Grand Theft Auto 5

[Old Vester]

Wow. Went on. Found out I've only got 100k. Spent $80,000 buying the Gusenburg, the ext. mag, and every new Mafia style suit, hat, shirt, vest, vest shirt, business shirt, and everything else in between. Made a quick $20k, spent more on stuff. I still have less than 40,000 in my bank, and just about nothing in cash. Luckily, I've still got my Entity XF, which I predict has cost me at least $100K in insurance over time. I would sell it and collet the $400k...but it's so damn fast!

Anyway, anybody know if the new Valetine's Massacre limo will still be up for sale after February?(I want to buy it, but I'm just a liiiitlle short of the $750k required to buy it) And if ammo/camo/attackment(s) for the Gusenburg will still be purchasable? I think the clothes leave the stores, but stay in inventory. Anyway, one of us needs to be the limo, drive around town dressed up like Mafioso, all walk into a store and shoot up the place.

Or better yet, we walk into a Ballas neighborhood. And then light 'em up. Teach those gangsta' punks what it means to be a true gangster.
It takes cahones, fine clothes, nice cars, and a certain finess. Gold chains and drive-by's don't suffice.

The car won't be. Mods to it and the gun will. And I've got the Roosevelt, so that's covered.

It's awesome, by the way, hanging off the side and blasting away with a machine gun.

Yeah, I love everything about the new SMG. The only downside is it's shorter range than the assault SMG, but that 50-round drum mag is so brutal.

[Ancient Magmia]

Anyway, anybody know if the new Valetine's Massacre limo will still be up for sale after February?(I want to buy it, but I'm just a liiiitlle short of the $750k required to buy it) And if ammo/camo/attackment(s) for the Gusenburg will still be purchasable? I think the clothes leave the stores, but stay in inventory. Anyway, one of us needs to be the limo, drive around town dressed up like Mafioso, all walk into a store and shoot up the place.

No, I think it's gone for good after February if you don't buy it. Better hustle for that cheese.
Gusenburg attachments and stuff should still be purchasable though.

Or better yet, we walk into a Ballas neighborhood. And then light 'em up. Teach those gangsta' punks what it means to be a true gangster.

...WUT?!
Oh HELL nah FRONT YARD BALLAS motherfuckers!!!

It takes cahones, fine clothes, nice cars, and a certain finess. Gold chains and drive-by's don't suffice.

Screw that lame ass mafia shit.
South Los Santos Thug Life!

[Wisconsin9]

Got in a dogfight over LS yesterday. Ridiculously awesome. I won, by the way. Guy punched out, landed on the freeway, then got strafed.

[Ancient Magmia]

Going Online.

[Mushet]

Tlaneloli

Thought so.

Oh right, remember that dude we were going after? He kept on going after me and failing miserably, he even tried some underhanded shit, going in passive mode and trying to kill me in his motorcycle, I shot him off (you can kill people in passive mode that are driving something, or else they can abuse it to run people over) and then blew up his bike

[Unitaristic Regions]

Loved it.

[Imperial isa]

Thought so.

Oh right, remember that dude we were going after? He kept on going after me and failing miserably, he even tried some underhanded shit, going in passive mode and trying to kill me in his motorcycle, I shot him off (you can kill people in passive mode that are driving something, or else they can abuse it to run people over) and then blew up his bike

Once you start shooting/fighting you're no longer in passive mode that all i know ,don't know if it gets turned off if try to run people over

[Ancient Magmia]

Made 17,000 from bounties. Woo!

[Mushet]

Oh right, remember that dude we were going after? He kept on going after me and failing miserably, he even tried some underhanded shit, going in passive mode and trying to kill me in his motorcycle, I shot him off (you can kill people in passive mode that are driving something, or else they can abuse it to run people over) and then blew up his bike

Once you start shooting/fighting you're no longer in passive mode that all i know ,don't know if it gets turned off if try to run people over

No, the thing is with passive mode is that it applies to on foot not driving, you can be in passive mode in a car but still get shot to avoid abuse of passive mode.

[Absurrania]

Phew, one of us has a Roosevelt. I hope it allows you to stock out with

I hopped on today, realized Magmia was on, and joined him. We attempted(but failed), to steal some other player's Roosevelt. Killed said player as he ran out the Ammu-Nation store to retrieve his car. Then he killed the both of us and blew up our cars before taking his car. At least he paid insurance.

After that, Magmia and I robbed a store and used a beat up sedan as a getaway(I had a few accidents on the way there...
I was the Mafia Enforce blasting 60 rounds from my Tommy Gun. Magmia was the punk-style gold chain gangster with an out of place-tricked out AK. The cashier did not have the luck of escaping. As a Syndicate Enforcer, I have duty to leave no witnesses standing...
Magmia drove the getaway, and we ended up running to the South LS helipad, stealing a heli, and flying off to the beach, at which point some RL things forced me to leave, and I ended up parachuting out and quitting.

Next time, we are going to be using the Roosevelt. And shooting people. And robbing stores. And shooting more people.

[Wisconsin9]

Phew, one of us has a Roosevelt. I hope it allows you to stock out with

I hopped on today, realized Magmia was on, and joined him. We attempted(but failed), to steal some other player's Roosevelt. Killed said player as he ran out the Ammu-Nation store to retrieve his car. Then he killed the both of us and blew up our cars before taking his car. At least he paid insurance.

After that, Magmia and I robbed a store and used a beat up sedan as a getaway(I had a few accidents on the way there...
I was the Mafia Enforce blasting 60 rounds from my Tommy Gun. Magmia was the punk-style gold chain gangster with an out of place-tricked out AK. The cashier did not have the luck of escaping. As a Syndicate Enforcer, I have duty to leave no witnesses standing...
Magmia drove the getaway, and we ended up running to the South LS helipad, stealing a heli, and flying off to the beach, at which point some RL things forced me to leave, and I ended up parachuting out and quitting.

Next time, we are going to be using the Roosevelt. And shooting people. And robbing stores. And shooting more people.

If you want to use the Roosevelt, go online now. I'll throw on one of the dresses, get it out of the garage, and we can go smoke some motherfuckers.

[Ancient Magmia]

If you want to use the Roosevelt, go online now. I'll throw on one of the dresses, get it out of the garage, and we can go smoke some motherfuckers.

Shit if you're still on, I'll put on a suit and join in on that.

[Wisconsin9]

If you want to use the Roosevelt, go online now. I'll throw on one of the dresses, get it out of the garage, and we can go smoke some motherfuckers.

Shit if you're still on, I'll put on a suit and join in on that.

I gotta go eat, but it shouldn't take too long.

[Torisakia]

I just blew over $10,000 on the new suits and clothing for the Valentines Day Massacre pack.

On the bright side, I look like a certified pimp now.

[Absurrania]

Snap, I can't be on now. I'll just have to do Potshot 700 times, or the Processed Survival 38 times, or some combination of them, and buy the damned thing myself. Probably going to marathon session GTA 5 next week, when I've got more time.

[Mushet]

Snap, I can't be on now. I'll just have to do Potshot 700 times, or the Processed Survival 38 times, or some combination of them, and buy the damned thing myself. Probably going to marathon session GTA 5 next week, when I've got more time.

I can't seem to find the potshot mission.....

There are some big money races and such you can get from rockstar social club, add them to your game.

[Wisconsin9]

So many armored cars!

[Ancient Magmia]

Well, that was...hectic. Kicked Absurrania's ass at tennis, and either before that or after, I couldn't get access to his car, so I kicked on the door to let him know, then he got out of the car and shot me. When I respawned he still had his gun out, so I tried to shoot him but I had it set so that I couldn't lock on to friends; he killed me again. Once I got that fixed I killed him once or twice and we did a 1on1 DM, in which I kicked his ass and chased him mercilessly after it was over. At some point I called a truce.
And sometime in all of this (I was on for a while, it's all kind of blurring together) we were attacking armored trucks with Wisconsin9...they kept spawning for some reason.

Then the three of us did some jobs
And why the fuck did you guys keep getting in and out of the damn car?

At some point when that was going on, Absurrania started shooting up the car for some reason, so I beat him to death; a punch hit Wisconsin9 and he killed me. Me and Absurrania went back-and-forth a couple times and then we stopped. But then I finally pink-pistol whipped him.
He stabbed me to death after that.

Then...I don't know what we were doing after that. The game started lagging and eventually I got disconnected.

Snap, I can't be on now. I'll just have to do Potshot 700 times, or the Processed Survival 38 times, or some combination of them, and buy the damned thing myself. Probably going to marathon session GTA 5 next week, when I've got more time.

I can't seem to find the potshot mission.....

There are some big money races and such you can get from rockstar social club, add them to your game.

Go to Jobs, Rockstar Created, scroll until you fin Potshot.

[Wisconsin9]

Well, that was...hectic. Kicked Absurrania's ass at tennis, and either before that or after, I couldn't get access to his car, so I kicked on the door to let him know, then he got out of the car and shot me. When I respawned he still had his gun out, so I tried to shoot him but I had it set so that I couldn't lock on to friends; he killed me again. Once I got that fixed I killed him once or twice and we did a 1on1 DM, in which I kicked his ass and chased him mercilessly after it was over. At some point I called a truce.
And sometime in all of this (I was on for a while, it's all kind of blurring together) we were attacking armored trucks with Wisconsin9...they kept spawning for some reason.

Then the three of us did some jobs
And why the fuck did you guys keep getting in and out of the damn car?

At some point when that was going on, Absurrania started shooting up the car for some reason, so I beat him to death; a punch hit Wisconsin9 and he killed me. Me and Absurrania went back-and-forth a couple times and then we stopped. But then I finally pink-pistol whipped him.
He stabbed me to death after that.

Then...I don't know what we were doing after that. The game started lagging and eventually I got disconnected.

I can't seem to find the potshot mission.....

There are some big money races and such you can get from rockstar social club, add them to your game.

Go to Jobs, Rockstar Created, scroll until you fin Potshot.

We both wanted to hang on the side. I kept moving into the right side so he could hang off that side, then I'd get out and hang off the other one.

[Ancient Magmia]

We both wanted to hang on the side. I kept moving into the right side so he could hang off that side, then I'd get out and hang off the other one.

Jesus, I was ready to stomp both of you into the damn dirt when you guys did that during the mission.

[Republic of Coldwater]

Oh god, I can't wait for the PC Version to come out. I have a bunch of mod ideas

[Imperial isa]

How come the Bifta hasn't got a roof top with a surfboard opinion, like it shows the cutaway ?

[Wind in the Willows]

Valentines Massacre DLC is fucking awesome.

[Absurrania]

Well, that was...hectic. Kicked Absurrania's ass at tennis, and either before that or after, I couldn't get access to his car, so I kicked on the door to let him know, then he got out of the car and shot me. When I respawned he still had his gun out, so I tried to shoot him but I had it set so that I couldn't lock on to friends; he killed me again. Once I got that fixed I killed him once or twice and we did a 1on1 DM, in which I kicked his ass and chased him mercilessly after it was over. At some point I called a truce.
And sometime in all of this (I was on for a while, it's all kind of blurring together) we were attacking armored trucks with Wisconsin9...they kept spawning for some reason.

Kicked my ass? I won in the first game, and lost the second! After that, I realized we would be doing it for a tedious 6 games, and threw the whole match so we could end it faster....In reality you would have probably won 4-2, instead of 5-1. Assuming I threw the 3rd match. Which I did.

As for the car, for some reason, it said I gave access to friends and crew members, but it wouldn't let other people in. Some sort of glitch. And I shot you, for kicking my car. 'Cause no one. Kicks. My. Goddamned Car.

Only reason you won that DM was 'cause I was, like, distracted, with, like, other stuff. Yeah. And I think you got me 8 times, and I got you 4 or 5. I think we hit the armored trucks before all this. That was fun, but the one on the highway dropped seemingly invisible money. The truck kept moving, and the "fallen" money was nowhere to be found. However, I did find it funny that we managed to hit one in traffic and get no wanted levels.

Then the three of us did some jobs
And why the fuck did you guys keep getting in and out of the damn car?

At some point when that was going on, Absurrania started shooting up the car for some reason, so I beat him to death; a punch hit Wisconsin9 and he killed me. Me and Absurrania went back-and-forth a couple times and then we stopped. But then I finally pink-pistol whipped him.
He stabbed me to death after that.

Then...I don't know what we were doing after that. The game started lagging and eventually I got disconnected.

We wanted to hang off the car! For some reason, you could only do so on the right side. And I distinctly remember a certain careless purplish gangster driving offroad with the limo and sending my guy straight into the path of a pole, knocking me right off. But still, that car is fuuuun! I wish they would let you just stick your head with the uzi in other cars, like you could do with mp5 in GTA IV.

The missions were profitable. I made around 20,000, and after some minor expenses, I've got the pocket change of 61k. I would have played more, but it was getting late, and my bed was calling me. So I hopped of the limo while you guys sped down the highway, and quit the session.

Pretty fun though. Except for the part where Magmia kept shooting me. You're 20 levels above, and have superior weapons! It was a rigged fight! Rigged I tell you! But the second round of senseless beating down in Sandy Shores was far more fun. I instigated it by punching you, but I was trying to hit that scrawny shirtless hillbilly you ended up shooting. And then my second attempt also ended in me punching you, at which point you went beserk, and Wisconsin 9 shot you up after you killed me. I was shooting the car before that because it was annoying me, daring to stop me from hanging off the side....

I changed into a blue mafia suit, and went clean shaven to look a little younger. I remember at one point in the Potshot mission, looking through the front windshield. We were an urban gangster driving a van full of goods, and some Mafia dude sporting shotgun. Another time, it was a gangster driving a 1930s style limo, a tattooed dangerous looking female riding shotgun, and a Mafia dude hanging of the side carrying a Tommy gun. Pure. Bliss.

We need to do this more often. Missions. MISSIONS! MISSIOOOOONSS!
And next time, no shooting Magmia. I give up on that. For now......

[Absurrania]

So many armored cars!

True. Very true. For some reason, I find they spawn a hell of a lot more often in small lobbies, and then keep spawning for some time after.