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Transyl
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Postby Transyl » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:05 pm

Delvosity wrote:polandball me more pl0xb0t

I'll crush your pollandball..I'll use my machete against you.
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Delvosity
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Postby Delvosity » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:12 pm

Transyl wrote:
Delvosity wrote:polandball me more pl0xb0t

I'll crush your pollandball..I'll use my machete against you.

but ive been supporting you this whole time
traitor
ill get kalakhia's son, kalakhavia to suicide bomb you
he is kabab you see
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Transyl
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Postby Transyl » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:13 pm

Delvosity wrote:
Transyl wrote:I'll crush your pollandball..I'll use my machete against you.

but ive been supporting you this whole time
traitor
ill get kalakhia's son, kalakhavia to suicide bomb you
he is kabab you see

Bomb me? Can't bomb me, I is immortal you is a fool. Stand down and bow down before the almighty Transyl.
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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
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Postby Remulia » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:14 pm

Delvosity wrote:polandball me more pl0xb0t


Image

and don't mind transyl...she's a little psychopath...
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Crysuko
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Postby Crysuko » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:15 pm

Could I trouble someone for a countryball?
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Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

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Western Vale Confederacy
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Postby Western Vale Confederacy » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:16 pm

How about a Polandball of Transyl crushing Val Halla under her feet and me and AH laughing at Val?

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Barboneia
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Founded: Sep 17, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Barboneia » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:16 pm

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:How about a Polandball of Transyl crushing Val Halla under her feet and me and AH laughing at Val?

Can i also be laughing? :>
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Remulia
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Postby Remulia » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:17 pm

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:How about a Polandball of Transyl crushing Val Halla under her feet and me and AH laughing at Val?


ehh..nope because...AH is under the ice..with me...watching the nationballs of Europa...
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Delvosity
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Postby Delvosity » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:17 pm

polandball me trying to flirt with transyl?

:rofl:
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Transyl
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Postby Transyl » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:18 pm

Delvosity wrote:polandball me trying to flirt with transyl?

:rofl:

And then my polandball stabbing his polandball with a machete.
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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
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Postby Remulia » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:32 pm

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:How about a Polandball of Transyl crushing Val Halla under her feet and me and Crysuko laughing at Val?


corrected..and here it is...

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sorry, val halla
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Kazardan
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Founded: Mar 27, 2015
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Postby Kazardan » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:00 pm

polandball me randomly saying SOCIALISM! with a super cute face in the middle of a group of other nationballs?

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Delvosity
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Postby Delvosity » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:01 pm

Transyl wrote:
Delvosity wrote:polandball me trying to flirt with transyl?

:rofl:

And then my polandball stabbing his polandball with a machete.

nevahhh
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Transyl
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Postby Transyl » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:02 pm

Delvosity wrote:
Transyl wrote:And then my polandball stabbing his polandball with a machete.

nevahhh

It is happening, you cannot stop it.
I'm Kitty!
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Proud Fascist!
Proud member of the Anti-Democracy League!
Yandere!
Ancient Humans is the love of my life! Touch him and you'll face my wrath!
Creepwood Apple-Loosa and Xanama are my Kawaii Friends! :3

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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
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Postby Remulia » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:04 pm

Transyl wrote:
Delvosity wrote:nevahhh

It is happening, you cannot stop it.


eh..i don't see any comic of you doing that..so, you are not doing that...
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The Eastern Seaboard of America
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Founded: Mar 23, 2015
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Postby The Eastern Seaboard of America » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:04 pm

eh, i want one sur
If you want to know about my Military, I take 2% of my current population and divide it in 1/4 for each branch.

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Transyl
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Postby Transyl » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:05 pm

My polandball, should be as psychotic as I am...I'd make sense.
I'm Kitty!
About me
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Proud Fascist!
Proud member of the Anti-Democracy League!
Yandere!
Ancient Humans is the love of my life! Touch him and you'll face my wrath!
Creepwood Apple-Loosa and Xanama are my Kawaii Friends! :3

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Western Vale Confederacy
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Founded: Nov 09, 2014
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Postby Western Vale Confederacy » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:06 pm

Okay, my next request for a Polandball comic is a little complicated...

So it starts with me and Transyl (make her hold a machete) on board of an airship, me piloting it. I comment on how my airship cuts through the air like a beast, Transyl reminds me there is no air on Europa, I look at her in a startled way and the airship crashes through the ice and to the bottom of the ocean right beside AH and the others. It ends with Transyl calling me an idiot and AH staring at me unimpressed.

Complicated, but awesome.

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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
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Postby Remulia » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:06 pm

Transyl wrote:My polandball, should be as psychotic as I am...I'd make sense.


your pollandball is psycho...
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Remulia
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Postby Remulia » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:07 pm

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Okay, my next request for a Polandball comic is a little complicated...

So it starts with me and Transyl (make her hold a machete) on board of an airship, me piloting it. I comment on how my airship cuts through the air like a beast, Transyl reminds me there is no air on Europa, I look at her in a startled way and the airship crashes through the ice and to the bottom of the ocean right beside AH and the others. It ends with Transyl calling me an idiot and AH staring at me unimpressed.

Complicated, but awesome.


working of that..i love the concept
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Delvosity
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Postby Delvosity » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:08 pm

Kazardan wrote:polandball me randomly saying SOCIALISM! with a super cute face in the middle of a group of other nationballs?

nop
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The New American commonwealth
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Founded: Mar 07, 2014
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Postby The New American commonwealth » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:34 pm

I have another request as well, if you shall permit it.
So, it begins where that last one where Transyl crushed Val Halla, and now she is stabbing Vals remains, but then, a U-boat surfaces from the ice, throwing Transyl, The Western Vale Confederacy and Crysoku up in the air, and then the 'NACtangle' pops out of the hatch, and says "Surpries Frauline's!" and then just look around for where they went, and says "Vhere dd zhey go?" and then they all fall down onto the U-boat hatch, slaming the NACtangle back into the U-boat.
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Barboneia
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Barboneia » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:39 pm

The New American commonwealth wrote:I have another request as well, if you shall permit it.
So, it begins where that last one where Transyl crushed Val Halla, and now she is stabbing Vals remains, but then, a U-boat surfaces from the ice, throwing Transyl, The Western Vale Confederacy and Crysoku up in the air, and then the 'NACtangle' pops out of the hatch, and says "Surpries Frauline's!" and then just look around for where they went, and says "Vhere dd zhey go?" and then they all fall down onto the U-boat hatch, slaming the NACtangle back into the U-boat.

It's spelt "fräuleins".
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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:40 pm

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Okay, my next request for a Polandball comic is a little complicated...

So it starts with me and Transyl (make her hold a machete) on board of an airship, me piloting it. I comment on how my airship cuts through the air like a beast, Transyl reminds me there is no air on Europa, I look at her in a startled way and the airship crashes through the ice and to the bottom of the ocean right beside AH and the others. It ends with Transyl calling me an idiot and AH staring at me unimpressed.

Complicated, but awesome.



Image

did it..it wasn't so complicated to draw.
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The New American commonwealth
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Postby The New American commonwealth » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:44 pm

Barboneia wrote:
The New American commonwealth wrote:I have another request as well, if you shall permit it.
So, it begins where that last one where Transyl crushed Val Halla, and now she is stabbing Vals remains, but then, a U-boat surfaces from the ice, throwing Transyl, The Western Vale Confederacy and Crysoku up in the air, and then the 'NACtangle' pops out of the hatch, and says "Surpries Frauline's!" and then just look around for where they went, and says "Vhere dd zhey go?" and then they all fall down onto the U-boat hatch, slaming the NACtangle back into the U-boat.

It's spelt "fräuleins".

Damn google translate!
But thank you for correcting me....

Ye Grammar Nazi....

But isn't it stanard for Pollandballs to use incorrect grammar....
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