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Which is your favorite sentient Star Wars race?

Wookies. Because fur is hot... And murder.
39
8%
Twi'leks. Because slugs are hot.
131
27%
Tusken Raiders. A little rape fantasy never hurt anybody.
33
7%
Jawas. Lots of little hands touching me is hot.
22
4%
Hutts. BIG. NASTY. RUDE. SWEATY. HOT.
13
3%
Ewoks. Because creepy ugly teddy bears are hot.
30
6%
Bothans. I hear they die a lot. And that's hot.
27
5%
Trandoshans. Because lizards are hot.
12
2%
Rodians. Because... I don't know anymore. Reptilian ant-eaters are hot?
13
3%
Other. Because my God there's a lot of alien species in Star Wars. And they're ALL hot.
171
35%
 
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:59 pm

Danceria wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:

OH GoD

THERE IS NO GOD, ONLY JAR JAR BINKS.


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Postby Danceria » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:34 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Danceria wrote:OH GoD

THERE IS NO GOD, ONLY JAR JAR BINKS.

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Postby The first Galactic Republic » Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:08 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Danceria wrote:OH GoD

THERE IS NO GOD, ONLY JAR JAR BINKS.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/ori ... 47/764.jpg
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:22 pm

The first Galactic Republic wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:THERE IS NO GOD, ONLY JAR JAR BINKS.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/ori ... 47/764.jpg

The hurt, I bring it. I bring the hurt so hard, Kylo Ren never got over it.


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Postby Havl » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:05 am

Danceria wrote:Hey again.

This is a Star Wars discussion thread, not Facebook.

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:58 am

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Postby Zanera » Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:02 pm



I think red might better suit him. Just because you're a Sith doesn't necessarily mean you have to wear black, Jar Jar.
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Postby Anywhere Else But Here » Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:53 pm


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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:54 pm

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:

Forum rules keep me from flaming you. Kindly check the comments beneath any YouTube video to get an idea of how much I hate you right now.

Mwahhahaha Gooooood anywhere goooood.
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Postby Alekseandrea » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:04 pm

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Postby The first Galactic Republic » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:45 pm

Did you ever hear the tale of Jar Jar?
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Postby Anywhere Else But Here » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:48 pm

The first Galactic Republic wrote:Did you ever hear the tale of Jar Jar?

Not a story the Jedi would tell you, if they had any concept of human dignity.
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Postby The first Galactic Republic » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:53 pm

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
The first Galactic Republic wrote:Did you ever hear the tale of Jar Jar?

Not a story the Jedi would tell you, if they had any concept of human dignity.

I thought not. It's a Lucasfilm legend. Jar Jar was a kid appeal character so clumsy and annoying that he could influence the fan's opinions on a movie. He had such knowledge of demographics that he could appeal to children and keep Star Wars toy sales from dying.
TG me about my avatars for useless trivia.

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Postby The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:59 pm

The first Galactic Republic wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Not a story the Jedi would tell you, if they had any concept of human dignity.

I thought not. It's a Lucasfilm legend. Jar Jar was a kid appeal character so clumsy and annoying that he could influence the fan's opinions on a movie. He had such knowledge of demographics that he could appeal to children and keep Star Wars toy sales from dying.

Sadly, he could not keep himself from becoming hated...
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:04 pm

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Postby Indo-Malaysia » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:08 pm

The first Galactic Republic wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Not a story the Jedi would tell you, if they had any concept of human dignity.

I thought not. It's a Lucasfilm legend. Jar Jar was a kid appeal character so clumsy and annoying that he could influence the fan's opinions on a movie. He had such knowledge of demographics that he could appeal to children and keep Star Wars toy sales from dying.

They were toys..? I thought the Jar Jar models were alternatives to coal in a bonfire.
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Postby The first Galactic Republic » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:11 pm

Indo-Malaysia wrote:
The first Galactic Republic wrote:I thought not. It's a Lucasfilm legend. Jar Jar was a kid appeal character so clumsy and annoying that he could influence the fan's opinions on a movie. He had such knowledge of demographics that he could appeal to children and keep Star Wars toy sales from dying.

They were toys..? I thought the Jar Jar models were alternatives to coal in a bonfire.

Ironic. He could save other merchandise, but not himself.
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Postby The Flutterlands » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:34 pm

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
The first Galactic Republic wrote:Did you ever hear the tale of Jar Jar?

Not a story the Jedi would tell you, if they had any concept of human dignity.

Depends on your definition of human dignity, of course, as his was restored during the Clone Wars of 08'
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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:36 am

the jar jar meme is honestly up there for the stupidest fucking meme the star wars fandom has ever produced



http://pre14.deviantart.net/336c/th/pre ... 7u0ucf.jpg

this is rlly nice
i like this tbh
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Postby Zanera » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:45 am

The very idea of Jar Jar is a meme in and of itself. A masochistic, self-deprecating meme.

Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord.
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Postby Alvecia » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:41 am

Zanera wrote:The very idea of Jar Jar is a meme in and of itself. A masochistic, self-deprecating meme.

Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord.

If the prequels were made today, Jar Jar would be called Me Me.
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Postby Eol Sha » Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:31 am

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:the jar jar meme is honestly up there for the stupidest fucking meme the star wars fandom has ever produced

Totally
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:25 pm

Jar jar is the key to all of this.
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Postby Havl » Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:34 pm

Alvecia wrote:
Zanera wrote:The very idea of Jar Jar is a meme in and of itself. A masochistic, self-deprecating meme.

Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord.

If the prequels were made today, Jar Jar would be called Me Me.

You know that "meme" is pronounced meem, right?
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Postby New haven america » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:01 pm

The Flutterlands wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Not a story the Jedi would tell you, if they had any concept of human dignity.

Depends on your definition of human dignity, of course, as his was restored during the Clone Wars of 08'

I thought most people on this thread didn't like TCW...?
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