Grand Theft Auto 5

[Imperial isa]

It actually looks kind of boring, to be honest. I mean, I like the way it looks but I think I should respray it in a metallic green and find a nice pearlescent to go with it. Then it'll be dope

I think something wrong for me with pearlescentas i have a metallic ,But when i go to look at the pearlescentas i unlock i get told i need metallic

[Ancient Magmia]

It actually looks kind of boring, to be honest. I mean, I like the way it looks but I think I should respray it in a metallic green and find a nice pearlescent to go with it. Then it'll be dope

I think something wrong for me with pearlescentas i have a metallic ,But when i go to look at the pearlescentas i unlock i get told i need metallic

Same thing's been happening to me.

[Mushet]

Remember when I said "exceedingly Israeli"?

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Also, muh cars

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That guy in the background...

[Imperial isa]

Remember when I said "exceedingly Israeli"?

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Also, muh cars

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That guy in the background...

A well dressed Mugger

[Costa Fierro]

Vehicle handling is worse than ever

Nope. Vehicle handling is way better than the shit we were given in IV. Supercars having as much body roll as a sedan my ass.

Enemies take way too much damage before dying

Nope.

You die way to easily. Shootouts and rampages have become impossible

Nope.

They messed up the cover system. I can't ever hide behind the thing I want to

I don't have any problems with hiding. Maybe you just need to get better. Also, the cover system has always been iffy.

They removed most of my favorite cars. Or just made them too ugly to look at

Most of the cars haven't changed since IV.

They removed the most fun part of gta4's online, blowing everything up.

Stuff is still explosive online. It's actually ridiculously easy to blow cars up. There isn't the wild proliferation of RPG's (and for good fucking reasons).

Why the hell are the police able to run you off the road no matter what?

Rubber band game scripting.

Why are the police so hard to lose?

They're not.

Where the hell is co-op

There never was co-op. In V or IV.

And finally, the map wasn't as big as promised

As promised? The map is one of the largest you can find on a gaming console.

That's all I can remember, but gimme some time. I can find more reasons.

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Oh please do.

[Costa Fierro]

It actually looks kind of boring, to be honest. I mean, I like the way it looks but I think I should respray it in a metallic green and find a nice pearlescent to go with it. Then it'll be dope.

Just keep it metallic but put gold wire wheels on it.

GTA needs pinstripes nao.

[Registug]

Remember when I said "exceedingly Israeli"?

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Also, muh cars

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That guy in the background...

What guy in the background?

[Costa Fierro]

That guy in the background...

What guy in the background?

Dude in the top hat and suit.

[Ancient Magmia]

Aight, got pics of (most of) my cars.

Already posted my red Infernus

Resprayed it metallic bright green with a yellow pearlescent. I'm officially happy with it now.

This is how it looked the first time I modified it.


Changed it a little while ago. Now it's chocolate brown with a race yellow pearlescent. Also added a spoiler.

Only other ones I still need to get pics of are my Super Diamond and Jester. I skipped the Gauntlet (partially visible in the Emperor pic) because the only thing I changed after...'acquiring' it was the wheels and rim color (which as you can see is hot pink ).
I had a Voltic, but I sold it (decided I didn't like the customization options for it). It's a nice car though.

[Corrian]

I forgot how to save GTA V...I kept autosave off for various different reasons, so I kinda forgot that it didn't autosave last time and lost everything I did. Oh well.

[Wisconsin9]

I forgot how to save GTA V...I kept autosave off for various different reasons, so I kinda forgot that it didn't autosave last time and lost everything I did. Oh well.

You can either go to sleep or use the quick-save app on your phone.

[Costa Fierro]

I've killed 104 people. I was unaware people had the misfortune of pissing me off that many times.

[Corrian]

I forgot how to save GTA V...I kept autosave off for various different reasons, so I kinda forgot that it didn't autosave last time and lost everything I did. Oh well.

You can either go to sleep or use the quick-save app on your phone.

I knew it was something stupid I forgot. Thanks.

[Ancient Magmia]

Well, my morning was quite eventful.

Screwed around in an empty lobby for a bit, did a mission and came back to a full one. I decided to screw around with my Luxor, then a bounty popped up. I planned to kamikaze him, but when I approached him I saw that he was in a jet...I quickly flew away while he was busy dodging rockets from the military base. I felt like crashing into somebody so I flew towards these two dudes up in Mount Chiliad. Unfortunately I missed by a hair, and then one of them messages me and tells me to get a life (seriously dude? this is GTA for fuck's sake)...I then proceeded to grief the shit out of them. That lasted about ten minutes, then I accidentally blew myself up with a grenade and they took off. They were screwing around in the prison, so I left them alone until I passed by them on the highway. The dude that sent me the message died and spawned outside the gate. I got out of my car, sniped his ass from the highway, and took off. He left shortly after.

Later on, somebody put a 9k bounty on a guy that was a block away from me, so I sniped him and took off. Then I decided to go after another bounty...and got blasted by his tank. And I had to pay the premium on my Infernus.
Payed that, called up another car, and this other bastard decides to pick a fight with me; I blew him and his friend in their car and we do a 1on1 DM (which I won, 3 to 0). During that we were both trying to dodge another tank that was fucking up our shootout. I proceeded to kill this dude two more times before he left.
Then I trolled this level three for a little bit before signing off...wanted to give him the proper welcome to the warzone that is Los Santos, since most of these newbs don't have any respect for us hardened, psychopathic killers.

[Wisconsin9]

Well, my morning was quite eventful.

Screwed around in an empty lobby for a bit, did a mission and came back to a full one. I decided to screw around with my Luxor, then a bounty popped up. I planned to kamikaze him, but when I approached him I saw that he was in a jet...I quickly flew away while he was busy dodging rockets from the military base. I felt like crashing into somebody so I flew towards these two dudes up in Mount Chiliad. Unfortunately I missed by a hair, and then one of them messages me and tells me to get a life (seriously dude? this is GTA for fuck's sake)...I then proceeded to grief the shit out of them. That lasted about ten minutes, then I accidentally blew myself up with a grenade and they took off. They were screwing around in the prison, so I left them alone until I passed by them on the highway. The dude that sent me the message died and spawned outside the gate. I got out of my car, sniped his ass from the highway, and took off. He left shortly after.

Later on, somebody put a 9k bounty on a guy that was a block away from me, so I sniped him and took off. Then I decided to go after another bounty...and got blasted by his tank. And I had to pay the premium on my Infernus.
Payed that, called up another car, and this other bastard decides to pick a fight with me; I blew him and his friend in their car and we do a 1on1 DM (which I won, 3 to 0). During that we were both trying to dodge another tank that was fucking up our shootout. I proceeded to kill this dude two more times before he left.
Then I trolled this level three for a little bit before signing off...wanted to give him the proper welcome to the warzone that is Los Santos, since most of these newbs don't have any respect for us hardened, psychopathic killers.

Once you're into the eighties you're like a god. Hey, wanna go back on, find a nice full server, and put the fear of Us in some people? I could go for a nice vicious downtown battle.

[Imperial isa]

I hope the story dlc they talked of, doesn't need you to finish the main story as i have stopped playing it

[Corrian]

What would be hilarious is like 4 or 5 of us rollin' down the streets of the city in tanks.

I'm just imagining someone driving their car into town, only to find a wall of 5 tanks across the entire road in front of them, driving in sync with each other, and saying "OH SHIT!", slamming on the breaks, and driving away as 5 tanks blast in his direction at once.

[Wisconsin9]

Hoping we get some new tattoos soon.

What would be hilarious is like 4 or 5 of us rollin' down the streets of the city in tanks.

I'm just imagining someone driving their car into town, only to find a wall of 5 tanks across the entire road in front of them, driving in sync with each other, and saying "OH SHIT!", slamming on the breaks, and driving away as 5 tanks blast in his direction at once.

We've gotten three before, but that's it, and we weren't really coordinated.

[Ancient Magmia]

What would be hilarious is like 4 or 5 of us rollin' down the streets of the city in tanks.

I'm just imagining someone driving their car into town, only to find a wall of 5 tanks across the entire road in front of them, driving in sync with each other, and saying "OH SHIT!", slamming on the breaks, and driving away as 5 tanks blast in his direction at once.

That would be awesome.

Three of us did that once, though not together like that.

[Costa Fierro]

I'll post some of the vehicles in the garage:

Some of you have already seen it but repost for fun.

[Old Vester]

I just had the best snipe I'll probably ever have in GTA the other day.

I had just returned from a mission back onto the server, when I noticed one of those red skull bastards got a bounty on him. He was riding along with a friend, but he was close by. I stole the first car I could (some slow POS) and proceeded to follow him all the way out of LS and into the country side.The car was so slow that every time I caught up, I had to make it look like I was just passing by or else they'd easily gun me down and drive off. I kept following him until we got to the base of Mt.Chiliad. They didn't suspect a thing, even though I had been following them for a good 15 minutes.

I had to ditch the car, as the terrain made it incredibly useless. I proceeded to follow them on foot, but they got a good distance on me as they were on a motorcycle. I guessed they were a full mile away from me, and I couldn't catch up. And that's when it happened. They parachuted off the mountain, and I realized this was the only time I could get the shot. I pulled out my sniper rifle, zoomed in, and killed the bounty with a headshot. He was in midair, a moving target, and so far away that even while I was fully zoomed in, I could only see his parachute. I shot an invisible moving target 2+ miles away with basically only seconds of time to aim, with the bolt action sniper rifle. It was beautiful.

It turned out to be some kid and god, he was mad. I could hear yelling through the mic and I just laughed and laughed as he proceeded to kill me over and over again. It didn't matter, I got the shot. And until I pull off something even more impressive than that, I'll be happy everytime I log onto a GTA because I'll remember that shot.

[Wisconsin9]

And last but not least, my personal favorite, the...

[Corrian]

I just had the best snipe I'll probably ever have in GTA the other day.

I had just returned from a mission back onto the server, when I noticed one of those red skull bastards got a bounty on him. He was riding along with a friend, but he was close by. I stole the first car I could (some slow POS) and proceeded to follow him all the way out of LS and into the country side.The car was so slow that every time I caught up, I had to make it look like I was just passing by or else they'd easily gun me down and drive off. I kept following him until we got to the base of Mt.Chiliad. They didn't suspect a thing, even though I had been following them for a good 15 minutes.

I had to ditch the car, as the terrain made it incredibly useless. I proceeded to follow them on foot, but they got a good distance on me as they were on a motorcycle. I guessed they were a full mile away from me, and I couldn't catch up. And that's when it happened. They parachuted off the mountain, and I realized this was the only time I could get the shot. I pulled out my sniper rifle, zoomed in, and killed the bounty with a headshot. He was in midair, a moving target, and so far away that even while I was fully zoomed in, I could only see his parachute. I shot an invisible moving target 2+ miles away with basically only seconds of time to aim, with the bolt action sniper rifle. It was beautiful.

It turned out to be some kid and god, he was mad. I could hear yelling through the mic and I just laughed and laughed as he proceeded to kill me over and over again. It didn't matter, I got the shot. And until I pull off something even more impressive than that, I'll be happy everytime I log onto a GTA because I'll remember that shot.

Why they didn't suspect anything while you were chasing them with a guy with a bounty on their head, I have no idea...

Great shot, though.

[Ancient Magmia]

I was expecting you guys to trick out your cars more.

Though, W9, your Buffalo and Tornado are dope af. The Turismo is nice too.

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Nice.

It's his fault he died. Who the hell just lets somebody follow them for 15 minutes? If I even have somebody turn the same corner as me from blocks away, I pull over and stand behind my car until they either go away or pull up and stop or start shooting. I would have RPG'd you if that were me.

[Corrian]

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Nice.

It's his fault he died. Who the hell just lets somebody follow them for 15 minutes? If I even have somebody turn the same corner as me from blocks away, I pull over and stand behind my car until they either go away or pull up and stop or start shooting. I would have RPG'd you if that were me.

I'm always watching the map very closely. If someone starts heading in my direction, ESPECIALLY when I have a bounty on my head, I start freaking out. And speeding up. And running away. I don't hop out of my car if someone turns the same corner as me, but I am always very alert and ready to start shooting at their car if it comes to it...