrendous like, y'know, Showgirls.

by **Ayreonia** » Tue May 20, 2014 11:18 pm

Arana wrote:Tie between The Lightning Thief and The Last Airbender

Come on. Sure, Lightning Thief was bad, but it was nowhere near the atrocity that was the Last Airbender.

by **Bunkeranlage** » Wed May 21, 2014 1:26 am

Ayreonia wrote:
Arana wrote:Tie between The Lightning Thief and The Last Airbender

Come on. Sure, Lightning Thief was bad, but it was nowhere near the atrocity that was the Last Airbender.

Peirce Brosnan looked totally disgusting in LT. Haven't seen the Airbender, but I heard it had nothing to do with the TV series.

by **Meritocratic States** » Wed May 21, 2014 1:30 am

I was thinking Sharknado.

But it is too good.

by **The Sunshine Territories (Ancient)** » Wed May 21, 2014 1:36 am

The Last Airbender
I don't even want to think about that movie...

by **Ayreonia** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:40 am

Bunkeranlage wrote:
Ayreonia wrote:Come on. Sure, Lightning Thief was bad, but it was nowhere near the atrocity that was the Last Airbender.

Peirce Brosnan looked totally disgusting in LT. Haven't seen the Airbender, but I heard it had nothing to do with the TV series.

Mm. I've never watched the show, so I wouldn't know. Judging it purely as a stand-alone movie, well... it's still utter crap. It could have been good with a capable director.

by **Kagtopia** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:45 am

Sparks

The votes and reviews on imdb said it was a really good movie. Turns out they were manipulated. It's a terrible movie, with terrible acting and a terrible plot. It tries way too hard to be a noir film a la Sin City, and it fails completely at it, ending up feeling like a comedy more than a dramatic thriller.

by **Eaglleia** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:57 am

Right now i'm thinking After-Earth, and Honest Trailers summed up why.

by **Shove Piggy Shove** » Wed May 21, 2014 4:52 am

I have always hated Tank Girl, and the live action Fist of the North Star was terrible as well

by **Aravea** » Wed May 21, 2014 8:27 am

Probably Thomas the Tank Engine movie or GI Joe Rise of Cobra. Heck maybe even Star Wars the Phantom Menace or Spy Kids 3D.

by **New haven america** » Wed May 21, 2014 12:35 pm

Bunkeranlage wrote:
Ayreonia wrote:Come on. Sure, Lightning Thief was bad, but it was nowhere near the atrocity that was the Last Airbender.

Peirce Brosnan looked totally disgusting in LT. Haven't seen the Airbender, but I heard it had nothing to do with the TV series.

TLA follows the entire first season of the show, except it takes out/messes up all the cool parts of the first season, turns the Fire Nation into complete whimp's(If you saw the show, you'd know why this is bad), messes with name pronunciation, and nearly every peice of dialogue is exposition.

Also, logic does not exist in the movie.

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