Epic Rap Battles of History Thread

by **Russian Socialist Soviet States** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:14 pm

This thread is to discuss and post Epic Rap Battles of History. This is my favorite one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2z0nrsQ8o

by **Cuprum** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:32 pm

My favourite is Eastern bunny vs Genghis Khan

by **Russian Socialist Soviet States** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:05 am

Does anyone think Queen Elsa vs. Stalin should be a rap battle?

by **Oba Shembo** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:21 am

Russian Socialist Soviet States wrote:Does anyone think Queen Elsa vs. Stalin should be a rap battle?

No. But if they did, Elsa would win. Not because I like her, just because she can sing properly.

by **Russian Socialist Soviet States** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:23 am

Oba Shembo wrote:
Russian Socialist Soviet States wrote:Does anyone think Queen Elsa vs. Stalin should be a rap battle?

No. But if they did, Elsa would win. Not because I like her, just because she can sing properly.

Stalin has the better lines though.

by **The Scientific States** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:24 am

I do enjoy ERB. RSS, you might want to expand the OP, so the thread isn't locked.

Anyways, I think Rasputin vs Stalin, and Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra were the best.

by **Oba Shembo** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:24 am

Russian Socialist Soviet States wrote:Stalin has the better lines though.

Perhaps. But the difference is that one of them smoked and the other didn't.

by **Bering** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:25 am

Oba Shembo wrote:
Russian Socialist Soviet States wrote:Stalin has the better lines though.

Perhaps. But the difference is that one of them smoked and the other didn't.

BUT, Stalin has his stache on his side

by **Oba Shembo** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:26 am

Bering wrote:BUT, Stalin has his stache on his side

That is true. As we all know, a moustache shaped like a yard brush is a must-have for any rapper.

by **Lunas Legion** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:27 am

Best ERB has to be the first Vader vs Hitler (second was meh, third was crap), or the Russian Free-for-All.

by **-The Unified Earth Governments-** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:30 am

Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood, Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali, Rick Grimes vs Walter White, Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong, Adam vs Eve, and Mozart vs Skrillex are my favorites, and it shard to narrow that down.

by **Polski Swiety Imperium** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:33 am

Oba Shembo wrote:
Russian Socialist Soviet States wrote:Does anyone think Queen Elsa vs. Stalin should be a rap battle?

No. But if they did, Elsa would win. Not because I like her, just because she can sing properly.

And then she would be executed of course.

by **Oba Shembo** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:38 am

Polski Swiety Imperium wrote:And then she would be executed of course.

If not for being counter-revolutionary, then she would be placed in the Gulags for being a capitalist pig-dog oppressor.

by **Polski Swiety Imperium** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:42 am

Oba Shembo wrote:
Polski Swiety Imperium wrote:And then she would be executed of course.

If not for being counter-revolutionary, then she would be placed in the Gulags for being a capitalist pig-dog oppressor.

She would freeze to death! (See what I did there?)

by **Oba Shembo** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:45 am

Polski Swiety Imperium wrote:
She would freeze to death! (See what I did there?)

I do. But if my memory serves correctly, it was that other one that got frozen. The tedious one that fell in love with the weird guy with the dodgy sideburns.

And yes, I know you are joking.

by **Polski Swiety Imperium** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:46 am

Oba Shembo wrote:
Polski Swiety Imperium wrote:
She would freeze to death! (See what I did there?)

I do. But if my memory serves correctly, it was that other one that got frozen. The tedious one that fell in love with the weird guy with the dodgy sideburns.

And yes, I know you are joking.

Not to derail, but I've never seen frozen.

by **Stormhound** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:48 am

Lunas Legion wrote:Best ERB has to be the first Vader vs Hitler (second was meh, third was crap), or the Russian Free-for-All.

I didn't really see a point for a second one. Much less for a third.

by **Oba Shembo** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:49 am

Polski Swiety Imperium wrote:
Not to derail, but I've never seen frozen.

I presumed so. That's why I included that part about weird-sideburns man and tedious-voice girl.

But back on topic, I think they should do Joffrey Baratheon versus Steven Gerrard.

by **Eastern Equestria** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:49 am

The one with Rasputin, Stalin, Lenin, Gorbachev, and Putin was the best one.

by **Yitzchak Winternitz** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:49 am

Obama vs Romney for the win!!

by **Polski Swiety Imperium** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:52 am

Eastern Equestria wrote:The one with Rasputin, Stalin, Lenin, Gorbachev, and Putin was the best one.

Amen.

by **Nuridia** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:53 am

I loved the Vader vs Hitler trilogy, Vader won every single time. After that it's Joan vs Miley, then Skrillex vs Mozart, Bob Ross vs Picasso, I actually like a lot of them but I'm not going to list them all here. Hitler vs Vader is my top favorite though.

by **Yitzchak Winternitz** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:59 am

Eastern Equestria wrote:The one with Rasputin, Stalin, Lenin, Gorbachev, and Putin was the best one.

Good but not the best!!

by **Bering** » Thu May 15, 2014 12:21 pm

Polski Swiety Imperium wrote:
Eastern Equestria wrote:The one with Rasputin, Stalin, Lenin, Gorbachev, and Putin was the best one.

Amen.

I like the number of plot twists it had.

by **Latinistan** » Thu May 15, 2014 12:55 pm

As a Queen-Loving State, we have endorsed the Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury battle as the greatest. Mr. Mercury wiped the floor with Sinatra.

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