Grand Theft Auto 5

[Licana]

Literally only one thing worth getting this update. :>

[Corrian]

Speaking of which, here's the beginning of my doucheification.
The Kanye shoes...

Oh god...

[Val Halla]

I got bored, so...

My reaction to the vehicle costs.

Me at the end of Heavy Rain.

Me when some guy kills me when I'm paused.

[Ancient Magmia]

More lovely outfits

[Imperial isa]

New gun sucks. Stats-wise it looks comparable to the assault SMG except with very slightly higher damage, but less range and fire rate. Accuracy is the same.

New gun the whole front part of the barrel is the silencer,so i am amazed it just don't suck more

[Zanera]

So you know the update that comes out today? The one with the solid gold plane? You know how much it costs in single player? Nope. It's $10 million.

And the award for Dumbest GTA Update (so far) goes to...
(I haven't actually looked at the update yet, but I imagine everything else is ludicrously expensive as well except for maybe clothes)

Seriously though, what the hell is the point of even buying it then? With that kind of money I could get a Insurgent Pick-Up, Hydra, tank, AND Buzzard, and still have some money left over (I think...). All of which could blow that thing out of the freaking sky.
This is probably an update for people who either A) do absolutely nothing but play GTA all day, or B) have enough disposable income to spend more than $25 on Shark Cards.

Your character reminds me of Satan for some reason...can't quite put my finger on it...

Dem eyes...

They stare into my soul, learning all of my darkest secrets.
There will probably be an overload, considering it is GTA V, and it is all about dark secrets.

[Imperial isa]

I do like they made the vehicle websites more neater

[Transnapastain]

More lovely outfits

pls no!

[Corrian]

More lovely outfits

I can never play this this game with you again

I got bored, so...

My reaction to the vehicle costs.

Me at the end of Heavy Rain.

Me when some guy kills me when I'm paused.

Nice

[Ancient Magmia]

I'll probably get rid of those outfits eventually, but for now I'm going to bask in the tackiness.

EDIT: Also, another complaint I have with this update: the female clothes. First off, the fur coats are not open, so no chains with a fur coat. Second, the selection of stuff as a whole just doesn't feel as diverse as the male clothes. Third, the chains hang so low your character pretty much has to be in a bikini top, camisole or similarly low cut top in order for the chain to not clip into the clothing... They really screwed up with that.
And for god's sake FIX THE CREW EMBLEMS ON SHIRTS SO THE DAMN TATTOOS STOP SHOWING UP ON CLOTHES!

New gun sucks. Stats-wise it looks comparable to the assault SMG except with very slightly higher damage, but less range and fire rate. Accuracy is the same.

New gun the whole front part of the barrel is the silencer,so i am amazed it just don't suck more

Really? Huh...so that's why I thought it sounded weird.

[Ancient Magmia]

...so private dances in online are topless now...like in story mode.
And there's more than the same three dancers now.

[Imperial isa]

...so private dances in online are topless now...like in story mode.
And there's more than the same three dancers now.

So all six from story mode can be added to your phone book ,hum missing one

[Corrian]

...so private dances in online are topless now...like in story mode.
And there's more than the same three dancers now.

*Avoids more like the plague then before*

[Patridam]

They managed somehow to ruin the Virgo. It's almost as ugly as the Manana, with a generic front and godawful rear lights.

[Snowfall the Unicorn]

Idk, I like the new gun. May just be my love of the MPX blinding me or the fact it's new causing a placebo, but it feels like a lightweight AR to me, with lower damage, which doesn't matter because I aim for the head which is a 1s1k regardless of damage

[Zanera]

They didn't add any military vehicles or anything, and I can understand that, but I have an excuse. Rich people love to fly planes and helicopters like they really know how to, and since this update is about being rich, why not add some old plane a rich person would buy, and why not a biplane? And since they have enough money to get the government to look the other way, they can get working guns onto it.

I really, really want a WWI style biplane.

[Ancient Magmia]

...so private dances in online are topless now...like in story mode.
And there's more than the same three dancers now.

So all six from story mode can be added to your phone book ,hum missing one

I saw four additional dancers when I was online, so I think they did add them all.

They managed somehow to ruin the Virgo. It's almost as ugly as the Manana, with a generic front and godawful rear lights.

Blasphemy!

In all seriousness though I personally love the look of the Manana.

Idk, I like the new gun. May just be my love of the MPX blinding me or the fact it's new causing a placebo, but it feels like a lightweight AR to me, with lower damage, which doesn't matter because I aim for the head which is a 1s1k regardless of damage

They didn't add any military vehicles or anything, and I can understand that, but I have an excuse. Rich people love to fly planes and helicopters like they really know how to, and since this update is about being rich, why not add some old plane a rich person would buy, and why not a biplane? And since they have enough money to get the government to look the other way, they can get working guns onto it.

I really, really want a WWI style biplane.

Maybe something like that will be in part II or III.

[Zanera]

So all six from story mode can be added to your phone book ,hum missing one

I saw four additional dancers when I was online, so I think they did add them all.

They managed somehow to ruin the Virgo. It's almost as ugly as the Manana, with a generic front and godawful rear lights.

Blasphemy!

In all seriousness though I personally love the look of the Manana.

Idk, I like the new gun. May just be my love of the MPX blinding me or the fact it's new causing a placebo, but it feels like a lightweight AR to me, with lower damage, which doesn't matter because I aim for the head which is a 1s1k regardless of damage

They didn't add any military vehicles or anything, and I can understand that, but I have an excuse. Rich people love to fly planes and helicopters like they really know how to, and since this update is about being rich, why not add some old plane a rich person would buy, and why not a biplane? And since they have enough money to get the government to look the other way, they can get working guns onto it.

I really, really want a WWI style biplane.

Maybe something like that will be in part II or III.

That would be excellent. The first thing I'd do is buy it and then try to engage in an air battle with someone else who has it.

[Kannap]

They didn't add any military vehicles or anything, and I can understand that, but I have an excuse. Rich people love to fly planes and helicopters like they really know how to, and since this update is about being rich, why not add some old plane a rich person would buy, and why not a biplane? And since they have enough money to get the government to look the other way, they can get working guns onto it.

I really, really want a WWI style biplane.

I haven't played in a while, so maybe they already have added what I am about to say, but I really would gladly like to have one of those planes that can land on water. What are those called again?

[Wisconsin9]

They didn't add any military vehicles or anything, and I can understand that, but I have an excuse. Rich people love to fly planes and helicopters like they really know how to, and since this update is about being rich, why not add some old plane a rich person would buy, and why not a biplane? And since they have enough money to get the government to look the other way, they can get working guns onto it.

I really, really want a WWI style biplane.

I haven't played in a while, so maybe they already have added what I am about to say, but I really would gladly like to have one of those planes that can land on water. What are those called again?

Seaplanes.

[Ancient Magmia]

Finally just spent the money and got myself a Zentorno.

[Cadonica]

Finally just spent the money and got myself a Zentorno.

Ew.

[Snowfall the Unicorn]

Finally just spent the money and got myself a Zentorno.

;-;

You just went from "Real G" to "Rich rapper douche" ;-;

Nah not really. I have no room to talk, I bought the Casco just because it's a classic. I'm like the exponentially poorer (yet still upper class) version of Devin Weston

[Old Vester]

...so private dances in online are topless now...like in story mode.
And there's more than the same three dancers now.

If you see someone is in their apartment, and they have a mic, that's probably a good sign to start muting.
If not, get ready to call Guiness for world's shortest orgasms.

[Val Halla]

You know how GTA5 is "on sale"? It isn't on sale. Not really.