The Warhammer 40.000/Fantasy Discussion Thread Mk.II

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Imagine actually voting for Sly Marbo over Slambo, smh

^^^^^^^^^

this

[The Huskar Social Union]

Both overrated honestly.

[The Imperial Reach]

Slambo is objectively better than anyone else in 40K or AOS, prove me wrong.

Hint: You can't.

"Wow, I can't wait to add this objectively false statement to my collection." - Trazyn the Infinite, probably

Both overrated honestly.

Both have been added to the collection of Trazyn the Infinite.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Slambo is objectively better than anyone else in 40K or AOS, prove me wrong.

Hint: You can't.

"Wow, I can't wait to add this objectively false statement to my collection." - Trazyn the Infinite, probably

>Claims a statement is objectively false
>Provides no objective evidence to the contrary
Your concerns are heard, but also disregarded.

[The Imperial Reach]

"Wow, I can't wait to add this objectively false statement to my collection." - Trazyn the Infinite, probably

>Claims a statement is objectively false
>Provides no objective evidence to the contrary
Your concerns are heard, but also disregarded.

Oh but I did provide evidence.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

>Claims a statement is objectively false
>Provides no objective evidence to the contrary
Your concerns are heard, but also disregarded.

Oh but I did provide evidence.

But you didn't. You're trying to fight facts, like you're trying to fight the fact the sky is blue.

[The Imperial Reach]

Oh but I did provide evidence.

But you didn't. You're trying to fight facts, like you're trying to fight the fact the sky is blue.

Ah, but Slambo being better than everybody in 40k is not a fact. Such a prestigious title has already been added to the collection of Trazyn the Infinite.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

But you didn't. You're trying to fight facts, like you're trying to fight the fact the sky is blue.

Ah, but Slambo being better than everybody in 40k is not a fact.

Imperial Reach: the sky being blue isn't a fact.

[Valefore]

Proof!

See video above... I rest my case.

[The Imperial Reach]

Ah, but Slambo being better than everybody in 40k is not a fact.

Imperial Reach: the sky being blue isn't a fact.

Pretantia: my opinions are fact.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Imperial Reach: the sky being blue isn't a fact.

Pretantia: my opinions are fact.

My Opinions are in line with fact, so my Opinions are indeed fact.

[The Imperial Reach]

Proof!

See video above... I rest my case.

Beautiful. :,)

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

[The Imperial Reach]

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[Tethys 13]

Meh, I kinda like Slambo and I kinda like Marbo, but I don't have strong feelings on either. There aren't that many characters I do have strong feelings over. There's Kharn, I suppose. I love Horus Heresy novels Kharn, but I utterly detest 40k Kharn, either in rules or lore.

Trazyn is cool though. Shame he no longer lives up to his old name of Trollzyn the Tarpit Breaker.

[Baltenstein]

When the Orks overran the Adeptus Astartes and Astra Militarum in sectors all over the galaxy and somehow teleported a gigantic artificial weaponized moon right next to undefended Terra, the desperate Imperial High Lords couldn't think of any other countermeasure than to unleash hundreds of millions of untrained and barely armed Terran civilians upon the moon's surface in order to somehow gain the initiative. Despite horrible losses, the human militia horde - also known as the Proletarian Crusade - managed to engage the Orks and drive them back through a big valley...until the Orks revealed that the valley's mountains were actually movable artificial constructs, which promptly slammed into each other and squashed the entire Crusade into a gigantic bloody pulp.
We are told this from the perspective of a participating Adeptus Arbites officer who rejoices with proud fury upon seeing the Orks fleeing away from the human army in one moment, and then literally drowns in her fellow Crusader's blood and entrails in the other.

Holy shit, how did that end?

The Orks send their ambassadors to the now completely undefended Imperial Palace on Terra to demand the Imperium's unconditional surrender, but said ambassadors left in disgust when the High Lords descended into incoherent screeching and almost wet themselves in fear.
It's reeeeeally looking bad for humanity at this point.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Holy shit, how did that end?

The Orks send their ambassadors to the now completely undefended Imperial Palace on Terra to demand the Imperium's unconditional surrender, but said ambassadors left in disgust when the High Lords descended into incoherent screeching and almost wet themselves in fear.
It's reeeeeally looking bad for humanity at this point.

Then what happened?

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But Trazyn clearly hasn't stolen this meme yet.

[The Imperial Reach]

Holy shit, how did that end?

The Orks send their ambassadors to the now completely undefended Imperial Palace on Terra to demand the Imperium's unconditional surrender, but said ambassadors left in disgust when the High Lords descended into incoherent screeching and almost wet themselves in fear.
It's reeeeeally looking bad for humanity at this point.

>Orks
>sending ambassadors
>demanding their enemy surrender

DAT AIN'T VERY ORKY

Meh, I kinda like Slambo and I kinda like Marbo, but I don't have strong feelings on either. There aren't that many characters I do have strong feelings over. There's Kharn, I suppose. I love Horus Heresy novels Kharn, but I utterly detest 40k Kharn, either in rules or lore.

Trazyn is cool though. Shame he no longer lives up to his old name of Trollzyn the Tarpit Breaker.

[Baltenstein]

The Orks send their ambassadors to the now completely undefended Imperial Palace on Terra to demand the Imperium's unconditional surrender, but said ambassadors left in disgust when the High Lords descended into incoherent screeching and almost wet themselves in fear.
It's reeeeeally looking bad for humanity at this point.

Then what happened?

Then the book ended and I haven't read the next one yet.

>Orks
>sending ambassadors
>demanding their enemy surrender

DAT AIN'T VERY ORKY

It left the Imperials with their collective jaws dropped to the floor as well.

[Chan Island]

Proof!

See video above... I rest my case.

And for those skeptics who remain, Sly Marbo's role in this operation blows those perceptions out of the water.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDFwgOFYF-M&t=1337s

[The Imperial Reach]

Proof!

See video above... I rest my case.

And for those skeptics who remain, Sly Marbo's role in this operation blows those perceptions out of the water.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDFwgOFYF-M&t=1337s

This post is blessed.

[-United Republic of Freedonia]

hey we're sharing videos?

[The Huskar Social Union]

hey we're sharing videos?

...................alrighty then

[Ameriganastan]

The new episode of TTS is apparently going to premiere on Twitch in about an hour. Linky.

[The Imperial Reach]

hey we're sharing videos?

That is a thing.