The Warhammer 40.000/Fantasy Discussion Thread Mk.II

[The Empire of Pretantia]

You can't fuck a dreadknight

Good sir, I won't accept such defaitism in this thread. It is true that a greater effort has to be made in order to make the magic happen, but it can be done if all parties involved are ready and willing. Just close your eyes and think of the Emperor.

I tried that. All I see is the dreadknight.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

You can't fuck a dreadknight

Good sir, I won't accept such defaitism in this thread. It is true that a greater effort has to be made in order to make the magic happen, but it can be done if all parties involved are ready and willing. Just close your eyes and think of the Emperor.

A facepalm is heard across the galaxy, seemingly originating from the Realm of Ultramar

[Chan Island]

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Toad is the real story in that picture! He sure has hit the gym for the Emperor.

Guardsman

its okay, guardsman uniform is really well made though.

That was awesome. Not surprising from the guy who made that brilliant hellsreach series. Just awesome.

As if the Dreadknight wasn't hated enough already...

You can't fuck a dreadknight

[Hurdergaryp]

Good sir, I won't accept such defaitism in this thread. It is true that a greater effort has to be made in order to make the magic happen, but it can be done if all parties involved are ready and willing. Just close your eyes and think of the Emperor.

I tried that. All I see is the dreadknight.

Protected by potent armor for maximum satisfaction.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

I tried that. All I see is the dreadknight.

Protected by potent armor for maximum satisfaction.

Armor? Have you seen the dreadknight?

[The Imperial Reach]

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As if the Dreadknight wasn't hated enough already...

That's not a Dreadknight.

[Nova Colombian Confederation]

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Fucking damn it, 10/10 would defect from the Imperium for again

I think the armor suppose to be an Ork one. However, because of even think that you still get the bolt.

[Hurdergaryp]

Protected by potent armor for maximum satisfaction.

Armor? Have you seen the dreadknight?

Yes. So big. So strong. So potent. Mighty is its love.

[Balican]

With the completion of my helmet, I'm all done. Probably took me close to 40 hours in total, but I'm finally done with it, just in time for Halloween too.

[Crookfur]

I have been trying to find a nice way to say this but sadly I don't thing there is one so I'll just say it strait: the pointiness and colour of the mask makes you look like a womble...

[Chan Island]

I have been trying to find a nice way to say this but sadly I don't thing there is one so I'll just say it strait: the pointiness and colour of the mask makes you look like a womble...

The Death Wombles of Krieg

[The Biggles Syndicate]

With the completion of my helmet, I'm all done. Probably took me close to 40 hours in total, but I'm finally done with it, just in time for Halloween too.

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That's a pretty decent job there.


Okay, on another note, I have two questions about the lore (keep in mind I'm still kind of new):
1. Where does the Imperium get the 1,000 required psykers a day to keep the Emperor alive?
2. What do the Harlequin want with Rowboat Girlyman and why is he part of their "Final Act"?

[Crookfur]

With the completion of my helmet, I'm all done. Probably took me close to 40 hours in total, but I'm finally done with it, just in time for Halloween too.

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That's a pretty decent job there.


Okay, on another note, I have two questions about the lore (keep in mind I'm still kind of new):
1. Where does the Imperium get the 1,000 required psykers a day to keep the Emperor alive?
2. What do the Harlequin want with Rowboat Girlyman and why is he part of their "Final Act"?

No idea about no. 2 but the psykers come from the inquisitions black ships that constantly travel the Imperium collecting any and all psykers found on the Imperiums uncounted worlds. On said ships they get tested and sorted. The strong go to the inquisition, to be astropaths or sanctioned psykers whilst the weak go to power the throne or the astronomicon.

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Ships

[The Imperial Reach]

With the completion of my helmet, I'm all done. Probably took me close to 40 hours in total, but I'm finally done with it, just in time for Halloween too.

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That's a pretty decent job there.


Okay, on another note, I have two questions about the lore (keep in mind I'm still kind of new):
1. Where does the Imperium get the 1,000 required psykers a day to keep the Emperor alive?
2. What do the Harlequin want with Rowboat Girlyman and why is he part of their "Final Act"?

Well, the Harlequins serve the Eldar Laughing God, Cegorach. They only show up at battles that are considered important to the Eldar race as a whole. IIRC there is some kind of plan in motion devised by Cegorach to "trick Slaanesh", or something. Seeing as the Harlequins are now with the Ynnari and the Eldar God of the Dead, Ynnead, won't be born until all Eldar are dead - where he will then proceed to destroy Slaanesh or something like that and then the Eldar will be reborn or some such - I imagine he factors into Cegorach's great scheme. Since the Ynnari have pulled their heads out of their asses and finally realized that working with humanity is literally their only option and have allied with the Imperium thanks to speculated sexual tension between Robbie G and Yvraine Eldar acting totally out-of-character and actually being honest and reasonable and giving humanity a reason to actually fucking trust them for once in their entire existence.

So if I had to guess, I'd wager Robot Guillotine - being the de facto ruler of the entire Imperium at this point - is probably going to play a very important role in the defeat of Slaanesh. It makes sense too, seeing as he has a score to settle with Fulgrim and his Rape Brigade. Plus he's probably banging Yvraine unbeknownst to anyone save the Emperor, who is probably nodding in approval of his son's taste in hot xenos babes.

[Chan Island]

Plus he's probably banging Yvraine unbeknownst to anyone save the Emperor, who is probably nodding in approval of his son's taste in hot xenos babes.

And Slaanesh, who is also smiling at the heresy for-

*knock knock*

*mother answers*

"Chan! It's the inquisition! They'd like to speak to you!"

[Hurdergaryp]

Plus he's probably banging Yvraine unbeknownst to anyone save the Emperor, who is probably nodding in approval of his son's taste in hot xenos babes.

And Slaanesh, who is also smiling at the heresy for-

*knock knock*

*mother answers*

"Chan! It's the inquisition! They'd like to speak to you!"

Took them long enough, if you ask me.

[Northern Davincia]

Plus he's probably banging Yvraine unbeknownst to anyone save the Emperor, who is probably nodding in approval of his son's taste in hot xenos babes.

And Slaanesh, who is also smiling at the heresy for-

*knock knock*

*mother answers*

"Chan! It's the inquisition! They'd like to speak to you!"

Rumor has it that if the Inquisition is thirty minutes late, you get your heresy free.

[Chan Island]

The inquisition just inspired me to paint up one of my guard. Rather pleased with him now.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Looks real cool!

The 'medkit' arm from the Scion set is so cool. I've got a plasma gunner carrying one, myself.

[The Imperial Reach]

The inquisition just inspired me to paint up one of my guard. Rather pleased with him now.

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>holding a grenade launcher with one hand

*Angry Marines intensifies*

[The Biggles Syndicate]

The inquisition just inspired me to paint up one of my guard. Rather pleased with him now.

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When you've got to get to work at 9 but have to fight a Hive Tyrant at 10. Pretty good work right there.

Side note yet again: From what I've read from the lore, the Harlequins apparently treat their battles like plays. Boy, I'd love to see how their naval battles would go.

[The Imperial Reach]

The inquisition just inspired me to paint up one of my guard. Rather pleased with him now.

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When you've got to get to work at 9 but have to fight a Hive Tyrant at 10. Pretty good work right there.

Side note yet again: From what I've read from the lore, the Harlequins apparently treat their battles like plays. Boy, I'd love to see how their naval battles would go.

Yet the only thing he'll end up getting done is dislocating his shoulder from trying to fire a grenade launcher with one hand. Honestly, might as well just *BLAM* the fool TEH FEWL and save some poor corpsman from having to waste medical supplies on the stupid. No wonder the IG are cannon fodder.

Oh, and the Harlequins don't have spaceships. They hitch a ride with other Eldar for their travel, or just use the Webway.

[Nova Colombian Confederation]

Hmm, i wonder, the AdMechanicus could praise inventors if they had the knowledge?, they could see people like Tesla as avatars or personifications of the will of the Omnissiah, if they belived that Papa E was the Machine God why this couldn't happen?.

[Northern Davincia]

Hmm, i wonder, the AdMechanicus could praise inventors if they had the knowledge?, they could see people like Tesla as avatars or personifications of the will of the Omnissiah, if they belived that Papa E was the Machine God why this couldn't happen?.

Inventors are at a bigger risk for corruption from Chaos.

[The Imperial Reach]

Hmm, i wonder, the AdMechanicus could praise inventors if they had the knowledge?, they could see people like Tesla as avatars or personifications of the will of the Omnissiah, if they belived that Papa E was the Machine God why this couldn't happen?.

Inventors are at a bigger risk for corruption from Chaos.

I think he's referring more to past inventors from humanity's history; from before Chaos.