Grand Theft Auto 5

[Ancient Magmia]

I'm always watching the map very closely. If someone starts heading in my direction, ESPECIALLY when I have a bounty on my head, I start freaking out. And speeding up. And running away. I don't hop out of my car if someone turns the same corner as me, but I am always very alert and ready to start shooting at their car if it comes to it...

I suck at shooting from my car (mainly if the person is behind me, which is the vast majority of the time), so it's easier and life-saving for me to just hop out. I can get out my RPG or other heavy powered machinery that way too.

Unless I'm the passenger, then I just lock-on to shoot them.

[Wisconsin9]

I was expecting you guys to trick out your cars more.

Though, W9, your Buffalo and Tornado are dope af. The Turismo is nice too.

-snip-

Nice.

It's his fault he died. Who the hell just lets somebody follow them for 15 minutes? If I even have somebody turn the same corner as me from blocks away, I pull over and stand behind my car until they either go away or pull up and stop or start shooting. I would have RPG'd you if that were me.

I keep driving, but I keep a close eye on the dot, ready my AP pistol, and start looking for a good defensive spot.

Going on in a little bit. Anyone wanna join me?

[Ancient Magmia]

I keep driving, but I keep a close eye on the dot, ready my AP pistol, and start looking for a good defensive spot.

Going on in a little bit. Anyone wanna join me?

Sure. I'll be on in about 15 minutes.

[Corrian]

I suck at shooting from my car (mainly if the person is behind me, which is the vast majority of the time), so it's easier and life-saving for me to just hop out. I can get out my RPG or other heavy powered machinery that way too.

I've been surprised with my shooting while driving, but not all the time. And especially when I'm SHOOTING BEHIND ME and trying to drive at the same time...And dodge traffic...But there was one day where I got like 2 or 3 headshots in a row on drivers in moving cars while driving myself

And my dad just took the keyboard, my best form of communication, to test a computer, or I might pop on.

[Costa Fierro]

I recently joined the official GTA forum. Jesus, it's like game scripting and game development is like some sort of dark art there that shouldn't be spoken about.

Some people there actually believe that the reason Rockstar scripted less vehicle damage into the game was "to accommodate noobs".

[Ancient Magmia]

Today was fun.

Did some DMs with Mushet. One of them was a R* verified one set in the grassy, wet area outside of the military base. It was called "Battlefield GTA" or something; probably the funnest DM I've ever played. It helped that there were six of us on each team. Then at some point we did another one with another player who joined; it was me and them vs. Mushet, and we won. Then we completed a survival. After that we (me and the other player) BARELY lost another DM where a 4th player joined with Mushet.

Then before all of this, I helped W9 get a Manana*, and then we drove down to Grove Street, shot the Barneys, and fought off the police for about...15-20 minutes maybe. It ended with me accidentally killing W9 (trying to shoot a cop) and then getting shot by a cop 5 seconds later.
So yeah, fun day and I made some money from Jobs and selling my Bobcat (which, actually, turns out NOT to be a Bobcat...)


*speaking of which, if anybody wants to know where they spawn, let me know.

[Mushet]

Today was fun.

Did some DMs with Mushet. One of them was a R* verified one set in the grassy, wet area outside of the military base. It was called "Battlefield GTA" or something; probably the funnest DM I've ever played. It helped that there were six of us on each team. Then at some point I we did another one with another player who joined; it was me and them vs. Mushet, and we won Then we completed a survival. After that we (me and the other player) BARELY lost another DM where a 4th player joined with Mushet.

Then before all of this, I helped W9 get a Manana*, and then we drove down to Grove Street, shot the Barneys, and fought off the police for about...15-20 minutes maybe. It ended with me accidentally killing W9 (trying to shoot a cop) and then getting shot by a cop 5 seconds later.
So yeah, fun day and I made some money from Jobs and selling my Bobcat (which, actually, turns out NOT to be a Bobcat...)


*speaking of which, if anybody wants to know where they spawn, let me know.

You barely won that shit too with the two of you teamed against me, forgot that detail/

[Ancient Magmia]

You barely won that shit too with the two of you teamed against me, forgot that detail/

I couldn't remember how close it was.

[Mushet]

You barely won that shit too with the two of you teamed against me, forgot that detail/

I couldn't remember how close it was.

I was kicking your collective asses for a while

[Mushet]

Man, I was playing as my alternate and I decided to have this one be on the starts shit, and he's only a level 20 something, so whatever. Anyway I was going after this red dot level 30 (red dot = probably had it coming to him) dude and killing him, he went into passive mode and I had the sniper rifle trained right on him and his obnoxious ass does that finger fucking thing to mock me, still kept it on him, his dumb ass called a chopper and right after he got in I sniped him out, he promptly left the session

[Corrian]

Man, I was playing as my alternate and I decided to have this one be on the starts shit, and he's only a level 20 something, so whatever. Anyway I was going after this red dot level 30 (red dot = probably had it coming to him) dude and killing him, he went into passive mode and I had the sniper rifle trained right on him and his obnoxious ass does that finger fucking thing to mock me, still kept it on him, his dumb ass called a chopper and right after he got in I sniped him out, he promptly left the session

You'd think people would get smarter after getting to 30...But nooope, people still seem dumb at that level and beyond....

[Corrian]

I just found the most awesome random event on this game ever. I found a tapdancing hillbilly in the middle of nowhere, singing along to a song as well. To make it even more perfect, a pig keeps walking back and forth in front of the picture....It's just so awesome.

[Corrian]

Aaaand now I just found some dude tied to a pole in girls underwear....

[Imperial isa]

Aaaand now I just found some dude tied to a pole in girls underwear....

Bucks party
I think that a side quest that starts if you talk to him

[Wisconsin9]

Hey, you know what's fun? Gang attacks in a tank.

[Imperial isa]

Hey, you know what's fun? Gang attacks in a tank.

Very

I all so starting to think the Bullpup is made by a GTA clone of Norinco

[Mushet]

Hey, you know what's fun? Gang attacks in a tank.

Nah not really to me, to me its more stupid than anything else.

[Registug]

got myself a merryweather mesa

[Mushet]

got myself a merryweather mesa

Ive had one for a while, got it when somebody called them on me, had to pull the bodies out first though

[Registug]

My friend was like "I want a merryweather Mesa" and I'm like "you can get those???"

So I called mercs on him, he shot the dudes, then I ran up and got in one of the cars and sat near the other so it wouldn't despawn.

Since he managed to kill himself by accident, I also got a refund for the mercs.

[Costa Fierro]

Hey, you know what's fun? Gang attacks in a tank.

Very

I all so starting to think the Bullpup is made by a GTA clone of Norinco

The QBZ-95? They also have clones of Browning, Colt and Heckler & Koch.

[Corrian]

Oh, I forgot to say that day got even weirder. I got chased down by a bunch of hillbillies on dirt bikes, and they told me to pull over and shot me to pieces as soon as I slowed down (I expected it to happen, but slowed down anyway)

[Corrian]

(Spoiler below for anyone who hasn't finished the story yet)

Did anyone else actually watch Michael's movie that he was the producer of in the movie theaters? It's hilarious and makes so many jabs at Hollywood movie stereotypes.

[The Huskar Social Union]

(Spoiler below for anyone who hasn't finished the story yet)

Did anyone else actually watch Michael's movie that he was the producer of in the movie theaters? It's hilarious and makes so many jabs at Hollywood movie stereotypes.

Yeah i saw it once, it was pretty funny, but all of the movies in that game are random as hell, there was this Spanish one i remember watching in it once, it was black and white and involved this guy climbing a ladder and a bunch of other random stuff... it was one of the strangest things i have ever seen.

[Corrian]

(Spoiler below for anyone who hasn't finished the story yet)

Did anyone else actually watch Michael's movie that he was the producer of in the movie theaters? It's hilarious and makes so many jabs at Hollywood movie stereotypes.

Yeah i saw it once, it was pretty funny, but all of the movies in that game are random as hell, there was this Spanish one i remember watching in it once, it was black and white and involved this guy involving a ladder and a bunch of other random stuff... it was one of the strangest things i have ever seen.

That was the only other one I've seen...All I could think was "The hell am I watching?"

I need to see some of the others...