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Are you picking up the new Shadowspear set?

Yes, I am, or I already have it!
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I'm still on the fence.
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No, I'm not interested in the set / the armies in it.
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Postby Tagmatium » Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:15 am

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The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Good news, everyone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=187&v=zfT2RCknjeE

Pity that only one of the armies I actually play is represented in the game, but oh well.

It looks like it's got Vampire Counts, so I'm happy.

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Postby Procar Champ Series » Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:14 am

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If you want Michael Bay directing it, that poster is going to need more explosions... :p

And the Space Marines will only be wearing half of their armour to show their muscles and modern haircuts, Dreadnoughts will make microwave noises and have flame exhausts all over and there will be some half naked Adepta Sororitas damsel in distress who has some arbitrary love story with one of the space marines i.e HERESY THAT WILL BE PURGED IN THE EMPERORS NAME!


Don't worry, Bring in Steven Spielberg to write and produce so as to make sure Bay doesn't fuck up. Also the posters can read "From the producer and director of Transformers."

40k will make Saving Private Ryan look noblebright by comparison.

Oh, and if Spielberg can't make it, bring in Dan Abnett to write.
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Postby Ardavia » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:41 am

Procar Champ Series wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:And the Space Marines will only be wearing half of their armour to show their muscles and modern haircuts, Dreadnoughts will make microwave noises and have flame exhausts all over and there will be some half naked Adepta Sororitas damsel in distress who has some arbitrary love story with one of the space marines i.e HERESY THAT WILL BE PURGED IN THE EMPERORS NAME!


Don't worry, Bring in Steven Spielberg to write and produce so as to make sure Bay doesn't fuck up. Also the posters can read "From the producer and director of Transformers."

40k will make Saving Private Ryan look noblebright by comparison.

Oh, and if Spielberg can't make it, bring in Dan Abnett to write.


>Oh, and if Spielberg can't make it, bring in Dan Abnett to write.
>bring in Dan Abnett to write.
>Dan Abnett

*looks at Ultramarines film*
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Postby Slorch » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:59 am

Ardavia wrote:
Procar Champ Series wrote:
Don't worry, Bring in Steven Spielberg to write and produce so as to make sure Bay doesn't fuck up. Also the posters can read "From the producer and director of Transformers."

40k will make Saving Private Ryan look noblebright by comparison.

Oh, and if Spielberg can't make it, bring in Dan Abnett to write.


>Oh, and if Spielberg can't make it, bring in Dan Abnett to write.
>bring in Dan Abnett to write.
>Dan Abnett

*looks at Ultramarines film*

He didn't produce it.
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Postby Ardavia » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:10 am

Slorch wrote:
Ardavia wrote:
>Oh, and if Spielberg can't make it, bring in Dan Abnett to write.
>bring in Dan Abnett to write.
>Dan Abnett

*looks at Ultramarines film*

He didn't produce it.


He did, however, write it.
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Postby Slorch » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:15 am

Ardavia wrote:
Slorch wrote:He didn't produce it.


He did, however, write it.


And the producer used the script as toilet paper.
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Postby Spoder » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:20 am

Speilberg? 40k? Does Speilberg seem like he could pull off grimdark?

Ridley Scott or Quentin Tarantino.

Now those gits cud pull off a right bloody movi, and gif em all a right propa gobful!
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Postby Slorch » Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:00 am

Spoder wrote:Speilberg? 40k? Does Speilberg seem like he could pull off grimdark?

Ridley Scott or Quentin Tarantino.

Now those gits cud pull off a right bloody movi, and gif em all a right propa gobful!


Also have Christopher Nolan on the team so we can have proper warp mindfuckery.
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Postby Prusslandia » Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:19 am

The Emperor should be Christopher Walken.
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Postby The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness » Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:20 am

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Postby Atelia » Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:32 pm

Where does Nicholas Cage belong?
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:35 pm

Atelia wrote:Where does Nicholas Cage belong?

Probably some type of chaos spawn.
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Postby Cymrea » Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:42 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Atelia wrote:Where does Nicholas Cage belong?

Probably some type of chaos spawn.

Or, you know, whatever Chaos spawn eats....
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Postby Morrdh » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:15 pm

Cymrea wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Probably some type of chaos spawn.

Or, you know, whatever Chaos spawn eats....


Eats? I was thinking more along the lines of what comes out the other end.
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Postby Partially Blind People » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:30 pm

Morrdh wrote:
Cymrea wrote:Or, you know, whatever Chaos spawn eats....


Eats? I was thinking more along the lines of what comes out the other end.


He plays Doomrider due to his vaguely similar role in another film.
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Postby Neema » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:53 pm

Partially Blind People wrote:
Morrdh wrote:
Eats? I was thinking more along the lines of what comes out the other end.


He plays Doomrider due to his vaguely similar role in another film.


Shouldn't Charlie sheen play doomrider? :p
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Postby Spoder » Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:59 pm

Neema wrote:
Partially Blind People wrote:
He plays Doomrider due to his vaguely similar role in another film.


Shouldn't Charlie sheen play doomrider? :p

No, Charlie Sheen plays Sanguinius.
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Postby Warpspace » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:24 pm

Spoder wrote:Speilberg? 40k? Does Speilberg seem like he could pull off grimdark?

Ridley Scott or Quentin Tarantino.

Now those gits cud pull off a right bloody movi, and gif em all a right propa gobful!


Considering Scott's recent godawful track record, I'd much rather have Clint Eastwood on board for a Guard movie. Or an Inquisitor movie.
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Postby Spoder » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:35 pm

Warpspace wrote:
Spoder wrote:Speilberg? 40k? Does Speilberg seem like he could pull off grimdark?

Ridley Scott or Quentin Tarantino.

Now those gits cud pull off a right bloody movi, and gif em all a right propa gobful!


Considering Scott's recent godawful track record, I'd much rather have Clint Eastwood on board for a Guard movie. Or an Inquisitor movie.

Chaos Space Marine movie.

James Cameron.
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Postby Warpspace » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:34 pm

Spoder wrote:
Warpspace wrote:
Considering Scott's recent godawful track record, I'd much rather have Clint Eastwood on board for a Guard movie. Or an Inquisitor movie.

Chaos Space Marine movie.

James Cameron.


Not after the bullshit that was Avatar. He'll try to force feed some morality bullshit down our throats, worst possible director for Chaos Space Marines. I'd rather have Carpenter over Cameron.
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Postby Spoder » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:40 pm

Warpspace wrote:
Spoder wrote:Chaos Space Marine movie.

James Cameron.


Not after the bullshit that was Avatar. He'll try to force feed some morality bullshit down our throats, worst possible director for Chaos Space Marines. I'd rather have Carpenter over Cameron.

How about Tau.

He'd be perfect for that shit.

Maybe Christopher Nolan? As long as we could get him to use real blood squibs. Or maybe Stallone?
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:43 pm

Spoder wrote:
Warpspace wrote:
Not after the bullshit that was Avatar. He'll try to force feed some morality bullshit down our throats, worst possible director for Chaos Space Marines. I'd rather have Carpenter over Cameron.

How about Tau.

He'd be perfect for that shit.

Maybe Christopher Nolan? As long as we could get him to use real blood squibs. Or maybe Stallone?

Zack Snyder.
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Postby Spoder » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:46 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Spoder wrote:How about Tau.

He'd be perfect for that shit.

Maybe Christopher Nolan? As long as we could get him to use real blood squibs. Or maybe Stallone?

Zack Snyder.

Man of Steel wasn't even good in a dumb way.

Hell no.

300 was great, and if he still held the magic touch I might let him near a Chaos Spehss Muhreens movie.

But not after Man of Steel.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:49 pm

Spoder wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Zack Snyder.

Man of Steel wasn't even good in a dumb way.

Hell no.

300 was great, and if he still held the magic touch I might let him near a Chaos Spehss Muhreens movie.

But not after Man of Steel.

Quit complaining, he could pull a 40k movie after one bad reboot.
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Postby Spoder » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:50 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Spoder wrote:Man of Steel wasn't even good in a dumb way.

Hell no.

300 was great, and if he still held the magic touch I might let him near a Chaos Spehss Muhreens movie.

But not after Man of Steel.

Quit complaining, he could pull a 40k movie after one bad reboot.

We'll wait for Batman v Superman for the verdict.

Somehow, I doubt that it's going to be much better :\
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