The Warhammer 40.000/Fantasy Discussion Thread Mk.II

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

I've been in 3 40K RP's, and all three fizzled out before going anywehre.

The curse of the 41st, as it is known.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

I heard you landlubbers like the Phalanx. Now I do too.

[Ameriganastan]

I heard you landlubbers like the Phalanx. Now I do too.

Cadia's doom in movie form.

Nice.

[Impaled Nazarene]

I've recently gotten into 40k. Lore, memes, games. Not too interested in the miniatures aside from decorations as I can't paint and I can't even find people to play MTG with.
I'd like to say only one thing.
World Eaters best legion. Crush the foolhardy space smurfs beneath the Tower of Skulls, THERE ARE NO BREAKS ON THE HERESY TRAIN CHOO CHOO MEATBAGS.

*sniffs*
*sniffs more and opens eyes*
"That smell... it's smells to... death..." *sniffs*
"like skulls..."
"... AND BLOOD!"

Any 40K RPs taking place on the site?

None that i hear about happening now. But it happend before.
You know, i have a thing right now for Chaos and i didn't saw a Chaos RP before. I will not mind at all if i played as part of a Warband with characters made with a rulebook.

Absolutely horrid, I fucking love it.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

Crush the foolhardy space smurfs

What if it's actually 300,000 Baneblades in several suits of power armor?

[Impaled Nazarene]

Crush the foolhardy space smurfs

What if it's actually 300,000 Baneblades in several suits of power armor?

Against a single Tower of Skulls? The scale of a Tower isn't very clear. I'd assume it could crush a baneblade under both the treads and the hull. But 300,000 somehow compressed into a handful of suits we're probably looking at the most embarrassing capsize in the history or armoured warfare.

[Morrdh]

I've been in 3 40K RP's, and all three fizzled out before going anywehre.

The curse of the 41st, as it is known.

Tends to be a problem with RPs in general.

Anyhows, got an idea for a Rogue Trader RP but set in the Sabbat Worlds.

[Ameriganastan]

You think Chaos will get their our Primaris eventually? You know ol' Fabius Bile has to be concocting the Chaos version of those guys.

[Washington Resistance Army]

You think Chaos will get their our Primaris eventually? You know ol' Fabius Bile has to be concocting the Chaos version of those guys.

I hope so. Tbh it's kinda shocking Fabius hasn't managed to replicate the implants yet given the dude can clone Primarchs.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

You think Chaos will get their our Primaris eventually? You know ol' Fabius Bile has to be concocting the Chaos version of those guys.

I don't think they'll get Primaris Marines.

All of their recent-ish models, however (Thousand Sons, Death Guard, the three Black Legion in Blackstone Fortress) are all Primaris-sized.

[Hurdergaryp]

What if it's actually 300,000 Baneblades in several suits of power armor?

Against a single Tower of Skulls? The scale of a Tower isn't very clear. I'd assume it could crush a baneblade under both the treads and the hull. But 300,000 somehow compressed into a handful of suits we're probably looking at the most embarrassing capsize in the history or armoured warfare.

It sounds ridiculous, but not entirely out of line for the grim darkness of the far future.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

Well I finished reading Dark Imperium. It's a 4/5, with a good opening and ending. The middle got lax with some parts, but it was ultimately readable. Bolter porn here was minimal, and yes, Raukos was an advertisement, but it passed as a battle. A good read for anybody, but it certainly has some speed bumps.

That ending though. Good lord, was it sad.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Is there a place i can read 40k books online for free? I'd like to start reading on the Horus Heresy but I'm not interested in buying 30 books.

[Hurdergaryp]

Is there a place i can read 40k books online for free? I'd like to start reading on the Horus Heresy but I'm not interested in buying 30 books.

Our friendly friends of Games Workshop are not exactly known for giving things away for free. You are going to have to buy a few dozen books, and be grateful for the experience.

[Tethys 13]

Is there a place i can read 40k books online for free? I'd like to start reading on the Horus Heresy but I'm not interested in buying 30 books.

If you're lucky there'll be another humble bundle for them.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Is there a place i can read 40k books online for free? I'd like to start reading on the Horus Heresy but I'm not interested in buying 30 books.

Our friendly friends of Games Workshop are not exactly known for giving things away for free. You are going to have to buy a few dozen books, and be grateful for the experience.

It's always up to the fans to rectify the mistakes of silly people.

[Hurdergaryp]

Our friendly friends of Games Workshop are not exactly known for giving things away for free. You are going to have to buy a few dozen books, and be grateful for the experience.

It's always up to the fans to rectify the mistakes of silly people.

So what you're really saying is that you are going to become a supporter of that most vile of crimes, internet piracy.

[Impaled Nazarene]

It's always up to the fans to rectify the mistakes of silly people.

So what you're really saying is that you are going to become a supporter of that most vile of crimes, internet piracy.

Whaaaaaaaaaat?? I didn't say that. Not on our most Holy Emperor Max Barry's Divine Webiste!!!

[Hurdergaryp]

So what you're really saying is that you are going to become a supporter of that most vile of crimes, internet piracy.

Whaaaaaaaaaat?? I didn't say that. Not on our most Holy Emperor Max Barry's Divine Webiste!!!

It is true, you didn't say it with so much words.

[Chan Island]

It's always up to the fans to rectify the mistakes of silly people.

So what you're really saying is that you are going to become a supporter of that most vile of crimes, internet piracy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw

[The Biggles Syndicate]

So what you're really saying is that you are going to become a supporter of that most vile of crimes, internet piracy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw

Rare Dark Eldar Council meeting, 999.M41 (colorized)

[The Imperial Reach]

I've recently gotten into 40k. Lore, memes, games. Not too interested in the miniatures aside from decorations as I can't paint and I can't even find people to play MTG with.
I'd like to say only one thing.
World Eaters best legion. Crush the foolhardy space smurfs beneath the Tower of Skulls, THERE ARE NO BREAKS ON THE HERESY TRAIN CHOO CHOO MEATBAGS.

World Eaters aren't even the best Chaos Space Marine Legion.

[The Imperial Reach]

Crush the foolhardy space smurfs

What if it's actually 300,000 Baneblades in several suits of power armor?

*inhales*

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Impaled Nazarene]

I've recently gotten into 40k. Lore, memes, games. Not too interested in the miniatures aside from decorations as I can't paint and I can't even find people to play MTG with.
I'd like to say only one thing.
World Eaters best legion. Crush the foolhardy space smurfs beneath the Tower of Skulls, THERE ARE NO BREAKS ON THE HERESY TRAIN CHOO CHOO MEATBAGS.

World Eaters aren't even the best Chaos Space Marine Legion.

What part of

World Eaters best legion. Crush the foolhardy space smurfs beneath the Tower of Skulls, THERE ARE NO BREAKS ON THE HERESY TRAIN CHOO CHOO MEATBAGS.

did you not get?
Have you heard their theme song as commissioned by Games Workshop themselves??? How many Legions have had a legendary Death Metal band write their theme song WITH GW's approval. Debauchery is cool af though.

In all seriousness despite the World Eaters being my favorite legion they are without a doubt the worst both in design and writing. Let's not even talk about the abomination that is how Angron was written.

[The Imperial Reach]

World Eaters aren't even the best Chaos Space Marine Legion.

What part of

World Eaters best legion. Crush the foolhardy space smurfs beneath the Tower of Skulls, THERE ARE NO BREAKS ON THE HERESY TRAIN CHOO CHOO MEATBAGS.

did you not get?
Have you heard their theme song as commissioned by Games Workshop themselves??? How many Legions have had a legendary Death Metal band write their theme song WITH GW's approval. Debauchery is cool af though.

In all seriousness despite the World Eaters being my favorite legion they are without a doubt the worst both in design and writing. Let's not even talk about the abomination that is how Angron was written.

Angron is the Angry German Kid meme.