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[The Rich Port]

As long as I get to have a sex scene, I'm fine with playing a Hutt.

Of course you would say that.

Oh, you know me so well. I'm flattered.

KISS MEH.

[Bearon]

Hutt sex is da best sex.

[Spoder]

It's funny because Hutts are asexual.

[The Rich Port]

It's funny because Hutts are asexual.

Actually, Hutts can reproduce both asexually and sexually.

How do they do it sexually? The answer is too horrifying to ponder.

[Zeinbrad]

It's funny because Hutts are asexual.

Actually, Hutts can reproduce both asexually and sexually.

How do they do it sexually? The answer is too horrifying to ponder.

I'm sure Leia knows.

[The Rich Port]

Actually, Hutts can reproduce both asexually and sexually.

How do they do it sexually? The answer is too horrifying to ponder.

I'm sure Leia knows.

Actually, I think it was pretty clear Jabba is very much a Hutt and Hutts just show off humanoid figures as a way to establish social dominance.

I think it quite possibly has to do with their physiology being so different from humanoid ones, which seem to be most prevalent.

[Zeinbrad]

I'm sure Leia knows.

Actually, I think it was pretty clear Jabba is very much a Hutt and Hutts just show off humanoid figures as a way to establish social dominance.

I think it quite possibly has to do with their physiology being so different from humanoid ones, which seem to be most prevalent.

I wonder how many slave girls Jabba, or Hutts in general, go through.

[The Rich Port]

Actually, I think it was pretty clear Jabba is very much a Hutt and Hutts just show off humanoid figures as a way to establish social dominance.

I think it quite possibly has to do with their physiology being so different from humanoid ones, which seem to be most prevalent.

I wonder how many slave girls Jabba, or Hutts in general, go through.

Well, proportionately, a lot, but I'm pretty sure there were other, more vicious Hutts out there.

Besides, how much you wanna bet that there are slavers that aren't Hutts?

[Bearon]

Actually, Hutts can reproduce both asexually and sexually.

How do they do it sexually? The answer is too horrifying to ponder.

I'm sure Leia knows.

[Zeinbrad]

I wonder how many slave girls Jabba, or Hutts in general, go through.

Well, proportionately, a lot, but I'm pretty sure there were other, more vicious Hutts out there.

Besides, how much you wanna bet that there are slavers that aren't Hutts?

Trandoshians.

How old is Jabba the hutt anyway?

Also this conversation makes that crappy animated Star Wars Clone Wars movie plot....horrifying.

[The Rich Port]

Well, proportionately, a lot, but I'm pretty sure there were other, more vicious Hutts out there.

Besides, how much you wanna bet that there are slavers that aren't Hutts?

Trandoshians.

How old is Jabba the hutt anyway?

Also this conversation makes that crappy animated Star Wars Clone Wars movie plot....horrifying.

There ya go.

How old WAS he. Erm... I think he was like 500 years or something like that.

Ooooh, as much as I hate Asoka, I like thinking bondage things about her.

[Zeinbrad]

Trandoshians.

How old is Jabba the hutt anyway?

Also this conversation makes that crappy animated Star Wars Clone Wars movie plot....horrifying.

There ya go.

How old WAS he. Erm... I think he was like 500 years or something like that.

Ooooh, as much as I hate Asoka, I like thinking bondage things about her.

When did he chronologically first appear?

[The Rich Port]

There ya go.

How old WAS he. Erm... I think he was like 500 years or something like that.

Ooooh, as much as I hate Asoka, I like thinking bondage things about her.

When did he chronologically first appear?

He was in The Phantom Menace, and the EU gives him some backstory.

[Zeinbrad]

When did he chronologically first appear?

He was in The Phantom Menace, and the EU gives him some backstory.

In the wiki there's a little side note from George Lucas.

"Jabba The Hutt is based off The Rich Port."

[The Rich Port]

He was in The Phantom Menace, and the EU gives him some backstory.

In the wiki there's a little side note from George Lucas.

"Jabba The Hutt is based off The Rich Port."

>:p

I wish I could afford slave girls...

[Zatak]

In the wiki there's a little side note from George Lucas.

"Jabba The Hutt is based off The Rich Port."

>:p

I wish I could afford slave girls...

You can't?

I thought you has the power to make slave girls appear....

I have to use my TOTALLY NON EXISTENT criminal organization....

[Zatak]

Trandoshians.

How old is Jabba the hutt anyway?

Also this conversation makes that crappy animated Star Wars Clone Wars movie plot....horrifying.

There ya go.

How old WAS he. Erm... I think he was like 500 years or something like that.

Ooooh, as much as I hate Asoka, I like thinking bondage things about her.

........ Asoka+Bondage = ?????

[The Rich Port]

It's funny because I admire Hutts because they're so assbackwards to what I believe, and yet I can't disagree with their pragmatism.

They're better than Sith, at least, who masquerade their vicious pragmatism under religious bullshit.

"If not us, then someone else. So why not us?"

There ya go.

How old WAS he. Erm... I think he was like 500 years or something like that.

Ooooh, as much as I hate Asoka, I like thinking bondage things about her.

........ Asoka+Bondage = ?????

Hey, man, Jedi are toned as shit, probably.

I happen to think Asoka is a sprightly and bubbly young... Twi'lek rip-off.

[Bearon]

Wasn't Jabba near a 1,000 years old?

[The Rich Port]

Wasn't Jabba near a 1,000 years old?

Meh, I dunno... Why does it matter?

Well, other than my Hutt/Human romance being feasible, but meh.

But, bah, details details.

[Zeinbrad]

I had a great idea.

A Star Wars Rap battle tournament.

[The Rich Port]

I had a great idea.

A Star Wars Rap battle tournament.

... I don't think any of us can rap... Or be clever about Star Wars.

[Zeinbrad]

I had a great idea.

A Star Wars Rap battle tournament.

... I don't think any of us can rap... Or be clever about Star Wars.

But it's funny to think about it.

[Raurosia]

Star Wars is okay, if you've never seen Star Trek.

EDIT: We'll be able to bond over JJ Abrahms mucking both franchises up.

[Zeinbrad]

Star Wars is okay, if you've never seen Star Trek.

Or have an opinion or am not interested in Star Trek or don't like Star Trek.