Thread for Gamers 2: The Three Is A Lie

[Bezombia]

We already have keyboards powered by magnets, what more do you want?

One that gets you a girlfriend.

*crickets*

I shall leave now.

I'm sure you could build a keyboard shaped like a girlfriend.

[Esparmuran]

One that gets you a girlfriend.

*crickets*

I shall leave now.

I'm sure you could build a keyboard shaped like a girlfriend.

Qwertyna.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

I wanna punch Bill Gates right in the fucking face.

You monster.

[Altito Asmoro]

Does Tropico 5 is good?

[The Matthew Islands]

Does Tropico 5 is good?

Tropico 5 is excellent. I love it. The Multiplayer works surprisingly well.

[Revanchism]

The Stryder chassis in Titanfall is ridiculously awesome. I've circle-strafed people with the dash core active and they couldn't do anything about it.

[Spoder]

The Wii U is not more powerful than a PS3.

The GPU only has support for up to 1080p, exactly like the PS3, which likely means similar power, and it uses IBMs ancient PowerPC architecture in the CPU. The PS3's Cell architecture is quite a bit more powerful than that.

[Machina Haruspex]

Just made a pile of Stryder chassis's with my Ogre in Titan Fall.

[Altito Asmoro]

Does Tropico 5 is good?

Tropico 5 is excellent. I love it. The Multiplayer works surprisingly well.

What about the Single-player?

[Bezombia]

The Wii U is not more powerful than a PS3.

The GPU only has support for up to 1080p, exactly like the PS3, which likely means similar power, and it uses IBMs ancient PowerPC architecture in the CPU. The PS3's Cell architecture is quite a bit more powerful than that.

Literally none of that actually translates to actual power.

PowerPC is just an architecture. It means nothing in terms of power. The Wii U is a fair bit more powerful than the PS3.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Well, I saw some people thinking about if this could be on the Wii U (being that the in game security camera controller is a touch pad) and even a Gamefaqs form thinking about hypothetical controls for a Wii U port.

So, I thought why not try to start a petition to try to get it ported?

Because that's not how ports work.

Consoles charge ridiculous amounts for releasing games. An indie game is not going to make it over there.

Also Gamefaqs is a silly place filled with silly people.

And yet somehow Shovel Knight got on consoles.

[The Templar High Council]

Because that's not how ports work.

Consoles charge ridiculous amounts for releasing games. An indie game is not going to make it over there.

Also Gamefaqs is a silly place filled with silly people.

And yet somehow Shovel Knight got on consoles.

Isn't it just on the Wii U? I haven't seen it on others.

But isn't Nintendo also against M-rated games? They don't have many. And ZombiU doesn't count, though I forgot the rating on that.

[Bezombia]

Because that's not how ports work.

Consoles charge ridiculous amounts for releasing games. An indie game is not going to make it over there.

Also Gamefaqs is a silly place filled with silly people.

And yet somehow Shovel Knight got on consoles.

Yes, because the devs were paid probably in the upwards of hundreds of thousands of dollars to do so.

[Antarticaria]

And yet somehow Shovel Knight got on consoles.

Yes, because the devs were paid probably in the upwards of hundreds of thousands of dollars to do so.

Do what you can to make money and work on another project.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

And yet somehow Shovel Knight got on consoles.

Isn't it just on the Wii U? I haven't seen it on others.

But isn't Nintendo also against M-rated games? They don't have many. And ZombiU doesn't count, though I forgot the rating on that.

ZombiU is M rated.

Operation Platinum should get Bayonetta Two (that is also M rated) to sell a million copies.

Any way, I have my own form here. If you want to continue discussion, click here.

[Bezombia]

Isn't it just on the Wii U? I haven't seen it on others.

But isn't Nintendo also against M-rated games? They don't have many. And ZombiU doesn't count, though I forgot the rating on that.

ZombiU is M rated.

Operation Platinum should get Bayonetta Two (that is also M rated) to sell a million copies.

Any way, I have my own form here. If you want to continue discussion, click here.

What's this about forms?

[The Matthew Islands]

Tropico 5 is excellent. I love it. The Multiplayer works surprisingly well.

What about the Single-player?

Is also really good. I thoroughly recommend the game.

[Sediczja]

Goddamnit, T-72 Balkans on Fire.

Fuck being told you've killed a tank only to move closer and have it take you out through your frontal armour after fifteen minutes of driving. Fuck not being able to save mid-mission.

I just want a decent, low-requirement tank sim that isn't stupidly expensive ;_;

[Corrian]

My brother has Age of Empires 3 on his computer apparently. Is that worth playing?

Registug will be happy to read this:

http://kotaku.com/valve-taken-to-court- ... 1628236525

Neat

Now when will the ACCC go up against American businesses to make them stop excluding Australia from content the rest of the world gets, and to stop the fucking price exploitation that no one in the world has to pay.

Australia is the western country that pirates the most, but we wouldn't pirate iF WE COULD BUY THIS SHIT LEGALLY, and it didn't cost A HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS when Americans only have to pay FIFTY. Not to mention, Australian censorship laws and the fucking nanny state block most of the adult content coming in, and sometimes we have to wait months for new things. I don't watch Game of Thrones, but you know the only way you can view it in Australia is a week after it comes out in America, and only on fucking expensive paid TV?

It's Price Tyranny. END THE PRICE TYRANNY

You guys also make like twice as much as we do on minimum wage, but still.

One that gets you a girlfriend.

*crickets*

I shall leave now.

But i don't want a girlfriend...I like being single.

I just want a solar powered keyboard...

We already have keyboards powered by magnets, what more do you want?

That solar powered keyboard is all I need

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Age of Empires 3 is fucking awesome.

[Ryojin]

Age of Empires 3 is fucking awesome.

I quite enjoyed it, but a lot of people didn't like it when it came out.

[Soul Edge]

Age of Empires 3 is fucking awesome.

I know right?

I hate the cavalry rushes...

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Age of Empires 3 is fucking awesome.

I know right?

I hate the cavalry rushes...

I always used an infantry/cannon block of troops at the center when attacking a base, flanked by two groups of cavalry. Pretty cool.

I always used cavalry to just harass enemy villagers.

[Soul Edge]

I know right?

I hate the cavalry rushes...

I always used an infantry/cannon block of troops at the center when attacking a base, flanked by two groups of cavalry. Pretty cool.

I always used cavalry to just harass enemy villagers.

Do you have both of the expansion packs?

[Czechanada]

Age of Empires 3 is fucking awesome.

It's not as good as Rise of Nations.