Grand Theft Auto 5

[Imperial isa]

Solo i get 10?? (forget the last two numbers)

Well damn, guess I'm going golfing next time I'm on.
I've only played golf once in singleplayer, never got a hole in one.

Was going to test that out today but every time i got on there were other people

Oh i don't think you get any cash ,but hey i need the XP more then the money

[Wisconsin9]

Going online. And no, I'm not golfing with any of you.

[Death Metal]

Going online. And no, I'm not golfing with any of you.

Fine, but don't come to me when you want to go see big american titties. Wait, wrong GTA...

[Ancient Magmia]

Going online. And no, I'm not golfing with any of you.

Well fine then! *stomps away with a scowl*

Probably won't be on, I'm taking a break from GTA for the day.

Going online. And no, I'm not golfing with any of you.

Fine, but don't come to me when you want to go see big american titties. Wait, wrong GTA...

[Imperial isa]

Going online. And no, I'm not golfing with any of you.

Fine, but don't come to me when you want to go see big american titties. Wait, wrong GTA...

they don't mix with golf any way

[Wisconsin9]

So, I've said this before, but I feel it needs restating: R*, WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA TO GIVE PEOPLE IN THE MOST FUCKING OVERPOWERED VEHICLE IN THE FUCKING GAME, WITH A LUDICROUSLY OVERPOWERED WEAPON BUILT RIGHT THE FUCK IN, COMPLETE AND TOTAL IMMUNITY FROM ANY FUCKING CONSEQUENCES THAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD FUCKING HAVE TO DEAL WITH!?!?!?!?

[Death Metal]

So, I've said this before, but I feel it needs restating: R*, WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA TO GIVE PEOPLE IN THE MOST FUCKING OVERPOWERED VEHICLE IN THE FUCKING GAME, WITH A LUDICROUSLY OVERPOWERED WEAPON BUILT RIGHT THE FUCK IN, COMPLETE AND TOTAL IMMUNITY FROM ANY FUCKING CONSEQUENCES THAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD FUCKING HAVE TO DEAL WITH!?!?!?!?

That's why when I use online mode, I'm sticking to private sessions.

[Mushet]

So, I've said this before, but I feel it needs restating: R*, WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA TO GIVE PEOPLE IN THE MOST FUCKING OVERPOWERED VEHICLE IN THE FUCKING GAME, WITH A LUDICROUSLY OVERPOWERED WEAPON BUILT RIGHT THE FUCK IN, COMPLETE AND TOTAL IMMUNITY FROM ANY FUCKING CONSEQUENCES THAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD FUCKING HAVE TO DEAL WITH!?!?!?!?

Talking about tanks?

I'm saving up for one, get bastards with it

[Wisconsin9]

So, I've said this before, but I feel it needs restating: R*, WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA TO GIVE PEOPLE IN THE MOST FUCKING OVERPOWERED VEHICLE IN THE FUCKING GAME, WITH A LUDICROUSLY OVERPOWERED WEAPON BUILT RIGHT THE FUCK IN, COMPLETE AND TOTAL IMMUNITY FROM ANY FUCKING CONSEQUENCES THAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD FUCKING HAVE TO DEAL WITH!?!?!?!?

Talking about tanks?

I'm saving up for one, get bastards with it

It's fucking stupid and if I ever find out who thought of it I'll punch them in the fucking face.

[Mushet]

Talking about tanks?

I'm saving up for one, get bastards with it

It's fucking stupid and if I ever find out who thought of it I'll punch them in the fucking face.

Oh it can be fun and there's ways to deal with them, there's a spot you can get with a sniper that can take 'em out, you can youtube that, muggers can pull people out of tanks, you can get in passive mode, get on an elevated surface and flip them off....

[Wisconsin9]

It's fucking stupid and if I ever find out who thought of it I'll punch them in the fucking face.

Oh it can be fun and there's ways to deal with them, there's a spot you can get with a sniper that can take 'em out, you can youtube that, muggers can pull people out of tanks, you can get in passive mode, get on an elevated surface and flip them off....

It's still fucking stupid. Bad Sport and insurance is supposed to stop griefers, then they go and make it not apply to the one thing in the game that has absolutely no purpose for anything but griefing.

In non-rage related topics, anyone got any suggestions for a good convertible?

[Imperial isa]

So, I've said this before, but I feel it needs restating: R*, WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA TO GIVE PEOPLE IN THE MOST FUCKING OVERPOWERED VEHICLE IN THE FUCKING GAME, WITH A LUDICROUSLY OVERPOWERED WEAPON BUILT RIGHT THE FUCK IN, COMPLETE AND TOTAL IMMUNITY FROM ANY FUCKING CONSEQUENCES THAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD FUCKING HAVE TO DEAL WITH!?!?!?!?

That's why when I use online mode, I'm sticking to private sessions.

I go solo that way i get kicked no bitches about it

[Death Metal]

In non-rage related topics, anyone got any suggestions for a good convertible?

I would suggest the Banshee if it were actually possible to put a top up on it.

[Imperial isa]

In non-rage related topics, anyone got any suggestions for a good convertible?

I would suggest the Banshee if it were actually possible to put a top up on it.

Had it got bored of it and talking of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgqoj__9d88

[Ancient Magmia]

So, I've said this before, but I feel it needs restating: R*, WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA TO GIVE PEOPLE IN THE MOST FUCKING OVERPOWERED VEHICLE IN THE FUCKING GAME, WITH A LUDICROUSLY OVERPOWERED WEAPON BUILT RIGHT THE FUCK IN, COMPLETE AND TOTAL IMMUNITY FROM ANY FUCKING CONSEQUENCES THAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD FUCKING HAVE TO DEAL WITH!?!?!?!?

I agree.

How to troll tank trolls: turn on passive mode, get to a place where they can't run you over, taunt them with quickplay actions as they unsuccessfully try to blast you to bits.
Last time I did that, the little jackass called me a bitch and ragequit.

In non-rage related topics, anyone got any suggestions for a good convertible?

I'm sure there are better ones, but I have the Zion and 9F Cabrios. Zion has better control but it's slower. Put some turbo on it and it's got some nice speed. The 9F is faster and much cooler-looking, but it spins out easier, though it's not impossible to drive.

On an unrelated note, last time I was on I went over to the Rancho Projects, capped some Vagos and stole a beautiful yellow Peyote. Then I modded it and resprayed it purple.
I also stole an Emperor that was outside my apartment, probably gonna mod it next time I'm on.

Why am I wasting money on these relatively useless classic sports cars and sedans? Because I can.

[Old Vester]

So, I've said this before, but I feel it needs restating: R*, WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA TO GIVE PEOPLE IN THE MOST FUCKING OVERPOWERED VEHICLE IN THE FUCKING GAME, WITH A LUDICROUSLY OVERPOWERED WEAPON BUILT RIGHT THE FUCK IN, COMPLETE AND TOTAL IMMUNITY FROM ANY FUCKING CONSEQUENCES THAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD FUCKING HAVE TO DEAL WITH!?!?!?!?

2-player solution:
Buzzard.
Get co-pilot.
Spam TV missiles until death.

[Wisconsin9]

So, I've said this before, but I feel it needs restating: R*, WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA TO GIVE PEOPLE IN THE MOST FUCKING OVERPOWERED VEHICLE IN THE FUCKING GAME, WITH A LUDICROUSLY OVERPOWERED WEAPON BUILT RIGHT THE FUCK IN, COMPLETE AND TOTAL IMMUNITY FROM ANY FUCKING CONSEQUENCES THAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD FUCKING HAVE TO DEAL WITH!?!?!?!?

2-player solution:
Buzzard.
Get co-pilot.
Spam TV missiles until death.

Which does not get back the three thousand dollars I have to pay to replace my Vacca.

[Vareiln]

Oh it can be fun and there's ways to deal with them, there's a spot you can get with a sniper that can take 'em out, you can youtube that, muggers can pull people out of tanks, you can get in passive mode, get on an elevated surface and flip them off....

It's still fucking stupid. Bad Sport and insurance is supposed to stop griefers, then they go and make it not apply to the one thing in the game that has absolutely no purpose for anything but griefing.

In non-rage related topics, anyone got any suggestions for a good convertible?

Not sure how its characteristics compare to other convertibles, but the Cognoscenti Cabrio is nice and fun to drive.

[Absurrania]

2-player solution:
Buzzard.
Get co-pilot.
Spam TV missiles until death.

Which does not get back the three thousand dollars I have to pay to replace my Vacca.

Only 3 thousand? I pay a little over 9k every time I go online for my Entity, which is prone to being destroyed. I swear I've spent three times more money on insurance for that car than I've spent on mods.

[Corrian]

Seems about right

[Wisconsin9]

Just had a fun evening beating hookers to death with a baseball bat. Or going into a clothes store, robbing them, and shooting the cashier in the head.

[Ancient Magmia]

Seems about right

Yep.

Just had a fun evening beating hookers to death with a baseball bat. Or going into a clothes store, robbing them, and shooting the cashier in the head.

Sounds fun.
Where did you get the bat from?

[Wisconsin9]

Seems about right

Yep.

Just had a fun evening beating hookers to death with a baseball bat. Or going into a clothes store, robbing them, and shooting the cashier in the head.

Sounds fun.
Where did you get the bat from?

I think it stuck in my inventory after Grenadeball.

[Ancient Magmia]

I think it stuck in my inventory after Grenadeball.

Lucky...
They need to make it a purchasable weapon.

[Imperial isa]

I got a bat too and i have no idea where i got it from