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United Marxist Nations
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:29 pm

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:Well, time to stay away from the CK2 forums.

Why?
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Emilio Aguinaldo
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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:32 pm

United Marxist Nations wrote:
Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:Well, time to stay away from the CK2 forums.

Why?

I wed my sister then I wed my two children then I wed my...and so on and so forth so that I can see how inbred can one person can get.
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:38 pm

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:Why?

I wed my sister then I wed my two children then I wed my...and so on and so forth so that I can see how inbred can one person can get.

Dear god why?!
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Emilio Aguinaldo
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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:46 pm

United Marxist Nations wrote:
Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:I wed my sister then I wed my two children then I wed my...and so on and so forth so that I can see how inbred can one person can get.

Dear god why?!

Iirc, there was one guy who modded the game so that when he loaded up he is married to a ten year old for the reason of: "can I impregnate a ten year old?"
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Postby Bojikami » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:51 pm

So, I played my first EU4 game with multiplayer and... I kicked my friends asses.
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Herargon
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Postby Herargon » Sun Jun 15, 2014 2:08 am

Bojikami wrote:So, I played my first EU4 game with multiplayer and... I kicked my friends asses.

How? U didnt explain, I'm intrigued about your story :p
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Herargon
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Postby Herargon » Sun Jun 15, 2014 2:13 am

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:Dear god why?!

Iirc, there was one guy who modded the game so that when he loaded up he is married to a ten year old for the reason of: "can I impregnate a ten year old?"


That is just... sick
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Ifreann wrote:That would certainly save the local regiment of American troops the trouble of plugging your head in ye olde shittere.
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Emilio Aguinaldo
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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Sun Jun 15, 2014 2:17 am

Herargon wrote:
Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:Iirc, there was one guy who modded the game so that when he loaded up he is married to a ten year old for the reason of: "can I impregnate a ten year old?"


That is just... sick

I like how you guys say that is sick, but killing a whole dynasty is not.
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The Jonathanian States
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Postby The Jonathanian States » Sun Jun 15, 2014 2:51 am

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
Herargon wrote:
That is just... sick

I like how you guys say that is sick, but killing a whole dynasty is not.

Both are. It's just that one can be a critical strategy to secure the realm and/or expand it, while the other one is "pure" sickness for no reason.
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Emilio Aguinaldo
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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Sun Jun 15, 2014 2:54 am

The Jonathanian States wrote:
Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:I like how you guys say that is sick, but killing a whole dynasty is not.

Both are. It's just that one can be a critical strategy to secure the realm and/or expand it, while the other one is "pure" sickness for no reason.

What about my 'yo, I'm you now. Your wife is mine, your children are mine, and your kingdom is mine."
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The Jonathanian States
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Postby The Jonathanian States » Sun Jun 15, 2014 3:17 am

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
The Jonathanian States wrote:Both are. It's just that one can be a critical strategy to secure the realm and/or expand it, while the other one is "pure" sickness for no reason.

What about my 'yo, I'm you now. Your wife is mine, your children are mine, and your kingdom is mine."

I didn't quite get that first part.
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Emilio Aguinaldo
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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Sun Jun 15, 2014 3:31 am

The Jonathanian States wrote:
Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:What about my 'yo, I'm you now. Your wife is mine, your children are mine, and your kingdom is mine."

I didn't quite get that first part.

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:Grabbed king of Portugal, educated his sons, concubined his wife, concubined my wife, released his wife as concubine, married her, then ruled his country and I modded his sons to be my sons just to roleplay that their mine now. Dude is still in the oubliette.
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Wolfenium
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Wolfenium » Sun Jun 15, 2014 3:33 am

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
The Jonathanian States wrote:I didn't quite get that first part.

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:Grabbed king of Portugal, educated his sons, concubined his wife, concubined my wife, released his wife as concubine, married her, then ruled his country and I modded his sons to be my sons just to roleplay that their mine now. Dude is still in the oubliette.


That's still to secure control over a kingdom. Paedophilia doesn't seem to serve any purpose in the game beyond being extremely creepy.
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Emilio Aguinaldo
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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Sun Jun 15, 2014 3:35 am

Wolfenium wrote:
Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:


That's still to secure control over a kingdom. Paedophilia doesn't seem to serve any purpose in the game beyond being extremely creepy.

So that you can be 100% sure that the genius, attractive, strong daughter of the King of France will marry the count of Dublin?
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The Jonathanian States
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Postby The Jonathanian States » Sun Jun 15, 2014 3:37 am

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
The Jonathanian States wrote:I didn't quite get that first part.

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:Grabbed king of Portugal, educated his sons, concubined his wife, concubined my wife, released his wife as concubine, married her, then ruled his country and I modded his sons to be my sons just to roleplay that their mine now. Dude is still in the oubliette.

Oh that......
Yeah, that's just for fun :p

I have no idea, but its things that happen in P'dox games.
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Emilio Aguinaldo
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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Sun Jun 15, 2014 3:42 am

Wolfenium wrote:
Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:


That's still to secure control over a kingdom. Paedophilia doesn't seem to serve any purpose in the game beyond being extremely creepy.

Secure control? I don't think adopting his sons and marrying his wife is a nice way to secure control.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sun Jun 15, 2014 3:42 am

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:Why?

I wed my sister then I wed my two children then I wed my...and so on and so forth so that I can see how inbred can one person can get.

Look out lads, we have a Targaryen over here.
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Emilio Aguinaldo
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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Sun Jun 15, 2014 3:46 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:I wed my sister then I wed my two children then I wed my...and so on and so forth so that I can see how inbred can one person can get.

Look out lads, we have a Targaryen over here.

Which reminds me. ZOROASTRIAN TIME!
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Lunas Legion
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Sun Jun 15, 2014 3:47 am

Hanseatic Trade Empire
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The Jonathanian States
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Postby The Jonathanian States » Sun Jun 15, 2014 4:38 am


Noice. Now remove Prussia from the premises trade. Hanse Trade = Best Trade!
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Seriously though, they are first in the baltic, and high ranks in the rest of the central-european nodes.
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Lunas Legion
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Postby Lunas Legion » Sun Jun 15, 2014 4:41 am

The Jonathanian States wrote:

Noice. Now remove Prussia from the premises trade. Hanse Trade = Best Trade!
EDIT:
Seriously though, they are first in the baltic, and high ranks in the rest of the central-european nodes.


Prussia are my ally though. My only ally, since Engalnd and Spain have rivalled me, Bohemia keep attacking Prussia, Russa ask for and then break any alliances, and France don't need allies.
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Postby The Jonathanian States » Sun Jun 15, 2014 4:52 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
The Jonathanian States wrote:Noice. Now remove Prussia from the premises trade. Hanse Trade = Best Trade!
EDIT:
Seriously though, they are first in the baltic, and high ranks in the rest of the central-european nodes.


Prussia are my ally though. My only ally, since Engalnd and Spain have rivalled me, Bohemia keep attacking Prussia, Russa ask for and then break any alliances, and France don't need allies.

That's a shame. Then remove Brandenburg. Take over Norway and Sweden! Create the new Mare Nostrum! Hansa Dominium Maris Baltici = Best Dominium Maris Baltici!

Later you should continue this into V2 and create the super-capitalist republic of the Baltic Sea.
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Baltican Union
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Postby Baltican Union » Sun Jun 15, 2014 5:08 am

Image

My game right now in hoi3 :lol:
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Emilio Aguinaldo
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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Sun Jun 15, 2014 5:10 am

Baltican Union wrote:(Image)

My game right now in hoi3 :lol:

Osterreich or Lithuania?
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Postby Bralia » Sun Jun 15, 2014 5:10 am


What's the political map mode look like for your Hansa?
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