Thread for Gamers 2: The Three Is A Lie

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Thats allright.

I'm getting SSB for the Wii U, perhaps we will play each other one day.

Nah. I'm gonna bum my friend. No reason to have more than 1 "next-gen" (?) console.

Well, the Wii U is more powerful than the PS3.

But if you got a PC, PS4, and a Wii U you could play 95% of the games this generation.

I wanna punch Bill Gates right in the fucking face.

With a flaming power glove?

[Wisconsin9]

Nah. I'm gonna bum my friend. No reason to have more than 1 "next-gen" (?) console.

Well, the Wii U is more powerful than the PS3.

But if you got a PC, PS4, and a Wii U you could play 95% of the games this generation.

I wanna punch Bill Gates right in the fucking face.

With a flaming power glove?

Yes. And I'll need a flaming power boot to put in between his legs.

[The Templar High Council]

Nah. I'm gonna bum my friend. No reason to have more than 1 "next-gen" (?) console.

Well, the Wii U is more powerful than the PS3.

But if you got a PC, PS4, and a Wii U you could play 95% of the games this generation.

Well. I don't regret buying my Xbone. And I'm looking to upgrade the shitty computer my friend gave me.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Well, the Wii U is more powerful than the PS3.

But if you got a PC, PS4, and a Wii U you could play 95% of the games this generation.

Well. I don't regret buying my Xbone. And I'm looking to upgrade the shitty computer my friend gave me.

Meh. The Xbone only really has one game to offer me and thats Sunset Overdrive.

Not really worth 460$.

In the meantime, I will play Mario Kart 8 until SSB comes out.

[The Templar High Council]

Well. I don't regret buying my Xbone. And I'm looking to upgrade the shitty computer my friend gave me.

Meh. The Xbone only really has one game to offer me and thats Sunset Overdrive.

Not really worth 460$.

In the meantime, I will play Mario Kart 8 until SSB comes out.

I bought it full price...

I do miss some Nintendo games. Like M-Kart. And those Zelda remakes. And Wii Sports Resort. Because I could fly a plane. That was the only reason.

[Antarticaria]

I wanna punch Bill Gates right in the fucking face.

Do'h

[Gristol-Serkonos]

I wanna punch Bill Gates right in the fucking face.

Nah dude, I'd rather punch Phil Spencer.

[Registug]

Registug will be happy to read this:

http://kotaku.com/valve-taken-to-court- ... 1628236525

Neat

Now when will the ACCC go up against American businesses to make them stop excluding Australia from content the rest of the world gets, and to stop the fucking price exploitation that no one in the world has to pay.

Australia is the western country that pirates the most, but we wouldn't pirate iF WE COULD BUY THIS SHIT LEGALLY, and it didn't cost A HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS when Americans only have to pay FIFTY. Not to mention, Australian censorship laws and the fucking nanny state block most of the adult content coming in, and sometimes we have to wait months for new things. I don't watch Game of Thrones, but you know the only way you can view it in Australia is a week after it comes out in America, and only on fucking expensive paid TV?

It's Price Tyranny. END THE PRICE TYRANNY

[Wisconsin9]

Fucking Kolechian terrorists.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Meh. The Xbone only really has one game to offer me and thats Sunset Overdrive.

Not really worth 460$.

In the meantime, I will play Mario Kart 8 until SSB comes out.

I bought it full price...

I do miss some Nintendo games. Like M-Kart. And those Zelda remakes. And Wii Sports Resort. Because I could fly a plane. That was the only reason.

MK8 is fun, I preordered the DLC.

[Imperial-Russia]

Fucking Kolechian terrorists.

glery teh arstotzka

[Onekawa-Nukanor]

http://www.polygon.com/2014/8/29/6083573/saints-row-gat-out-of-hell-sends-the-saints-to-hell-in-2015

And then my prayers for a new Saints Row was answered in part, and I wept tears of joy. I'm loving the setting.

[Gristol-Serkonos]

http://www.polygon.com/2014/8/29/6083573/saints-row-gat-out-of-hell-sends-the-saints-to-hell-in-2015

And then my prayers for a new Saints Row was answered in part, and I wept tears of joy. I'm loving the setting.

A Saints Row game featuring Johnny Gat as the protagonist?

-shoves money to Volition-

Here's my 15 CAD.

[Wisconsin9]

I've decided that, during Papers, Please, I will automatically deny anyone who forgets to hand me all their stuff at first, even if it checks out. Because fuck you, this is a hard fucking job and your fuck up could get my family killed.

[The Huskar Social Union]

http://www.polygon.com/2014/8/29/6083573/saints-row-gat-out-of-hell-sends-the-saints-to-hell-in-2015

And then my prayers for a new Saints Row was answered in part, and I wept tears of joy. I'm loving the setting.

Meh ive lost interest in those games by the third one, wont be buying it.

Also in regards to what mouse people were using earlier, i have a Tecknet 6D gaming mouse. Its pretty cool and works really well.

[Altito Asmoro]

http://www.polygon.com/2014/8/29/6083573/saints-row-gat-out-of-hell-sends-the-saints-to-hell-in-2015

And then my prayers for a new Saints Row was answered in part, and I wept tears of joy. I'm loving the setting.

Meh ive lost interest in those games by the third one, wont be buying it.

Also in regards to what mouse people were using earlier, i have a Tecknet 6D gaming mouse. Its pretty cool and works really well.

Logitech is pretty good.

[Bezombia]

I've never played the original CS, but if it's anything like CSGO then it's just too slow for m.e

Skilled players could finish rounds in less than half a minute.

Eh, it's still too slow. Too much stalking around, being afraid of poking your head out.
Quake is basically "Kill them before they kill you" and no other strategy will work.

[Bezombia]

Hello fellow gamers!

As some of you might have heard, theres this new game out there called Five Nights at Freddy's.

I have decided to be an activist and try get Scott Cawthon to port the game to the only console with a gamepad, the Wii U. So if you want to help, just sign here.

Thank you for reading this.

lelelelelel

[Bezombia]

Damn it, now using 2 monitors for a while is making me want to get a 2 monitor set up (Or 3).

Well, there goes my serious gaming budget increasing

Join the fold

[Bezombia]

wut?

Well, I saw some people thinking about if this could be on the Wii U (being that the in game security camera controller is a touch pad) and even a Gamefaqs form thinking about hypothetical controls for a Wii U port.

So, I thought why not try to start a petition to try to get it ported?

Because that's not how ports work.

Consoles charge ridiculous amounts for releasing games. An indie game is not going to make it over there.

Also Gamefaqs is a silly place filled with silly people.

[Bezombia]

I just want a solar powered keyboard...

We already have keyboards powered by magnets, what more do you want?

[Bezombia]

I wanna punch Bill Gates right in the fucking face.

Everyone else has been saying that since Windows Vista bro

[Bezombia]

Nah. I'm gonna bum my friend. No reason to have more than 1 "next-gen" (?) console.

Well, the Wii U is more powerful than the PS3.

You're comparing four year old hardware to eight year old hardware.

But if you got a PC, PS4, and a Wii U you could play 95% of the games this generation.

If you got a PC alone you could play 98% of games period.

[Zeinbrad]

I just want a solar powered keyboard...

We already have keyboards powered by magnets, what more do you want?

One that gets you a girlfriend.

*crickets*

I shall leave now.

[Bezombia]

Registug will be happy to read this:

http://kotaku.com/valve-taken-to-court- ... 1628236525

Neat

Now when will the ACCC go up against American businesses to make them stop excluding Australia from content the rest of the world gets, and to stop the fucking price exploitation that no one in the world has to pay.

Australia is the western country that pirates the most, but we wouldn't pirate iF WE COULD BUY THIS SHIT LEGALLY, and it didn't cost A HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS when Americans only have to pay FIFTY. Not to mention, Australian censorship laws and the fucking nanny state block most of the adult content coming in, and sometimes we have to wait months for new things. I don't watch Game of Thrones, but you know the only way you can view it in Australia is a week after it comes out in America, and only on fucking expensive paid TV?

It's Price Tyranny. END THE PRICE TYRANNY

obv. the answer is to move to france