Grand Theft Auto 5

[Mushet]

Some fucker sniped me out of a helicopter, put a $9,000 bounty on him and went after him, he sniped me some more before I realized I could only get where he is by flight, I had Merryweather send a heli driver to the location, while the sniper was occupied, which I find amazing how he didn't notice the helicopter and me jumping out and shit, I'm sure he was sniping and used to white dots being near him trying to find him, but still, heli right above him, I went behind him and killed him collecting my reward, he then immediately left, later on I was near Wisonsin and some dude named Leary or something killed him, so I tried to hunt him down partly because he had it coming to him partly since I was done with one exchange might as well get into another, so I see somebody where he was and start shooting, I eventually recognized it as Wisconsin and stopped, didn't kill him, and he took his sweet time at coming up behind me and murdering me.

Later I was my lower level character doing a bunch of missions with this level 79 dude doing pretty well for my level, later he drives me around in freemode we get into the base a few times both dieing after a few tries with those he starts a fist fight, first time we kill eachother, second time he kills me since I let him have first blood since I didn't wanna needlessly antagonize since we were doing missions earlier, then I come back and this fucker starts shooting and kills me with higher level weapons, he sniped me when I'm too far to get him and I wasn't high enough to get a sniper, and he kept on killing me, eventually I get lucky and leave, he goes into passive mode, I weapon up, I come back and this fool ain't movin' he's inactive, but you know what I went through all this trouble buying a Gusenburg and shit that that isn't gonna stop me, he got me when I was vulnerable, so I kept killing him until his character left.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Some fucker sniped me out of a helicopter, put a $9,000 bounty on him and went after him, he sniped me some more before I realized I could only get where he is by flight, I had Merryweather send a heli driver to the location, while the sniper was occupied, which I find amazing how he didn't notice the helicopter and me jumping out and shit, I'm sure he was sniping and used to white dots being near him trying to find him, but still, heli right above him, I went behind him and killed him collecting my reward, he then immediately left, later on I was near Wisonsin and some dude named Leary or something killed him, so I tried to hunt him down partly because he had it coming to him partly since I was done with one exchange might as well get into another, so I see somebody where he was and start shooting, I eventually recognized it as Wisconsin and stopped, didn't kill him, and he took his sweet time at coming up behind me and murdering me.

Later I was my lower level character doing a bunch of missions with this level 79 dude doing pretty well for my level, later he drives me around in freemode we get into the base a few times both dieing after a few tries with those he starts a fist fight, first time we kill eachother, second time he kills me since I let him have first blood since I didn't wanna needlessly antagonize since we were doing missions earlier, then I come back and this fucker starts shooting and kills me with higher level weapons, he sniped me when I'm too far to get him and I wasn't high enough to get a sniper, and he kept on killing me, eventually I get lucky and leave, he goes into passive mode, I weapon up, I come back and this fool ain't movin' he's inactive, but you know what I went through all this trouble buying a Gusenburg and shit that that isn't gonna stop me, he got me when I was vulnerable, so I kept killing him until his character left.

I hate pricks who constantly kill you over and over when you did nothing to them. I got into a full scale war with this guy the other day right next to the prison along the highway, fucker started shooting me as i drove past, i killed him, he sends me a 1v1 death match, i accept, beat him, he still does it, both of us constantly dieing along the road, he gets behind some rocks and camps there with a machine gun, and there is no cover around him so i die if i try and get to him, so i go with a merry weather airstrike, threw the flare right next to him.... nothing happened, complete waste of money, cost me eight grand. A few minutes later he ended up getting killed by the police and the fight continues again on the open plains next to the prison, due to the lack of cover i get murdered every time i spawned, eventually managed to get him when another player distracted him, who then joined the fight as a third party. Before he finally fucked off we both died around 20 times.

I found him again a while later, though this time i had an attack helicopter, so... guess what happened *cue maniacal laughter*

[Eastern Equestria]

Some fucker sniped me out of a helicopter, put a $9,000 bounty on him and went after him, he sniped me some more before I realized I could only get where he is by flight, I had Merryweather send a heli driver to the location, while the sniper was occupied, which I find amazing how he didn't notice the helicopter and me jumping out and shit, I'm sure he was sniping and used to white dots being near him trying to find him, but still, heli right above him, I went behind him and killed him collecting my reward, he then immediately left, later on I was near Wisonsin and some dude named Leary or something killed him, so I tried to hunt him down partly because he had it coming to him partly since I was done with one exchange might as well get into another, so I see somebody where he was and start shooting, I eventually recognized it as Wisconsin and stopped, didn't kill him, and he took his sweet time at coming up behind me and murdering me.

Later I was my lower level character doing a bunch of missions with this level 79 dude doing pretty well for my level, later he drives me around in freemode we get into the base a few times both dieing after a few tries with those he starts a fist fight, first time we kill eachother, second time he kills me since I let him have first blood since I didn't wanna needlessly antagonize since we were doing missions earlier, then I come back and this fucker starts shooting and kills me with higher level weapons, he sniped me when I'm too far to get him and I wasn't high enough to get a sniper, and he kept on killing me, eventually I get lucky and leave, he goes into passive mode, I weapon up, I come back and this fool ain't movin' he's inactive, but you know what I went through all this trouble buying a Gusenburg and shit that that isn't gonna stop me, he got me when I was vulnerable, so I kept killing him until his character left.

I hate pricks who constantly kill you over and over when you did nothing to them. I got into a full scale war with this guy the other day right next to the prison along the highway, fucker started shooting me as i drove past, i killed him, he sends me a 1v1 death match, i accept, beat him, he still does it, both of us constantly dieing along the road, he gets behind some rocks and camps there with a machine gun, and there is no cover around him so i die if i try and get to him, so i go with a merry weather airstrike, threw the flare right next to him.... nothing happened, complete waste of money, cost me eight grand. A few minutes later he ended up getting killed by the police and the fight continues again on the open plains next to the prison, due to the lack of cover i get murdered every time i spawned, eventually managed to get him when another player distracted him, who then joined the fight as a third party. Before he finally fucked off we both died around 20 times.

I found him again a while later, though this time i had an attack helicopter, so... guess what happened *cue maniacal laughter*

You picked him up and flew him to Mount Chilidad?

IMO, online mode would be boring without people like that instigating fights. At least when you've gotten to the point where I'm at where I've gotten my all my dream cars, penthouse apartment, all the specialty vehicles, etc. I see people trying to start shit as a welcome challenge. Whenever people mess with me, I just steal a fighter jet and kill them 10-12 times or until they leave the session.

[Imperial isa]

So If they let us buy mansions what happens to all the cars we all got ?

I have 8 cars, one motorbike and one bmx which i don't to loss

[The Huskar Social Union]

I hate pricks who constantly kill you over and over when you did nothing to them. I got into a full scale war with this guy the other day right next to the prison along the highway, fucker started shooting me as i drove past, i killed him, he sends me a 1v1 death match, i accept, beat him, he still does it, both of us constantly dieing along the road, he gets behind some rocks and camps there with a machine gun, and there is no cover around him so i die if i try and get to him, so i go with a merry weather airstrike, threw the flare right next to him.... nothing happened, complete waste of money, cost me eight grand. A few minutes later he ended up getting killed by the police and the fight continues again on the open plains next to the prison, due to the lack of cover i get murdered every time i spawned, eventually managed to get him when another player distracted him, who then joined the fight as a third party. Before he finally fucked off we both died around 20 times.

I found him again a while later, though this time i had an attack helicopter, so... guess what happened *cue maniacal laughter*

You picked him up and flew him to Mount Chilidad?

IMO, online mode would be boring without people like that instigating fights. At least when you've gotten to the point where I'm at where I've gotten my all my dream cars, penthouse apartment, all the specialty vehicles, etc. I see people trying to start shit as a welcome challenge. Whenever people mess with me, I just steal a fighter jet and kill them 10-12 times or until they leave the session.

Well Naturally, then we had a pleasant bike ride down to the coast where we partook in drinking games with the locals.

For the most part Ive got not problem with people starting fights with me online, its fun, the only time i will get annoyed at it is if they do it whilst i am in the middle of something, like clearing a gang hideout or stealing a car to sell, that kind of thing. If its just out of the blue when i am not doing anything then im all for it.

That guy i mentioned attacked me just as i came out of a mission and was trying to put my winnings away, so thats why he pissed me off.

[Mushet]

So If they let us buy mansions what happens to all the cars we all got ?

I have 8 cars, one motorbike and one bmx which i don't to loss

Mansions? What?

[Imperial isa]

So If they let us buy mansions what happens to all the cars we all got ?

I have 8 cars, one motorbike and one bmx which i don't to loss

Mansions? What?

So called leaks keeping talking of them


All so banking playing up for me as i put the money into the bank but when i get back on it's still in my wallet

[Wisconsin9]

Some fucker sniped me out of a helicopter, put a $9,000 bounty on him and went after him, he sniped me some more before I realized I could only get where he is by flight, I had Merryweather send a heli driver to the location, while the sniper was occupied, which I find amazing how he didn't notice the helicopter and me jumping out and shit, I'm sure he was sniping and used to white dots being near him trying to find him, but still, heli right above him, I went behind him and killed him collecting my reward, he then immediately left, later on I was near Wisonsin and some dude named Leary or something killed him, so I tried to hunt him down partly because he had it coming to him partly since I was done with one exchange might as well get into another, so I see somebody where he was and start shooting, I eventually recognized it as Wisconsin and stopped, didn't kill him, and he took his sweet time at coming up behind me and murdering me.

Later I was my lower level character doing a bunch of missions with this level 79 dude doing pretty well for my level, later he drives me around in freemode we get into the base a few times both dieing after a few tries with those he starts a fist fight, first time we kill eachother, second time he kills me since I let him have first blood since I didn't wanna needlessly antagonize since we were doing missions earlier, then I come back and this fucker starts shooting and kills me with higher level weapons, he sniped me when I'm too far to get him and I wasn't high enough to get a sniper, and he kept on killing me, eventually I get lucky and leave, he goes into passive mode, I weapon up, I come back and this fool ain't movin' he's inactive, but you know what I went through all this trouble buying a Gusenburg and shit that that isn't gonna stop me, he got me when I was vulnerable, so I kept killing him until his character left.

Oh. Oops. If I'd know you were the one who put the bounty on the guy then I wouldn't have killed you.

[Ancient Magmia]

*gets a text from some jackass saying "stupidd" (yes, exactly like that)*

Oh HELL no you about to die from the tommy gun of a level 5 (I was using my 2nd character), motherfucker!
*drives to the nice apartment in Vinewood Hills*
*Pulls up and it looks like the dude is in a tank*
Oooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

*drives away frantically*

Though I'm not certain it was him (there was another guy in the area, but his name looked too long for it to be him), or if he was even in a tank (didn't wanna stop to look but it sure as hell looked like one), I'm pretty sure it was.
He probably did that on purpose...I had literally just joined the session, there was no reason for him to text that other than to be a troll.

[Imperial isa]

that sucks

[Eastern Equestria]

*gets a text from some jackass saying "stupidd" (yes, exactly like that)*

Oh HELL no you about to die from the tommy gun of a level 5 (I was using my 2nd character), motherfucker!
*drives to the nice apartment in Vinewood Hills*
*Pulls up and it looks like the dude is in a tank*
Oooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

*drives away frantically*

Though I'm not certain it was him (there was another guy in the area, but his name looked too long for it to be him), or if he was even in a tank (didn't wanna stop to look but it sure as hell looked like one), I'm pretty sure it was.
He probably did that on purpose...I had literally just joined the session, there was no reason for him to text that other than to be a troll.

Tanks are one of my least favorite things in the game. They're horribly OP, and too often are abused by griefers. I've made it a personal mission of mine to destroy every tank I come across.

[Ancient Magmia]

Tanks are one of my least favorite things in the game. They're horribly OP, and too often are abused by griefers. I've made it a personal mission of mine to destroy every tank I come across.

I have mixed feelings on them. They are indeed OP, and I hate that players use a tanks to troll an entire session.
On the other hand, I don't want them taken away either. They're a cool addition to the game, there just needs to be better punishments for griefers. But then comes the question of what punishments and how will it work...

I plan on getting a tank, but I don't intend on going on those obnoxious rampages that ruin the session.

[Vareiln]

Tanks are one of my least favorite things in the game. They're horribly OP, and too often are abused by griefers. I've made it a personal mission of mine to destroy every tank I come across.

I have mixed feelings on them. They are indeed OP, and I hate that players use a tanks to troll an entire session.
On the other hand, I don't want them taken away either. They're a cool addition to the game, there just needs to be better punishments for griefers. But then comes the question of what punishments and how will it work...

I plan on getting a tank, but I don't intend on going on those obnoxious rampages that ruin the session.

Slower turret traverse would suffice, I think. To the point where someone could sprint in circles around a tank.
Lower acceleration would be nice too.

[Ancient Magmia]

Slower turret traverse would suffice, I think. To the point where someone could sprint in circles around a tank.
Lower acceleration would be nice too.

Sounds like good, reasonable adjustments.

[Imperial isa]

Why every time i walk into a clothing store the game tells me how to kill my pc so i can respawn ?

[Ancient Magmia]

Damn, good fun with Absurrania. We did drive-bys for probably like, half an hour. We freaking creamed these two dudes over and over again, and we only died a handful of times (probably killed the other guys like 2 dozen times or more). That was fun. I discovered that the AP Pistol is a good weapon for that, especially with a silencer so you don't get the police running after you.
Bet this brought up my K/D a bit.

Then we did some jobs...Absurrania sent me an invite just as one of the dudes was about to go after me.
Made about 25k from those.
We also did some gang attacks. After the last one we hopped in a plane, Absurrania left, and I went looking for somebody to kamikaze. Then I got an invite to the Survival on the pier, but the connection messed up and I left.

But good day. Probably gonna do 4 more Potshots before bed and bank another 42k.

Why every time i walk into a clothing store the game tells me how to kill my pc so i can respawn ?

I wondered that myself.

[Wisconsin9]

Damn, good fun with Absurrania. We did drive-bys for probably like, half an hour. We freaking creamed these two dudes over and over again, and we only died a handful of times (probably killed the other guys like 2 dozen times or more). That was fun. I discovered that the AP Pistol is a good weapon for that, especially with a silencer so you don't get the police running after you.
Bet this brought up my K/D a bit.

Then we did some jobs...Absurrania sent me an invite just as one of the dudes was about to go after me.
Made about 25k from those.
We also did some gang attacks. After the last one we hopped in a plane, Absurrania left, and I went looking for somebody to kamikaze. Then I got an invite to the Survival on the pier, but the connection messed up and I left.

But good day. Probably gonna do 4 more Potshots before bed and bank another 42k.

Why every time i walk into a clothing store the game tells me how to kill my pc so i can respawn ?

I wondered that myself.

Ooh, I'll go online now. Haven't gotten to play all day.

[Ancient Magmia]

18960925"Ooh, I'll go online now. Haven't gotten to play all day.

I'll join you after I get some coffee.

[Wisconsin9]

18960925"Ooh, I'll go online now. Haven't gotten to play all day.

I'll join you after I get some coffee.

I personally don't like the stuff, but I do understand why people enjoy a nice hot coffee.

[Absurrania]

Went on with Magmia. I picked him up in a Buzzard in Vinewood when he joined, and we chased a player to LS mods, were we got out of the heli and wrecked chaos. Killed about the same three or 4 dudes over and over. Didn't help that their cowboy boss was on the mic blabbering his every move and having a giggle fit every time we killed him. Anywho, that guy quit, and then his sidekicks ran away. His final protégé finally got too boring, and Magmia and I went to robbing stores(thanks for sharing the money!) before driving around some more, and eventually starting missions. Somwhere along that jumble we did some gang attacks, and I tried to find some random Ballas members to antagonize, but their turf was lackluster of pedestrians, and I got tired of searching neighborhoods in my fancy car.
After you count my ammo, armor, and Entity XF insurance costs, and the money made from missions, I lost about 10 grand from the time I got on to the time I got off. I exited in my usual style: jumping out of a flying vehicle. This time I parachuted out a plane. And then decided to see if I could survive a face dive-chute into the LS water Dam. I could not.

The highlight was the mini war we waged on the other players. Magmia is very good at drive-bys. And watching people shoot helplessly at the back of an Entity and trying to run in panic as I drive in reverse towards them while Magmia and I spray them with bullets, safely protected by my windowless car, is rather funny. Eventually though, the other players got tired of dying and resorted to more running and less fighting, which almost makes you feel like a troll. Almost.

Magmia and I work so much better shooting other people than we do shooting each other. As for tanks, definitely needs limits. I agree with slower speed and turret turning, but only in multiplayer. No need to ruin my singleplayer OPness.
I'm going to buy a tank, but I see no reason to kill everyone with it. Just higher ranking people(cause I love pissing them off), people with mics, people in other tanks, bounties, people dumb enough or smart enough to try to attack me in tank, and people who I don't like. That seems fair to me, and if you don't like it, I don't like you. Which means my tank doesn't like you. When I get a tank.

[Absurrania]

Damn, good fun with Absurrania. We did drive-bys for probably like, half an hour. We freaking creamed these two dudes over and over again, and we only died a handful of times (probably killed the other guys like 2 dozen times or more). That was fun. I discovered that the AP Pistol is a good weapon for that, especially with a silencer so you don't get the police running after you.
Bet this brought up my K/D a bit.

Then we did some jobs...Absurrania sent me an invite just as one of the dudes was about to go after me.
Made about 25k from those.
We also did some gang attacks. After the last one we hopped in a plane, Absurrania left, and I went looking for somebody to kamikaze. Then I got an invite to the Survival on the pier, but the connection messed up and I left.

But good day. Probably gonna do 4 more Potshots before bed and bank another 42k.

Why every time i walk into a clothing store the game tells me how to kill my pc so i can respawn ?

I wondered that myself.

Ninja'ed me.
Anyway, it's around that time to sleep. Around the same time for everyone else here in North America(where you will never find me...). Drink you coffee Magmia...or is it BOB! Seriously. Is your name Bob?
Don't answer that question unless your going to deny it. The sleep is crawling up on me, so sweet, horrid, violent dreams of candyland monsters taking over the world...or...ahem. Ignore that.

[Mushet]

Went on with Magmia. I picked him up in a Buzzard in Vinewood when he joined, and we chased a player to LS mods, were we got out of the heli and wrecked chaos. Killed about the same three or 4 dudes over and over. Didn't help that their cowboy boss was on the mic blabbering his every move and having a giggle fit every time we killed him. Anywho, that guy quit, and then his sidekicks ran away. His final protégé finally got too boring, and Magmia and I went to robbing stores(thanks for sharing the money!) before driving around some more, and eventually starting missions. Somwhere along that jumble we did some gang attacks, and I tried to find some random Ballas members to antagonize, but their turf was lackluster of pedestrians, and I got tired of searching neighborhoods in my fancy car.
After you count my ammo, armor, and Entity XF insurance costs, and the money made from missions, I lost about 10 grand from the time I got on to the time I got off. I exited in my usual style: jumping out of a flying vehicle. This time I parachuted out a plane. And then decided to see if I could survive a face dive-chute into the LS water Dam. I could not.

The highlight was the mini war we waged on the other players. Magmia is very good at drive-bys. And watching people shoot helplessly at the back of an Entity and trying to run in panic as I drive in reverse towards them while Magmia and I spray them with bullets, safely protected by my windowless car, is rather funny. Eventually though, the other players got tired of dying and resorted to more running and less fighting, which almost makes you feel like a troll. Almost.

Magmia and I work so much better shooting other people than we do shooting each other. As for tanks, definitely needs limits. I agree with slower speed and turret turning, but only in multiplayer. No need to ruin my singleplayer OPness.
I'm going to buy a tank, but I see no reason to kill everyone with it. Just higher ranking people(cause I love pissing them off), people with mics, people in other tanks, bounties, people dumb enough or smart enough to try to attack me in tank, and people who I don't like. That seems fair to me, and if you don't like it, I don't like you. Which means my tank doesn't like you. When I get a tank.

I think I'm the only one one here with a high enough level to get one, I just don't have the money though

[Solaray]

I'll join you after I get some coffee.

I personally don't like the stuff, but I do understand why people enjoy a nice hot coffee.

Gotta give it a chance. It's an acquired taste. Personally I prefer it with milk, rather than cream.

[Wisconsin9]

I personally don't like the stuff, but I do understand why people enjoy a nice hot coffee.

Gotta give it a chance. It's an acquired taste. Personally I prefer it with milk, rather than cream.

the joke





your head

[Solaray]

Gotta give it a chance. It's an acquired taste. Personally I prefer it with milk, rather than cream.

the joke





your head

... was it a sex joke?