Many Bothans Died To Bring You THE STAR WARS THREAD

[Zatak]

Star Wars is okay, if you've never seen Star Trek.

EDIT: We'll be able to bond over JJ Abrahms mucking both franchises up.

Well he is part of the prior holy trinity of cinema.....

[The Rich Port]

Star Wars is okay, if you've never seen Star Trek.

EDIT: We'll be able to bond over JJ Abrahms mucking both franchises up.

Star Trek is a COMPLETELY different franchise; shit, they even have different format births.

Star Wars was born as a movie, Star Trek as a TV show.

[The Romulan Republic]

I'm sure Leia knows.

Yeah, rape is cool.

Troglodytes.

[The Romulan Republic]

Trandoshians.

How old is Jabba the hutt anyway?

Also this conversation makes that crappy animated Star Wars Clone Wars movie plot....horrifying.

There ya go.

How old WAS he. Erm... I think he was like 500 years or something like that.

Ooooh, as much as I hate Asoka, I like thinking bondage things about her.

So you're into violent child molestation.

I'll try to ignore anything you say from now on. I have half a mind to report this in Moderation.

[Transnapastain]

There ya go.

How old WAS he. Erm... I think he was like 500 years or something like that.

Ooooh, as much as I hate Asoka, I like thinking bondage things about her.

So you're into violent child molestation.

I'll try to ignore anything you say from now on. I have half a mind to report this in Moderation.

I wouldn't, since there's nothing actionable here.

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I thought I'd throw out, especially for the older crowd, that GOG has both X-Wing and TIE fighter games for sale a 10$ a piece. Fully functional on modern systems with modern joysticks and controllers.

[Zatak]

So you're into violent child molestation.

I'll try to ignore anything you say from now on. I have half a mind to report this in Moderation.

I wouldn't, since there's nothing actionable here.

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I thought I'd through out, especially for the older crowd, that GOG has both X-Wing and TIE fighter games for sale a 10$ a piece. Fully functional on modern systems with modern joysticks and controllers.

They do!?

I'll be back in a bit........

[The Rich Port]

There ya go.

How old WAS he. Erm... I think he was like 500 years or something like that.

Ooooh, as much as I hate Asoka, I like thinking bondage things about her.

So you're into violent child molestation.

I'll try to ignore anything you say from now on. I have half a mind to report this in Moderation.

Relax. It's a joke.

Besides... Isn't she an adult by the time the series ends?

Also... George Lucas/his cronies are way creepier than me because they actually used their drawing talents and whatnot to put her in a slave collar and cuffs already... Slaves of the Empire. Look it up.

[MERIZoC]

….*reads the previous page*

Well….that was interesting.

[MERIZoC]

So you're into violent child molestation.

I'll try to ignore anything you say from now on. I have half a mind to report this in Moderation.

Relax. It's a joke.

Besides... Isn't she an adult by the time the series ends?

Nope. She was about 16 or 17 at the end of the Clone Wars, and the show didn't even go that far.

BTW, dunno if this has been mentioned yet, but the new movie is named The Force Awakens.

[The Rich Port]

Relax. It's a joke.

Besides... Isn't she an adult by the time the series ends?

Nope. She was about 16 or 17 at the end of the Clone Wars, and the show didn't even go that far.

BTW, dunno if this has been mentioned yet, but the new movie is named The Force Awakens.

Well, I thought she was.

Or I'm just remembering her from that one episode where she looks into the future and sees herself as an adult.

A hot Twi'lek rip-off.

[MERIZoC]

Nope. She was about 16 or 17 at the end of the Clone Wars, and the show didn't even go that far.

BTW, dunno if this has been mentioned yet, but the new movie is named The Force Awakens.

Well, I thought she was.

Or I'm just remembering her from that one episode where she looks into the future and sees herself as an adult.

A hot Twi'lek rip-off.

Indeed.

[Zatak]

Nope. She was about 16 or 17 at the end of the Clone Wars, and the show didn't even go that far.

BTW, dunno if this has been mentioned yet, but the new movie is named The Force Awakens.

Well, I thought she was.

Or I'm just remembering her from that one episode where she looks into the future and sees herself as an adult.

A hot Twi'lek rip-off.

Can i ask a question Mr. Richport!

[The Rich Port]

Well, I thought she was.

Or I'm just remembering her from that one episode where she looks into the future and sees herself as an adult.

A hot Twi'lek rip-off.

Can i ask a question Mr. Richport!

Uh, sure.

[Zatak]

Can i ask a question Mr. Richport!

Uh, sure.

Why must everything be sexual with you?

[The Rich Port]

Uh, sure.

Why must everything be sexual with you?

I like thinking about sex. I'm a sexual and sexy man, I make no bones about that.

It's a perspective through which you can analyze the world; everything has characteristics of sex.

Exchanges, not only of fluid, but of ideas, of concerns, of experiences; intimacy, not only physical, but psychological, professional, social, aesthetic; and so on.

When you consent, in your mind, to listen to a person's thoughts, it can be said you are consenting to intellectual coitus with them. And it might be good, and it might be awkward. In the butt.

So, when you read Star Wars, you're actually having sex with George Lucas's ideas. In the butt.

[Bearon]

Why must everything be sexual with you?

I like thinking about sex. I'm a sexual and sexy man, I make no bones about that.

It's a perspective through which you can analyze the world; everything has characteristics of sex.

Exchanges, not only of fluid, but of ideas, of concerns, of experiences; intimacy, not only physical, but psychological, professional, social, aesthetic; and so on.

When you consent, in your mind, to listen to a person's thoughts, it can be said you are consenting to intellectual coitus with them. And it might be good, and it might be awkward. In the butt.

So, when you read Star Wars, you're actually having sex with George Lucas's ideas. In the butt.

*Slow Clap*

[The Rich Port]

Relevant

[Bearon]

Relevant

I watched that months ago. xD Subscribed to Cracked and everything.

[Transnapastain]

If we're posting relavent videos, have you all seen these?

Star Wars Tie Fighter Animation
The Death Star was an Inside Job

[The Rich Port]

Relevant

I watched that months ago. xD Subscribed to Cracked and everything.

... I just realized they put out a new video...

Anyway, back to Hutts.

Wookiepedia and the EU rarely talk about Hutts that are not privileged in Hutt society. Hutts see all of their species as gods compared to other species, so I'm wondering what ethical issues arise when a Hutt doesn't fit into society and what that Hutt would be like.

Like, Hutt Stormtroopers. It's a risky, labor-intensive job, so why would a Hutt ever take it? And yet, they apparently existed. And Hutt Jedi. What the hell does a Hutt Jedi think of the Force?

Also, I never recall the book addressing different kinds of genetic material. Like, in Mass Effect, they invented the schism of dextroamino acids for... Some reason. Would a Trandoshan be able to have sex with a human without there being risk of an allergic reaction or something? Or, shit, could a Rodian just eat human food? Could a Hutt?

And, search deep in yourselves... If you had to, would have sex with a Hutt? What might you find attractive? What would you be disgusted by, other than the obvious?

[Spoder]

I would disgusted by the fact that I'm with somebody whose entire species basically objectifies everything and believes that the universe belongs to them and engage in horrible practices like slavery and human trafficking.

[Transnapastain]

I watched that months ago. xD Subscribed to Cracked and everything.

... I just realized they put out a new video...

Anyway, back to Hutts.

Wookiepedia and the EU rarely talk about Hutts that are not privileged in Hutt society. Hutts see all of their species as gods compared to other species, so I'm wondering what ethical issues arise when a Hutt doesn't fit into society and what that Hutt would be like.

Like, Hutt Stormtroopers. It's a risky, labor-intensive job, so why would a Hutt ever take it? And yet, they apparently existed. And Hutt Jedi. What the hell does a Hutt Jedi think of the Force?

Also, I never recall the book addressing different kinds of genetic material. Like, in Mass Effect, they invented the schism of dextroamino acids for... Some reason. Would a Trandoshan be able to have sex with a human without there being risk of an allergic reaction or something? Or, shit, could a Rodian just eat human food? Could a Hutt?

And, search deep in yourselves... If you had to, would have sex with a Hutt? What might you find attractive? What would you be disgusted by, other than the obvious?

One of the Rouge Squadron books touched on inter-species relationships briefly. We know that Gamorreans tend to give and receive love "nips", with those massive tusks on thick hide. We know that Selonians and humans are sexually compatible, as well as humans and Bothans. Its implied that humans and Gamorreans are compatible in one of the Wraith Squadron books.

[The Rich Port]

... I just realized they put out a new video...

Anyway, back to Hutts.

Wookiepedia and the EU rarely talk about Hutts that are not privileged in Hutt society. Hutts see all of their species as gods compared to other species, so I'm wondering what ethical issues arise when a Hutt doesn't fit into society and what that Hutt would be like.

Like, Hutt Stormtroopers. It's a risky, labor-intensive job, so why would a Hutt ever take it? And yet, they apparently existed. And Hutt Jedi. What the hell does a Hutt Jedi think of the Force?

Also, I never recall the book addressing different kinds of genetic material. Like, in Mass Effect, they invented the schism of dextroamino acids for... Some reason. Would a Trandoshan be able to have sex with a human without there being risk of an allergic reaction or something? Or, shit, could a Rodian just eat human food? Could a Hutt?

And, search deep in yourselves... If you had to, would have sex with a Hutt? What might you find attractive? What would you be disgusted by, other than the obvious?

One of the Rouge Squadron books touched on inter-species relationships briefly. We know that Gamorreans tend to give and receive love "nips", with those massive tusks on thick hide. We know that Selonians and humans are sexually compatible, as well as humans and Bothans. Its implied that humans and Gamorreans are compatible in one of the Wraith Squadron books.

I actually had to look up Selonians because I'm not a huge nerd.

I think the EU authors were secretly furries...

Also, whoever looked at Gamorreans and thought they were relationship material but not Hutts... HYPOCRITES.

I would disgusted by the fact that I'm with somebody whose entire species basically objectifies everything and believes that the universe belongs to them and engage in horrible practices like slavery and human trafficking.

And yet, Sith are seen as cool by some people.

Hutts for evil empire any day: who's with me?

[Spoder]

We were talking about Dark Troopers (almost all of whom are droids) in the gamers thread.

A terrifying thought crossed my mind.


Droid revolution. Most Dark Troopers were droids.

[Transnapastain]

One of the Rouge Squadron books touched on inter-species relationships briefly. We know that Gamorreans tend to give and receive love "nips", with those massive tusks on thick hide. We know that Selonians and humans are sexually compatible, as well as humans and Bothans. Its implied that humans and Gamorreans are compatible in one of the Wraith Squadron books.

I actually had to look up Selonians because I'm not a huge nerd.

I think the EU authors were secretly furries...

Also, whoever looked at Gamorreans and thought they were relationship material but not Hutts... HYPOCRITES.

I won't disagree...but it probably had something to do with there being a Gamorrean pilot in the book.....it was a stretch to make that happen, I don't think we're getting a Hutt into an X-wing