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Postby Master Shake » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:18 pm

California Prime wrote:"Goodburger".

Goodburger.....this can best be summed up as a nickelodeon skit that lasts about 20 times too long. It is supposed to be a comedy but there are virtually no laughs in this movie.


Honestly I thought Goodburger wasn't bad...it really isn't a contender for worst movie ever,,,
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Postby The Jahistic Unified Republic » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:40 am

Birdemic, at the risk of being cliche.

I can stand horrible acting, I really can, but the CGI was painful.

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Postby Dracoria » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:42 am

The Jahistic Unified Republic wrote:Birdemic, at the risk of being cliche.

I can stand horrible acting, I really can, but the CGI was painful.


Now there is a contender for worst movie. Certainly a lot worse than the big budget action and drama flicks some have listed.
Also, chocobos.

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Postby The Jahistic Unified Republic » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:45 am

Dracoria wrote:
The Jahistic Unified Republic wrote:Birdemic, at the risk of being cliche.

I can stand horrible acting, I really can, but the CGI was painful.


Now there is a contender for worst movie. Certainly a lot worse than the big budget action and drama flicks some have listed.

Don't pain yourself on watching the whole movie, if you haven't.

It's also weird because it cannot be spoiled due to the lack of a plot ark. It's literally world is at peace ---> world is attacked by birds.

Nothing really to spoil that the name of the damn movie hasn't already (Full title is Birdemic: Shock and Terror)

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Postby Cymrea » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:47 am

Jack and Jill.

It has been asserted that this may not actually even be a film.

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Postby Dracoria » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:47 am

The Jahistic Unified Republic wrote:
Dracoria wrote:
Now there is a contender for worst movie. Certainly a lot worse than the big budget action and drama flicks some have listed.

Don't pain yourself on watching the whole movie, if you haven't.

It's also weird because it cannot be spoiled due to the lack of a plot ark. It's literally world is at peace ---> world is attacked by birds.

Nothing really to spoil that the name of the damn movie hasn't already (Full title is Birdemic: Shock and Terror)


Sometimes I really wonder what sitting through the full movie would feel like. You know, much in the same way one wonders how bleach tastes or what it feels like to have a limb slowly sawed off.
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Postby Hyfling » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:26 am

A toss up between anything made by Happy Madison Productions (nothing but garbage) and Shyamalan's rendition of the Last Airbender (need I say more?)

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After Earth. Should have been a good space farce, instead it was just a farce.
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Postby Novoserbistan » Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:54 am

I see that nobody has posted anything in this thread for a while, so I'll do it.

Delta Force

Without a doubt, this is a bizzarely bad movie. I was expecting to see an average action movie about Chuck Norris killing terrorists, but what I got was a MESS.
The plot is about some terrorists from the Middle East hijacking an American commercial airplane which makes the US government activate the Delta Force unit, although their previous assignment (the real-life Operation Eagle Claw) ended disasterously. The plot may seem OK for a dumb action movie, but the execution is terrible. Almost the entire first half of the movie follows the 2 terrorists that manage to hijack the plane, and those scenes have some of the cheesiest and over-the-top acting that I've ever seen. Once the hijacking starts, everybody aboard the plane is running around and screaming their lungs out. I've noticed at least 4 moments when the passengers could have overpowered the terrorists but didn't. The movie also tries to follow dozens of characters in different situations, ranging from a priest in Beirut to the pilot of the hijacked plane to a US General, which is completely unnecessary and only makes the plot needlesly convoluted. So, anyways, the bad guys manage to land the plane close to their base where they can keep the hostages imprisoned (not really a spoiler, that was obviously going to happen) and then the Delta Force carries out their rescue operation. The combat scenes were done as a mixture of realistic military strategies and cheesy fight scenes that defy logic, and this combination does not work. Furthermore, Chuck Norris drives a very ridicilous vehicle that would be useless in real life. It is also worth noting that the soundtrack consists of one simple tune that keeps playing on and on during most of the movie in an almost hypnotic manner.
But please, do not take my words for granted; feel free to watch this movie to see how bad it really is.
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Postby Old Tyrannia » Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:45 pm

Don't gravedig. Start a new thread if you want to discuss this topic further.
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