NATION

PASSWORD

Golden Oak Library: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

A coffee shop for those who like to discuss art, music, books, movies, TV, each other's own works, and existential angst.

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Ximea
Senator
 
Posts: 4769
Founded: May 28, 2004
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ximea » Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:41 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:

You will find only misery and despair in my gaze, pony. Look away.

Here, try these eyes instead.
Last edited by Ximea on Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
" I love talking to you...It's like talking with Pestilence of the 4 horsemen over a cup of coffee." - Quandarm

User avatar
Ameriganastan
Post Czar
 
Posts: 43154
Founded: Jul 01, 2008
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:42 pm

Ximea wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:You will find only misery and despair in my gaze, pony. Look away.

Here, try these eyes instead.

...I do like candy.
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

User avatar
Wilgrove
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38590
Founded: May 08, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Wilgrove » Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:45 pm


User avatar
The Time Alliance
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10635
Founded: Aug 16, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby The Time Alliance » Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:45 pm

Ximea wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:You will find only misery and despair in my gaze, pony. Look away.

Here, try these eyes instead.

Suggestive.

User avatar
Wilgrove
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38590
Founded: May 08, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Wilgrove » Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:49 pm

Ximea wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:You will find only misery and despair in my gaze, pony. Look away.

Here, try these eyes instead.


Fluttershy, why are you driving a windowless van?
Last edited by Wilgrove on Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:50 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
The Time Alliance
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10635
Founded: Aug 16, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby The Time Alliance » Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:50 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Ximea wrote:Here, try these eyes instead.


Fluttershy, why are you driving this van?

You sir. Were thinking exactly what I was.

User avatar
Wilgrove
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38590
Founded: May 08, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Wilgrove » Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:52 pm

Image

User avatar
Ameriganastan
Post Czar
 
Posts: 43154
Founded: Jul 01, 2008
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:00 pm

Oh, awesome. The dude who did that VinylxRedheart pic said I can use it as cover art when I submit my story. What a nice fella.
Last edited by Ameriganastan on Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

User avatar
Wilgrove
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38590
Founded: May 08, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Wilgrove » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:03 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Oh, awesome. The dude who did that VinylxRedheart pic said I can use it as cover art when I submit my story. What a nice fella.


Nice! :D

User avatar
Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 26819
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Auzkhia » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:05 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Oh, awesome. The dude who did that VinylxRedheart pic said I can use it as cover art when I submit my story. What a nice fella.

Awesome!
Hello, I'm Auzi.
I do not use NS page statistics.
PONIES UNITE!!!
Factbook (Under Construction) Death to Realism! Embassies
Alles über mich, everything about me.
Transfem Androgyne/demigirl (They/them|she/her) Bisexual, Pennsylvanian, Furry, Agnostic atheist, socialist.
Democratic President 2020

User avatar
Ximea
Senator
 
Posts: 4769
Founded: May 28, 2004
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ximea » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:01 pm

The Time Alliance wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Fluttershy, why are you driving this van?

You sir. Were thinking exactly what I was.

That's the general idea behind the image, yes.
" I love talking to you...It's like talking with Pestilence of the 4 horsemen over a cup of coffee." - Quandarm

User avatar
Lazssia
Senator
 
Posts: 4047
Founded: Apr 13, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Lazssia » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:03 pm

Ximea wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:You will find only misery and despair in my gaze, pony. Look away.

Here, try these eyes instead.

Hide yo fillies, hide yo colts...
Wilgrove wrote:

Dash gets all the bitches.
Ameriganastan wrote:Oh, awesome. The dude who did that VinylxRedheart pic said I can use it as cover art when I submit my story. What a nice fella.

coolio.


Bath time missy.
Last edited by Lazssia on Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:04 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Wilgrove
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38590
Founded: May 08, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Wilgrove » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:15 pm

Welp, I'm going to bed, g'night everypony!

User avatar
Krazakistan
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5230
Founded: May 01, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Krazakistan » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:17 pm

Wilgrove wrote:Welp, I'm going to bed, g'night everypony!


OH MY UNIVERSE!

D'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Secularism, restricted immigration policy, against affirmative action, voter ID laws, gun rights, democracy, free-market capitalism, egalitarianism, nationalism, and lastly, Rhodesia > Zimbabwe

Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: 6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.56
"On the other hand, and let's face it, there's always another hand, unless you're a Saudi Arabian shoplifter of course, hurt feelings can be quite traumatic. I've heard that it can take seconds, sometimes even minutes, to get over it" ~ Pat Condell

"Communism works only in heaven, where they don't need it, and in hell, where they've already got it." ~ Ronald Reagan

"Communism was a mistake" ~ (((((((((Karl Marx)))))))))
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP

User avatar
Neo Arcad
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11242
Founded: Jan 29, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Neo Arcad » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:46 am

Ameriganastan wrote:Oh, awesome. The dude who did that VinylxRedheart pic said I can use it as cover art when I submit my story. What a nice fella.


I am really looking forward to that story. :3
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

User avatar
Ameriganastan
Post Czar
 
Posts: 43154
Founded: Jul 01, 2008
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:51 am

Neo Arcad wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Oh, awesome. The dude who did that VinylxRedheart pic said I can use it as cover art when I submit my story. What a nice fella.


I am really looking forward to that story. :3

At the rate I'm going, it may be done before Saturday. I'm on a total roll tonight.
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

User avatar
Quidomne
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7542
Founded: Sep 19, 2011
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Quidomne » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:16 am

Auzkhia wrote:Bon Bon


...

Image




Yeah, real bummer.

He was a great guy.

Orangi wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Orangi is now thread's Doge.


If you insist, but Quid is far more fitting.


:D



Needs more hats.

Ameriganastan wrote:
Vampire bats are bats whose food source is blood


Did she drink blood? Then she's not a Vampire.

And before I get really pissed and say something I'll regret, I'm excusing myself from here for a spell.


You know, for someone who tells us not to take this cartoon so seriously, you sure take this cartoon seriously.

Ameriganastan wrote:"I'm OK!"


Japanese Derpy has cutest voice.

Ifreann wrote:
Quidomne wrote:Happy Eas-

...

GODDAMNIT.

NEW

YEAR.

Nyah.

Derp.

Oh Quid, never change.


Image


Wilgrove wrote:


Such fancy.
Wow.
Very mustache.

The Norgan Alliance wrote:For Sine and Sesh


SO.

MUCH.

PINK.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Seshephe wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:I went to the mall, and I acquired a Fluttershy toy. She's pretty.
No, I did not use the "this is for my niece/daughter/sister/granddaughter" excuse.

Why would you say anything? You're just buying a toy o_O


Afraid of being judged.

That's my reason anyway.

Auzkhia wrote:
The Time Alliance wrote:That reminds me. Do you have any Thread Canons? Like things that happened in the thread that you guys keep up with that became like a definition of something or.... yeah.
Like OTP and the likes. I don't know what to call anything else.

Thread canon?
According to that, I am Dusk Shine, and Fluttershy is my waifu.


I am simultaneously thread Derpy and thread Lyra.

...

SHUT UP IT WORKS



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...

OK.
Call me Quid.
☁☀☁
The Angels of Derp
My personal blog and shit
Member of the One True Faith and Church. Join The Church of Derpy today!

User avatar
Ameriganastan
Post Czar
 
Posts: 43154
Founded: Jul 01, 2008
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:20 am

Quidomne wrote:You know, for someone who tells us not to take this cartoon so seriously, you sure take this cartoon seriously.

I'm a hypocrite. Sue me.
Last edited by Ameriganastan on Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:20 am, edited 1 time in total.
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

User avatar
Immoren
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 62800
Founded: Mar 20, 2010
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Immoren » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:21 am

Ameriganastan wrote:
Quidomne wrote:You know, for someone who tells us not to take this cartoon so seriously, you sure take this cartoon seriously.

I'm a hypocrite. Sue me.


OK. We`ll meet at court next week.
IC Flag Is a Pope Principia
I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ I'ᴠᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ɴᴇᴀʀ Aʀᴀʀᴀɢɪ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ.
— Death. Probably.

User avatar
Ameriganastan
Post Czar
 
Posts: 43154
Founded: Jul 01, 2008
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:31 am

The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

User avatar
Atomosea
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7842
Founded: Aug 11, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Atomosea » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:36 am

Immoren wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:I'm a hypocrite. Sue me.


OK. We`ll meet at court next week.

No need. I've just passed the test to become a judge. *ahem*

Ameriganistan, by the powers invested in me by the great Commonwealth of Kentucky, I find you guilty of Hypocrisy in the First Degree and, in accordance with the Commonwealth Criminal Law Manual, 10th Edition, I have selected a punishment I believe to be in accordance with the shock and disgust I feel at your crime, taking into account all that I know about you.

Therefore, Mr. Ameriganistan, in the name of the Commonwealth of Kentucky and the United States of America, you are hereby compelled to reimburse the plaintiffs the full amount of sixty-two American Cents (62¢) and a small bluish-green ball of lint. ADJOURNED! *gavel*
Last edited by Atomosea on Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:37 am, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Ameriganastan
Post Czar
 
Posts: 43154
Founded: Jul 01, 2008
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:41 am

Atomosea wrote:
Immoren wrote:
OK. We`ll meet at court next week.

No need. I've just passed the test to become a judge. *ahem*

Ameriganistan, by the powers invested in me by the great Commonwealth of Kentucky, I find you guilty of Hypocrisy in the First Degree and, in accordance with the Commonwealth Criminal Law Manual, 10th Edition, I have selected a punishment I believe to be in accordance with the shock and disgust I feel at your crime, taking into account all that I know about you.

Therefore, Mr. Ameriganistan, in the name of the Commonwealth of Kentucky and the United States of America, you are hereby compelled to reimburse the plaintiffs the full amount of sixty-two American Cents (62¢) and a small bluish-green ball of lint. ADJOURNED! *gavel*

And...sigged. For being hilarious.
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

User avatar
Atomosea
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7842
Founded: Aug 11, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Atomosea » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:51 am

Ameriganastan wrote:
Atomosea wrote:No need. I've just passed the test to become a judge. *ahem*

Ameriganistan, by the powers invested in me by the great Commonwealth of Kentucky, I find you guilty of Hypocrisy in the First Degree and, in accordance with the Commonwealth Criminal Law Manual, 10th Edition, I have selected a punishment I believe to be in accordance with the shock and disgust I feel at your crime, taking into account all that I know about you.

Therefore, Mr. Ameriganistan, in the name of the Commonwealth of Kentucky and the United States of America, you are hereby compelled to reimburse the plaintiffs the full amount of sixty-two American Cents (62¢) and a small bluish-green ball of lint. ADJOURNED! *gavel*

And...sigged. For being hilarious.

Sixty cents then. Please follow the clerk, she'll help you settle the matter of payment.

User avatar
Sinovet
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11795
Founded: Oct 18, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Sinovet » Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:07 am

Guess what guys.
Motherf*cking SNOW DAY!

Snow Pinkie

User avatar
Wilgrove
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38590
Founded: May 08, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Wilgrove » Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:26 am

Sinovet wrote:Guess what guys.
Motherf*cking SNOW DAY!

Snow Pinkie


*Looks outside*

Nope, no snow here, just bitter cold.

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Arts & Fiction

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Platypus Bureaucracy

Advertisement

Remove ads