Grand Theft Auto 5

[Imperial isa]

If i got to use a Muscle car it have to be a the Dominator which is odd as i don'r like Mustangs which it's based on

I hate the muscle cars. Wanna make a nice, wide, slow turn? Nah, I think I'll spin out.

True turning in them you got to take care and brake just at the right time

[Wisconsin9]

I'm two kills away from the sniper achievement. Going online and killing two sorry sumbitches.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I'm two kills away from the sniper achievement. Going online and killing two sorry sumbitches.

I once sniped someone on the golf course from Madrazos house, the poor fool had no idea what was going on. You can have some fun times with sniper rifles in that game.

[Ancient Magmia]

Damn, they upped the pay for replaying Potshot from 7,000 to 10,500...

[Wisconsin9]

I'm two kills away from the sniper achievement. Going online and killing two sorry sumbitches.

I once sniped someone on the golf course from Madrazos house, the poor fool had no idea what was going on. You can have some fun times with sniper rifles in that game.

There's this one building downtown that's really good for it, since you can get a straight shot on the Vinewood LSC.

[Imperial isa]

I don't get why a NPC would cross lines and drive right at me and crash into my car

[Ancient Magmia]

I don't get why a NPC would cross lines and drive right at me and crash into my car

There's two instances where this happens to me: 1) just a random impatient and crazy driver, which is hilarious, and 2) somebody fired a gun or blew something up, and drivers go crazy.

The former happens quite a bit to me.

[Imperial isa]

I don't get why a NPC would cross lines and drive right at me and crash into my car

There's two instances where this happens to me: 1) just a random impatient and crazy driver, which is hilarious, and 2) somebody fired a gun or blew something up, and drivers go crazy.

The former happens quite a bit to me.

Three time it's happen No gun fire and no other cars

[Ancient Magmia]

There's two instances where this happens to me: 1) just a random impatient and crazy driver, which is hilarious, and 2) somebody fired a gun or blew something up, and drivers go crazy.

The former happens quite a bit to me.

Three time it's happen No gun fire and no other cars

Then it's just a crazy driver.

[Imperial isa]

Three time it's happen No gun fire and no other cars

Then it's just a crazy driver.

Got that right before getting off i saw one crash into three others for no reason

[Ancient Magmia]

Then it's just a crazy driver.

Got that right before getting off i saw one crash into three others for no reason

Those are always funny.

I wish they would add the random police chases again, those are hilarious in singleplayer.

[Wisconsin9]

Think I'll go with the Carbonizzare as my second character's car.

[Vareiln]

So I came across a glitcher today. He had a $5000 bounty and was glitched into the wall of a hair salon, where he could shoot those who approached with impunity.
Of course, I reported him.

In addition, due to my numerous deaths and failures in any jobs I attempt online, I have come to the conclusion that I truly suck at this game.

[Wisconsin9]

So I came across a glitcher today. He had a $5000 bounty and was glitched into the wall of a hair salon, where he could shoot those who approached with impunity.
Of course, I reported him.

Happened to me, too, one time. That one in Vinewood, right?

[Mushet]

If i got to use a Muscle car it have to be a the Dominator which is odd as i don'r like Mustangs which it's based on

I hate the muscle cars. Wanna make a nice, wide, slow turn? Nah, I think I'll spin out.

That happened a lot with my Phoenix.

[Vareiln]

So I came across a glitcher today. He had a $5000 bounty and was glitched into the wall of a hair salon, where he could shoot those who approached with impunity.
Of course, I reported him.

Happened to me, too, one time. That one in Vinewood, right?

Yes, that exact hair salon, where there's the black guy with blond hair.

[Wisconsin9]

Happened to me, too, one time. That one in Vinewood, right?

Yes, that exact hair salon, where there's the black guy with blond hair.

Never quite been sure if that was a man or a woman, to be honest.

[Absurrania]

Yes, that exact hair salon, where there's the black guy with blond hair.

Never quite been sure if that was a man or a woman, to be honest.

Abnormally high voice....If we're talking about the same hair salon.

[Mushet]

Got that right before getting off i saw one crash into three others for no reason

Those are always funny.

I wish they would add the random police chases again, those are hilarious in singleplayer.

I already come across those with other players being chased, was a bitch in this impromptu race I got into, still won at the end

[Eastern Equestria]

So I came across a glitcher today. He had a $5000 bounty and was glitched into the wall of a hair salon, where he could shoot those who approached with impunity.
Of course, I reported him.

In addition, due to my numerous deaths and failures in any jobs I attempt online, I have come to the conclusion that I truly suck at this game.

Really? You reported him? That glitch area is accessible to everyone. If you don't want to get shot by him while he's holed out there, then just camp nearby until he gets bored and comes out or leaves the session. You could also go into passive move, climb into the area next to him, and flip him the bird. That's what I like to do.

[Costa Fierro]

I don't get why a NPC would cross lines and drive right at me and crash into my car

I watched an NPC repeatedly ram a bus because they cut the corner when turning. Somewhat amusing.

[Solaray]

I don't get why a NPC would cross lines and drive right at me and crash into my car

I watched an NPC repeatedly ram a bus because they cut the corner when turning. Somewhat amusing.

NPCs drive like morons. I don't know how many times I go on the wrong side of the road to evade the cops, and the oncoming traffic chooses not to steer out of the way or even slow down. No, they just continue as though I'm not there, except they honk and sometimes steer into me.

[Wisconsin9]

Finally figured out something that works for me in Grenadeball. Doubt it'll work with small groups, but....

[Ancient Magmia]

So, while Wisconsin9 and I were heading over to deliver a high priority Simeon vehicle, this jackass flies a heli to the drop off, lands it right in front of the damn door, and waits for us. While we were sitting a good distance away, I decided to hop out and take him out. He killed me twice, but I eventually got him and Wisconsin9 was able to get the car to the drop off. We killed each other back-and-forth for a few minutes. Eventually me and Wisconsin9 got away and went to the hospital in South LS; dude followed us there and killed me once or twice. I climbed up to the roof and killed him a few times. Then me and Wisconsin9 went to get a heli for myself to go steal a fighter jet...which for the first time, I was SUCCESSFULLY able to get (dialed Lester as I was getting in the jet and selected removed wanted level as soon as I got away from the military...should have thought of that before). I started flying around, getting used to the controls, then I realized the dude from earlier got a jet and was fighting with Wisconsin9; flew around trying to dodge this guy while trying to shoot him down. Eventually he got Wisconsin9, but I shot him down a few minutes later (first jet kill with first successful jet theft, FUCK YEAH!).

Then I went to go terrorize other players. Much to my disappointment, I found out that the jet does not lock on to other players (thought that was the case since every player I've seen with a jet seemed to fire extremely accurately). Kept trying to get this one dude I couldn't see, and every time I flew by I heard explosions (not from my rockets)...turns out the dude had a flipping tank. Left him alone and screwed around, then did a race with Wisconsin9, Mushet, and some other random players.

After that we did a game of Grenadeball, which was freaking insane.
And that was my day.

[Costa Fierro]

NPCs drive like morons. I don't know how many times I go on the wrong side of the road to evade the cops, and the oncoming traffic chooses not to steer out of the way or even slow down. No, they just continue as though I'm not there, except they honk and sometimes steer into me.

People in LA drive like morons anyway, at least to various dashcam compilations. Makes it interesting.