Grand Theft Auto 5

[Wisconsin9]

Just logged on for a bit, but I won't be able to do much today due to being busy. Anyone wanna pop on/is on?

Yes, but mostly so I can ditch the bounty and get back to my life. I'll be hiding in my apartment.

[Ancient Magmia]

Ah. I didn't do the first Lester mission yet...maybe that's why I didn't know.

Just logged on for a bit, but I won't be able to do much today due to being busy. Anyone wanna pop on/is on?

I might pop on in a few.

[Wisconsin9]

Ah. I didn't do the first Lester mission yet...maybe that's why I didn't know.

Just logged on for a bit, but I won't be able to do much today due to being busy. Anyone wanna pop on/is on?

I might pop on in a few.

You just have to get to level 10. If you can collect on a bounty, you can place one.

[Ancient Magmia]

You just have to get to level 10. If you can collect on a bounty, you can place one.

I'll have to test it next time I'm on.

[Wisconsin9]

Dude in the jet crashed into my apartment window!

[Corrian]

Ugh, there were so many people with bounties on their heads in this game room and I didn't get a single damn one except a lame one before everyone had bounties on their heads.

And I was JUST trying to get a jet when someone got the nicest bounty.

Of course the stupid military shot me to death anyway because I was driving in.

[Wisconsin9]

Ugh, there were so many people with bounties on their heads in this game room and I didn't get a single damn one except a lame one before everyone had bounties on their heads.

And I was JUST trying to get a jet when someone got the nicest bounty.

Of course the stupid military shot me to death anyway because I was driving in.

One of you guys planted a missile up my ass. Not sure if I managed to quit the session before the bounty was gotten.

[Corrian]

The garage just glitched on me...

[Wisconsin9]

So, anyone interested in hearing what I just lost, permanently?

MY FUCKING VACCA! WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS!?

[Wisconsin9]

Good news: turns out my Vacca's loss isn't so permanent. So I don't have to put nine grand on each of your heads.

[Corrian]

Good news: turns out my Vacca's loss isn't so permanent. So I don't have to put nine grand on each of your heads.

I was trying to figure out where your Vacca disappeared to for a moment...

Anyway, finally got my free car I forgot you could get. Also, got a free car from the Beach Bum Pack...

So in other words the 3 cars I own are practically free.

[Wisconsin9]

Good news: turns out my Vacca's loss isn't so permanent. So I don't have to put nine grand on each of your heads.

I was trying to figure out where your Vacca disappeared to for a moment...

Anyway, finally got my free car I forgot you could get. Also, got a free car from the Beach Bum Pack...

So in other words the 3 cars I own are practically free.

It got sent to the impound. Then lost, when I called my mechanic for another one.

[Wisconsin9]

Quit camping my garage, please?

[Ancient Magmia]

Dude what the fuck was all that bullshit about?

[Wisconsin9]

Dude what the fuck was all that bullshit about?

Well, let's see... you two camped my apartment while I had a bounty on me, chased me halfway around the state, would've chased me even farther if another bounty hadn't come along, used a fighter jet to blow me out of the sky, camped my apartment again, killed me several times, cost me three thousand dollars to get my car replaced, and continued to camp my apartment.

I think it is somewhat understandable why that pisses me the fuck off.

[Corrian]

Pretty sure the fighter jet was someone else entirely. I know it wasn't me because I was busy dying INSIDE the military base when you died.

The garage was just the both of us being weird and kicking your garage door. I had no intentions of shooting you when you came out. In fact, the only time I intentionally shot at you was when you had a bounty on your head.

Edit: Or when you fired first.

[Wisconsin9]

Pretty sure the fighter jet was someone else entirely. I know it wasn't me because I was busy dying INSIDE the military base when you died.

The garage was just the both of us being weird and kicking your garage door. I had no intentions of shooting you when you came out. In fact, the only time I intentionally shot at you was when you had a bounty on your head.

Really? That's kinda weird, because I think I remember seeing the blue ring that means a person's in your crew around the jet, and I quite clearly remember being fired on as I left the garage at least one time after the bounty ended.

[Ancient Magmia]

Well, let's see... you two camped my apartment while I had a bounty on me,

1. I didn't know you had a bounty on you.
2. I don't remember camping at your apartment before you started going batshit crazy. If I did, I was waiting for you to come out so we could do random shit together.

chased me halfway around the state, would've chased me even farther if another bounty hadn't come along,

I wasn't fucking chasing you, I was following all of y'all. I thought we were gonna go do something.

used a fighter jet to blow me out of the sky,

Wasn't me.

camped my apartment again, killed me several times,

Because you were talking shit for no reason. It was after you started yelling at me that I got pissed and started chasing you.
And it was like 2 or 3, not several.

cost me three thousand dollars to get my car replaced,

I didn't blow up your car, not my problem.

and continued to camp my apartment.

Because again, you were talking shit.

I think it is somewhat understandable why that pisses me the fuck off.

Not really, considering that your assumptions are either wrong or taken out of context.

[Wisconsin9]

Well, let's see... you two camped my apartment while I had a bounty on me,

1. I didn't know you had a bounty on you.
2. I don't remember camping at your apartment before you started going batshit crazy. If I did, I was waiting for you to come out so we could do random shit together.

chased me halfway around the state, would've chased me even farther if another bounty hadn't come along,

I wasn't fucking chasing you, I was following all of y'all. I thought we were gonna go do something.

used a fighter jet to blow me out of the sky,

Wasn't me.

camped my apartment again, killed me several times,

Because you were talking shit for no reason. It was after you started yelling at me that I got pissed and started chasing you.
And it was like 2 or 3, not several.

cost me three thousand dollars to get my car replaced,

I didn't blow up your car, not my problem.

and continued to camp my apartment.

Because again, you were talking shit.

I think it is somewhat understandable why that pisses me the fuck off.

Not really, considering that your assumptions are either wrong or taken out of context.

... well, hasn't this been a fan-motherfucking-tastic learning experience about the joys of making sure someone understands that you're not out to kill them. Sorry about all that, dude.

And while I still blame you for the car, it's no real biggie. I made five grand on a bounty earlier, so overall net gain today.

[Costa Alegria]

I finish an online race in third. Comes up as fifth. Shows me as third with exactly the same amount of money as fifth place.

Apparent GTA V doesn't think I deserve my full amount of prize money.

[Corrian]

To be honest, I'm not even sure WHAT happened to the car. It just like, mysteriously vanished or something. The only Vacca I hopped in was Ancient Magmia's, went a few blocks, accidentally ran him over, and gave it back.

I think we just had a bad mix of things happen. I was a bit in obsessive chase after people with bounties on them mode, because everyone had bounties on them, and then when things were all settled we were still riled up or something.

Edit: Of course I got like, none of the bounties in the end.

[Ancient Magmia]

... well, hasn't this been a fan-motherfucking-tastic learning experience about the joys of making sure someone understands that you're not out to kill them. Sorry about all that, dude.

And while I still blame you for the car, it's no real biggie. I made five grand on a bounty earlier, so overall net gain today.

It's fine, but Jesus dude...listen to what I'm saying if this happens again.

And I didn't do anything to the car. I wanted to blow it up...I really wanted to blow it up...but I didn't want to have to pay the fine.
That shit isn't on me.

[Wisconsin9]

To be honest, I'm not even sure WHAT happened to the car. It just like, mysteriously vanished or something. The only Vacca I hopped in was Ancient Magmia's, went a few blacks, accidentally ran him over, and gave it back.

I think we just had a bad mix of things happen. I was a bit in obsessive chase after people with bounties on them mode, because everyone had bounties on them, and then when things were all settled we were still riled up or something.

It got impounded. Then I called for one of my other cars, not realizing that would get the first one no longer designated as a personal vehicle.

[Corrian]

Do you both have headsets now?

[Wisconsin9]

... well, hasn't this been a fan-motherfucking-tastic learning experience about the joys of making sure someone understands that you're not out to kill them. Sorry about all that, dude.

And while I still blame you for the car, it's no real biggie. I made five grand on a bounty earlier, so overall net gain today.

It's fine, but Jesus dude...listen to me if this happens again.

And I didn't do anything to the car. I wanted to blow it up...I really wanted to blow it up...but I didn't want to have to pay the fine.
That shit isn't on me.

I don't think either of us is gonna convince the other we're right, so we should probably let it slide.

You know, what I'm really wondering is why I couldn't put a bounty on you. I'm glad I couldn't, just curious.

Do you both have headsets now?

I've had one for a long time, just don't really use it.