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by Valica » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:27 am
Valica is like America with a very conservative economy and a liberal social policy.
Population - 750,500,000
Army - 3,250,500
Navy - 2,000,000
Special Forces - 300,000
5 districts
20 members per district in the House of Representatives
10 members per district in the Senate( -4.38 | -4.31 )
Political affiliation - Centrist / Humanist
Religion - Druid
For: Privacy, LGBT Equality, Cryptocurrencies, Free Web, The Middle Class, One-World Government
Against: Nationalism, Creationism, Right to Segregate, Fundamentalism, ISIS, Communism
"If you don't use Linux, you're doing it wrong."

by Ancient Magmia » Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:51 pm
Absurrania wrote:Kicked my ass? I won in the first game, and lost the second! After that, I realized we would be doing it for a tedious 6 games, and threw the whole match so we could end it faster....In reality you would have probably won 4-2, instead of 5-1. Assuming I threw the 3rd match. Which I did.
As for the car, for some reason, it said I gave access to friends and crew members, but it wouldn't let other people in. Some sort of glitch. And I shot you, for kicking my car. 'Cause no one. Kicks. My. Goddamned Car.
Only reason you won that DM was 'cause I was, like, distracted, with, like, other stuff. Yeah. And I think you got me 8 times, and I got you 4 or 5. I think we hit the armored trucks before all this. That was fun, but the one on the highway dropped seemingly invisible money. The truck kept moving, and the "fallen" money was nowhere to be found. However, I did find it funny that we managed to hit one in traffic and get no wanted levels.
We wanted to hang off the car! For some reason, you could only do so on the right side. And I distinctly remember a certain careless purplish gangster driving offroad with the limo and sending my guy straight into the path of a pole, knocking me right off. But still, that car is fuuuun! I wish they would let you just stick your head with the uzi in other cars, like you could do with mp5 in GTA IV.
Pretty fun though. Except for the part where Magmia kept shooting me. You're 20 levels above, and have superior weapons! It was a rigged fight! Rigged I tell you! But the second round of senseless beating down in Sandy Shores was far more fun. I instigated it by punching you, but I was trying to hit that scrawny shirtless hillbilly you ended up shooting. And then my second attempt also ended in me punching you, at which point you went beserk, and Wisconsin 9 shot you up after you killed me. I was shooting the car before that because it was annoying me, daring to stop me from hanging off the side....
I changed into a blue mafia suit, and went clean shaven to look a little younger. I remember at one point in the Potshot mission, looking through the front windshield. We were an urban gangster driving a van full of goods, and some Mafia dude sporting shotgun. Another time, it was a gangster driving a 1930s style limo, a tattooed dangerous looking female riding shotgun, and a Mafia dude hanging of the side carrying a Tommy gun. Pure. Bliss.
We need to do this more often. Missions. MISSIONS! MISSIOOOOONSS!
And next time, no shooting Magmia. I give up on that. For now......
Valica wrote:Any new info on the PC release?
Dear Diary, I'm Having a Little ProblemWise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato

by Absurrania » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:25 pm
Ancient Magmia wrote:Oh...well there goes my pride.
Ancient Magmia wrote:You could have just punched me...as soon as the guns come out there's no fucking mercy from me.![]()
Ancient Magmia wrote:Mhm, sure...because you were "distracted".
Let's test that theory next time we're on.![]()
Ancient Magmia wrote:I've heard of it happening before where you get the RP for attacking the car but not the money.
And the last few times I've attacked an armored truck, I'd only get 1 star by the time I start driving away...![]()
Sounds like some serious glitching they need to fix.
Yeah, but you guys were doing that, like, right in the middle of a mission for god's sake.
Ancient Magmia wrote:The only weapon I used that you don't have (or rather, than you're not able to purchase yet) was the grenade launcher, and I only used it once. It's your fault for picking a fight with me!
That hillbilly pissed me off...he had to die.
Ancient Magmia wrote:An epic sight.![]()
One thing I will say about your character Wisconsin9, is that she looks like somebody I wouldn't wanna pick a fight with.
Most people make their female characters too girly or non-threatening.![]()

by Ancient Magmia » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:59 pm
Absurrania wrote:You. Are. EVIL!
Uhh, well, you see, due to some quantam physics loophole, the results of that theory are all over the place. It can't actually be tested properly, and only happens at random intervals. Hence, you must simply take my word on it. Trust me.(NS "trustworthy" salesman face)

Well...we weren't get shot at during those particular times...so I guess that makes up for it. However, I was extremely annoyed to have chased down that meth dealer, only to find he was on a friggin jet ski. I'm still not sure whether I shot him off, he miraculously crashed, or if you guys were shooting at him and clipped him. I was more focused on beating you guys there, and then shooting him down. And the chaos that ensued after we got the meth, with all the gunfights, was rather absurd. We were shooting. And then more shooting. And then I was running. And then there was a limo. And then we were leaving....
Sorry. Sorry! You smashed my face into an electricity pole! Don't you know who I am! I am a Syndicate Enforcer, and the bodyguard of the Syndicate Don. I must be respected!![]()
All the hillbillies piss me off. Especially the ones standing around shirtless. And the fat shirtless ones. And the skinny shirtless ones. And the ones drinking alcoholic beverages. And the ones driving. And the ones with tractors. And the ones in overalls. And the hillbilly wives.
) in North LS.
Also, while I failed miserably against you, I owned some other punk in a DM today. It was 5-2, and he only killed me twice at the end by running me over. Like a coward. He deserved it though. The prick stole my car, when I was about to escape from a store robbery.
I had to kick him out, and snipe him from a block away while he was trying to pistol me. I then proceeded to give him a fair and proper whooping, especially when he asked me to do a DM. Nobody steals my goddamn $750,000 ridiculously fast sports car during one of my midnight robberies. Especially not someone with a lower level than me. At least a high leveler knows he can get mot likely get away with being a prick.
*Cracks knuckles*
The duty falls upon us higher ups to teach these punks some respect. And discipline. And to shoot anyone who thinks they can try and do the same to us.
I agree. But she looks less like a the Syndicate boss, and more like a high level soldier. I suppose if we were RPing, Magmia would be the gung ho gunslinger for hire who dishes out more bullets than he takes breaths and won't take no for an answer and may or might be on several different drugs. Wisonsin 9 the scary yet coldly calculating right hand hitman to the boss, a woman who could outsmart Magmia and I, and would have no problems with killing either of us on the boss's orders. And I'd be...(Magmia/Wisconsin 9, fill in the blank). That guy.


Dear Diary, I'm Having a Little ProblemWise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato

by Mushet » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:09 pm

by Ancient Magmia » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:14 pm
Mushet wrote:Heh, today I kicked a level 81's ass in that lodge deathmatch with my level 17 now 18 alternate, it was forced plus pickups with only AKs so he didn't have his superior weapons, but still.He kept on going on the roof so I would creep on him and wet him up from below, then when I got power play I was staying on another roof and kicking his ass, it wasn't all creepin' had him on both fronts, bet he was humiliated
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Oh and after I got a crate in freemode, which was hard got by the way the car stopped working so I had to run up hills and shit these other two that were close ran up on me, at first they were beating me, had me outnumbered and I didn't have a car, so I got away and beat them to Simeon's car pick up near Del Perro pier, one of them was going after it too, I ducked behind the car and killed him, collected the bounty I put on him too, ran off with the car to the garage in East Los and I know him and his homie were chasing me, and I knew they were gonna wait for me outside, so I put an ignition bomb on the carThey killed me and then ran into a nasty surprise, killed both of 'em I was laughing, one spawned next to me after and I killed him again then I put a bounty on his homie, got him killed, I'd say I won that little back and forth

Dear Diary, I'm Having a Little ProblemWise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato

by Vareiln » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:17 pm
Ancient Magmia wrote:Mushet wrote:Heh, today I kicked a level 81's ass in that lodge deathmatch with my level 17 now 18 alternate, it was forced plus pickups with only AKs so he didn't have his superior weapons, but still.He kept on going on the roof so I would creep on him and wet him up from below, then when I got power play I was staying on another roof and kicking his ass, it wasn't all creepin' had him on both fronts, bet he was humiliated
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Oh and after I got a crate in freemode, which was hard got by the way the car stopped working so I had to run up hills and shit these other two that were close ran up on me, at first they were beating me, had me outnumbered and I didn't have a car, so I got away and beat them to Simeon's car pick up near Del Perro pier, one of them was going after it too, I ducked behind the car and killed him, collected the bounty I put on him too, ran off with the car to the garage in East Los and I know him and his homie were chasing me, and I knew they were gonna wait for me outside, so I put an ignition bomb on the carThey killed me and then ran into a nasty surprise, killed both of 'em I was laughing, one spawned next to me after and I killed him again then I put a bounty on his homie, got him killed, I'd say I won that little back and forth
Damn, talk about being humiliated.![]()
I think that's the first time I've heard of a plan to put a bomb in a car that actually worked...nice.

by Mushet » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:34 pm
Ancient Magmia wrote:Mushet wrote:Heh, today I kicked a level 81's ass in that lodge deathmatch with my level 17 now 18 alternate, it was forced plus pickups with only AKs so he didn't have his superior weapons, but still.He kept on going on the roof so I would creep on him and wet him up from below, then when I got power play I was staying on another roof and kicking his ass, it wasn't all creepin' had him on both fronts, bet he was humiliated
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Oh and after I got a crate in freemode, which was hard got by the way the car stopped working so I had to run up hills and shit these other two that were close ran up on me, at first they were beating me, had me outnumbered and I didn't have a car, so I got away and beat them to Simeon's car pick up near Del Perro pier, one of them was going after it too, I ducked behind the car and killed him, collected the bounty I put on him too, ran off with the car to the garage in East Los and I know him and his homie were chasing me, and I knew they were gonna wait for me outside, so I put an ignition bomb on the carThey killed me and then ran into a nasty surprise, killed both of 'em I was laughing, one spawned next to me after and I killed him again then I put a bounty on his homie, got him killed, I'd say I won that little back and forth
Damn, talk about being humiliated.![]()
I think that's the first time I've heard of a plan to put a bomb in a car that actually worked...nice.

by Wisconsin9 » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:37 pm
Mushet wrote:Ancient Magmia wrote:Damn, talk about being humiliated.![]()
I think that's the first time I've heard of a plan to put a bomb in a car that actually worked...nice.
It usually works in this type of situation, and when assholes go to the noobs offering them a free car only to have them bombed, and when you hit somebody with it and blow it up, the latter happened to me when I had a bounty on my head, should've just shot him, you can also do that to the priority vehicle and abandon it when no-one is chasing, good chance of someone trying to pick it up. Me I'm not too interested in being a major asshole online, I'm more bound on revenge type shit, and I'll splurge, $9,000 bounties, blowing they cars up for humiliation, killing them in passive mode if they deserve it, I can pay insurance to teach someone his place, I don't always win but as I level up less people wanna start shit, almost 70 now, wanna be a kingpin, much better arsenal in case someone wants to start shit, that's my drive to level up, to level these assholes.

by Ancient Magmia » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:45 pm
Wisconsin9 wrote:Mushet wrote:It usually works in this type of situation, and when assholes go to the noobs offering them a free car only to have them bombed, and when you hit somebody with it and blow it up, the latter happened to me when I had a bounty on my head, should've just shot him, you can also do that to the priority vehicle and abandon it when no-one is chasing, good chance of someone trying to pick it up. Me I'm not too interested in being a major asshole online, I'm more bound on revenge type shit, and I'll splurge, $9,000 bounties, blowing they cars up for humiliation, killing them in passive mode if they deserve it, I can pay insurance to teach someone his place, I don't always win but as I level up less people wanna start shit, almost 70 now, wanna be a kingpin, much better arsenal in case someone wants to start shit, that's my drive to level up, to level these assholes.
I once put an ignition bomb in priority vehicle and left it right in front of the entrance to LSC so it would have to be turned on.
In other news, anyone wanna do a job? I wanna earn enough to buy a garage and a good car for my secondary.

Dear Diary, I'm Having a Little ProblemWise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato

by Mushet » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:50 pm
Wisconsin9 wrote:Mushet wrote:It usually works in this type of situation, and when assholes go to the noobs offering them a free car only to have them bombed, and when you hit somebody with it and blow it up, the latter happened to me when I had a bounty on my head, should've just shot him, you can also do that to the priority vehicle and abandon it when no-one is chasing, good chance of someone trying to pick it up. Me I'm not too interested in being a major asshole online, I'm more bound on revenge type shit, and I'll splurge, $9,000 bounties, blowing they cars up for humiliation, killing them in passive mode if they deserve it, I can pay insurance to teach someone his place, I don't always win but as I level up less people wanna start shit, almost 70 now, wanna be a kingpin, much better arsenal in case someone wants to start shit, that's my drive to level up, to level these assholes.
I once put an ignition bomb in priority vehicle and left it right in front of the entrance to LSC so it would have to be turned on.
In other news, anyone wanna do a job? I wanna earn enough to buy a garage and a good car for my secondary.

by Absurrania » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:10 pm
Ancient Magmia wrote:I'm just cold. My character grew up on GROVE STREET, the weak don't survive there!
Ancient Magmia wrote:And what if more came, huh...HUH?! Then we would have DIED!
I think I got him with the tommy gun...it was nuts when those dudes on the bikes showed up.
But damn, that proved just how freaking awesome the tommy gun is. It mowed those guys off their bikes like it was nothing.
Ancient Magmia wrote:lolno. Do you know who I AM? I'm the top-ranked player in the crew, even higher than Wisconsin9, and he's the one that made the crew. I'm ranked in the 90s, I'm a fucking KINGPIN.
I'M the one who must be respected, I'm your superior! *gives you a stern, drill sergeant look*
Now drop and give me 20!
Ancient Magmia wrote:He tried running you over in a damn DM? What a coward.
I have the same mentality...we gotta teach these youngins to respect us OGs.![]()
Which is why when I see a player who's level is less than 10, I try to give them a uh...ahem...proper initiation into the Los Santos criminal underworld.
Ancient Magmia wrote:You'd be the loyal soldier who also has his own ambitions. Despite you're loyalty, if a reasonable opportunity came for you to take over the criminal business, you would.
I don't know, I don't have anything as clever or accurate as your description...haven't played with you enough to get a feel for what you're character's like.

by Absurrania » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:15 pm
Wisconsin9 wrote:In other news, anyone wanna do a job?

by Mushet » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:16 pm

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by Ancient Magmia » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:15 pm
Wisconsin9 wrote:Hey Mag? Just thought you should know, next time you change the station half a dozen times in my car while I'm driving I get to kill you any way I want.
Mushet wrote:Heh, you see the white girl pull him out her car in the mission y'all were doing though, I laughed
Dear Diary, I'm Having a Little ProblemWise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato

by Wisconsin9 » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:17 pm
Ancient Magmia wrote:Wisconsin9 wrote:Hey Mag? Just thought you should know, next time you change the station half a dozen times in my car while I'm driving I get to kill you any way I want.
Hey, you do that shit to me all the time.
And CONVOY was on for fuck's sake...CONVOY. Of course I changed the station!

by Ancient Magmia » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:24 pm

Dear Diary, I'm Having a Little ProblemWise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato

by Wisconsin9 » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:26 pm

by Ancient Magmia » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:28 pm
Dear Diary, I'm Having a Little ProblemWise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato

by Mushet » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:30 pm

by Wisconsin9 » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:37 pm
Mushet wrote:I don't wanna diss Wisconsin's ride, and I'd rather ride with the team than not but am I the only one that thinks it can suck to be hanging off the side, I mean you can use a better weapon but you're more prone to crashes and getting shot![]()
Imma start using sedans more I think, that's what was up with that emperor not very fast but modestly stylish.
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