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Are you picking up the new Shadowspear set?

Yes, I am, or I already have it!
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I'm still on the fence.
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No, I'm not interested in the set / the armies in it.
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Total votes : 26
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The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness
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Postby The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness » Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:50 pm

I uhh, think it might be a good idea to not post stuff that may be seen as borderline when it comes to the PG13 rule - and that's coming from me, the dude that started a Dark Elf army earlier this year!
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:15 am

Herador wrote:
New United States of Columbia wrote:HERESY!
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In all seriousness why would you try to date a daemoness when you have fine women like this:
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Because I don't have a domination fetish.

Then why are you trying to date a daemonette?
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:15 am

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness wrote:I uhh, think it might be a good idea to not post stuff that may be seen as borderline when it comes to the PG13 rule - and that's coming from me, the dude that started a Dark Elf army earlier this year!

If Family Guy can do it, so can we.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:11 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness wrote:I uhh, think it might be a good idea to not post stuff that may be seen as borderline when it comes to the PG13 rule - and that's coming from me, the dude that started a Dark Elf army earlier this year!

If Family Guy can do it, so can we.

That's not how it works. That's not how it works at all.


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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:18 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:If Family Guy can do it, so can we.

That's not how it works. That's not how it works at all.

That's exactly how it works actually.
ywn be as good as this video
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Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sons
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Postby Herador » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:55 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Herador wrote:Because I don't have a domination fetish.

Then why are you trying to date a daemonette?

At least it will pretend to give me what I want and/or put me in a trance to think everything is perfect before eating my soul.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:01 am

Herador wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Then why are you trying to date a daemonette?

At least it will pretend to give me what I want and/or put me in a trance to think everything is perfect before eating my soul.

A Commissar won't steal your soul in the first place.
ywn be as good as this video
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Every single square inch of Asia
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Treading on me
Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sons
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Postby Herador » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:01 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Herador wrote:At least it will pretend to give me what I want and/or put me in a trance to think everything is perfect before eating my soul.

A Commissar won't steal your soul in the first place.

You and I must have different opinions on the Imperial Guard then.
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Postby Socialist Czechia » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:06 am

If people are worried about kids, how the hell you can play or watch anything with Lelith Hesperax in it?

Or anything which contains her race of completely psychotic BDSM enthusiasts?
They are avatars of NSFW.
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Postby New United States of Columbia » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:54 am

I suppose you guys would prefer if I change the image? I think there’s a tamer one, I suppose.
http://i.imgur.com/l5GAwrs.jpg
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Postby Baltenstein » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:30 am

Socialist Czechia wrote:
New United States of Columbia wrote:HERESY!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

In all seriousness why would you try to date a daemoness when you have fine women like this:
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humans love forbidden heresies...

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Postby Salus Maior » Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:41 pm

Socialist Czechia wrote:
New United States of Columbia wrote:HERESY!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

In all seriousness why would you try to date a daemoness when you have fine women like this:
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humans love forbidden heresies...

Image


Real Tau are pretty unattractive tbh.

And their stealth tech is cheap as all hell... *grumbles in Imperial Guard*
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:10 am

Salus Maior wrote:
Socialist Czechia wrote:humans love forbidden heresies...

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Real Tau are pretty unattractive tbh.

And their stealth tech is cheap as all hell... *grumbles in Imperial Guard*

You can't shoot what you can't see. Makes perfect sense, actually.


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Postby Socialist Czechia » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:14 pm

Salus Maior wrote:
Real Tau are pretty unattractive tbh.


The 1d4chan canon is superior.
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and this is totally canon

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Postby Baltenstein » Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:48 am

Socialist Czechia wrote:
Salus Maior wrote:
Real Tau are pretty unattractive tbh.


The 1d4chan canon is superior.
Image




Five-fingered hands, a rudimentary nose and the overall body structure point towards horrible, horrible human/Tau experiments. Looks like the Xel'Naga have been fucking around again. Inquisitorial advise:

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Postby Socialist Czechia » Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:29 am

Baltenstein wrote:
Socialist Czechia wrote:
The 1d4chan canon is superior.
Image




Five-fingered hands, a rudimentary nose and the overall body structure point towards horrible, horrible human/Tau experiments. Looks like the Xel'Naga have been fucking around again. Inquisitorial advise:

Image


just as planned...
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:48 am

Socialist Czechia wrote:
Baltenstein wrote:Five-fingered hands, a rudimentary nose and the overall body structure point towards horrible, horrible human/Tau experiments. Looks like the Xel'Naga have been fucking around again. Inquisitorial advise:

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just as planned...

At least we haven't seen any curvaceous Ork ladies yet, because Orks don't do genders. Orks spread spores.


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Postby Crookfur » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:17 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Socialist Czechia wrote:just as planned...

At least we haven't seen any curvaceous Ork ladies yet, because Orks don't do genders. Orks spread spores.

But greenskins did have cheer leaders in bloodbowl:

https://sho3box.files.wordpress.com/201 ... elles1.jpg
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Herador
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Postby Herador » Sun Nov 12, 2017 12:51 pm

Crookfur wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:At least we haven't seen any curvaceous Ork ladies yet, because Orks don't do genders. Orks spread spores.

But greenskins did have cheer leaders in bloodbowl:

https://sho3box.files.wordpress.com/201 ... elles1.jpg

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Postby Salus Maior » Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:14 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Salus Maior wrote:Real Tau are pretty unattractive tbh.

And their stealth tech is cheap as all hell... *grumbles in Imperial Guard*

You can't shoot what you can't see. Makes perfect sense, actually.


*fixes bayonet*
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Postby New United States of Columbia » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:05 pm

Herador wrote:
Crookfur wrote:But greenskins did have cheer leaders in bloodbowl:

https://sho3box.files.wordpress.com/201 ... elles1.jpg

hawt

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Postby Hurdergaryp » Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:12 am

Salus Maior wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:You can't shoot what you can't see. Makes perfect sense, actually.

*fixes bayonet*

The Tau do not believe in close combat either, but you do you.


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Postby Herador » Mon Nov 13, 2017 2:19 pm

Salus Maior wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:You can't shoot what you can't see. Makes perfect sense, actually.


*fixes bayonet*

*calls Kroot*
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Postby Ameriganastan » Mon Nov 13, 2017 2:20 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Salus Maior wrote:*fixes bayonet*

The Tau do not believe in close combat either, but you do you.

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Postby Baltenstein » Mon Nov 13, 2017 2:45 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:The Tau do not believe in close combat either, but you do you.

Image


Is that from the same Matt Ward who...?
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