Paradox Games II

[Shaggai]

I started as the Migonids in New England. I've become the main power in the region and I'll create the kingdom when I get the money. Once I've done that, I'm going to attack Hudsonia for the holy site in Albany. With my personal levies, a tribal army, and my vassals, I should be able to crush them.

[Lyrasona]

I never realized until recently how fun it can be to play as Japan in Victoria II. It is time for China to bow beneath the steely gaze of the Emperors guns.

meanwhile in my game I'm playing as Australia and I'm completely dominating Japan :>

like full latex and bondage dominating here. hell I've probably inspired the japanese fetish industry in japan through my exploits, they got so rekt.

The UK and my Japan are good friends. Not allies, just friends. Japan hasn't had any real allies since the early 1840's when we allied with Egypt. Currently overhauling my fleet to the 20th century standards in the late 19th century and preparing to once again invade China.

[Registug]

meanwhile in my game I'm playing as Australia and I'm completely dominating Japan :>

like full latex and bondage dominating here. hell I've probably inspired the japanese fetish industry in japan through my exploits, they got so rekt.

The UK and my Japan are good friends. Not allies, just friends. Japan hasn't had any real allies since the early 1840's when we allied with Egypt. Currently overhauling my fleet to the 20th century standards in the late 19th century and preparing to once again invade China.

rip in peace japanese fleet

[Nationstatelandsville]

Since download, CK2 either runs fine without the mod appearing in the launcher or crashes, complaining of an inability to create a graphic files. I can only find the same error occurring in beta versions of EUIV.

I wonder if the graphics in the mod are so much more complex that my computer can't run them? It doesn't seem so, based on the pictures I've seen.

Are you running cosmetic DLCs? Because those may be needed or may need to be disabled.

No, plain vanilla.

[The Sanguinian Islands]

Futanari Lover had another kid.

He is attractive

[Registug]

The UK and my Japan are good friends. Not allies, just friends. Japan hasn't had any real allies since the early 1840's when we allied with Egypt. Currently overhauling my fleet to the 20th century standards in the late 19th century and preparing to once again invade China.

rip in peace japanese fleet

ahaha oh shit after that war, Japan had to dismantle its empire and then the monarchy got overthrown and killed.

[Kernan]

I have turned my liberal monarch on the way to democracy into a despotic absolute monarchy slowly revoking hte rights of the people and murdering anybody who opposes me. And as an added bonus I ended up re-instituting slavery, spreading pro-slave propaganda and forcing others into slavery...Prussia is going to be a early Third Reich

[Nationstatelandsville]

Now the game crashes completely.

I think I'll try After the End Version 0.3 instead, see if that's the problem.

[Ruridova]

Now the game crashes completely.

I think I'll try After the End Version 0.3 instead, see if that's the problem.

What version were you using?

[The Jonathanian States]

Extraction will take 2 hours and 15 minutes.

I can't complain, because computers are magic, but holy shit.

15 minutes later, as the extraction ends, it becomes clear that Windows is badly lacking in self-confidence.

Relevant

[Lykens]

So I went to download the Middle Earth mod for CKII, because Russia has become boring.

I extracted the file, did everything that the instructions told me to do, started the game, and came upon the vanilla version.

I'm not exactly sure if I did something wrong or not.

[North Lingor]

A big fan of EU4 and before that Victoria 2, however after getting EU4 I cannot stand Vicky anymore...
My favourite / most successful games in EU4 has been an Ottoman Campaign that stretched from India to Austria to Ethiopia to Vienna to Tartarstan, a Brandenburg > Prussia game where I had most of the Baltic and a GB game where I was (obviously) a large colonial power, recreating Britain's Empire.

Am I the only one that (ashamedly) sometimes loses interest after suffering a big loss, or around the 1700 mark? Around 400hrs played of EU4 and not one finished game.

[The Blaatschapen]

Am I the only one that (ashamedly) sometimes loses interest after suffering a big loss, or around the 1700 mark? Around 400hrs played of EU4 and not one finished game.

Nope.

Then again, I play extended timeline mod, so finishing a game might take a bit

Curently in another Heruli -> Denmark game, but missed out on capturing Rome (though got much of Iberia, a bit of Balkan and the area around Carthage). Roman Empire still exists in the Eastern Caucasus.

I'm thinking about restarting, going sooner to the British Isles for the manpower and then to pummel the Germanic tribes more than I used to do in this game (so that Alemanni does not sneak into Italy again with the Migration).

I want Rome, I really want that extra missionary to stop the Arian faith.

And the Migration events can be trigged by bordering the Roman empire, so my goal is to leave 1 province open in Iberia for them ^_^ Maybe that way I can trigger constant migration events and abuse those to destroy Gallia in a quick move.

[Great Houses of Xie]

The UK and my Japan are good friends. Not allies, just friends. Japan hasn't had any real allies since the early 1840's when we allied with Egypt. Currently overhauling my fleet to the 20th century standards in the late 19th century and preparing to once again invade China.

rip in peace japanese fleet

Rest in peace in peace. I have a MAC cannon that can help with that. It'll help assure a MAD destruction between the BBB France and Commonwealth.

[Ulfr-Reich]

Well, this happened.


Jerusalem owns iceland by the way (The Knights Templar of all fucking people) and is a full-blown empire. the Byzantines got their shit together, fuckin' somehow.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Well, this happened.

Dat demesne doe.

[North Lingor]

Am I the only one that (ashamedly) sometimes loses interest after suffering a big loss, or around the 1700 mark? Around 400hrs played of EU4 and not one finished game.

Nope.

Then again, I play extended timeline mod, so finishing a game might take a bit

Curently in another Heruli -> Denmark game, but missed out on capturing Rome (though got much of Iberia, a bit of Balkan and the area around Carthage). Roman Empire still exists in the Eastern Caucasus.

I'm thinking about restarting, going sooner to the British Isles for the manpower and then to pummel the Germanic tribes more than I used to do in this game (so that Alemanni does not sneak into Italy again with the Migration).

I want Rome, I really want that extra missionary to stop the Arian faith.

And the Migration events can be trigged by bordering the Roman empire, so my goal is to leave 1 province open in Iberia for them ^_^ Maybe that way I can trigger constant migration events and abuse those to destroy Gallia in a quick move.

Not a big fan of the extended timeline mod considering it effectively kills the whole 'technology' thing, considering you only get a new one every 20 years or so in that mod. Still interesting for pure warfare though.

[Ulfr-Reich]

Well, this happened.

Dat demesne doe.

This Europa doe.

Carpathia is ruled by Bavarians by the way.

[The Blaatschapen]

Nope.

Then again, I play extended timeline mod, so finishing a game might take a bit

Curently in another Heruli -> Denmark game, but missed out on capturing Rome (though got much of Iberia, a bit of Balkan and the area around Carthage). Roman Empire still exists in the Eastern Caucasus.

I'm thinking about restarting, going sooner to the British Isles for the manpower and then to pummel the Germanic tribes more than I used to do in this game (so that Alemanni does not sneak into Italy again with the Migration).

I want Rome, I really want that extra missionary to stop the Arian faith.

And the Migration events can be trigged by bordering the Roman empire, so my goal is to leave 1 province open in Iberia for them ^_^ Maybe that way I can trigger constant migration events and abuse those to destroy Gallia in a quick move.

Not a big fan of the extended timeline mod considering it effectively kills the whole 'technology' thing, considering you only get a new one every 20 years or so in that mod. Still interesting for pure warfare though.

I'm more into warfare than into technology anyway, so that's good

[Washington Resistance Army]

Dat demesne doe.

This Europa doe.

Carpathia is ruled by Bavarians by the way.

Needs more Rome

[Ulfr-Reich]

This Europa doe.

Carpathia is ruled by Bavarians by the way.

Needs more Rome :(

Sorry mate, but Mittlefrankryk endures. House Karling will rule a German reichstaat of considerable power and potency; frankly, as-of right now; Fylkir Toke af Munso of Scandinavia just declared a holy war against me. I look forward to a splendidly defensive victory because of just how heavily I consolidated power.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Now the game crashes completely.

I think I'll try After the End Version 0.3 instead, see if that's the problem.

What version were you using?

0.4, the latest version, on current update (2.3.2).

[Kernan]

I have finished rolling back reforms, my people are now my playthings with a 100% Reactionary Upper House. My next objective is to send them into the meatgrinder of Russia in dozens of pointless wars. That is...after one non-pointless one with France.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I just got two random booster packs for Victoria 2 and Hearts of Iron 3, each with three cards.

Is paradox trying to tell me something or?

DO I NEED TO BUY MORE GAMES TO APPEASE THE PARADOX GODS?

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

I just got two random booster packs for Victoria 2 and Hearts of Iron 3, each with three cards.

Is paradox trying to tell me something or?

DO I NEED TO BUY MORE GAMES TO APPEASE THE PARADOX GODS?

You need to make a sweet Euro sacrifice to the Paradox Divines. Only then will you be able to live a fulfilled life.