Grand Theft Auto 5

[Ancient Magmia]

FUCK. JETS. I can't shoot for shit in those things. It's a hell of a lot easier to shoot somebody with a Buzzard and a hell of a lot harder to get. All I was able to get was a cop that was chasing after another player...the cop was ON FOOT.
The jet is too fast and wide, I can't see the target without getting dangerously close to the ground...the Buzzard is definitely more my style.

Also, damn assholes rolled up on me, 3 of them in a Super Diamond while I was driving a fucking Peyote. Had to blow up their car and got a bad sport warning. Then with Wisconsin9, I blew up some other assholes who were chasing us (I was aiming for their heads, car blew up from the bullets)...12,500 I had to pay for that fucking Adder and another warning.

I personally don't like the stuff, but I do understand why people enjoy a nice hot coffee.

...I see what you did there.

Uh...by the way, you were trying to tell me to shoot you when that dude set a bounty on you, right?

... was it a sex joke?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Coffee_mod

[Wisconsin9]

FUCK. JETS. I can't shoot for shit in those things. It's a hell of a lot easier to shoot somebody with a Buzzard and a hell of a lot harder to get. All I was able to get was a cop that was chasing after another player...the cop was ON FOOT.
The jet is too fast and wide, I can't see the target without getting dangerously close to the ground...the Buzzard is definitely more my style.

Also, damn assholes rolled up on me, 3 of them in a Super Diamond while I was driving a fucking Peyote. Had to blow up their car and got a bad sport warning. Then with Wisconsin9, I blew up some other assholes who were chasing us (I was aiming for their heads, car blew up from the bullets)...12,500 I had to pay for that fucking Adder and another warning.

I personally don't like the stuff, but I do understand why people enjoy a nice hot coffee.

...I see what you did there.

Uh...by the way, you were trying to tell me to shoot you when that dude set a bounty on you, right?

... was it a sex joke?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Coffee_mod

To get the jet, you gotta stay as low as you can. Get just high enough to clear the fence and any buildings in the way, then hug the dirt until you're away from the base. As for shooting with it... I told you, man, practice on cars rolling down the highway.

And yes, I was telling you to shoot me. Pretty blatantly, I sent you a text.

[Ancient Magmia]

To get the jet, you gotta stay as low as you can. Get just high enough to clear the fence and any buildings in the way, then hug the dirt until you're away from the base. As for shooting with it... I told you, man, practice on cars rolling down the highway.

And yes, I was telling you to shoot me. Pretty blatantly, I sent you a text.

Still though, I can just look for a Buzzard to spawn (or better yet, hustle and just buy one).
I tried shooting cars for a bit yesterday...still couldn't get shit. Guess I can try again though...

Really? I must have missed the notification...
I was waiting for you to fire a bullet at me or something.

[Wisconsin9]

To get the jet, you gotta stay as low as you can. Get just high enough to clear the fence and any buildings in the way, then hug the dirt until you're away from the base. As for shooting with it... I told you, man, practice on cars rolling down the highway.

And yes, I was telling you to shoot me. Pretty blatantly, I sent you a text.

Still though, I can just look for a Buzzard to spawn (or better yet, hustle and just buy one).
I tried shooting cars for a bit yesterday...still couldn't get shit. Guess I can try again though...

Really? I must have missed the notification...
I was waiting for you to fire a bullet at me or something.

I was just about literally a second away from doing so.

[Costa Fierro]

FUCK. JETS. I can't shoot for shit in those things.

"Oh no, a wild target has appeared!"

"Costa uses lock-on missiles!"

"It's super effective!"

[Wisconsin9]

FUCK. JETS. I can't shoot for shit in those things.

"Oh no, a wild target has appeared!"

"Costa uses lock-on missiles!"

"It's super effective!"

And then I shot you down before you realized I was there because I used the cannon.

[Ancient Magmia]

I forgot, I shot one dude that was semi-stationary in a heli.

FUCK. JETS. I can't shoot for shit in those things.

"Oh no, a wild target has appeared!"

"Costa uses lock-on missiles!"

"It's super effective!"

...and if the player is on foot? In a car?

[Wisconsin9]

I forgot, I shot one dude that was semi-stationary in a heli.

"Oh no, a wild target has appeared!"

"Costa uses lock-on missiles!"

"It's super effective!"

...and if the player is on foot? In a car?

Cannon.

[Ancient Magmia]

Cannon.

I suppose, though there's no blast radius like there is with a missle; if I don't get a direct hit there's still a chance they could be in range of the blast.
Gotten a lot of kills that way.

I'd still prefer the Buzzard for cannons though.

[Wisconsin9]

Cannon.

I suppose, though there's no blast radius like there is with a missle; if I don't get a direct hit there's still a chance they could be in range of the blast.
Gotten a lot of kills that way.

I'd still prefer the Buzzard for cannons though.

Buzzard doesn't fire explosive rounds.

[Mushet]

I'm pretty bad with buzzards too, I usually opt for on foot.

[Ancient Magmia]

Buzzard doesn't fire explosive rounds.

The jet does?

[Wisconsin9]

Buzzard doesn't fire explosive rounds.

The jet does?

You have to be at a relatively close range, but yeah.

[Ancient Magmia]

The jet does?

You have to be at a relatively close range, but yeah.

Eh, still prefer the Buzzard. Even if I were to master the fighter jet the Buzzard would still be more my style.

[Eastern Equestria]

Buzzard doesn't fire explosive rounds.

The jet does?

Yeah. It has fully-automatic dual cannons. Probably the most devastating weapon in the game which is comically underutilized. It's a steep learning curve to being able to use them effectively.

[Wisconsin9]

You have to be at a relatively close range, but yeah.

Eh, still prefer the Buzzard. Even if I were to master the fighter jet the Buzzard would still be more my style.

Someday you and I can have a battle between the two.

[Ancient Magmia]

Eh, still prefer the Buzzard. Even if I were to master the fighter jet the Buzzard would still be more my style.

Someday you and I can have a battle between the two.

Indeed.
Hell, we could have done that earlier when I almost shot you down.

"Dude in a fighter jet? Let's shoot him down!"
*fires*
*sees the blue ring around the pilot's dot*
"Shiiiiiiiiiit..."

[Wisconsin9]

Someday you and I can have a battle between the two.

Indeed.
Hell, we could have done that earlier when I almost shot you down.

"Dude in a fighter jet? Let's shoot him down!"
*fires*
*sees the blue ring around the pilot's dot*
"Shiiiiiiiiiit..."

Dude, you didn't almost shoot me down. I was just so confident that I could avoid it, I could safely let it kiss my ass until its proximity to so much awesomeness caused it to blow up.

[Ancient Magmia]

Dude, you didn't almost shoot me down. I was just so confident that I could avoid it, I could safely let it kiss my ass until its proximity to so much awesomeness caused it to blow up.

[Solaray]

FUCK. JETS. I can't shoot for shit in those things. It's a hell of a lot easier to shoot somebody with a Buzzard and a hell of a lot harder to get. All I was able to get was a cop that was chasing after another player...the cop was ON FOOT.
The jet is too fast and wide, I can't see the target without getting dangerously close to the ground...the Buzzard is definitely more my style.

Also, damn assholes rolled up on me, 3 of them in a Super Diamond while I was driving a fucking Peyote. Had to blow up their car and got a bad sport warning. Then with Wisconsin9, I blew up some other assholes who were chasing us (I was aiming for their heads, car blew up from the bullets)...12,500 I had to pay for that fucking Adder and another warning.

I personally don't like the stuff, but I do understand why people enjoy a nice hot coffee.

...I see what you did there.

Uh...by the way, you were trying to tell me to shoot you when that dude set a bounty on you, right?

... was it a sex joke?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Coffee_mod

Hmm. I'm usually better at picking up on that sort if thing. Ahh well.

[Absurrania]

I got on this morning rather bored, and decided to do a random mission, after spending enough to resort me to only having $20k in my account.

Got lucky and ended up with a group of goal-oriented guys from different clans. They were good, so I kept with them through some high paying Lester and Madrazo missions(steal the truck, steal the titan, rob these guys, etc.) and some lower paying jobs, and even one parachuting match. The guys, except for one, quit in the last mission(Madrazo's Extradition), but the other guy and I still got our $15k for completing the missions and delivering the briefcase. After that, we both left. At the end of the day, I had $104,000. I made 80k today, and I'm probably going back on later.

I got home, (albeit after being killed and then accidentally blowing myself up in some NPCs car when trying to do a horrible stunt jump in North Vinewood. Totally worth it just for experiencing the entire 6 second ordeal in windshield view.), changed into my "PJ" clothes, got in bed, realized I couldn't quit and bed, got out of bed, and then left.

So, ranking up a level(or two, I can't remember...), making $80k, and having a blast. Good way to start my day...

[Vareiln]

Indeed.
Hell, we could have done that earlier when I almost shot you down.

"Dude in a fighter jet? Let's shoot him down!"
*fires*
*sees the blue ring around the pilot's dot*
"Shiiiiiiiiiit..."

Dude, you didn't almost shoot me down. I was just so confident that I could avoid it, I could safely let it kiss my ass until its proximity to so much awesomeness caused it to blow up.

Moments like this make me wish I had a PS3...

[Imperial isa]

Is it just me or all the free flip flops have gone missing ?

[Absurrania]

Went on for another quickie. Did a Madrazo mission with Wisconsin 9, got $13,000, although Wisconsin 9 only got $6,000, depite being the one to deliver the evidence. Don't know what that's about. Then we got separated and I did a solo Potshot mission. Made $20k in two missions! Got off after Potshot.

So, I made $100,000 today, which is probably a record amount for me, excluding the money glitch stuff. My account has $120k+. Anyone else want to list their highest GTA 5 earnings in a day so I can try and beat them?

Also, I'm going to list my "GTA net-worth", or rough value of my house, all my vehicles, and my bank cash together. Clothes not counted. I'd like to also see everyone else's net worth, so my ego can be squashed.

Home(Eclipse Towers Apt.40, or 31. I honesty don't know which.) $391k, I suppose if it's Apt. 31.
Titan Plane: $2,000,000
Luxor: $1,500,000
Entity XF: $750,000(Assuming retail price)
Dune Buggy: $20,000(also retail price along with Sanchez and Hexer)
Hexer Motorcycle: $15,000
Sancehz Motorbike: $7,000
Patriot: Eh, $5,000?
Washington: $2500?
Eleghy R8 and Bifta: $0
Actual Money: $124,000

Soooo, that puts my net worth at $4,814,500.
Somebody come along and shame me by posting something like 10 Million. My number probably has a margin of error of around $5,000 - $45,000, since I don't know the definite value of my cars aside from the motorcycles/bikes, the dune buggy, and the Entity XF.

[Wisconsin9]

Went on for another quickie. Did a Madrazo mission with Wisconsin 9, got $13,000, although Wisconsin 9 only got $6,000, depite being the one to deliver the evidence. Don't know what that's about. Then we got separated and I did a solo Potshot mission. Made $20k in two missions! Got off after Potshot.

So, I made $100,000 today, which is probably a record amount for me, excluding the money glitch stuff. My account has $120k+. Anyone else want to list their highest GTA 5 earnings in a day so I can try and beat them?

Also, I'm going to list my "GTA net-worth", or rough value of my house, all my vehicles, and my bank cash together. Clothes not counted. I'd like to also see everyone else's net worth, so my ego can be squashed.

Home(Eclipse Towers Apt.40, or 31. I honesty don't know which.) $391k, I suppose if it's Apt. 31.
Titan Plane: $2,000,000
Luxor: $1,500,000
Entity XF: $750,000(Assuming retail price)
Dune Buggy: $20,000(also retail price along with Sanchez and Hexer)
Hexer Motorcycle: $15,000
Sancehz Motorbike: $7,000
Patriot: Eh, $5,000?
Washington: $2500?
Eleghy R8 and Bifta: $0
Actual Money: $124,000

Soooo, that puts my net worth at $4,814,500.
Somebody come along and shame me by posting something like 10 Million. My number probably has a margin of error of around $5,000 - $45,000, since I don't know the definite value of my cars aside from the motorcycles/bikes, the dune buggy, and the Entity XF.

It was probably your first time doing that mission. They give less on second and later goes. Also, if you want to go back on I'm trying to level my second character.