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Are you picking up the new Shadowspear set?

Yes, I am, or I already have it!
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I'm still on the fence.
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No, I'm not interested in the set / the armies in it.
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Total votes : 26

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Postby Prusslandia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:31 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Prusslandia wrote:Prent, let's get started.

First, roll 1d10 for regiment origin.

3.
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Postby Crookfur » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:37 am

Napkiraly wrote:
Procar Champ Series wrote:If there was a 40k movie who would be cast? Here are my ideas.

Timothy OlyphantMichael Fassbender as Horus Lupercal
Stone Cold Steve Austin (He's going to need a wig), Triple H (He's going to have to regrow his hair) or Eric Bana (Ditto) Mads Mikkelson as Leman Russ. Though if younger, Brian Blessed.
Jason StathamRay Stevenson as Ferrus Manus
Kodi Smit-McPheeJamie Bell as Fulgrim
Samuel L. Jackson, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman or Lawrence FishburneIdris Elba as Vulkan
Tim RobbinsEd Harris as Rogal Dorn
Dolph LundgrenToby Stephens or Hugo Weaving as Roboute Guilliman
Jude LawHugo Weaving or Toby Stephens as Magnus the Red
Michael FassbenderRyan Gosling or Chris Hemsworth as Sanguinus
Chris Hemsworth or Chris EvansChristian Bale as Lion El'Jonson
Geoffrey Rush, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger orVin Diesel as Perturabo
Bryan Cranston or Benedict Cumberbatch as Mortarian
Vin Diesel (If he doesnt play Perturabo), Stanley TucciJavier Bardem as Lorgar
Hiroyuki Sanada,Jackie Chan, Masahiro Motoki or Jamel Debbouze as Jagathai Khan
Sylvester Stallone (He's going to have to regrow his hair) or Sean Bean (ditto)Lee Pace as Konrad Curze
Sylvester Stallone (He's going to have to regrow his hair) or Karl UrbanEric Bana as Corvus Corax
Vin Diesel, Stanley Tucci, Ed Harris, Stone Cold Steve Austin (If one of them is not playing anyone else) or The Big Show (He'll have to shave his goatee)Ola Rapace as Alpharius/Omegon


Angron Will be a CGI Character voiced by Hugo Weaving. The Emperor Will be a CGI Character Voiced by either Peter Cullen or Lawrence Fishburne.
Making Empy and Angron completely CGI would ruin it if everyone else wasn't completely CGI.

Angron - top choice would be Tom Hardy
Emps - Liam Neeson

Nope nope the emperor has to Sean connery or William shatner...

Horus. Why.did.you betray... me?
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:45 am

Prusslandia wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:First, roll 1d10 for regiment origin.

3.

Imperial Guard: No curveballs, this outfit was raised Imperial Guard.

Roll 1d100 for recruitment criteria, ans 1d10 for nature of recruitment while you're at it.
ywn be as good as this video
Gacha
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Anti-NN
EA
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Zimbabwe
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Every single square inch of Asia
Lewding Earth-chan
Pollution
4Chan in all its glory and all its horror
Playing the little Switch controller handheld thing in public
Treading on me
Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sons
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:47 am

What are you two doing?

Is it in the emperors name?
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:51 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:What are you two doing?

Is it in the emperors name?

We're making an IG regiment! Wanna help?
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Imperial City-States wrote:

Where are said Creation tables

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Imperial_Guard_ ... ion_Tables
Scroll down for the rest.
ywn be as good as this video
Gacha
Trashing other people's waifus
Anti-NN
EA
Douche flutes
Zimbabwe
Putting the toilet paper roll the wrong way
Every single square inch of Asia
Lewding Earth-chan
Pollution
4Chan in all its glory and all its horror
Playing the little Switch controller handheld thing in public
Treading on me
Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sons
Alternate Universe 40K
Nightcore
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Zimbabwe
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:52 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:What are you two doing?

Is it in the emperors name?

We're making an IG regiment! Wanna help?
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Imperial_Guard_ ... ion_Tables
Scroll down for the rest.
Hmm, nah im alright.

As you are doing your part for the cause you may carry on.
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Postby Prusslandia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:52 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Prusslandia wrote:3.

Imperial Guard: No curveballs, this outfit was raised Imperial Guard.

Roll 1d100 for recruitment criteria, ans 1d10 for nature of recruitment while you're at it.

92, and 7
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Postby The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:53 am

Meanwhile, I'm thinking up some ideas for the background of those Skitarii I ordered!
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Postby Napkiraly » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:56 am

Sean Connery retired and William Shatner would be best as some craven planetary governor.

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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:57 am

Prusslandia wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Imperial Guard: No curveballs, this outfit was raised Imperial Guard.

Roll 1d100 for recruitment criteria, ans 1d10 for nature of recruitment while you're at it.

92, and 7

Convicts and standard conscription, respectively; although if we want, we can choose punishment/redemption/recycling as a default nature of recruitment.

Roll 2 d100s for homeworld and homeworld terrain.
ywn be as good as this video
Gacha
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Anti-NN
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Zimbabwe
Putting the toilet paper roll the wrong way
Every single square inch of Asia
Lewding Earth-chan
Pollution
4Chan in all its glory and all its horror
Playing the little Switch controller handheld thing in public
Treading on me
Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sons
Alternate Universe 40K
Nightcore
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Zimbabwe
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Parodies of the Gadsden flag
The Fate Series
US politics

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Postby Prusslandia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:04 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Prusslandia wrote:92, and 7

Convicts and standard conscription, respectively; although if we want, we can choose punishment/redemption/recycling as a default nature of recruitment.

Roll 2 d100s for homeworld and homeworld terrain.

Damn. I was hoping for vat grown.

99, and 71.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:08 am

Prusslandia wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Convicts and standard conscription, respectively; although if we want, we can choose punishment/redemption/recycling as a default nature of recruitment.

Roll 2 d100s for homeworld and homeworld terrain.

Damn. I was hoping for vat grown.

99, and 71.

Whelp, you won't have to worry about your homeworld being an inhospitable wasteland, because it got exploded. Probably your fault.

1d100 for regiment type, and 1d10 for specialization.
ywn be as good as this video
Gacha
Trashing other people's waifus
Anti-NN
EA
Douche flutes
Zimbabwe
Putting the toilet paper roll the wrong way
Every single square inch of Asia
Lewding Earth-chan
Pollution
4Chan in all its glory and all its horror
Playing the little Switch controller handheld thing in public
Treading on me
Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sons
Alternate Universe 40K
Nightcore
Comcast
Zimbabwe
Believing the Ottomans were the third Roman Empire
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The Fate Series
US politics

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Postby Prusslandia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:10 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Prusslandia wrote:Damn. I was hoping for vat grown.

99, and 71.

Whelp, you won't have to worry about your homeworld being an inhospitable wasteland, because it got exploded. Probably your fault.

1d100 for regiment type, and 1d10 for specialization.

52, and 4.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:14 am

Prusslandia wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Whelp, you won't have to worry about your homeworld being an inhospitable wasteland, because it got exploded. Probably your fault.

1d100 for regiment type, and 1d10 for specialization.

52, and 4.

Fast-moving... Heavy infantry? Talk about an oxymoron.Wanna call a mulligan, or can we make it work??
ywn be as good as this video
Gacha
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Anti-NN
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Zimbabwe
Putting the toilet paper roll the wrong way
Every single square inch of Asia
Lewding Earth-chan
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4Chan in all its glory and all its horror
Playing the little Switch controller handheld thing in public
Treading on me
Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sons
Alternate Universe 40K
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Postby Prusslandia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:20 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Prusslandia wrote:52, and 4.

Fast-moving... Heavy infantry? Talk about an oxymoron.Wanna call a mulligan, or can we make it work??

46.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:23 am

Prusslandia wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Fast-moving... Heavy infantry? Talk about an oxymoron.Wanna call a mulligan, or can we make it work??

46.

OK, so Heavy infantry again. Roll 1d10 (again) for specialization.
ywn be as good as this video
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Trashing other people's waifus
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Zimbabwe
Putting the toilet paper roll the wrong way
Every single square inch of Asia
Lewding Earth-chan
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4Chan in all its glory and all its horror
Playing the little Switch controller handheld thing in public
Treading on me
Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sons
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Postby Prusslandia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:24 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Prusslandia wrote:46.

OK, so Heavy infantry again. Roll 1d10 (again) for specialization.

4.
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Postby Spoder » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:25 am

Half-serious question:

Who (in your opinion) is the sexiest fucker in all of 40k?
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:26 am

Prusslandia wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:OK, so Heavy infantry again. Roll 1d10 (again) for specialization.

4.

Lightning Strike again?! Fast-moving Heavy infantry again?! Le fuque?
ywn be as good as this video
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Postby Prusslandia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:26 am

Spoder wrote:Half-serious question:

Who (in your opinion) is the sexiest fucker in all of 40k?

Slaanesh. Or Pre heresy Lucius. Or the Emperor.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:27 am

Spoder wrote:Half-serious question:

Who (in your opinion) is the sexiest fucker in all of 40k?

Kharn.
ywn be as good as this video
Gacha
Trashing other people's waifus
Anti-NN
EA
Douche flutes
Zimbabwe
Putting the toilet paper roll the wrong way
Every single square inch of Asia
Lewding Earth-chan
Pollution
4Chan in all its glory and all its horror
Playing the little Switch controller handheld thing in public
Treading on me
Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sons
Alternate Universe 40K
Nightcore
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Postby Prusslandia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:28 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Prusslandia wrote:4.

Lightning Strike again?! Fast-moving Heavy infantry again?! Le fuque?

Haha, how about 10 ?
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Postby Ardavia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:29 am

Spoder wrote:Half-serious question:

Who (in your opinion) is the sexiest fucker in all of 40k?


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Postby The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:31 am

Spoder wrote:Half-serious question:

Who (in your opinion) is the sexiest fucker in all of 40k?

The only acceptable answer here is Farseer Macha, clearly.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:33 am

Prusslandia wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Lightning Strike again?! Fast-moving Heavy infantry again?! Le fuque?

Haha, how about 10 ?

10 is hive warfare. How are wastelanders hive fighters?

I'm rolling...

7(infantry) and 8(Shock and Awe).

Shall we go with that?
ywn be as good as this video
Gacha
Trashing other people's waifus
Anti-NN
EA
Douche flutes
Zimbabwe
Putting the toilet paper roll the wrong way
Every single square inch of Asia
Lewding Earth-chan
Pollution
4Chan in all its glory and all its horror
Playing the little Switch controller handheld thing in public
Treading on me
Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sons
Alternate Universe 40K
Nightcore
Comcast
Zimbabwe
Believing the Ottomans were the third Roman Empire
Parodies of the Gadsden flag
The Fate Series
US politics

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