Frozen Thread

[Russian Socialist Soviet States]

I would be glad to give an oration over the body of Hans.

Christ he isn't dead, he was punched in the face by a sassy red head and flew off a boat into the water.

I think the punch was an allusion to Caesar's murder.

[Kelinfort]

Christ he isn't dead, he was punched in the face by a sassy red head and flew off a boat into the water.

I think the punch was an allusion to Caesar's murder.

If you think that, I have some nice beachfront property in the Mojave to sell you.

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

Christ he isn't dead, he was punched in the face by a sassy red head and flew off a boat into the water.

I think the punch was an allusion to Caesar's murder.

And I think Han's red hair is an allusion to Lucifer and when Anna punches him and he falls into the sea it represents Lucifer's fall from Heaven to Hell.

Hans and Caesar are nothing alike at all whatsoever.

[Russian Socialist Soviet States]

I think the punch was an allusion to Caesar's murder.

If you think that, I have some nice beachfront property in the Mojave to sell you.

A more plausible theory is that it represents the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

[Russian Socialist Soviet States]

I think the punch was an allusion to Caesar's murder.

And I think Han's red hair is an allusion to Lucifer and when Anna punches him and he falls into the sea it represents Lucifer's fall from Heaven to Hell.

Hans and Caesar are nothing alike at all whatsoever.

Hans looked somewhat like Napoleon.

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

If you think that, I have some nice beachfront property in the Mojave to sell you.

A more plausible theory is that it represents the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

What even no. How is the Archduke being shot by a Serbian assassin anything similar to Hans being punched off a boat for trying to murder two teenage girls?

[Todlichebujoku]

Hans looked a lot like a guy.

[Russian Socialist Soviet States]

A more plausible theory is that it represents the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

What even no. How is the Archduke being shot by a Serbian assassin anything similar to Hans being punched off a boat for trying to murder two teenage girls?

It will possibly start a World War. It is likely that the Southern isles and Weselton will partner together to form the Central Powers. Arendelle, France, and Russia would be the Entente. Alliances would then be kicked in. Then we have World War I.

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

What even no. How is the Archduke being shot by a Serbian assassin anything similar to Hans being punched off a boat for trying to murder two teenage girls?

It will possibly start a World War. It is likely that the Southern isles and Weselton will partner together to form the Central Powers. Arendelle, France, and Russia would be the Entente. Alliances would then be kicked in. Then we have World War I.

What. No. What. No.

There is no talk of alliances or any other country except fictional Arendelle, the Southern Isles, and Weselton.

The Southern Isles would not give a shit that their youngest prince was punched in the face for trying to murder two teenage girls.

[Todlichebujoku]

Hans's son, having served in the first World War that proved devastating to the Southern Isles, rises to power, declaring that blondes are the cause of all their problems and begins a genocide under cover of a new righteous war.

That better?

EDIT: I'm satirizing RSSS's stuff here, just in case someone didn't know

[Jachucz]

Hans's son, having served in the first World War that proved devastating to the Southern Isles, rises to power, declaring that blondes are the cause of all their problems and begins a genocide under cover of a new righteous war.

That better?

EDIT: I'm satirizing RSSS's stuff here, just in case someone didn't know

Don't give him any ideas:/

[Respubliko de Libereco]

If it's still "crazy theories" time, can I bring up my theory that Lord Byron intended the following song (from Manfred) to describe Hans' ultimate destiny, despite the fact Byron is far too dead to be referencing Frozen?

The Captive Usurper,
Hurl'd down from the throne,
Lay buried in torpor,
Forgotten and lone;
I broke through his slumbers,
I shiver'd his chain,
I leagued him with numbers--
He's Tyrant again!
With the blood of a million he'll answer my care,
With a nation's destruction-- his flight and despair

[Russian Socialist Soviet States]

Hans's son, having served in the first World War that proved devastating to the Southern Isles, rises to power, declaring that blondes are the cause of all their problems and begins a genocide under cover of a new righteous war.

That better?

EDIT: I'm satirizing RSSS's stuff here, just in case someone didn't know

That is just the opposite of another European leader who rose from the ashes of World War I.

[Russian Socialist Soviet States]

It will possibly start a World War. It is likely that the Southern isles and Weselton will partner together to form the Central Powers. Arendelle, France, and Russia would be the Entente. Alliances would then be kicked in. Then we have World War I.

What. No. What. No.

There is no talk of alliances or any other country except fictional Arendelle, the Southern Isles, and Weselton.

The Southern Isles would not give a shit that their youngest prince was punched in the face for trying to murder two teenage girls.

The Duke of Weselton and Prince Hans appeared to be working together.

[Kargintina]

Let it go... let it go...

[MERIZoC]

What. No. What. No.

There is no talk of alliances or any other country except fictional Arendelle, the Southern Isles, and Weselton.

The Southern Isles would not give a shit that their youngest prince was punched in the face for trying to murder two teenage girls.

The Duke of Weselton and Prince Hans appeared to be working together.

Source? (Why do I even do this)

[Pagan Hungary]

Pretty good movie, I've kind of avoided a lot of Disney movies for awhile but enjoyed this one.

[Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un]

Am I the only person who thinks that frozen is about how Europe is innocent before WWI

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

What. No. What. No.

There is no talk of alliances or any other country except fictional Arendelle, the Southern Isles, and Weselton.

The Southern Isles would not give a shit that their youngest prince was punched in the face for trying to murder two teenage girls.

The Duke of Weselton and Prince Hans appeared to be working together.

No because the Duke was a little scrub who was scared of anything that moved and had two large men with crossbows to chase it for him.

I don't see how they are allies at all. He wanted to steal royal crap from the palace, not stage a coup.

[Forty Twoania]

I hope that damn snowman dies of Global Warming

[Russian Socialist Soviet States]

Let it go... let it go...

This is to counter that song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhg2qlG2xm8

[Kelinfort]

Let it go... let it go...

This is to counter that song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhg2qlG2xm8

Are you bullshitting me? German battle music?

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

Let it go... let it go...

This is to counter that song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhg2qlG2xm8

What the actual Christ I don't even.

[Kelinfort]

If you think that, I have some nice beachfront property in the Mojave to sell you.

A more plausible theory is that it represents the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

Neither of those are rational or plausible.

[Russian Socialist Soviet States]

The Duke of Weselton and Prince Hans appeared to be working together.

Source? (Why do I even do this)

This is my sourcehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mycxnUlMRs